In my years I have tried lots of sexual practices and activities. Some enjoyable and some not so enjoyable. These articles are designed to give everyone the benefit of my wisdom and I hope that you find them both interesting and enjoyable. Leave a comment and I will get back to you on them.
I really enjoyed reviewing the ABox Mk2 for E-Stim Systems. It is a totally redesigned upgrade of their original Audio Stim box the ABox which came to the marketplace in 2006.
It is great to see that E-Stim Systems are continually improving their range of control boxes. Here is a link to my review of the ABox Mk2.
The ABox Mk2 is a single channel control box with two modes of operation, and these are line in and its internal microphone.
Almost immediately after publishing my review of the ABox Mk2, I started to receive messages and enquiries about how it compares to the E-Stim Systems 2B.
So that brings me to this article. I have spent the day playing with both boxes side by side, comparing both, it was tough to compare them.
So picture the scene, I have my Stunt Cock tied up, his cock has several of my e-stim electrodes strapped in place. I am teasing him with the controls on my 2B, and he tenses up saying "OMG it feels like someone is sucking on the end of my cock".
That got me thinking while working towards his happy sticky ending. Whilst that must have felt good (and I could tell it did due to his reactions), how good would a real blowjob feel when coupled with some e-stim play?
Would it be the best of both worlds or end up with me with a pair of zapped lips and a limp tongue Jar Jar Binks style?
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It's something that we rarely talk about even with our closest friends, but let's face it we have all "Polished the pearl" or "Jilled off" - (note to self, I love sexual euphemisms). Some of us are even ashamed to do it at all. That's probably because society still encourages guilt and shame about masturbation - it's simply something that "good girls shouldn't do". Well, to hell with that train of thought!
Good girl do masturbate, and they love doing so.
You should be asking the question, why not do it? It feels fantastic, has excellent health benefits and relieves stress so why wouldn't anyone want to stop everything they are doing and get themself off.
I want to break down some of the myths around masturbation and to prove to you that it's a totally positive experience. Everyone's body is unique, and your way of masturbation will probably be different from mine, but that doesn't matter as there is no right or wrong way to do it. So here are some quick and simple reasons why you should be doing it.
The 2B from E-Stim Systems is an amazing, e-Stim control box, but its vast array of functions can be a little confusing for beginners. Read my review of the E-Stim Systems 2B Control Box to see my initial thoughts on it.
Having now spent almost three years getting to know it and enjoying its basic as well as the advanced functions, I thought it was time to write a guide for newbies to the 2B.
I'm going to focus on function or performance tips rather than just going over what is already in the excellent instructions that you get with the machine.
I don't want to be repeating what is already available, so I am going to focus on settings and ways to play with it that will maximise your chances of getting comfortable with this fantastic control box. Hopefully leading to the holy grail of e-stimming, the hands-free orgasm (HFO).
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Love them or hate them butt plugs are a thing, and they are here to stay. Who knows how long the human race has enjoyed the delight of filling and teasing their anus's with plugs of some sort?
I can imagine Cleopatra enjoying a sumptuous milk bath before emerging and telling a servant to fetch the royal sphincter cork.
No doubt king Leonidis would have died with a smile on his face at the battle of Thermopylae if he had been plugged.
Catchy title, eh? What the heck is the E-stim Inverse Proportionality Pain Rule? Well, it's a term that I just came up with to cover an often overlooked effect when playing with electrosex equipment.
It is quite simple. The sensations that you feel are inversely proportional to the surface area of the electrodes in contact with your body. So the smaller the contact surface, the more intense the stimulation. Or in other words, you will get a painful zap if you remove an electrode while the power is switched on.
Think of it like this; proportional pain is what we are all used to. Imagine dipping your toe into bathwater that is far too hot. It hurts, and so you immediately lift your toe out of the water to remove the source of the pain. That is proportional pain, if you continued dipping your other toes and then your foot into the water, the pain would increase.
Two months ago, VRPorn.com announced that it has officially surpassed 100 million users.
That is a lot of kinky people looking for VR Porn. Any website would be more than happy with that sort of traffic. But remember this is a site catering solely for VR Porn and it makes that statistic all the more impressive.
It shows you just how far this porn niche has grown, now becoming much more mainstream than niche. More and more people are discovering how highly erotic VR porn can be.
With the cost of equipment is coming down almost monthly, it is now more affordable than ever to dip your toes into the VR Porn scene.
Recently Playstation announced that they've sold 4.2 million PSVR systems as of March 2019. While HTC and Oculus are more protective over their exact sales numbers, they are likely to both also be in the same ballpark.
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