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Mar 11, 2018

Take Your E-Stim Sessions To New Levels Of Fun

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I pay £20 per guest postI'm so excited to finally be in a position where I can host guest blog posts and articles from fellow bloggers. I'm looking for sex related articles on diverse subjects from BDSM, sex toys, relationships, fetishes or anything that you think may be of interest to my readers

Guest posts are a good way to have your work exposed to a wider audience. I can't afford to pay much for guest posts but I do pay for them (£20). In the future I hope to be able to pay more.

I thought it might be a good idea to list some of the things I am looking for in guest posts and what I want to avoid.

What I'm looking for

  • I would love to hear about your experiences especially if it's about something that I have not tried or written about.
  • I'd enjoy learning about new kinks and fetishes, so maybe you could enlighten me on something you enjoy.
  • Erotic fiction especially if it is about a long term fantasy or kink.
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It's a good feeling when your work gets published

SInce its inception my site has grown exponentially and I have re-invested any money that it has generated into more sex toys to review.

As well as reviewing sex toys, written erotica and educational articles I also enjoy writing for other sites or the media.

I have had a number of awards. most notably I was selected as one of the Top 100 Sex Blogging Superheroes in 2016 and as one of the Top 100 Sex Bloggers in 2016.

Published Work

Here are links to my externally published works:

Kink Craft

My first piece of commissioned work was for to write an article describing what is entailed in reviewing sex toys. This is due to the conception that it is an easy way to get free sex toys and I was more than happy to set the record straight.

Commissioned article for Kink Craft on life as a sex toy reviewer

Unfortunately this website is no longer around but I did enjoy writing this article for them. You can read my article on reviewing sex toys for free here.

Darkside Magazine

I am now a regular contributor to Darkside Magazine where I enjoy writing sex toy reviews for the kink scene. My first review was of the Electrastim Jack Socket and it appeared in Issue 7.

I am published in Darkside Magazine

Darkside Magazine - The new digital magazine for the BDSM scene

In Issue 8 I reviewed a German gas mask and in Issue 9 I reviewed the Motorunny ride on sex machine.

Fetish Faeries

I was commissioned to write a beginners introduction to e-stim or electrosex for Fetish Faeries and has a lot of fun writing it for them. It covers the basics of this fun activity in a fun and friendly manner.

I am published on Fetis Faeries

What is E-Stim or Electrostimulation?

Commisioned Work

If you are interested in having me write a commissioned piece of work for you then get in touch through my contact form with your ideas.

Joanne XXX

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Erotic Fiction From Yours Truly - Me, and some friends

This is where I keep all of the kinky short fiction stories that I have written, it's pretty new but I hope to add to it often. I hope that it gives people some ideas or inspiration to grab the bull by the horns and to try something new. I am also delighted to have a guest post here as well.

Spicing up your sex life with new and interesting things is a great past time and one that I can highly recommend.

Anyway, enjoy and I hope to hear what you think of them.

Joanne xxx

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My thoughts and musings about life as a sex toy reviewer

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You can use the search function on the site (top right) if you are looking for something in particular.

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