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Review Wall

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Review Wall

Here is a selection of popular reviews written by me.

Guest Posts

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Guest Posts

Have you got something interesting to share?

I pay £20 per guest postI'm so excited to finally be in a position where I can host guest blog posts and articles from fellow bloggers. I'm looking for sex related articles on diverse subjects from BDSM, sex toys, relationships, fetishes or anything that you think may be of interest to my readers

Guest posts are a good way to have your work exposed to a wider audience. I can't afford to pay much for guest posts but I do pay for them. In the future I hope to be able to pay more.

I thought it might be a good idea to list some of the things I am looking for in guest posts and what I want to avoid.

What I'm looking for

  • I would love to hear about your expereinces especially if it's about something that I have not tried or written about.
  • I'd enjoy learning about new kinks and fetishes, so maybe you could enlighten me on something you enjoy.
  • Erotic fiction especially if it is about a long term fantasy or kink.
Press - Published Work

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Press - Published Work

It's a good feeling when your work gets published

SInce its inception my site has grown exponentially and I have re-invested any money that it has generated into more sex toys to review.

As well as reviewing sex toys, written erotica and educational articles I also enjoy writing for other sites or the media.

I have had a number of awards. most notably I was selected as one of the Top 100 Sex Blogging Superheroes in 2016 and as one of the Top 100 Sex Bloggers in 2016.

Published Work

Here are links to my externally published works:

Kink Craft

My first piece of commissioned work was for KinkCraft.co to write an article describing what is entailed in reviewing sex toys. This is due to the conception that it is an easy way to get free sex toys and I was more than happy to set the record straight.

Commissioned article for Kink Craft on life as a sex toy reviewer

Unfortunately this website is no longer around but I did enjoy writing this article for them. You can read my article on reviewing sex toys for free here.

Darkside Magazine

I am now a regular contributor to Darkside Magazine where I enjoy writing sex toy reviews for the kink scene. My first review was of the Electrastim Jack Socket and it appeared in Issue 7.

I am published in Darkside Magazine

Darkside Magazine - The new digital magazine for the BDSM scene

In Issue 8 I reviewed a German gas mask and in Issue 9 I reviewed the Motorunny ride on sex machine.

Fetish Faeries

I was commissioned to write a beginners introduction to e-stim or electrosex for Fetish Faeries and has a lot of fun writing it for them. It covers the basics of this fun activity in a fun and friendly manner.

I am published on Fetis Faeries

What is E-Stim or Electrostimulation?

Commisioned Work

If you are interested in having me write a commissioned piece of work for you then get in touch through my contact form with your ideas.

Joanne XXX

Erotic Fiction

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Erotic Fiction

Erotic Fiction From Yours Truly - Me, and some friends

This is where I keep all of the kinky short fiction stories that I have written, it's pretty new but I hope to add to it often. I hope that it gives people some ideas or inspiration to grab the bull by the horns and to try something new. I am also delighted to have a guest post here as well.

Spicing up your sex life with new and interesting things is a great past time and one that I can highly recommend.

Anyway, enjoy and I hope to hear what you think of them.

Joanne xxx

My Sex Toy Musings Blog

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My Sex Toy Musings Blog

My thoughts and musings about life as a sex toy reviewer

I hope that you enjoy this insight into my life and what I do. I love reviewing adult products and I will use this blog to keep everyone aware of what is coming up for review soon and also to pass on any thoughts or issues that I have. I love feedback so please use the comments sections of these posts to get in touch with me.

You can use the search function on the site (top right) if you are looking for something in particular.

Sex Toy Stores

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Sex Toy Stores

Shops that I trust

There are so many sex toy shops out there that it is hard to work out who to trust and so I thought that I should list my favourites here for everyone.

Joanne's Sex Machine and Sex Toy Reviews

Joanne's Sex Machine and Sex Toy Reviews

I Get To Enjoy Myself In So Many Kinky Ways Here

Joannes Reviews - welcome to my siteWelcome to my site, I hope that you enjoy my reviews and articles. I have a fascination with sex toys and in particular sex and fucking machines, E-stim and BDSM equipment. As you can well imagine, I have a lot of fun doing what I do and I hope it shows in my reviews and articles.

I love hearing from my readers so don't be shy, post a comment or get in touch, I'd love to hear what you think of my site and any suggestions that you may have.

Joanne xxx


Companies that I regularly review for:

E-Stim SystemsBondaraFleshlight

E-Stim and Electrosex Reviews

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E-Stim and Electrosex Reviews

Shocking Reviews Of The Best Estim Kit

I absolutely love Electrosex and have been using e-stim equipment for over two years now and it never fails to deliver strong and reliable hands free orgasms for me.

I hope that you find these reviews useful as it's always good to see someone's opinion of an item before you consider parting with your hard earned cash and let's face it some of this equipment is very expensive indeed.

So without further ado, here are all of my E-stim reviews. Enjoy....

Sextoy Services, Work With Me To Grow Your Brand

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Sextoy Services, Work With Me To Grow Your Brand

Let Me Help Build Your Brand

I have been reviewing sex toys for a long time now and my site is very well established. I enjoy working with partners in the adult industry and can help to increase your product and brand awareness as well as provide advice and consultation services.

Sex bloggers and Sex Toy reviewers can be a powerfull force and can be used to increase your market place prescence and we can help bring your products to a wider audience.

The articles below cover their respective subjects in great detail and they should answer your questions, if you still have some though then don't hesitate to get in touch with me.

Good Advice For Great Sex

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Good Advice For Great Sex

We Can All Improve Our Sex Lives

In my years I have tried lots of sexual practices and activities. Some enjoyable and some not so enjoyable. These articles are designed to give everyone the benefit of my advice and I hope that you find them both interesting and enjoyable.

I also really like to explore niche sex practices like E-Stim, sex machines and BDSM. I will keep adding to these articles, if you have one in particular that you feel I should write then get in touch with me about it.

Latest Reviews

January 21, 2019

Gplug Twist Vibrating Anal Butt Plug

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Give your ass the screwing it deserves Now, never let it be said that I have turned down the excuse for a little bum fun. So I was, of course, delighted when Gvibe got in touch after I had reviewed their GBulb Vibrator asking if I would be interested in… Read More
January 12, 2019

Lust & Joy Loopy Bounce TrioPack

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Bounce your way to orgasm after orgasm While visiting Erofame 2018 my Stunt Cock and sub'r' came across an interesting stand from Lust & Joy. It featured their Loopy Bounce which immediately got the attention of sub'r'. Consider it a high tech space hopper… Read More
Jan 08, 2019

Dalia Porcelain Dildo From Désirables

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A porcelain dildo worthy of display with your finest china I was absolutely delighted… Read More

Recent Articles

August 27, 2018 3771

Experiencing Burning Or Stinging When Stimming?

Here are some pointers to smooth things out a bit Stinging or burning is often caused by either having too much power going through an electrode or having your electrode too small. Other things can also create this sort of problem, and I will cover those… Read More
July 05, 2018 7697

What is a DDLG relationship?

You might be surprised by the DDLG scene when you learn more about it First off, I can pretty much guarantee that at least 90% of the people reading this post will have either never heard of a DDLG relationship or have lots of misconceptions about them. "I… Read More
Jun 11, 2018 11115

Male And Female Chastity Belts & Cock Cages

The thought of being locked in chastity really turns me one Chastity is a subject that… Read More

Latest Blog Posts

December 26, 2018

Chrome Deco Dual Ixu Violet Wand

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Violet Wand play can be shockingly good fun Since I bought and reviewed an Electro Erotic Neon Wand kit from Lovehoney we have all been smitten by it. For something that can evoke really raw emotions, it is an incredible way to get off. Yes, the thought of… Read More
December 17, 2018

Lodbrock Giveaway Competition

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Start the New Year with some kink I have just reviewed the amazing Pillory Set from Lodbrock, and inside this fantastic set you get two impact play toys. A leather Paddle and a Leather Flogger. Lodbrock has sent me an extra one of each to give away to two… Read More
Dec 16, 2018

Love Machine For Two People Lm42p

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There is a new fucking machine in development How does a double sided fucking machine… Read More
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