The Handy Male Masturbator Review

Taking the "Five Knuckle Shuffle" to new levels of kink and pleasure

It's not often that I get to review anything designed purely for penis owners. So when The Handy got in touch with Joanne asking if we would review their masturbator for them, I was obviously over the moon when she agreed.

I put my hand up to enjoying masturbators; there is nothing wrong with the five knuckle shuffle, but getting to slide into something tight and wet is up there on another level of enjoyment.

"Its smooth action and its ability to be controlled by someone else or synced to videos mean this is a sex toy that won't end up gathering dust in your bedside drawer. Orgasms with it feel incredible, and I love fitting it and letting it do all the work - the perfect lazy wank."

Stunt Cock

All too often, though, masturbators don't live up to the marketing hype, and I hoped that this wouldn't be the case with the Handy.

So I waited with bated breath for it to arrive, and then Joanne (the tease) wouldn't let me use it until she had taken the pics for the review. In her own words, "I need to do some pics first because you're going to make it sticky" LOL.

So now that I have most definitely "had the pleasure" of getting to know The Handy let me tell you all about this fantastic new masturbator that is going to dominate the market.

Another Serious Kit SPT Receiver

Another fantastic guest review from RubberStimmer, a long time stimmer and rubber fetishist. It builds on his last review of Serious Kit receivers suitable for both V2K and Tremblr e-stim play. You can read his first review here - Serious Kit Electro SPT And V2K Conversion Kit (Or Pimp My Tremblr).

So, it's over to RubberStimmer.

Serious Kit has a large range of SPT receivers for their iconic milker system, many of them with multi-stages. With clear sections to show what is going on and, more interestingly, bi-polar e-stim electrodes. Unfortunately for V2K and Tremblr owners, they require a Serious Kit milking system as there is no liner for the column system (you can read more about the differences and an introduction to SPT’s here).

Browsing through the options on the Serious Kit store, I spotted their push to fit second electrode designed to convert the basic Electro SPT that is typically used with either a monopole anal electrode or in triphase with a bipolar plug. One of the interesting things about using the milker receiver as a single-pole electrode is that as the power levels increase, you can lose the sensation of being milked and the perception of having a cock.

"There is an endless cycle of change from slide to sensation that allows you experience being taken to the edge of pleasure/pain and back again over and over."

RubberStimmer

This seems counterintuitive, but the brain simply does not know how to process the sensations. By turning the Electro SPT into a bipolar electrode, the sensations are focused on the cock, and you get a more conventional perception of movement but more on this later.

sub'r' takes Mr Michelin for a test drive

I love it when we receive a package from John Thomas Toys. I know two things for sure when one tips up. Firstly it is going to be contain larger than life toys and they will be lots of fun.

Secondly, I know whatever is inside will be body-safe. Again we weren't disappointed, although we felt sorry for the posties back as this box weighs a bomb

"Mr Michelin has a look that you will no doubt recognise. I do not doubt that Mrs Michelin is one happy lady as he's very well proportioned with his recognisable rings that provide lots of intense stimulation."

sub'r'

When Joanne did her unboxing video, I could almost hear myself getting wetter and wetter, so I asked if she wanted me to review this one.

I was delighted when she said yes, and so here is my review of this lovely silicone dildo from John Thomas Toys.

The Humphrey dildo is a stunner that feels as good as it looks

Organotoy is a German artisanal company created in 2011 with the plan to make high-quality sex toys. They offer some unique silicone toys that are handmade to order, and they look incredible.

I first saw the fantastic products made by Organotoy on Twitter. After commenting on the image, they contacted me to see if I would be interested in reviewing one of their products.

"The large bumps feel amazing against my pussy walls. I like to give it a slight twist to really ramp up the sensations when thrusting with it."

Joanne

I really wanted a chance to see one of their products in person, so I jumped at the opportunity to check one of their dildos out.

That led to the dilemma as to who would get to try it first, so sub 'r' and I had a little discussion on who would try out this delectable treat. Unfortunately for sub 'r', I won this one (yeah, for me :p ).

We were all really looking forward to seeing this dildo upfront and personal. Even with Brexit and Covid 19, the shipping did not take as long as we thought it might.

A gnomes hat with an all together kinkier purpose

I'm sure that the delivery person gets their daily workout when they deliver my latest batch of silicone cock from John Thomas Toys.

This one box of Edgware Trainers holds approximately 9.95kg of silicone securely inside.

"The slight squish makes a more comfortable ride for me. I enjoy the feel of my muscles clamping down on the dildo, especially during an orgasm where I love clamping down on whatever is inside my pussy."

Joanne

I don't always know what will be arriving, so sometimes it's a pleasant surprise to see the contents. I will admit that occasionally I will open the box for a sneaky peek before doing the unboxing video.

No one is good enough to memorise all the different dildos and stretchers that John Thomas Toys offer. They have a massive range of huge hole stretchers and pleasers that well worth checking out.

This dildo takes fantasy dildo play to another level (of stretch)

I am once again delighted to have received some more John Thomas Toys dildos.

You can't have too many good toys, and I know that the quality of John Thomas Toys dildos are worth making room for.

"I can honestly say that this is my first time with an anatomically correct dog dong. I did feel a little intimidated with these dildos as the small is a lot larger than I expected."

Joanne

When the postie arrived with two large boxes, I knew precisely who they were from. I just had no idea what the contents were.

I am always excited to open the boxes so that I can see what I've been sent. They have so much choice on their website, and I know it will be something new each time.

Two more fantastic products from Liebe Seele that feel as good as they look

I'm still buzzing about the review I did for the Liebe Seele Wine Red Collar & Leash Set. It blew me away in terms of its quality and levels of finish.

When Liebe Seele, a Japanese manufacturer and retailer of fine BDSM products, got in touch with me, I was delighted.

"I love the look of these cuffs on sub'r'. I also love their effect on her when I fit them to her wrists and ankles. She becomes putty in my hands, and it is a lot of fun to restrain her in different positions before using wands, dildos or strap-ons for some light entertainment."

Joanne

They sent me the collar and leash set together with their wrist and ankle cuffs from the same Wine Red collection. I have had some time playing with them with sub'r' and now feel qualified to give them the review they deserve.

So let me tell you all about the Liebe Seele Wine Red Wrist & Ankle Cuff Sets.

It's soooooooo big, a classic design made Mega by John Thomas Toys

John Thomas Toys emailed me to check if I was happy to receive some more items to review. After I said yes, I took another look in my toy box and realised I would have to put more into temporary storage at the office/workshop.

I enjoy their products so much that I just can't say no. But hey, we are already thinking of moving somewhere larger next year so we can make room for more :-p

"Okay, so The Ripper is a somewhat intimidating stretcher. After some discussion with sub 'r', we decided that it would be used vaginally and not anally. Plus, neither of us wanted to use anything larger than the small; yes, call us both chickens if you wish."

Joanne

If you are the lucky owner of any of their products, I think that you would probably realise my predicament. Would you say no to more of their fantastic silicone products?

Okay, so after the current selection had been re-jiggled, I was ready for some new additions. Plus that meant a little less room at my office/workshop, oops :-)

A superior BDSM collar and leash set in so many ways

It isn't often that I get an e-mail out of the blue from a BDSM manufacturer enquiring as to whether I would be interested in reviewing some of their products.

It always makes my day though when it does happen. So, when Liebe Seele from Japan got in touch, I had a massive smile on my face. Their products looked fantastic on their website, so I jumped at the chance to evaluate some.

"I have lots of different collars, but none of them holds up to the quality and craftsmanship shown in this one. I love the colour combinations of the wine red main sections and the black leather highlights. The smell of the leather is strong, and that gives me all sorts of warm comfy feelings."

sub'r'

Sometimes, the reality of what it is like to use a product doesn't live up to your expectations. But, "spoiler alert", that is most definitely not the case with this great collar and leash set.

So please sit back, get comfortable and let me tell you about this collar, its leash and of course Liebe Seele themselves.

Brutus will give any hole a run for its money

Before finishing the reviews for my last two dildos from John Thomas Toys, another box arrived on my doorstep.

I only receive this type of large and heavy box from one manufacturer, so this one was definitely from John Thomas Toys, and that pretty much made my day.

"After strapping her to my spanking bench, sub 'r' also thoroughly enjoyed the attention of Brutus. It was not long before he brought her to completion (after she asked for permission to cum, of course)."

Joanne

I knew that this box contained a set of four silicone dildo's called Brutus. So on checking my e-mails and the John Thomas Toys website, I was very excited to take them out of the box to play with them (oops, I mean to professionally review).

But before getting my kink on with them, I had to rush straight to my new workshop to record an unboxing video and to take the review photos. All of which needed doing before I took lots of pleasure from thoroughly examining and 'cough', testing this dildo out.

Sizzling hot wax, restraints and kink, what is there not to like about wax play?

I do enjoy BDSM fun and games. So when Passion Craft Store (PCS) asked me if I would be interested in reviewing some of their handmade wax play candles, I jumped at the chance.

Wax play can be deliciously good fun with the right equipment. After reviewing several other Passion Craft Stores kit, I had high hopes for these candles.

"Areas like the shoulders and other fleshy areas are good to start with before you get more intimate. Once warmed up, we enjoy genital wax play, and on shaven regions, the sensations can feel intense and highly enjoyable."

Joanne

With some very nice colour options available, I asked for purple as it is one of my favourite colours, and I know it is, in fact, the favourite of my submissive, the lovely sub'r'.

So, in this review, I will talk about them and some safety considerations for anyone considering experimenting with some wax play.

Putting on a good spread is always a good thing

As an avid kinkster who loves restraints in all their forms, I was delighted when Betty's Toy Box asked me to review their KinkLab Adjustable Spreader Bar.

Spreader bars can be so much fun, and an adjustable one gives you lots of flexibility in how you use it.

"When using it with her wrist cuffs, it was handy to shorten it to keep her wrists firmly fixed behind her so I could have unfettered access to her breasts for nipple and breast play. I have to admit in taking great delight in using "Chompy", my own nipple clamp design on her nipples."

Joanne

So I couldn't wait to get my hands on it to put it through its paces with my lovely submissive, they very sexy sub'r'.

We didn't have to wait long as Betty's Toy Box always ship products quickly and discreetly. So let me tell you all about this little BDSM implement.

Taking dildo play to a whole new depth

Even when I am busy with various other projects and reviews, when John Thomas Toys approach me with an offer of sending me more, I just can't seem to say no.

How can I turn down great products that I get to play with? Especially when I know the quality of the dildos being sent.

"The vein textures are enough to add lots of pleasurable sensation as you work more and more inside. Once fully inserted, I relished the feeling of being full and the satisfaction of knowing I took it all - Yay for me!"

Joanne

So I said yes, I would be happy to receive them. As these dildos were a brand new design, I was given the name but had no idea what they looked like. That was because they had not even put them up on their website.

This is the review for Henry (not the vacuum cleaner I hasten to add), a silicone dildo from John Thomas Toys.

Donkey Dong is a bit of a beast

John Thomas Toys once again approached me to see if I wanted to review two new designs of dildos.

I can never say no because they not only ask so nicely, but they also produce some awe-inspiring silicone dildos and stretchers.

"I got the glowing version to review, and I have to say it blew me away the first time I switched the lights off and saw its lovely green glow. I don't know what the neighbours must have thought if they saw the Medium charging on my bedroom window sill LOL."

Joanne

John Thomas Toys gave me the names, but I had no idea what they would actually look like. This was because they were so new they hadn't even added them to their website.

So with just the names, I sat back and waited for two boxes to arrive full of some nice cock for me to play with.

A whip with a lovely sting in its tail

I must admit to being impressed with the service and products from Passion Craft Store (PCS) in Ukraine. They sent me some fantastic Jute Rope to review recently, and this stunning BDSM Whip with tassels also arrived for me to review.

I love my BDSM play and have quite a collection of impact toys but nothing quite like this whip.

"Having used it on sub'r' in several sessions now to get a good feel for it, I found it easy to wield and versatile. You can deliver some extremely painful blows with it if you so choose, but at the same time, it is capable of very light touches that almost caress the skin."

Joanne

I have had lots of fun putting it to good use together with my new spanking bench and both sub'r', and I love it.

So let me tell you about this devilishly good impact play toy from PCS.

All sorts of hurty stingy fun can be had with this "human-prod"

The Stinger from the Doc Johnson Kink Range is something that I have had my eyes on for a while. Having seen it and similar electro play wands used in porn films, I really wanted to put one to the test.

So you can understand how delighted I was when Betty's Toy Box asked if I wanted to review one for them. Yes, I was finally going to get my hands on a cattle prod for humans - woohoo!

"One of the things I really love about The Stinger is the bright flash and loud crack you get when it discharges on someone skin. That alone is enough to have the receiver jumping, and that's without the sting."

Joanne

My submissive, the delightful sub'r' on the other hand, was decidedly not too keen on my reviewing one. This, was of course, because she would be the one on the receiving end of it - for science (honest).

So we awaited its arrival. I couldn't wait, and sub'r' says she could have done with waiting for longer, LOL. So, let me tell you all about The Stinger from Doc Johnson.

Jute rope play is a sensory delight, use it to tie and tease

As anyone who reads my blog will know, I have a keen interest in anything BDSM related. I suppose that is obvious as I even have my own submissive, the lovely sub'r' who is a delight to Dominate and play with.

I'm always keen to try out new BDSM products. I was delighted when Passion Craft Store (PCS) over in Ukraine got in touch with me to ask if I fancied reviewing any of their hand made creations.

"I found that sub'r' got incredibly aroused during our rope play sessions; she adored the added friction and the sensory nature of the rope against her skin."

Joanne

Obviously, I jumped at the chance, and with my delightful submissive at my side, we had a look through the PCS website to see what was on offer.

Settling on three items, PCS agreed to send them to us to review. This review is of their Jute BDSM Shibari Bondage Rope. So let me tell you all about it and PCS.

A luxurious collar and leash set from Sportsheets International

I was delighted when Betty's Toy Box got in touch, asking me if I would be interested in reviewing some of their products.

I jumped at the chance, of course, as I have had my eyes on Betty's Toy Box for years now but never expected them to get in touch as they have their headquarters in Canada (but they ship globally from their warehouses in the USA).

"A collar means different things to different folk. My submissive, the delightful sub'r' loves wearing a collar as for her, it re-enforces her submissive role. Just wearing it is a constant reminder of her place. Wearing a collar is also a huge turn-on for her, and she does look good in one if I do say so myself"

Joanne

As a female-founded store, I love that they focus on sex positivity and body-safe materials, both subjects close to my heart.

They told me that they would be sending me some BDSM related products, and I knew I would have a lot of fun with my submissive, the delightful sub'r' when they arrived. So let me tell you all about the first product: the Saffron Collar and Leash Set by Sportsheets.

Like its namesake, Godzillaz is a primal beast of a ride

John Thomas Toys asked if they could send me another dildo to review. I do love their toys, and I like working with the company as well. With that in mind, of course, I said yes please.

It definitely helped when they said the name was Godzillaz. I was hoping that they would be nice enough to let me review this dildo as it looks incredible.

"On pushing more of Godzillaz inside, I feel the shaft widening's girth, filling me up nicely. The spikes and the frills were adding different sensations to the dildo. John Thomas Toys really have designed a great dildo."

Joanne

The main question was, would it be as good as it looks. I mean, just look at the pics of Godzillaz; that is some eye-watering well-defined texture there. I do like the little comment on the product page on John Thomas Toys website:

"Godzillaz is a real creature feature from the Jurassic age. Boasting spikes, a curved scaled shaft that has lizard like fans, this dong truly is out of this world!"

So let me tell you all about my encounter with Godzillaz.

The Colon Snake is both a challenge and a pleasure to use

John Thomas Toys were very concerned that I may get bored while still in lockdown and offered to send me two new dildos. This one, the Colon Snake and their Diablo's Finger Silcione Dildo.

Ok, so now I may need to get a much bigger storage area to hold them all, but I can never seem to say no.

"I have used it several times now, this is one of those sex toys that feels amazing to insert, and the feeling of fulness is hard to describe but highly arousing."

Joanne

I will admit that when John Thomas Toys said they were sending me Colon Snake, I had no idea what to expect. They had not added them to their website before I did my unboxing video. So I was stunned by what I pulled out of the box.

John Thomas Toys produce high-quality dildos of all shapes and sizes. Their designs are always unique and a heck of a lot of fun to review. Although I don't think I'll ever be able to take on the XL size of any of their range as the girth on them is incredible.