Imagine my surprise when just before Christmas the doorbell rang, and I accepted a surprise package from E-Stim Systems - woohoo!
They had sent me one of their brand new control boxes, the brand new E-Stim Remote to review, and I was so excited. It appears Santa must love electrosex as I definitely had a shockingly good time over the festive period.
"I can't take it over 50%, and just the threat of using the 75% button in Training Mode would have me doing absolutely anything to prevent my fanny lips from being fried - can anyone smell cooking bacon?"Joanne
I reviewed the Series 1 E-Stim Remote System in June last year, and it blew me away. Its simplicity and functions fitted in with my play style and I have had hours of play tormenting the lovely sub'r' with it.
Comparing the Series 1 Remote box with this one though is like comparing the Model T Ford with a modern car. While the Model T is a historical classic and it gets you from A to B, we don't drive them now as we all prefer the functions, features and form of modern cars.
A post on smartstim about vacuum sounding got my interest, and I decided after reading some of the comments that I should document building such an electrode to help others make one.
So, credit to miralicious90 on smartstim.com for his fantastic idea and 3D design. I love his simple design, but I have decided to push it a little.
In this article, I am going to take you step by step through the process of making your own DIY penis vacuum enlarger coupled with an e-stim sounding electrode. So you can make your cock bigger and harder than ever before while sounding and using e-stim at the same time.
If that sounds like fun, then read on. See just how easy it is to create something like this yourself.
"Bloody hell, this is one serious piece of kit. The feeling of your cock swelling and the sound sliding into you is extremely intense and once the e-stim control box is switched on it blows your socks off. It is an amazing experience, and one hell of a ride."Joanne's Stunt Cock
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They come in all shapes and sizes, giving everyone an option. But what if you are a size queen, looking for the ultimate e-stim challenge? Well, E-Stim Systems has you covered in that regard.
They produce the eye-watering Decimator Butt Plug Electrode, and it certainly lives up to its intimidating name.
As E-stim Systems so eloquently puts it:
"When customers come to us and ask for the best we deliver, when they asked for the biggest, we stepped up to the challenge and created the worlds largest e-stim electrode. The Decimator is its name."E-Stim Systems
Well, here I am sitting with a huge smile on my face. Well, actually it's more of a grimace ~~Bzzzzt~~ as I am wired up to the E-Stim Remote System ~~Bzzzzt~~ from E-stim Systems and my Stunt Cock has the remote control.
~~Bzzzzt~~, Ouch, ~~Bzzzzt~~, right that's it! I have taken the transmitter away from my now sulky Stunt Cock as I can't concentrate while being shocked.
"It is utterly devious and oh so much fun. You have to really force yourself to stop jumping around and ride the pulses to keep still. Who knew torture could elicit so many swear words and laughter too."Joanne
Now where was I, yes that's it. I am writing up my review of the E-Stim Remote System from E-stim Systems. It's a TV star in its own rights after being featured in numerous TV shows around the world delivering delightful and painfully entertaining zaps to contestants and stars alike.
This is an e-stim control box with a difference. Control takes on a whole new meaning when playing with this one. So let me tell you why it can be so much fun, or absolute torture depending on how you like to play.
While visiting the recent ETO (Erotic Trade Only) show this year we stopped by the E-Stim System stand, and Joanne got chatting to the lovely Caz. Well, let's just say they both stitched me up a kipper.
"The range of sensations that you can get form it is good, from light stimulation to deep, painful throbs, you get to control how it feels. I was pleasantly surprised at how much I enjoyed the sensation of having my balls crushed between the two plates."Joanne
Now, Joanne is a kinky minx and has a very cheeky fun-loving side, and when she saw the Python on display, she couldn't help asking for one to review. Obviously, she lacks the meat and two vegs required to review it, and I was "Voluntold". I would be having my crown jewels crushed in the name of reviewing science.
Joanne was cackling like the wicked witch of the west when the Python arrived in the post, and she couldn't wait to strap me up and use it on me. So with trembling fingers, let me tell you all about the Python E-Stim Ball Crushing System.
It is not often that a new e-stim control box bursts onto the market place. When one does, it always attracts a lot of attention from stimmers old and new.
Recently Electrastim released their latest next-gen control box, the AXIS and I have been lucky enough to have received one to review.
"In use, the AXIS is a very versatile and easy control box. It can drive some larger electrodes like the Silicone Noir Rocker Butt Plug and the Silicone Noir Ovid Electro G-Spot Estim Dildo as well as the included pad style electrodes."Joanne
The AXIS is a compact dual channel control box with some exciting features which I will cover in this review.
So, having spent some serious time getting to know the AXIS, using it both on myself and the lovely sub'r', here are our thoughts on it.
It isn't often that I find myself incredibly excited when a favourite sex toy manufacturer brings out a new product. That was precisely what happened when I saw the Tweets from E-Stim Systems when they revealed their latest creation at Gear London in July 2018.
I was delighted when I found out that the new product launch was another insertable bi-polar electrode as this style of electrode is gender neutral which means anyone can enjoy one.
"I finally got it in, and it took my breath away. Its weight and girth feel amazing, and there is no doubt that you are very, very full with this one. I salute anyone who can take it anally."Joanne
I was even more excited when Mick from E-Stim Systems got in touch to tell me that I had something on its way to me in the post.
Imagine my surprise then when a large and hefty box arrived. Upon opening it I was greeted by not one but the entire Black Collection range of electrodes to review. This last week has been a blur of electron-induced orgasmic pleasure. So let me give you my thoughts on the latest range from insertables from E-Stim Systems.
I just love it when I receive a product to review that ticks all of my favourite boxes. E-stim fun, yes, dildo fun, yes, and body-safe materials, that's a definite yes.
The lovely people over at Electrastim sent me one of their Silicone Noir Ovid Electro G-Spot Dildos to review for free in exchange for a fair and honest review. I was delighted to have been asked to review this dildo for them. I have already reviewed a number of their products including the EM-60E estim control box, their Prestige Cock Rings, a Silicone Noir Butt plug and their Jack Socket.
In profile, you can see that it gently curves upwards and ends in a nice bulb which feels fantastic against my g-spot. There is also a ridge halfway down the top of it that gives added stimulation.Joanne
Anyone who follows my antics on here will know that I adore dildos but even more than that I love electrosex in all of its forms.
This dildo combines the two, and it does so in style. So without further ado, here are my thoughts on the performance of this bi-polar e-stim electrode.
For those of you who are not new to my reviews, you will know of my love of e-stim or electrosex. I am often getting myself off using this niche kink. I find it an extremely pleasurable way to achieve a hands free orgasm and it leaves my hand's free to roam all over my body.
I had seen one demonstrated at an event I once went to but I was too chicken to give it a go. I was fascinated by the glowing neon colours though and the sound of the electrical arc as it jumped from the wand to the user. The reason why I didn't give it a go is that it terrified me. There is something about actually seeing the electricity that gives it a whole new edge. Fast forward a year and my curiosity piqued, so I decided to bite the bullet and buy one to see how I got on with it.
Using it is a very visual as well as tactile delight, it's almost mesmerisingJoanne
A Violet Wand produces between 30,000V and 40,000V at the end of its electrode. That is enough for the electricity to jump a one centimetre gap onto your skin as a mini lightning bolt. Yes, you read that right you can get a 1cm spark with this little gizmo.
So, how does that feel? Well, read on to hear about me jumping a foot off the floor the first time I tried it on my Foof.
Joanne really enjoys her electrosex and so do I. So I was delighted when we received an Electrastim Jack Socket to review. This is a review for penis owners out there. I intend to give you some information about this very interesting electrosex masturbator.
This is a male masturbator with a shocking difference - it's a bipolar e-stim electrode. This singular feature sets it aside from the generic male masturbators on the market. It's like a twist that could have been spawned in the Frankenstein novel itself. this masturbator comes into its own when used as a bipolar electrosex electrode. Yes, your first assumption is probably right, you use it to apply electricity directly through your penis.
As the Jack Socket is open ended, ejaculation isn’t a problem. You can do what you usually do when you masturbate to manage the sticky stuff. Joanne enjoys watching my cum explode from the end of my cock when we play and she can do just that with this sleeve.Stunt Cock
Why on earth would anyone want to put electricity through their happy chap I hear you cry!
First of all, this article is a little bit naughtier than my usual ones, and it depicts explicit visual demonstrations of electrode positioning on both men and women so before you scroll down, please make sure it is safe and wise to do so where you are.
I am often asked where are the best positions to place electrode pads as well as insertable electrodes and so in this article I will explain some of the ways that I have discovered to give yourself hands-free orgasms for both men and women. Yes, it is possible to achieve true hands-free orgasms while stimming, but it does take a bit to trial and error to find out what works best for you and let's face it just doing that is a good excuse to dust off the e-stim control box and to start experimenting.
These positions and masturbation techniques listed should only be done using equipment designed for the job. Remember that you shouldn't be passing an e-stim current any higher than your waist unless using specialised equipment designed to do just that.
Make sure that your e-stim equipment is serviceable and has passed any relevant standards such as the CE mark in Europe. Examine cables for damage especially near to the plugs and remember to attach electrodes with the control unit switched off to prevent any nasty surprise shocks.
Always think safety when you play with electrosex equipment as let's face it you want to be achieving hands-free orgasms for a long time to come.
I seem to be slowly working my way through the excellent range of bi-polar electrosex electrodes from E-Stim Systems. They are one of my favourite UK sex toy manufacturers and their range of control boxes, electrodes and accessories is second to none. They manufacture all of their electrodes and control boxes in house which gives them complete control over the quality control of their products.
Guys will love it as the large head will provide good prostate stimulation. Try attaching one cable to the center socket (head pole) and then use a pad or cockring placed just below the head of your penis to see what I mean.Joanne
The Moaner is a cracking electrode and it's small enough for me to enjoy anally as well as vaginally, so read on to find out why I like this electrode so much...
I thought that it was high time that I put all of my electrosex resources in one place so that anyone interested or curious about this amazing sexual activity can get some good advice and information about the equipment involved.
For anyone new or curious it can be a very confusing activity with lots of strange names for equipment and I hope to clarify that on this page. You can find my beginners advcie articles here together with reviews of every piece of e-stim equipment that I own.
E-Stim or Electrosex are the terms used to describe the use of electrical stimulations sexually in order to achieve an orgasm and it can be practiced by both men and women. When I first started using estim equipment at the beginning of 2016 I wrote a Beginners Guide To E-Stim from a female perspective but it offers good advice for guys as well, so check it out if you are unsure about what the activity entails.
Recently though I thought I should try to express myself and I wrote an article detailing why I enjoy electrosex so much.
I have been enjoying e-stim for about two years now, and I really enjoy passing on my thoughts and views in my reviews of the e-stim products that I have experienced. I tend only to review quality items and shy away from the cheap and dangerous things you find on e-bay and Amazon. So far I have just reviewed products for two UK based companies, and this control unit comes from one of them, E-Stim Systems. I own three other control units from these guys, and they are all fantastic and ever since I started my journey of discovery into the kinky world of electrosex, I have set my sights on reviewing the 2B as I had heard so many great things about it.
I have finally managed to get one in to review, and it's taken me three months to get into the position where I could publish this review. That's because every time I sit down to write this review, I decided to give it one more try - just for research purposes. That's my excuse, and I am sticking to it. There is just so much to talk about with this incredible electrosex control unit, and I will attempt to lay out my thoughts on it in a logical manner in this review.
I enjoy using an insertable bipolar electrode either vaginally or anally together with adhesive pads on either side of my vulva about inline with my clitoris (I am sure you can form a picture in your head without me needing to draw one). This combination of internal and external stimulation feels incredible for me and being able to set different output settings for each channel is fantastic. I have lost count of the number of hours that have flown by while I have beenJoanne
masturbating, I mean doing my research for this review.
Please bear with me though as this review might get a bit long and also techy in places but I don't apologise for that at all. If you're thinking about spending some serious money on a new control box, you need to know the ins and outs of your potential new purchase before parting with your hard-earned cash. So with the benefit of countless orgasms at the hands of this incredible control unit lets get on with my review of the 2B E-Stim Control Box.
This ladies and gentlemen is a great way to put your man back into line. Just threatening to use this on him will have him cowering in submission - until he has tried it that is. I have no doubt that you have already worked out where this goes and it is an electorsex or e-stim electrode. That means that as well as the pleasant feelings of having your pipes plugged you can also use it with an e-stim control box to experience some pretty mind blowing sensations.
I bought the PenisPlug™ from e-stim.co.uk and planned to use it on my 'StuntCock' during one of our BDSM sessions as a surprise and you can guess just how surprised he was once I had tied him up and I showed it to him.
I told him to stop being a baby and to hold still. I then slowly slid it in and it is quite a sight as it disappeared where no sextoy has ever been before on him. He loved it and I enjoyed having him describe how it felt to him.Joanne
So the question is, did he eventually buckle and use his safe word or did he man up in the name of sextoy reviewing science and for the benefit of all of my readers? Read on to find out what he thought about it.
Well my cheeky nature has landed me in the hot seat this time. Whilst chatting with another sextoy reviewer (the delightful @brunettereviews on twitter) the conversation came round to pinwheels and our love of electrosex so I cheekily mentioned to Mick at E-Stim Systems that if he ever needed any reviewing we would be two willing volunteers. Mick to my delight took us up on the offer and in no time at all a Double Pinwheel arrived together with a tube of their great Electrogel (Read my review of it HERE). Oops, it looks like I landed both myself and Brunette Reviews with a torture device to review.
I will be brutally honest here, when I took it out of its case I was terrified by it. There is something medieval about it and the pins on the two rotating pinwheels are very, very sharp. I had serious reservations about using it on my skin even without connecting it to one of my E-stim control boxes but having done so I can just sum it up with OMG!
These rotating pinwheels are what this toy is all about and they strike fear into anyone who is about to have it used on them as they just look so incredibly dangerous and painful. However, whilst it looks painful and dangerous how it feels in use is not what you would expect.Joanne
It's incredible on its own but attached to a control box the feelings are sublime. So read on to find out why you should definitely consider adding one of these electrodes to your e-stim electrode collection.
I was recently sent two products to review by the nice people over at ElectraStim and these were a set of their Prestige ElectraLoops Adjustable Cock Rings) and their entry level e-stim control unit the EM60-E. Now I have quite a good collection of e-stim control boxes and I have quite a bit of experience reviewing electrosex equipment and so I was curious as to how the EM60-E would stand up to the boxes that I regularly use.
As the pads are monopole (you will need two to form a circuit) you can have fun together with your partner, try placing one pad on your vulva and the other beneath your partners balls to see what I mean.Top TipJoanne
This review should give you a very good understanding of its operation and capabilities. So get yourself comfortable as this will be a bit of a biggy as there is so much to say about it. I will call the EM60-E Stimulator the 'Flick' during the review for reasons that will become clear later in the review (It also rolls of the tongue easier than EM60-E).
I was sent a pair of conductive rubber cock loops to review from ElectraStim and I was delighted to be able to review another piece of E-stim equipment, especially as it meant that I will get to tease my 'Stunt Cock' with it during the review process. Oh sweet fun.
This is not the first set of cock loops that I have reviewed and I was interested to see how these ones would perform, they are a new product line from ElectraStim and in conjunction with the ElectraLoops they also sent me their entry level control box the ElectraStim EM60-E which is a very tidy little unit (watch out for my separate review of it).
I was sent both the Prestige ElectroLoops and the EM60-E free of charge in exchange for a frank and honest review and this will in no way affect this review. So what did we think of them, read on to find out.
Now for those of you who follow my blog and my reviews it will be no secret that I really, really enjoy E-stim fun and games. I was delighted when the nice people over at E-stim Systems got in touch asking me if I would be interested in reviewing another electrode for them but this time with a completely new finish. Obviously I jumped at the chance, I mean what is a girl to do when presented with an offer like that.
I particularly like using it on the Milk setting on my ElectroPebble or ElectroHelix as I find this setting to be one that really teases me and gently brings me up to some earth shattering orgasms.
I opted for the bullet shaped Magnum™ as I had a suspicion that it would make anal Electrosex easier for me and I wasn't mistaken. More on its delightful curves in a moment but suffice to say this is the electrode if you are new to anal pleasures as it really is an amazing shape.
You wouldn't believe my excitement when the postie delivered an ElectroHelix™ E-stim Control Unit to me from the lovely people down at e-stim.co.uk. This will be my third review of a Control Unit from this great company and after reviewing the ElectroPebble and Series 1 it has a lot to live up to. I was blown away by the features on the ElectroPebble and couldn't wait to see how the ElectroHelix™ would measure up when directly compared with its predecessor the Series 1.
My first control unit was the ever reliable Series 1 Control Box and I still enjoy using it for its amazing power and the ElectroHelix™ will be replacing the Series 1 as the entry Control Unit from e-stim.co.uk. That is a quite a daunting task as the Series 1 is simply brilliant but it's its simplicity that lets it down when compared to the amazing functionality and operating modes of the ElectroPebble, so the ElectroHelix™ is designed to bridge the gap between the two. Giving you the great power output of the Series 1 but with some of the cool programs found on the ElectroPebble.
My favourite modes are definitely pulse and milk but I also use all of the others as well, but when playing I tend to use those two more than the rest. I love my Series 1 box but this one simply blows it away in terms of its features and power and I can see it quickly becoming a best seller for E-stim systems.
Read on to find out just how it does compare with its predecessor. Oh and just like its name suggests the helix does have a few very interesting twists built in.