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sub'r' takes Mr Michelin for a test drive
I love it when we receive a package from John Thomas Toys. I know two things for sure when one tips up. Firstly it is going to be contain larger than life toys and they will be lots of fun.
Secondly, I know whatever is inside will be body-safe. Again we weren't disappointed, although we felt sorry for the posties back as this box weighs a bomb
"Mr Michelin has a look that you will no doubt recognise. I do not doubt that Mrs Michelin is one happy lady as he's very well proportioned with his recognisable rings that provide lots of intense stimulation."
sub'r'
When Joanne did her unboxing video, I could almost hear myself getting wetter and wetter, so I asked if she wanted me to review this one.
I was delighted when she said yes, and so here is my review of this lovely silicone dildo from John Thomas Toys.
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- Overall Rating 10.0
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The Humphrey dildo is a stunner that feels as good as it looks
Organotoy is a German artisanal company created in 2011 with the plan to make high-quality sex toys. They offer some unique silicone toys that are handmade to order, and they look incredible.
I first saw the fantastic products made by Organotoy on Twitter. After commenting on the image, they contacted me to see if I would be interested in reviewing one of their products.
"The large bumps feel amazing against my pussy walls. I like to give it a slight twist to really ramp up the sensations when thrusting with it."
Joanne
I really wanted a chance to see one of their products in person, so I jumped at the opportunity to check one of their dildos out.
That led to the dilemma as to who would get to try it first, so sub 'r' and I had a little discussion on who would try out this delectable treat. Unfortunately for sub 'r', I won this one (yeah, for me :p ).
We were all really looking forward to seeing this dildo upfront and personal. Even with Brexit and Covid 19, the shipping did not take as long as we thought it might.
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- Overall Rating 9.2
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This dildo takes fantasy dildo play to another level (of stretch)
I am once again delighted to have received some more John Thomas Toys dildos.
You can't have too many good toys, and I know that the quality of John Thomas Toys dildos are worth making room for.
"I can honestly say that this is my first time with an anatomically correct dog dong. I did feel a little intimidated with these dildos as the small is a lot larger than I expected."
Joanne
When the postie arrived with two large boxes, I knew precisely who they were from. I just had no idea what the contents were.
I am always excited to open the boxes so that I can see what I've been sent. They have so much choice on their website, and I know it will be something new each time.
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- Overall Rating 9.4
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Brutus will give any hole a run for its money
Before finishing the reviews for my last two dildos from John Thomas Toys, another box arrived on my doorstep.
I only receive this type of large and heavy box from one manufacturer, so this one was definitely from John Thomas Toys, and that pretty much made my day.
"After strapping her to my spanking bench, sub 'r' also thoroughly enjoyed the attention of Brutus. It was not long before he brought her to completion (after she asked for permission to cum, of course)."
Joanne
I knew that this box contained a set of four silicone dildo's called Brutus. So on checking my e-mails and the John Thomas Toys website, I was very excited to take them out of the box to play with them (oops, I mean to professionally review).
But before getting my kink on with them, I had to rush straight to my new workshop to record an unboxing video and to take the review photos. All of which needed doing before I took lots of pleasure from thoroughly examining and 'cough', testing this dildo out.
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- Overall Rating 9.4
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Taking dildo play to a whole new depth
Even when I am busy with various other projects and reviews, when John Thomas Toys approach me with an offer of sending me more, I just can't seem to say no.
How can I turn down great products that I get to play with? Especially when I know the quality of the dildos being sent.
"The vein textures are enough to add lots of pleasurable sensation as you work more and more inside. Once fully inserted, I relished the feeling of being full and the satisfaction of knowing I took it all - Yay for me!"
Joanne
So I said yes, I would be happy to receive them. As these dildos were a brand new design, I was given the name but had no idea what they looked like. That was because they had not even put them up on their website.
This is the review for Henry (not the vacuum cleaner I hasten to add), a silicone dildo from John Thomas Toys.
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- Overall Rating 9.0
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Donkey Dong is a bit of a beast
John Thomas Toys once again approached me to see if I wanted to review two new designs of dildos.
I can never say no because they not only ask so nicely, but they also produce some awe-inspiring silicone dildos and stretchers.
"I got the glowing version to review, and I have to say it blew me away the first time I switched the lights off and saw its lovely green glow. I don't know what the neighbours must have thought if they saw the Medium charging on my bedroom window sill LOL."
Joanne
John Thomas Toys gave me the names, but I had no idea what they would actually look like. This was because they were so new they hadn't even added them to their website.
So with just the names, I sat back and waited for two boxes to arrive full of some nice cock for me to play with.
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- Overall Rating 9.4
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Like its namesake, Godzillaz is a primal beast of a ride
John Thomas Toys asked if they could send me another dildo to review. I do love their toys, and I like working with the company as well. With that in mind, of course, I said yes please.
It definitely helped when they said the name was Godzillaz. I was hoping that they would be nice enough to let me review this dildo as it looks incredible.
"On pushing more of Godzillaz inside, I feel the shaft widening's girth, filling me up nicely. The spikes and the frills were adding different sensations to the dildo. John Thomas Toys really have designed a great dildo."
Joanne
The main question was, would it be as good as it looks. I mean, just look at the pics of Godzillaz; that is some eye-watering well-defined texture there. I do like the little comment on the product page on John Thomas Toys website:
"Godzillaz is a real creature feature from the Jurassic age. Boasting spikes, a curved scaled shaft that has lizard like fans, this dong truly is out of this world!"
So let me tell you all about my encounter with Godzillaz.
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- Overall Rating 9.6
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The Colon Snake is both a challenge and a pleasure to use
John Thomas Toys were very concerned that I may get bored while still in lockdown and offered to send me two new dildos. This one, the Colon Snake and their Diablo's Finger Silcione Dildo.
Ok, so now I may need to get a much bigger storage area to hold them all, but I can never seem to say no.
"I have used it several times now, this is one of those sex toys that feels amazing to insert, and the feeling of fulness is hard to describe but highly arousing."
Joanne
I will admit that when John Thomas Toys said they were sending me Colon Snake, I had no idea what to expect. They had not added them to their website before I did my unboxing video. So I was stunned by what I pulled out of the box.
John Thomas Toys produce high-quality dildos of all shapes and sizes. Their designs are always unique and a heck of a lot of fun to review. Although I don't think I'll ever be able to take on the XL size of any of their range as the girth on them is incredible.
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- Overall Rating 9.0
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The Devils finger will really press your buttons
As soon as I was set up in my new office, John Thomas Toys asked if they could send me some more dildos to review.
I am not going to say no to a chance at getting my hands on some new dildos to review.
"As I expected, I felt every single ridge and bump along my sensitive walls. If you get the angle and dildo size right, you can even rub the claw against your g-spot."
Joanne
I am given the name but have no idea what they look like until they arrive. This is because they often come before John Thomas Toys have put them on their own website. Luckily It was easy to guess which was which when I did the unpacking video.
I was excited to try out my new studio for both videos and photos. It also helped to identify a few things that needed rethinking.
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- Overall Rating 9.4
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IT is a silicone stretcher with both a funny background story and an unusual look
John Thomas Toys were worried that I might be getting bored throughout England's third lockdown, so they let sent me a couple of toys to keep myself "busy".
I was surprised when three heavy boxes arrived. As they were a new design, I was told the names but had no idea what they would look like.
"The whole dildo is stimulation heaven, it rubs my walls wonderfully as it goes in and out. Give it a little twist and my toes were curling."
Joanne
I had to really restrain myself not to open the boxes at home before filming the unboxing video for you to watch. I must say it was not an easy feat, and so Stuntcock just locked them away :-)
While John Thomas Toys were kind enough to package the dildo's into separate boxes, I still felt sorry for the postie. Each box weighs a lot, just imagine four hefty silicone dildos in each box.
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- Overall Rating 9.0
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