Dildos

I love dildo fun and games and I enjoy reviewing them. I tend to not leave much to the imagination when I write my reviews and I will give you the good points as well as the bad so that you can make an informed decision about future purchases.

Dildos
John Thomas Toys Silicone Anal Probe Review

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Review JohnThomasToys Silicone VacuLock Anal Dildo Trainer

Overall Rating:
8.8

John Thomas Toys Silicone Anal Probe Review

A novel design that is good for any orifice, front or rear

The arrival of a new sex toy to review always fills me with excitement but it isn't often that I am also filled with a sense of nervous anticipation as well. But that was the case when these big boys arrived from John Thomas Toys.

It isn't often that I get sent anal play toys, of shall we say, this magnitude. My comfort zone is a medium butt plug. Luckily though I'm fortunate to have a very anally talented female submissive, the lovely sub'r' so you can guess who took on the job of trying these behemoths out.

"I used the small one on the lovely sub'r' first vaginally and then in her ass. The sight of it disappearing into her was mesmerising. The sounds coming out of her when we used a fucking machine on her ass were almost animal."

Joanne

So with a nervous look in her eye, she agreed to take one for the team, which is an excellent job as I would have been stuck with having to squeeze them into my own butt.

I decided to tackle some of the bigger ones vaginally while sub'r' got to test out the anal pleasure these can bring. So let me tell you all about the Anal Probe Dildos in all their eye-wateringly immense glory.

John Thomas® Billy Bunter Platinum Silicone Dildo Review

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Review Silicone Dildo VacuLock SizeQueen JohnThomasToys

Overall Rating:
9.2

John Thomas® Billy Bunter Platinum Silicone Dildo Review

Don't be bullied by this lovely silicone didlo, put it in its place ;-)

You can imagine my excitement when yet another delivery arrived from John Thomas Toys. I was sent another lovely set of lovely silicone dicks for me to use and abuse, all in the name of reviewing science, of course.

This is the third dildo design that I have reviewed for John Thomas Toys, and it's another cracker, or should that be crack stuffer? There are links at the bottom of this review to the others.

"The shaft carries some beautiful vein details that provide extra stimulation as you thrust. The base of the dildo features a vac-u-lock hole for the included suction cup adaptor. You can, of course, opt to fit this dildo to a fucking machine or strap-on harness for lots of kinky fun."

Joanne

My first impressions of the new Billy Bunter dildo were excellent. I could hardly contain my excitement, and it wasn't long before I was enjoying them.

So please sit back, grab some popcorn and let me tell you all about the Billy Bunter body-safe silicone dildo range.

John Thomas® Cleopatra's Candle Platinum Silicone Dildo Review

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Review Silicone Dildo Fantasy VacuLock SizeQueen JohnThomasToys

Overall Rating:
9.4

John Thomas® Cleopatra's Candle Platinum Silicone Dildo Review

A silicone dildo that will light up your masturbation sessions

Having recently really enjoyed reviewing the fantastic BEASTLI silicone dildo from John Thomas Toys, I jumped at the chance to review another.

When they got in touch saying they had an unusual dildo that I might enjoy, I have to admit being immediately curious and hooked. I hastily agreed, and they sent me the entire range of four Cleopatra's Candles.

"It's sort of like a Rubik's Cube for your pussy to try to solve. Wiggling back and forth getting the angle just right so it pops into you is a lot of fun, and it takes your breath away when it suddenly slides in."

Joanne

Yes, you read that right 'candles'. This is a dildo designed to look just like a candle, complete with wax running down the sides to give it some nice textures.

I could hardly contain my excitement when the doorbell rang with this latest batch of dildos from John Thomas Toys, so let me tell you all about them.

John Thomas® Toys BEASTLI Platinum Silicone Dildo Review

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Review Silicone Dildo Fantasy VacuLock SizeQueen JohnThomasToys

Overall Rating:
9.4

John Thomas® Toys BEASTLI Platinum Silicone Dildo Review

A texture lovers dream come true

Well, it isn't often that I get approached by a completely new sex toy manufacturer that are producing the kind of dildos that I love right here in the UK.

To say I was delighted when John Thomas Toys got in touch would be an understatement. They wanted me to review one of their newest creations, the Beastli Platinum Silicone Dildo.

"Both sub'r' and I have had a lot of fun getting to know the Beastli dildos with her enjoying the small and as I like a challenge I have been using the medium and the large (that was a squeeze I can tell you)."

Joanne

I obviously jumped at the chance to get my hands (and other parts of my anatomy) on these fantastic looking silicone fantasy dildos packed with really pronounced textures.

Looking like a cross between a Size Queen and a Texture Queens wettest dream, I could hardly contain my excitement as I waited for them to arrive.

Sinnovator Typhon Silicone Dragon Fantasy Dildo From Uberkinky

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Overall Rating:
9.4

Sinnovator Typhon Silicone Dragon Fantasy Dildo From Uberkinky

A fantasy dragon dildo with lots of texture and girth

It appears that several sex toy companies have concluded that my pussy loves large fantasy silicone dildos. No complaints from me though, as that's a pretty accurate assessment of my pussies dietary needs.

So when Uberkinky sent me this beautifully sculpted 100% platinum silicone Sinnovator Typhon dildo I was over the moon.

"The Typhon from Sinnovator is a dildo that will challenge you to take more and more. Indeed you will always want to take just a little bit more as it stretches you wide open. It awakens carnal instincts in me, and I love riding this beast of a dildo."

Joanne

Silicone dildos are one of my favourite types of sex toys, and when a stunning dildo like this one from a new manufacturer arrives in the post, you can be sure that it makes my day.

So after spending a few weeks getting to know the Sinnovator Typhon, here are my thoughts on it.

Hankeys Toys XS Dragon Silicone Dildo Review

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Review Silicone Dildo Fantasy Mr Hankey Dragon

Overall Rating:
9.0

Hankeys Toys XS Dragon Silicone Dildo Review

A texture lovers fantasy dildo wet dream

I love Hankey's Toys silicone dildos, they are famous for being incredibly detailed and also larger than life. Fantastic for size queens or anyone wanting to stretch and train for huge dildos.

Recently they brought out their XS range of nine of their most popular dildos, shrunk down to more modest proportions. That means more people than ever before can enjoy the delights of Hankey's Toys.

"I can't take it anally but sub'r' loved the texture in her backside too and fucking her with a strap-on harness like that was very exciting. She also loves sucking on it deeply stating that every sub should be able to deep throat any cock. I have to admire her conviction on that is this is a really girthy dildo."

Joanne

I was sent two dildos from the XS collection, this one and the XS BFG. After enjoying them myself, I sent the Dragon dildo to my submissive for her comments on this cracking little dildo.

So this review is a combination of both of our thoughts on this very nicely textured dildo. Read on to find out what we thought if it.

Mr Hankeys Toys BFG Xtra-Small Fantasy Silicone Dildo Review

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Review Dildo Silicone Fantasy Mr Hankey

Overall Rating:
9.2

Mr Hankeys Toys BFG Xtra-Small Fantasy Silicone Dildo Review

The BFG fantasy silicone dildo from Mr Hankey teases and pleases

I love dildos that have lots of textures, and so does sub'r'. We both relish the delightful sensations that they generate as you thrust them in and out of any waiting orifice.

We were both delighted when Mr Hankey sent us something from the new Xtra-Small Series. It was the BFG which is a silicone dildo covered in delightful textures.

"Thrusting with it is sublime. The combination of the textures, changes in diameter and the constant pressure on my g-spot means I can get myself off quickly with the BFG. I also enjoy long slow lady-wanks with it too, it is a very versatile dildo."

sub 'r'

The BFG is more commonly known as the Big Fucking Genital. It is available in four huge sizes as well as this more modestly proportioned one.

The Xtra-Small Series is fantastic as it opens up the great Mr Hankeys designs to a broader audience, so let me tell you how much fun this dildo can be.

Rhea Silicone Dildo From Ylva And Dite

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Review Dildo Silicone YlvaAndDite Suction Cup

Overall Rating:
9.2

Rhea Silicone Dildo From Ylva And Dite

A dildo with sublime texture and changes in girth that feels amazing

Woohoo! I have found another fantastic purveyor of silicone pleasure stick (dildos) that produces some fabulous creations.

I have been fortunate to have been able to recently run a competition to win one of their fantastic creations, the Silicone Anteros Dildo.

"Slowly thrusting with the Rhea feels divine, but it is when you really give yourself a hard pounding that you really enjoy the combination of girth changes and texture."

Joanne

Now when Ylva & Dite sent me that dildo to giveaway in a competition, they also sent me another sublime dildo to review and this one in the Rhea.

So read on to find out about this fabulous company and their creations. In particular, how my pussy got on with the Rhea silicone dildo.

So Divine Black Juju Dual Density Silicone Dildo Review

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Review Dildo Silicone Suction Cup SoDivine

Overall Rating:
9.0

So Divine Black Juju Dual Density Silicone Dildo Review

Another fine creation from So Divine

I love my So Divine sex toys. So I was delighted when they got in touch with me asking if I would review their new Black Juju real feel silicone dildo for them.

Result, I love silicone dildos for the reasons stated later in this review, and I looked forward to receiving and reviewing this lovely looking phallus.

"When masturbating, I like to be filled even if just rubbing my clitoris. I love having something inside me to clamp down upon as I orgasm and the Black Juju is perfect for this role."

Joanne

I didn't have long to wait, and I set about getting to know my new silicone friend in the biblical sense, of course.

So read on to find out how my pussy got on with the Black Juju dildo.

Beowulf Silicone Dildo Review From Hankeys Toys

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Review Dildo Silicone VacuLock Mr Hankey Fantasy SizeQueen

Overall Rating:
9.0

Beowulf Silicone Dildo Review From Hankeys Toys

The Beowulf is a silicone dildo of beastly proportions

I have long been a fan of Hankeys Toys, their silicone delights are a sight to behold. With a reputation for larger than life dildos, they are a size queens dream.

I was therefore delighted when they got in touch with me asking if I would like to review the Beowulf for them as well as two of their new XS range of dildos.

"It just gets better and better as you slide more inside with each inch of this dildo opening you up wider and wider until you feel you can't take any more."

Joanne

As you can well imagine, it didn't take me long to decide on how to reply, the chance to enjoy some Hankeys Silicone is not to be missed.

So after a short wait, the doorbell rang, and I went to receive a box of dicks from the courier. Many bottles of lube later, I am ready to tell you all about the Beowulf and what I think of it. So read on to how I got on with it.

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