Sex Toy Reviews

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I have a lot of fun doing what I do and I try to make my reviews interesting and above all informative. You can use the links below to view lists of reviews from each catagory.

If you see something that interests you then just click on the Read More link to open up that review in full.

The latest reviews are always at the top of the list. If you don't see something that you are looking for then use the search box on the left to look for it.


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Sex or Fucking Machines - Including the Sybian, F-Machine and the Shockspot

Vibrators - Bullet vibes, wands, multispeed vibrators and more

Dildos & Attachments - Fancy something inside you? Dildos are a lot of fun

Butt Plugs - Back door fun and games

Male Masturbators - These sex toys are definitely something more comfortable to slip into

E-Stim - Power boxes, electrodes and more

Lube - Great lubes form Sliquid, Licx, ID and SpunkLube

Sex Toy Cleaners - Don't overlook a cleaner for your sex toys

Other Items - Great sex toys not covered by the categories above


View By Type Of Material

The material that your sex toys are made out of is a big concern, these materials are listed in descending order with the most body safe material at the top and the least body safe at the bottom.

Silicone

Glass

Leather

Rubber

PVC


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October 19, 2018

The Probe And Probe Beast Fucking Machines From Orgasm Alley

in Sex & Fucking Machines
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October 10, 2018

Yubo F1 Fucking Machine From Sexmachines.co.uk

in Sex & Fucking Machines
Another fun fucking machine from the sexmachines.co.uk range I do have the best job in the world I think, especially when Dave from sexmachines.co.uk gets in touch with me asking if I would be interested in reviewing another fucking machine for them. This… Read More
Oct 08, 2018

HurtMe: Cat-o'-Nine-Tails Ariadne From Meo.de

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Experiencing Burning Or Stinging When Stimming?

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Erofame 2018 - Day 2 More Jam Than Robinsons Jam Factory

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