I must say that one of the great things about my job is that I get to try out some fascinating sex toys. When Bestvibe got in touch with me, asking if I would be interested in reviewing their G Spot Rabbit Vibe, I jumped at the chance.
This is a rabbit vibe, unlike any other I have tried, and I was curious as to just how it would feel. It has been designed to simulate being fingered deeply, and with three motors, it looked great on paper.
"The main shaft fills my vagina very nicely, and with the girth being a little chunky, it gives me that nice full feeling I love to get from a toy. The main shaft of the G Spot Rabbit has a fantastic textured end which feels excellent when it's rubbing against my G spot."Joanne
I have to say thank you to the lovely sub'r' who also enjoyed it and gave me her valuable feedback on her thoughts about it too.
But, how would it perform in the field? Well in my pussy to be more precise, so read on to find out how I go on with it.
Hi, it's sub 'r' here again, and today I am going to be telling all about the fun wand from Njoy.
This is my first review of an Njoy product, and the Fun Wand has made me fall in love with the brand.
"Let's just say it was a good job I put a towel under myself as I'm a squirter at the best of times, but with the Fun Wand, I was ten times as bad lol."Joanne
I was over the moon when Joanne asked me to review the Fun Wand for you.
So here is what I thought about it, I hope you enjoy.
I was approached by Kinkywriter.com to see if I would like to review a few books. I certainly was not going to turn down an offer to read some kinky stories, so of course, I said yes, please.
I have decided to do a single review for all three books, so scroll down to find the book you are interested in if not all three.
The Books Are:
He's a UK stimmer and recently purchased a Coyote E-Stim Control Box, and there has been quite a lot of chatter over on Fetlife about it.
"You can customise the wave patterns, using the touchscreen of your device, and timers can be set to call a halt to proceedings or turn the device on or off."Guayule-Nomisma
He graciously wrote this review in the hope that it would benefit anyone considering buying one.
It sounds like his experience with it has been very positive and so without further ado, here is the review in Guayule-Nomisma's words.
I am such a lucky reviewer, John Thomas Toys asked if I would be interested in reviewing some of their newest dildos. Of course, I jumped at the chance to experience some more of their incredible designs.
Even better than trying just one new dildo, John Thomas Toys sent me three designs to review. Yes, you read that right, three designs and all four sizes of each.
"The thinner tip makes taking the head easy, and the glans stand out enough to make it almost pop as it fully enters you. Then you feel the first ridge, each one on the firm blend (which is the blend I was sent if you are wondering), are slightly squishy. This means they are soft enough to enter smoothly but firm enough to feel great once they are inside you."Joanne
Needless to say, the box when it arrived was huge, and it weighed a tonne. It was time to get the sack trolley to work to get these fantastic dildos to my office for photos. I then choose which ones I am going to take home to play with before doing the video review. Of course, it was only fair that sub'r' got her pick too.
Having just reviewed Spock's Cock, and the Parasite, it was on to the final in this batch of interestingly named fantasy dildos, the OGLIN. So let me tell you all about this silicone masterpiece.
I was delighted when Hot Octopuss got in touch to ask me if I want to review the latest iteration of their incredibly popular Pulse guybrator line, the Pulse Duo Lux.
"I was soon being edged by Stunt Cock (the tease). So in reply to this I hit the boost button sending the pulse plate into overdrive, he did the same, and I soon felt him tense as warm cum shot across my belly."Joanne
I was keen to see how this new creation in the Pulse line would fare. It is always hard to come up with couples sex toys that perform as well in the bedroom as they do on the drawing board.
So let me tell you all about the Pulse Duo Lux, read on to hear about our experiences with it.
I'm such a lucky reviewer, John Thomas Toys asked if I would be interested in reviewing some of their newest dildos. Of course, I jumped at the chance to experience some more of their incredible designs.
Even better than trying just one new dildo, John Thomas Toys sent me three designs to review. Yes, you read that right, three designs and all four sizes of each.
"I found this would hit my g-spot just right. I did not feel challenged by the head of the dildo, but I did still have that lovely feeling of being full. I could feel every bump, ripple and vein when I was fucking myself with this dildo."Joanne
Needless to say, the box when it arrived was huge, and it weighed a tonne.
Having just reviewed Spock's Cock, it was on to the interestingly named fantasy dildo, the PARASITE. So let me tell you all about this silicone masterpiece.
I was delighted when John Thomas Toys asked me if I would be interested in reviewing a few more of their silicone dildos. Of course, I was not going to say no.
They not only sent me all four of the Spock's Cock dildo design and that is what I am reviewing here today, but they sent me the Oglin and the Parasite too. Lucky me - Woohoo!
"But it isn't just me who has been enjoying Spock's Cock, the lovely sub'r' has been enjoying the small and medium. Let's just say using them on a fucking machine in her shaven pussy looks and sounded amazing. The sight of her cumming hard while being ploughed by Spock's Cock was incredibly exciting."Joanne
Check out their site as they have a new range of silicone male masturbators too that look fantastic.
So, let me get on with the review and tell you all about Spock's Cock.
Hello kinksters! It's Lawman again with yet another review of a "hot" estim product. The big news though first; I have hit the big time with respect to reviewing sex toys and more specifically estim toys.
Electrastim sent me another product from the Silicone Fusion line to review, but this time I did not have to pay for it! Thank you.
I think however I had help from a "little birdie" (birdie, get it. See I can be British). This is so much fun, but it does take some time and work as Joanne as eluded to on more than one occasion.
"Let me tell you, it feels really nice buzzing your arse (lol) from entrance all the way to prostate. I cranked the box up to full power. I normally would not do that, but I think due to the amount of contact surface available it didn't seem like that much current."Lawman
Since Electrastim was so kind to send me this at no cost I feel I really need to spend extra time on this one and provide a really thorough review so grab another cup of coffee, relax and read on.
Today, straight from a hidden field somewhere in Latin America, I will review for your reading pleasure, the Habanero. However, before I begin, I need to correct an incorrect statement I made in the Electrastim Viper Review. I incorrectly stated that I did not previously own any Electrastim products.
Hi, it's sub 'r' here again with another Fun Factory review, this time it is the Stronic Drei I have been enjoying getting to know.
With Fun Factory being one of my favourite toy companies, I jumped at the chance when Joanne asked me to review the Stronic Drei for her.
"The Stronic Drei is very quiet, which means you can get on with playing and not having to worry about other people hearing you. The noises coming out of me on the other hand, were a different story."Joanne
With us being in lockdown I have had lots of time, and orgasm’s to get to know the Stronic Drei. While I have hated being on loockdown, it has meant lots of time to get to know this amazing sex toy.
So, let me tell you all about the Stronic Drei, I hope you find this review useful.
Hello again, Lawman here with another review of an estim toy. I realize this was soon after the first review I have ever done, but what else is a guy to do under stay at home orders?
I have had fun at home and will perhaps consider early retirement when we finally do get to go back to the office (lol).
"Finally, a toy made for the normal size man. Don't worry porn stars, it will stretch to about 1.75 inches, but I would not go any further."Lawman
For those of you who did not read my review of the ElectraStim Viper, shame on you (just kidding). If you do not want to go and read it now because you are totally enthralled in reading this one, then I should explain a bit first.
I live in the U.S., and I am a somewhat older male that has had a stimming addiction for about 20 years now. I try to stay abreast of new products, happenings and goings-on within the community and feel that I am well-versed and knowledgeable with such things.
I have just published a guest review from Lawman of the Electrastim Silicone Fusion Viper Cock Ring Electrode. So, I was delighted when Electrastim offered to send me one of their Silicone Fusion Komodo Dildos to review.
This is an electrode that I've had my eyes on since its launch, and I was so excited to have one to review. I didn't get to Erofame in Germany last year, but I know that sub'r' who got to hold one there was very excited about it too.
"Pulling it out allows the sensations to build teasing the entrance to your pussy or ass until you think you can take no more. The relief and pleasure as you thrust it back in again are sublime."Joanne
The Silicone Fusion range of electrodes from Electrastim consists of four different models, catering for skin play, a cock loop, a prostate stimulator and this one an electro dildo.
After almost a year of wondering if the Komodo feels as good as it looks, I am delighted to be able to now tell you all about it. So, read on to find out what sub'r' and I thought of this electrode.
Hi, it's sub 'r' here again with another review of a Satisfyer toy, the Sweet Treat.
The Sweet Treat is a clitoral stimulator that looks like a strawberry ice cream cone and it provides lots of orgasms. You may burn some calories at the same time unlike with real ice-cream.
"I also love how the silicone has been shaped to look like a fresh whip ice cream that you get off the ice cream man (the one that comes round here is quite dishy)."sub'r'
With us being in lockdown at the moment, I have had lots of time to get to know the Sweet Treat from Satisfyer if you know what I mean ;-)
So here's what I thought of this quirky sex toy, I hope you enjoy.
I consider myself blessed that Lawman offered to write a review of the Electrastim Viper Bipolar Cock Ring Electrode.
Now Lawman is a very knowledgeable stimmer, and I have the utmost respect of his views, so I was delighted with his offer.
Lawman was so taken with the performance of the Electrastim Viper that he got in touch asking if I would be willing to host a review he wanted to write about it. He wanted to tell everyone about this fantastic electrode.
"It was the first time in my life I had multiple orgasms."Lawman
I actively promote e-stim at every opportunity I get as I think it's an incredible way to experience hands-free orgasms. It is growing in popularity, and new electrodes like this one will go a long way to ensuring even more growth within the scene.
Anyway, enough of my waffling, let me introduce you to Lawman from over the pond in the US. (my US readers will be delighted to note I have not changed any spellings in this review LOL).
I am such a lucky reviewer, picture me stuck here in the middle of a lockdown, bored and running out of sex toys to review. Now imagine the smile on my face when I get a lovely e-mail from Mick at E-Stim Systems saying that they have sent me a package with two new electrodes to review.
I'm pretty sure that my neighbour must have heard my rather loud "Yes!" after I read the e-mail.
"Just like with the E-Bead 2.0 I enjoyed some serious ghost fucking, with it rocking back and forth in my bum. The tingling and sensations internally were pleasant, but it was the rocking action of getting my bum fucked by electrons that got me off."sub'r'
The very next day, my care package arrived, and I was delighted to find both sizes of E-WMCBP 2.0 together with both sizes of E-Bead 2.0 bipolar electrodes.
Life as an e-stim queen doesn't get better than that. Having just finished my review of the E-Bead 2.0 it is time to lay down my thoughts on the E-WMCBP 2.0, so grab a drink and something to nibble on and let me tell you all about it.
Life in a lockdown can be depressing, worrying and of course, boring. So, you can imagine my excitement when E-stim Systems got in touch with me to let me know I had a package of review electrodes on the way.
Anyone who has read my blog for a while knows just how much I enjoy my e-stim play. The hands-free orgasms that I get from it are incredible, and one of the reasons why I enjoy helping new people into the scene.
"You can insert the E-Bead 2.0 as deeply as you want or just insert one bulb and I recommend experimenting to find what works best for you."Joanne
I received four new electrodes (both sizes of E-Bead 2.0 and E-WMCBP 2.0), and they are all stunning. They are also a new unique design as they are a collaboration between E-Stim Systems in the UK and the world-renowned Mr S Leather in the USA.
Designed for anal play, I was determined to test them thoroughly in the vaginal department too, as their design is brilliant. In this review, I will be talking about the E-Bead 2.0, so read on to see what I think of it.
While in lockdown, the days can be very long and very dull. With lots of worrying thoughts, I needed something to take my mind of the current problems beyond my front door.
My prayers were answered when another package arrived from John Thomas Toys. I immediately knew who it was from for two reasons, firstly its size and secondly its considerable weight.
"I love the feeling of the fingers sliding inside, the fingers are flexible and so with some added pressure, in the right place, you can bend them to hit your g-spot. It also allows for your partner to finger or fuck one hole while this dildo fucks the other."Joanne
I could hardly contain my excitement when I opened the box to find four more silicone dildos to try out and review.
I was delighted to have something to occupy my mind, hands and of course, other parts of my anatomy. So read on to find out what I thought of the John Thomas Toys The Extremity Silicone Dildo.
With the Coronavirus lockdown, I was starting to get worried that I would run out of items to review. Not having a queue of lovely sex toys to keep me amused would have been devastating.
Luckily for me, Uberkinky were kind enough to send me one of their Sinnovator range of dildos to review. I was delighted when they said they were sending me one with a vac-u-lock hole in the base.
"The veins add stimulation that really does help to send you over the edge. If you are lucky, you can get this dildo in deep enough to allow the balls to slap against you, which again feels wonderful."Joanne
Uberkinky is still shipping out orders during the lockdown, which is fantastic for anyone currently bored and looking for a way of brightening up their sex life.
When the Sinnovator Sean arrived I was more than delighted when I laid my eyes upon it, so let me tell you all about this body-safe dildo.
I get so excited when John Thomas Toys let me know that another new box is on the way to me.
The dildos and plugs that I have reviewed for them so far are all fantastic, I know that I won't be disappointed with anything they send this way to review.
"I really enjoy the way the girth fills out, and the whole feel of the veins and ridge on the shaft create fantastic stimulation together with the drag of the silicone blend."Joanne
This time was certainly no different, another hefty box meant another four new dildos to review.
I was thrilled when I opened the box to find all four of The Don dildos nestled inside. So after enjoying myself with The Don and in particular making sub'r' enjoy one on the end of a fucking machine, it's time to write up our thoughts.
This is sub 'r' again, and in this review, I am going to chat with you about the Magic Bunny rabbit vibe from Satisfyer.
Satisfyer is throwing toys at reviewers at the moment, so it would be rude not to enjoy them and let everyone know my thoughts about it. I'm not going to turn down the chance to enjoy a rabbit vibe after all.
"I also had the urge to diddle when I was in the shower so I got my Magic Bunny and used it to test its waterproofing. I found that it made the rubbly vibrations much stronger than they are out of the water."sub'r'
The Magic Bunny is part of the Satisfyer Vibes range, which I have been enjoying now for a good couple of months.
So here are my thoughts about it. I hope you enjoy xxx.
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