Anyone who enjoys rope play or restraints should consider the safety aspects with these kinky and fun activities.
You need to be able to release a captive subject quickly and efficiently should the need arise. So, I was delighted when PeepShowToys.com sent me the Blush Temptasia Safety Scissors to review.
"Safety scissors are essential pieces of safety equipment if you are dabbling in restraints and rope play. It's too late to regret not having them if your submissive is under duress and needing a quick release."Joanne
While reviewing this sort of thing isn't as glamorous and dare I say it orgasmic as my usual dildos and vibrator reviews, it is important to consider products like this if you are into restraint play.
So with rope in hand and a submissive to bind, I set about trying out these safety shears to see if they are up to the job of releasing someone quickly. Read on to find out my thoughts on them.
I love it when I receive a sex toy (in this case a rather fetching dildo) to review, and when I lay eyes upon it I swoon, as it takes my breath away.
This ladies and gentlemen is what happened when I laid eyes upon The Realm Drago and Draken, a dildo and handle combination sent to me by PeepShowToys.com.
"The texture feels incredible in use, you can feel every bit of it as it opens you and you thrust with it."Joanne
I couldn't believe my eyes, a dildo and sword handle combination using my favourite sex toy attachment system the Vac-u-lock system.
I knew right from the outset that this was something different, something I was really going to enjoy.
I was delighted when Blush asked me to review their Temptasia Clitoris and Nipple Enhancement System for them. Now before you ask, what the heck is one of those, in layman's terms its a nipple and clitoral suction set.
I love suction play, and in the past, I enjoyed reviewing the Size Matters Max Twist Nipple Suckers for Uberkinky. They were so much fun to use that they left me wanting to try more suction toys.
"I was amazed at just how sensitive my bits became once swollen from a good vacuum session. I really want to try a pussy pump next so that I can experience having my clitoris and labia all swollen and hypersensitive."Joanne
Queue Blush and their offer of this fantastic set and I knew that this set would take suction play to a new level of enjoyments with its three different sized suction cups.
So, let me tell you why everyone should try some suction toys at some point in their life as they are so much fun.
Blush Novelties are on a roll as far as I am concerned with their range of sex toys. I am loving everything I have seen and tried from them, and the Jammy is no exception.
They sent me a purple Jammy to review and from the first time I cast my eyes on it I knew that I was going to really enjoy getting to know it.
"The Jammy is a lot of fun to use, I just love its girth. I relish thicker dildos as really enjoy that feeling of being opened and stretched at the same time as I push them inside my pussy."Joanne
Blush produce some stunning silicone dildos, and this one looks fantastic in terms of size and texture. I could hardly wait to start using it.
So let me tell you why the Jammy is a sex toy that everyone should have and enjoy.
I am starting to have a bit of a crush for Blush. I was delighted when they sent me a pink Ruse D-Thang silicone dildo to review. While visiting ETO this year I was also made to feel very welcome on their trade stand there.
I was shown around their incredible range of sex toys and believe me some of them are "panty soaking heaven" to behold.
"The gently curved shaft ensures good g-spot pressure and both the top and underside have some delicious smooth ridges that add to the stimulation as it is thrust in and out."Joanne
The trade reps that I spoke to were amazing, and they were literally overflowing with enthusiasm for their brand, and it is obvious to see why that is.
So sit back, grab a cuppa and let me tell you why the Ruse D-Thang is one hell of a good dildo for thrusting like your life depends on it.
Let me tell you about Christmas morning in the life of this little reviewer. I woke up to a cold Christmas morning expecting not too many presents but boy was I wrong.
With much excitement, I started opening presents. Perfume, my favourite type, nice. New sexy underwear, nicer and then a Blush Novelties D3 Silicone Dildo in stunning colours, OMG it was the best Christmas ever!
Unbeknown to me Patrick from Latex, Leather & Lace had sent me a couple of surprise presents through my partner, and he had kept the secret very well indeed so I had no idea I was in for some kinky Xmas fun. Thank you, Patrick, for putting a massive smile on my face. It really did make my day.
"The Avant D3 is a has the perfect level of 'squish' when squeezed. It feels nice and soft, but it is still rigid enough so that it doesn't droop much when held by the suction cup."Joanne
I have reviewed three other Blush Novelties creations, and they were fantastic. I just love their colours and designs as well of their performance of course. I have to admit to having had my eye on a D3 for a while now, so I was delighted to be in a position to review one.
You will do doubt not be surprised to know that I did use it on Christmas day. No doubt Santa was shaking his head while mumbling something along the lines of "That didn't take her very long" as he added my name to this years 'Naughty List'.
I always love it when Latex, Leather & Lace reach out to me for a review as they always seem to send me amazing products that are a pleasure to review.
This time was no exception to that rule, and after reviewing the Blush Novelties Real Nude Dildo for them, they wanted my thoughts on the Avant Pride P5 Fluid Silicone Butt Plug. I jumped at the chance as let's face it this thing looks fantastic I am penchant to a little bit of bum fun.
One of the things that I like about butt plugs is that they are a true gender-free product. Everyone has an anus, and they are designed to be saloon doors not just backdoors. This is where butt plugs come in.
Now, this review took a surprising turn right at the start so read on to see just how good the P5 Avant Fluid Butt Plug really is.
I love it when a dildo really flicks my switch and becomes my new bestie. The Blush Novelties Real Nude Sumo is one such dildo, it can do really nice things to me in a very naughty way.
This colourful dildo was sent to me by the lovely folks over at latex, leather & Lace. If you get the chance to drop by their walk-in store you should do so as they are so nice.
"I love using this dildo by hand but strapping it to one of my fucking machines brings it to life. The high speeds coupled with the hands-free nature of fucking machine fun has me clawing the sheets in no time at all"Joanne
This review has been a delightful one to 'research' and write. The Sumo has really opened my eyes to the range available from Blush Novelties and stocked by Latex, Leather & Lace.
So, read on to find out why I highly rate this dildo and why it works so well for my anatomy.
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