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Bloody periods shouldn't be bloody frustrating

While visiting Erofame last year, sub'r' spotted the Fun Factory Fun Cups on their stand and as she uses menstrual cups they immediately caught her attention.

One month later a package arrived with the Explore Kit for her to use and evaluate. She has now used them for two cycles and here is her review of them.

"One thing I love about them is you are free to do anything while wearing them without bulky pads inside your underwear. You can go swimming, ride a bike or do anything that you can do when not on your period."

sub'r'

Having spoken to her at length about them, I may have to give them a go myself as they can save a lot of money and the environment too.

So without further ado, here is the Fun Factory Explore Kit review by sub'r'.

A dildo that has put me on the naughty list

Let me tell you about Christmas morning in the life of this little reviewer. I woke up to a cold Christmas morning expecting not too many presents but boy was I wrong.

With much excitement, I started opening presents. Perfume, my favourite type, nice. New sexy underwear, nicer and then a Blush Novelties D3 Silicone Dildo in stunning colours, OMG it was the best Christmas ever!

Unbeknown to me Patrick from Latex, Leather & Lace had sent me a couple of surprise presents through my partner, and he had kept the secret very well indeed so I had no idea I was in for some kinky Xmas fun. Thank you, Patrick, for putting a massive smile on my face. It really did make my day.

"The Avant D3 is a has the perfect level of 'squish' when squeezed. It feels nice and soft, but it is still rigid enough so that it doesn't droop much when held by the suction cup."

Joanne

I have reviewed three other Blush Novelties creations, and they were fantastic. I just love their colours and designs as well of their performance of course. I have to admit to having had my eye on a D3 for a while now, so I was delighted to be in a position to review one.

You will do doubt not be surprised to know that I did use it on Christmas day. No doubt Santa was shaking his head while mumbling something along the lines of "That didn't take her very long" as he added my name to this years 'Naughty List'.

A discreet clitoral stimulator that gives you just what you need

Can you believe that I have never reviewed a product from Womanizer before? Three years of reviewing sex toys, 278 reviews so far but none of them of Womanizer products. Well, that has now changed as I have just finished reviewing the Womanizer Liberty.

Womanizer was the first to create air pulse clitoral sex toys, and other companies soon jumped on the bandwagon with their own take on what has become a classic sex toy design.

"I can cum hard in under 30 seconds from cold with this type of sex toy, and it is refreshing to be able to give myself quickies whenever I want to."

Joanne

This is the first actual Womanizer sex toy that I have, but I have reviewed lots of other sex toys using the same style of air pulse tech, so I think I am qualified to give it a good run for its money.

Give your ass the screwing it deserves

Now, never let it be said that I have turned down the excuse for a little bum fun. So I was, of course, delighted when Gvibe got in touch after I had reviewed their GBulb Vibrator asking if I would be interested in reviewing the Gplug Twist Butt Plug for them.

Of course, I said yes and had already decided that I was going to let sub'r' be the first to try it out after some light bondage play of course.

"I had no problem enjoying some amazing orgasms while wearing the Gplug Twist. The vibrations that it delivers feel delightful."

Joanne

The Gplug Twist just looks so delicious, and its twisting tapered head makes insertion an absolute delight.

I didn't have to wait long for it to arrive and then it was time to get kinky with sub'r'. So read on to find out what we thought of this unique looking butt plug.

Bounce your way to orgasm after orgasm

While visiting Erofame 2018 my Stunt Cock and sub'r' came across an interesting stand from Lust & Joy. It featured their Loopy Bounce which immediately got the attention of sub'r'.

Consider it a high tech space hopper with a dildo, and you won't be far off the mark. But it isn't just a space hopper, a lot of thought has gone into the design. As you can imagine, sub'r' offered her services if they wanted one reviewing.

"Once or twice I nearly fell over, and that brought on a fit of the giggles before I carried on. That is the thing about the Loopy Bounce, it is a sex toy, but it is so much fun to use. I am not talking sexual pleasure per se, it is actually fun bouncing up and down on it. The good fucking it provides is an added bonus."

Joanne

Fast forward a month and a half, and a package arrived from Switzerland containing one of the Lust and Joy Loopy Bounce TrioPacks. You can imagine the excitement as we opened the box. It isn't often that we get to review something fresh, exciting and entirely different from anything that we have tackled before.

So let me introduce you to the most fun that you can have on an inflatable. Read on to find out how we got on with this inflatable human powered fucking machine.

A porcelain dildo worthy of display with your finest china

I was absolutely delighted when the lovely people over at LUVOQA got in touch to ask me if I would be interested in reviewing a porcelain dildo, the Dalia from Désirables for them.

I was intrigued and jumped at the chance to review one of these beautiful creations. I mean who wouldn't want a dildo that is also a thing of beauty?

"As a dildo the Dalia is fantastic, add a small amount of lube and enjoy the sensations as you slide it into you. I like to warm mine up in a bowl of warm water, and that feels incredible."

Joanne

I didn't have to wait long for it to be delivered to me and to say that it took my breath away would be an understatement. It looks amazing.

But, how would this dildo preform? I have reviewed an enormous range of dildos, and it was going to be fun to see how a porcelain one would compare to my preferred material silicone. So it was knickers off, and I threw myself into the reviewing process with glee.

Playing with fire has never been so much fun

Kink is my middle name (or it should be), and I have a very kinky attitude and love of BDSM play and activities. Often these could be considered out of the 'norm'.

So, when the fantastic people over at Latex, Leather and Lace got in touch asking what my thoughts on wax play were, you could say that my interest was piqued. Soon enough a set of Bondage Man wax play candles were on their way to me.

"The sigh that sub'r' let out immediately told me that she was enjoying the sensations of the wax landing and cooling on her skin."

Joanne

I have heard a lot of good things about these candles and was delighted to have the chance to try them out for myself. Wax play is something that I have been longing to try for a long time now.

I decided that a trip to the Attic swingers club in Derby with sub'r' would be the perfect opportunity to put these candles to the test. So read on to find out what it is like to get a coating of hot wax on your tender bits.

Slide and glide your way to an orgasm with this Monkey Rocker style sex machine

As anyone who reads my blog regularly knows, I have a thing for fucking machines in all of their forms. One thing I have been longing to try is a monkey rocker style ride on Fucking Machine.

So when Dave from sexmachines.co.uk got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing one you can imagine that it didn't take me long to reply with a resounding yes, please.

"Having got used to controlling the Love Rider, I have had some very lovely orgasms riding it. It is one of those sex machines that is also very good for putting on a show. As you ride it anyone in the room with you gets an excellent display of the dildo sliding in and out of you."

Joanne

This style of sex machine is entirely human-powered, you use your weight and legs muscles to glide back and forth, and a mechanical linkage turns that linear motion into the thrusting action of the dildo.

Sound like a lot of fun, doesn't it? Read on to find out how I got on with it.

Fancy some extreme closeups? You can make your own with the Cock Cam

I can hand on heart say that I really had a lot of fun reviewing this product. When Meo.de approached me asking if I would consider reviewing their Cock Cam for them I jumped at the chance.

Who wouldn't do? It was going to be a good excuse for lots of sex. Plus, the thought of doing some very intimate action videos certainly piqued my interest.

"It is genius and so simple to use. I fitted one of the plates to my Shockspot, and the videos of it in use are far too hot to post here but let me just say they look amazing."

Joanne

My Stunt Cock just smiled when I told him what was coming. He loves it when he gets roped in with a review. Let's face it, it was no secret as to what he was going to be required to do during the reviewing process.

I didn't have to wait long for the Cock Cam to arrive and we got down to the business of reviewing it. I literally do have the best job in the world.

A silicone stroker with a cheeky play on words for a name - OffBeat

It's always lovely when Joanne gets asked to review male masturbators, nice for me that is as I get dragged in to act as her Stunt Cock.

Yes I know, it's a 'hard' life, but I always like to 'rise' to the occasion and love 'slipping into' her reviewing regime. OK, that's enough of the quips, this is going to be a serious review of a brand new product.

Godemiche, one of Joanne's favourite dildo artisans, have decided that now is the time to enter the male stroker market and lucky for me, we were sent one in advance of its launch to put it to the test.

"One thing I really like about the OffBeat is how easy it is to hold, and as it doesn't really change your masturbatory style, it enhances it."

Stunt Cock

It was nice to be given a sneak peek of their newest product, the OffBeat. So without further ado, here are my thoughts on this silicone stroker.