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New E-stim Remote From E-Stim Systems

2020 sees a new year and a new E-Stim Control Box from E-Stim Systems and it's a cracker

Imagine my surprise when just before Christmas the doorbell rang, and I accepted a surprise package from E-Stim Systems - woohoo!

They had sent me one of their brand new control boxes, the brand new E-Stim Remote to review, and I was so excited. It appears Santa must love electrosex as I definitely had a shockingly good time over the festive period.

"I can't take it over 50%, and just the threat of using the 75% button in Training Mode would have me doing absolutely anything to prevent my fanny lips from being fried - can anyone smell cooking bacon?"

Joanne

I reviewed the Series 1 E-Stim Remote System in June last year, and it blew me away. Its simplicity and functions fitted in with my play style and I have had hours of play tormenting the lovely sub'r' with it.

Comparing the Series 1 Remote box with this one though is like comparing the Model T Ford with a modern car. While the Model T is a historical classic and it gets you from A to B, we don't drive them now as we all prefer the functions, features and form of modern cars.

We-Vibe Moxie Wearable Vibrator

A wearable panty vibe from We-Vibe that has lots of great features

I love reviewing new toys and was thrilled when we were given a We-Vibe Moxie vibrator at Erofame.

We were asked to try it and review it, and of course, that is what we enjoy doing.

"When out I would either turn it down or pause the vibrations when someone stood close by, although once or twice I pretended it was my phone vibrating :-). I did find a sneaky way of adding pressure was to sit on a padded chair and tilt my pelvis to be able to push myself against the padding Mmmmm."

Joanne

Having reviewed other remote control vibrators before I was looking forward to trying out this panty vibe.

This small intimate clit vibe looks unassuming and straightforward, but how does it perform? If you want to find out what I think about the little vibe, then read on.

Uberlube Good To Go Travel Sized Silicone Lubricant 15ml Silver Review

Uberlube, lasts for ages and lives up to its name, it is ubertastic

While visiting Erofame in Hannover, Germany last year we were lucky enough to be handed some Uberlube to review.

We were given some samples along with a Good-To-Go Traveller Kit together with a 50ml Uberlube Bottle and some sample sachets and bottles.

"I now use it (a lot) due to its long-lasting properties. I especially enjoy using it when enjoying my fucking machines where I need an effective lube that will last. High-speed fucking sessions are so much fun with Uberlube."

Joanne

This is a silicone-based lubricant that actually has some surprising features and uses. Having used it for three months now, I am confident enough in its performance to tell you all about it.

Now, as "Über" is German for over or above, I had high hopes for Überlube. So let me tell you why I like this lube and why I love it, especially for my butt plugs and sex machines.

Dreamlove Ritual Shushu Clitoral Suction Vibrator Review

This small clitoral suction vibrator packs a punch and looks so cute

When I was approached by Dreamlove to review a new clitoral stimulator before it has even been released in the UK, I was thrilled. So, of course, I jumped at the chance.

What is it? Well, it is a very nicely proportioned clitoral suction vibrator. It is new onto the market, and I couldn't wait to get my hands (and other bits) on it.

"I enjoyed playing with the vibrations to start with, then would switch to the suction for a while, before switching again. I found by changing back and forth I could fully enjoy the Shushu and prolong the fun I was experiencing."

Joanne

It arrived quickly and safely packed securely in a plain box. As it has not been released yet, it came wrapped in paper and decorated with a bow, placed in a sealed gift bag. Having no product packaging, I not able to comment on the retail packaging in this review but I have obtained a picture of it for you all.

No doubt you are all more interested in how it performs though rather than what it arrives in. So here are my thoughts on the Ritual Shushu toy itself, please read on...

Bioskin™ Gcandy Sweet Raspberry Rabbit Vibrator Review

Another lovely vibe from Gvibe in London

I always get super excited when Gvibe tell me they are sending me something in the post, and I was thrilled when I opened the box to find the new Gcandy.

I have reviewed lots of vibrators and but plugs from Gvibe, and I am always impressed by them, heck even the packaging gets my juices flowing.

"As a texture queen, I really enjoyed the deep ridges. They create genuinely great sensations when thrusting it in and out. While the soft texture allows you to squeeze the shaft without the discomfort, you might have with a solid toy. The silky feel of the silicone means that it slides in easily with only a small amount of water-based lube needed until your natural lubricants take over."

Joanne

In a market place saturated with rabbit style vibes, I hoped that Gvibe would once again not disappoint.

So, read on to find out what I think of the Gcandy.

Clone-A-Pussy Plus+ Hot Pink Kit Review - Joanne's Sex Machine Reviews

Make a clone of your pussy and let someone enjoy using it

I had so much fun cloning my pussy a couple of years ago with a Clone-A-Pussy Kit that I was sent to review. At the end of the process, I could gaze at my own foof in all its glory.

I still use it as a paperweight on my work desk, and it has raised some awkward questions on several occasions.

"I loved having it used on me, and I have used it a couple of times on my own now, and it does the job. Obviously having sub'r' utilising a cast of her own pussy on my cock was the highlight."

Stunt Cock

Clone-a-pussy saw one of my social media posts about their kits, and they got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing one of their Plus+ kits.

Intrigued, I said yes, of course. I decided rather than clone my own pussy again, I would use this kit to clone my submissives pussy. I would then turn it into a masturbator for my partner to enjoy. So let's get cracking on this rather unusual review of this fun kit.

HiSmith Pro Traveler KlicLok Sex Machine Review

This pint sized fucking machine delivered some fantastic orgasms

As a lover of sex and fucking machines, I do like to keep myself abreast of developments in the market place where both are concerned. HiSmith is a dutch based company that I have long had my eyes upon. They are creating some fantastic looking fucking machines that are receiving excellent comments and feedback.

I have met them a couple of times at trade shows, where I was blown away by their range of machines. I was therefore delighted when they got in touch to ask if I would give their latest fucking machine a thorough reviewing.

"It spent five days at Eurodisney helping sub'r' to get over hard days of walking and enjoying herself. I can attest that it is perfect for anyone considering taking a fucking machine on holiday."

Joanne

Well, as you can imagine, I jumped at the chance, this is a fucking machine designed with travelling in mind. As luck would have it, I was about to send my Stunt Cock to EuroDisney with sub'r' for her birthday. So, it was the perfect opportunity to put this "traveler" to the test. No doubt they are both going straight to hell for using a fucking machine at Mickey Mouseland but live life to the full I say.

After taking this fucking machine on a real holiday and having used it myself upon their return, it is time to write up my thoughts about it. So, without further ado, here are my thoughts on the HiSmith Pro Traveler KlicLok Sex Machine.

John Thomas® Cleopatra's Candle Platinum Silicone Dildo Review

A silicone dildo that will light up your masturbation sessions

Having recently really enjoyed reviewing the fantastic BEASTLI silicone dildo from John Thomas Toys, I jumped at the chance to review another.

When they got in touch saying they had an unusual dildo that I might enjoy, I have to admit being immediately curious and hooked. I hastily agreed, and they sent me the entire range of four Cleopatra's Candles.

"It's sort of like a Rubik's Cube for your pussy to try to solve. Wiggling back and forth getting the angle just right so it pops into you is a lot of fun, and it takes your breath away when it suddenly slides in."

Joanne

Yes, you read that right 'candles'. This is a dildo designed to look just like a candle, complete with wax running down the sides to give it some nice textures.

I could hardly contain my excitement when the doorbell rang with this latest batch of dildos from John Thomas Toys, so let me tell you all about them.

Wooden Paddle From Grateful Pain Review

This delightful wooden paddle really left a mark on sub'r', in a nice way

Now anyone who reads my blog and my reviews know that I love my BDSM and especially impact play instruments.

So, you can imagine just how delighted when Grateful Pain got in touch. They asked me if I wanted to review one of their bespoke, hand made wooden paddles.

"Impacts from it are moderate to severe, you definitely know you have had a good paddling after a session with Paul the paddle. I love the sounds that it makes when it comes into contact with an upturned bottom."

Joanne

I replied so quickly to their message they may have thought the e-mail they sent had bounced. I jumped at the chance to add another paddle to my collection. And of course, I also looked forward to having the opportunity to use it on the delightful sub'r'. I also looked forward to having it used on my own behind too, of course.

So, let me tell you just how much we enjoyed this superb wooden paddle and why you should check out the craftsmanships of the Grateful Pain range of BDSM products.

MyStim Opus E Vaginal Version E-Stim Masturbator Review

A e-stim masturbator that is shockingly good fun

Stunt CockStunt Cock putting his head in itStunt Cock here again for another penis centric review for Joanne. We have both had our eyes on the MyStim Opus E for ages now. There just don't seem to be any decent reviews of it around the net.

Having enjoyed meeting some of the MyStim staff at Erofame this year, I was delighted when they got in touch afterwards, asking if I would be interested in reviewing one of them. I think it was my "head in a vagina" stunt that swayed them.

"Orgasms when using it as an e-stim electrode are hard and ball crushingly powerfull. The first time I came using it as an electrode, I thought I had done myself some damage as I came so hard that my balls were aching afterwards."

Stunt Cock

I didn't have to wait long for the postman to bring me one to enjoy, I mean review.

So, if you fancy the idea of using a masturbator with a shockingly good extra feature then read on to see what I thought of it.

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