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A silicone dildo that will light up your masturbation sessions

Having recently really enjoyed reviewing the fantastic BEASTLI silicone dildo from John Thomas Toys, I jumped at the chance to review another.

When they got in touch saying they had an unusual dildo that I might enjoy, I have to admit being immediately curious and hooked. I hastily agreed, and they sent me the entire range of four Cleopatra's Candles.

"It's sort of like a Rubik's Cube for your pussy to try to solve. Wiggling back and forth getting the angle just right so it pops into you is a lot of fun, and it takes your breath away when it suddenly slides in."

Joanne

Yes, you read that right 'candles'. This is a dildo designed to look just like a candle, complete with wax running down the sides to give it some nice textures.

I could hardly contain my excitement when the doorbell rang with this latest batch of dildos from John Thomas Toys, so let me tell you all about them.

This delightful wooden paddle really left a mark on sub'r', in a nice way

Now anyone who reads my blog and my reviews know that I love my BDSM and especially impact play instruments.

So, you can imagine just how delighted when Grateful Pain got in touch. They asked me if I wanted to review one of their bespoke, hand made wooden paddles.

"Impacts from it are moderate to severe, you definitely know you have had a good paddling after a session with Paul the paddle. I love the sounds that it makes when it comes into contact with an upturned bottom."

Joanne

I replied so quickly to their message they may have thought the e-mail they sent had bounced. I jumped at the chance to add another paddle to my collection. And of course, I also looked forward to having the opportunity to use it on the delightful sub'r'. I also looked forward to having it used on my own behind too, of course.

So, let me tell you just how much we enjoyed this superb wooden paddle and why you should check out the craftsmanships of the Grateful Pain range of BDSM products.

Check out the fantastic sex blogs that made this years list

It's that time of the year again when @MollyDailyKiss has published her Top 100 Sex Blogs 2019 list. After months of hard work she has sifted through the internet following up leads and listing the top 100 blogs in her opinion.

You can check out her original Top 100 Sex Blog List 2019 post but I am reposting the list here with permission. Thank you Molly for your hard work on this project.

So without further ado, here is this years list (with DOFOLLOW links as they are all well worth sharing some link juice with):

A petite rabbit with the performance of a lion

You know it's a good day when a new rampant rabbit vibrator arrives through the postbox from Ann Summers.

They sent me the Moregasm+ Petite Rampant Rabbit, and my submissive fell in love with it when she saw it. Like me, she just loves rabbit vibrators, and so I decided that this review was going to be hers to write.

"You can use a rabbit is all sorts of positions, I like to lay on my side and insert it before clamping my thighs together to hold it in place. If I then thrust my hips, I can vary the penetration and also the pressure on my clitoris to good effect."

sub'r'

She has now spent a few weeks getting to know the vibrator purely for reviewing purposes. I am sure she hasn't been enjoying herself too much.

She was, of course, delighted to be able to write another review on here for me. So without further ado, this is what sub'r' thought of this modestly proportioned rabbit vibe.

While generally not painful, e-stim can surprise you if you panic

Catchy title, eh? What the heck is the E-stim Inverse Proportionality Pain Rule? Well, it's a term that I just came up with to cover an often overlooked effect when playing with electrosex equipment.

It is quite simple. The sensations that you feel are inversely proportional to the surface area of the electrodes in contact with your body. So the smaller the contact surface, the more intense the stimulation. Or in other words, you will get a painful zap if you remove an electrode while the power is switched on.

Think of it like this; proportional pain is what we are all used to. Imagine dipping your toe into bathwater that is far too hot. It hurts, and so you immediately lift your toe out of the water to remove the source of the pain. That is proportional pain, if you continued dipping your other toes and then your foot into the water, the pain would increase.

A texture lovers dream come true

Well, it isn't often that I get approached by a completely new sex toy manufacturer that are producing the kind of dildos that I love right here in the UK.

To say I was delighted when John Thomas Toys got in touch would be an understatement. They wanted me to review one of their newest creations, the Beastli Platinum Silicone Dildo.

"Both sub'r' and I have had a lot of fun getting to know the Beastli dildos with her enjoying the small and as I like a challenge I have been using the medium and the large (that was a squeeze I can tell you)."

Joanne

I obviously jumped at the chance to get my hands (and other parts of my anatomy) on these fantastic looking silicone fantasy dildos packed with really pronounced textures.

Looking like a cross between a Size Queen and a Texture Queens wettest dream, I could hardly contain my excitement as I waited for them to arrive.

Condomerie is a wealth of condom information and carry a vast range of condoms and other products

While at Erofame, my Stunt Cock and sub'r' came across an absolutely fantastic company and stand from Amsterdam in the Netherlands.

It was fascinating to learn more about this amazing store that has been in business since 1st May 1987.

Condomerie was born out of necessity during the early days of the HIV and Aids epidemic in the '80s.

Their mission was to bring condoms to everyone, young and old, and they opened their iconic store in the centre of Amsterdam and have never looked back.

A fantasy dragon dildo with lots of texture and girth

It appears that several sex toy companies have concluded that my pussy loves large fantasy silicone dildos. No complaints from me though, as that's a pretty accurate assessment of my pussies dietary needs.

So when Uberkinky sent me this beautifully sculpted 100% platinum silicone Sinnovator Typhon dildo I was over the moon.

"The Typhon from Sinnovator is a dildo that will challenge you to take more and more. Indeed you will always want to take just a little bit more as it stretches you wide open. It awakens carnal instincts in me, and I love riding this beast of a dildo."

Joanne

Silicone dildos are one of my favourite types of sex toys, and when a stunning dildo like this one from a new manufacturer arrives in the post, you can be sure that it makes my day.

So after spending a few weeks getting to know the Sinnovator Typhon, here are my thoughts on it.

A texture lovers fantasy dildo wet dream

I love Hankey's Toys silicone dildos, they are famous for being incredibly detailed and also larger than life. Fantastic for size queens or anyone wanting to stretch and train for huge dildos.

Recently they brought out their XS range of nine of their most popular dildos, shrunk down to more modest proportions. That means more people than ever before can enjoy the delights of Hankey's Toys.

"I can't take it anally but sub'r' loved the texture in her backside too and fucking her with a strap-on harness like that was very exciting. She also loves sucking on it deeply stating that every sub should be able to deep throat any cock. I have to admire her conviction on that is this is a really girthy dildo."

Joanne

I was sent two dildos from the XS collection, this one and the XS BFG. After enjoying them myself, I sent the Dragon dildo to my submissive for her comments on this cracking little dildo.

So this review is a combination of both of our thoughts on this very nicely textured dildo. Read on to find out what we thought if it.

A powerful body-safe rabbit vibe from the home of the rampant rabbit

Stimulate your pussy and clit with the Moregasm+ Boost Rampant Rabbit from Ann Summers. I love it when I get asked to review rabbit vibrators, and so I jumped at the chance to review this one when Ann Summers asked.

Vibrators like this do get my juices flowing, as I love to feel the vibrations inside and out. I find internal and clitoral stimulations delightful so rabbit vibes work well for me.

"The curve of the toy means that it is not only easy to slide in and out, but with a small change of angle, it hits the g-spot amazingly well."

Joanne

I didn't have to wait long for it to arrive and I couldn't wait to try it out. The first thing I did after taking the pictures was to charge it ready to play before jumping into bed with a bottle of lube and this rabbit.

So, read on to find out what I think of this particular rabbit vibe.

We should all strive to break down the stigma associated with sex

"I think it can be difficult for young lesbian or young gay, bisexual, transgender to come out and be open with who they are because there's such a huge stigma attached to that preference of their sexuality."

Nafessa Williams - Google Search

One of my favourite sex toy manufacturers, Hot Octopuss, has recently started a campaign to raise awareness about the stigma surrounding sex, masturbation. They quite rightly want to raise awareness about sexual oppression that takes many forms, often through stigmas and stereotypes.

This struck a chord with me as I am disabled and face that stigma every day. They recently started an advertisement campaign in New York that was shut down because it showed some skin which is ridiculous.

The Gmini Gold looks amazing and has the performance to match its looks

I am so excited to be revealing this review to the world. You see, I have never seen a gold plated vibrator before in my life, so I was blown away by this one.

So before I get all giddy, let me fill you in on the background to reviewing this sex toy. In ealry October, I sent my partner and our submissive to Erofame to represent me, and they dropped by the stand of one of my favourite companies Gvibe.

"The Gmini Gold is not only a fantastic looking vibrator, something that "Gold Member" from Austin Powers would no doubt love, it also performs very well, indeed."

Joanne

I have already reviewed a number of Gvibe products, and it was so nice that when Stunt Cock and sub'r' introduced themselves they knew who we were - woohoo!

Anyway to cut a long story short, sub'r' won a Gvibe T-shirt in a fun game involving some dildos and a Nerf gun - nice. She was also presented with a limited edition 24kt Gvibe MINI GOLD to review, and as you can imagine, she still can't wipe the smile off her face.

So read on to find out how sub'r' got on with the most expensive vibrator that either of us has ever seen or used. Would it be a golden opportunity for some incredible orgasms, or would it turn out to be fools-gold? Read on to find out.

Stay alive, don't fry your tackle and enjoy hands-free orgasms

E-stim or Electrosex involves putting electrical current through your sex organs - eeek!

Doing so may be something that intruiges you but also worries you a little. You may be curious about just how safe this activity is and how you can introduce electricity into your sex play safely. So, as we are investing in video recording equipment and I'm basically still pretty camera shy. I talked my Stunt Cock into doing our first e-stim educational video (I fluttered my eyes a lot and promised him so seriously kinky sex afterwards). I think he did a pretty good job of it.

So here he is to give you ten basic safety rules and tips to keep you safe when you stim.

We intend to do several educational videos about this fantastic activity, and this is the first one.

So, check out Stunt Cock's video, please be kind and leave him a helpful comment on Youtube.

Another fun rabbit vibe from Ann Summers

I am such a lucky reviewer. Ann Summers sent me two of their latest vibrators to review, and this is the second one. I also had a lot of fun reviewing their Whisper Bullet Vibrator, which has just been released as well.

Like its cousin, this one comes in a delightful storage bag that I adore.

"For a rabbit that is compact as this one, it is surprisingly powerful. I love the way that you can set different power levels in each motor, and these can combine to deliver some serious pleasure."

Joanne

Now, everyone likes some rabbit time, and I really enjoy rabbit vibes, so I was excited to get to grips with this one.

It is nice and compact, not at all like some of the larger rabbits that can often be offputting to anyone new to sex toys. So, let me tell you all about the Whisper Rabbit Petite Vibe.

Erofame is Europe's biggest adult trade show and we are bang in the middle of it

After a lovely evening and a good nights sleep, it was on to day 2 of Erofame over in Hannover in Germany.

Our first day saw us visiting companies that we love and have worked with in the past to catch up with new developments and product releases. We had decided that day two would see us introducing ourselves to new companies that had caught our eyes.

Condomerie Amsterdam

The first of these companies was Comdomerie Amsterdam. We were blown away by their fantastic display of fun novelty condoms. With all sorts of designs and sizes on offer, there was something for everyone.

If the thought of enjoying a hands-free orgasm piques your interest, then read on

Since being introduced to Electrosex or E-stim by Mick from E-Stim Systems four years ago, I have relished the hands-free orgasms that it can deliver.

I started off using the humble Series 1 control box from E-stim Systems, and while it is no longer in production, I still use it occasionally for its raw power and simple controls.

Over the years, I have reviewed and also enjoyed so many e-stim control boxes. I have two favourites though, the 2B Control Box from E-Stim Systems is by far my favourite control box, but the Series 1 Remote comes in a close second. The Remote gives you so many different play styles, and it is fun to be able to have someone else control things from afar. It lends itself to BDSM play well but don't let that put you off, it is a TV star in its own right and can also deliver enormous pleasure as well as painful zaps when required.

I also enjoy playing with the Axis Control Box from Electrastim; it has some fun little features such as a proximity sensor and a very sensitive movement sensor. I tend to use it for predicament bondage play, and the handy travel case makes it an ideal travel companion.

The BFG fantasy silicone dildo from Mr Hankey teases and pleases

I love dildos that have lots of textures, and so does sub'r'. We both relish the delightful sensations that they generate as you thrust them in and out of any waiting orifice.

We were both delighted when Mr Hankey sent us something from the new Xtra-Small Series. It was the BFG which is a silicone dildo covered in delightful textures.

"Thrusting with it is sublime. The combination of the textures, changes in diameter and the constant pressure on my g-spot means I can get myself off quickly with the BFG. I also enjoy long slow lady-wanks with it too, it is a very versatile dildo."

sub 'r'

The BFG is more commonly known as the Big Fucking Genital. It is available in four huge sizes as well as this more modestly proportioned one.

The Xtra-Small Series is fantastic as it opens up the great Mr Hankeys designs to a broader audience, so let me tell you how much fun this dildo can be.

Super sexy tingly skin play fun with this fun electrode

Now it is no secret that I adore my electrostimulation play. Since being introduced to it four years ago, I have learnt so much about this kinky way of achieving hands-free orgasms.

I have reviewed numerous control boxes and electrodes over the time I have been playing with electrons.

"One set up I really enjoy is a pad electrode on one foot and the Electrowhisker being used on the other leg. You get the enticing skin play tingles coupled with the current going through your groin on its way to the pad on your feet, and this feels breathtaking."

Joanne

It's so nice when I come across something totally different from anything that I have tried before. That is what happened though, the first time I used the ElectroWhisker from E-Stim Systems.

It looks like an innocuous basting brush, but this brush has a far kinkier use compared to its kitchen cousin. So, let me tell you all about the ElectroWhisker Monopole Electrode.

A delightful little bullet vibe that packs a punch

I was delighted when Ann Summers sent me one of their newest vibrators to review before its launch. It is so lovely to be one of the first people to try out a new toy.

They sent me two vibrators to review, this one, the Whisper Vibrator and also the Whisper Rabbit Vibrator.

"I really like pressing the tip on my clitoris and relishing the deep vibrations, circling it also feel great too. I also tend to "dip" when using bullet vibes. As the clitoral stimulation becomes almost too much, I push the vibe into my vagina to enjoy some deeper vibrations."

Joanne

I decided to review the bullet vibe myself and have let my sexy submissive review the rabbit vibe as she adores rabbits.

So after a couple of weeks playing with this one, I'm ready to tell you how I got on with it. So, sit back and let me tell you all about the Ann Summers Whisper Vibrator.