In my years I have tried lots of sexual practices and activities. Some enjoyable and some not so enjoyable. These articles are designed to give everyone the benefit of my wisdom and I hope that you find them both interesting and enjoyable. Leave a comment and I will get back to you on them.
It is no secret that I love sex and fucking machines in general, relishing the sheer power and performance of them. They never tire, slow or falter, a fucking machine has one job, and it is designed to do it exceptionally well.
But, where can you get one from? What sort of machines are best suited to my circumstances? These are questions that I often get asked, and in this sponsored post, I am going to point you to a company that can take care of your every fucking and sex machine needs. Let me introduce you to Cartel De Amore, based in Anaheim, California.
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They carry a fantastic range of sex machines as well as all the attachments that you can think of to enhance your experience. With so many sex machines to choose from, it can be hard to sort out what would be the best option for you. So, in my usual style, I'm going to break them down into a few categories and make some recommendations for you to think about.
This article will cover standard fucking machines, vibrating sex machines, male milking machines and some recommendations on attachments.
It's something that we rarely talk about even with our closest friends, but let's face it we have all "Polished the pearl" or "Jilled off" - (note to self, I love sexual euphemisms). Some of us are even ashamed to do it at all. That's probably because society still encourages guilt and shame about masturbation - it's simply something that "good girls shouldn't do". Well, to hell with that train of thought!
Good girl do masturbate, and they love doing so.
You should be asking the question, why not do it? It feels fantastic, has excellent health benefits and relieves stress so why wouldn't anyone want to stop everything they are doing and get themself off.
I want to break down some of the myths around masturbation and to prove to you that it's a totally positive experience. Everyone's body is unique, and your way of masturbation will probably be different from mine, but that doesn't matter as there is no right or wrong way to do it. So here are some quick and simple reasons why you should be doing it.
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I know that I love the idea, and one evening while watching TV I saw the adverts from TopCashBack.co.uk and thought to myself - I wonder if it would work for sex toys?
Well, as the old saying goes, curiosity killed the cat. But in my case, curiosity saved me some hard cash - woohoo!
Two months ago, VRPorn.com announced that it has officially surpassed 100 million users.
That is a lot of kinky people looking for VR Porn. Any website would be more than happy with that sort of traffic. But remember this is a site catering solely for VR Porn and it makes that statistic all the more impressive.
It shows you just how far this porn niche has grown, now becoming much more mainstream than niche. More and more people are discovering how highly erotic VR porn can be.
With the cost of equipment is coming down almost monthly, it is now more affordable than ever to dip your toes into the VR Porn scene.
Recently Playstation announced that they've sold 4.2 million PSVR systems as of March 2019. While HTC and Oculus are more protective over their exact sales numbers, they are likely to both also be in the same ballpark.
You dream of a passionate love life, but a busy lifestyle and stress has other plans for you. If your sex life needs a little boost, there’s a secret sex trick that will leave you and your lover panting for more. Get steamy in the bedroom and introduce this tantra technique into your world.
Tantric massage can be defined as the most sensual massage you’ll ever experience. If you’re looking to improve your sex life, you don’t need to search any further. This relaxing, erotic massage gives improved orgasms, awakens your sexual appetite, and allows you to experience a deeper connection with your partner. Reach a higher level of sexual satisfaction and learn new methods of pleasuring each other.
I don't need to preach to anyone about how times can be hard and even if you haven't got much spare cash we all need some excitement in our lives.
By excitement, I mean the sexual kind (that's the best type anyway).
You might think that body-safe sex toys are the realm of fantasy if you are on a budget.
But, I am happy to be able to prove that myth wrong with some inspiring examples of great body safe sex toys available on a budget.
So, your piggy bank can stop shaking in fear, let me show you how you can have a good old wank on a budget.
I am often asked which is the best male milking machine. I am going to tell you all about three that I know are out of this world. They ain't cheap, but with sex machines, you do indeed get what you pay for.
So for anyone who has stumbled upon this page and is now thinking "what the heck is a male milking machine"?
Stinging or burning is often caused by either having too much power going through an electrode or having your electrode too small. Other things can also create this sort of problem, and I will cover those later in this article.
Here are some pointers to bear in mind with different styles of electrode.
First off, I can pretty much guarantee that at least 90% of the people reading this post will have either never heard of a DDLG relationship or have lots of misconceptions about them.
"I love to enter littlespace as it is so relaxing and I can do the things I really enjoy doing"sub'r'
So, what is DDLG? It is an acronym for Daddy Dom / Little Girl, but before you take a deep intake of breath through clamped teeth read on to find out what it is really like.
I hope to dispell a lot of myths about this form of BDSM relationship within this post, so please do bear with me. So read on to learn more about this form of BDSM play.
Chastity is a subject that elicits all sorts of emotions in people, disgust, confusion, excitement. What is it about the act of physically locking out your ability to have sex or to masturbate that appeals to the lovers of chastity?
"Chastity - The state or practice of refraining from extramarital, or especially from all, sexual intercourse."Oxford English Dictionary
I intend to find out and to shed light on this kinky activity, as it is something that intrigues me and turns me on at the same time.
So read on to find out more about chastity and orgasm denial to see if it is for you or to satisfy your curiosity.
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