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2020, A New Year A New Plan

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2020, A New Year A New Plan

This year is going to be a hoot

I have been doing what I do (generally stuffing things inside myself and then telling the internet how good it felt) for five years now. I have had a blast, and my site has grown and grown continually and bears no resemblance to what I first created all those years ago.

There are now three of us regularly reviewing sex toys, and I appreciate the help as things are getting hellish busy these days. My partner, Stunt Cock reviews penis orientated sex toys and BDSM kit and our submissive the lovely sub'r' (who is fantastic) helps with pretty much everything we throw at her.

A new year presents new opportunities and the challenge of focussing and growing even more in a measured manner so that our standards don't drop. We love a good challenge.

Butt Plugs The Pleasure Of A Full Bum

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Butt Plugs The Pleasure Of A Full Bum

Why are butt plugs so much fun?

Love them or hate them butt plugs are a thing, and they are here to stay. Who knows how long the human race has enjoyed the delight of filling and teasing their anus's with plugs of some sort?

I can imagine Cleopatra enjoying a sumptuous milk bath before emerging and telling a servant to fetch the royal sphincter cork.

No doubt king Leonidis would have died with a smile on his face at the battle of Thermopylae if he had been plugged.

How To Make A DIY Penis Vacuum Pump E-Stim Sounding Electrode

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In this article I give you a step by step guide ot making your own DIY vacuum pump e-stim sounding electrode.

How To Make A DIY Penis Vacuum Pump E-Stim Sounding Electrode

Vacuum pumping combined with e-stim sounding, one hell of a kinky DIY project

A post on smartstim about vacuum sounding got my interest, and I decided after reading some of the comments that I should document building such an electrode to help others make one.

So, credit to miralicious90 on smartstim.com for his fantastic idea and 3D design. I love his simple design, but I have decided to push it a little.

In this article, I am going to take you step by step through the process of making your own DIY penis vacuum enlarger coupled with an e-stim sounding electrode. So you can make your cock bigger and harder than ever before while sounding and using e-stim at the same time.

If that sounds like fun, then read on. See just how easy it is to create something like this yourself.

"Bloody hell, this is one serious piece of kit. The feeling of your cock swelling and the sound sliding into you is extremely intense and once the e-stim control box is switched on it blows your socks off. It is an amazing experience, and one hell of a ride."

Joanne's Stunt Cock

This is quite a long article and so here are some quick links if you want to skip to a particular section.

TOP 50: Best Sex Toy Review Blogs

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TOP 50: Best Sex Toy Review Blogs

Today, I learned that my blog has made it onto another top list

With my disabilities, I have good days, and I have bad days.

Today is an excellent day. Not only am I mobile, but I received a delightful e-mail this morning letting me know that my blog made another top list.

This time I am sitting (at the time of writing this) at number 25 on the TOP 50: Best Sex Toy Review Blogs (2020) Toplist - Woohoo!

The Anatomy Class - Erotic Fiction

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She gets more than she bargained for when she answers an advert in a local paper

The Anatomy Class - Erotic Fiction

Kathy responded to an advert in a local paper that lead to an amazing day in hospital

It was just like any other day. Kathy had got up early, then rushed around to get the kids ready for school. A trip to the supermarket followed the school run before getting home to do the housework.

Finally, she had some time to herself, and so she curled up on the sofa with a mug of hot chocolate and the local newspaper. She scanned the articles as she sipped at her drink, flicking through the pages absentmindedly.

An advert caught her eye and got her attention. It was an advert that was going to change her sex life forever, but she didn't know that just yet.

It read:

  • Help wanted to assist doctors in training by being a life-study model in an anatomy lesson. £100 for an hour of your time, biscuits and tea supplied.
Joanne Is Building A Penis Vacuum Enlarger Estim Sounding Electrode

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Joanne Is Building A Penis Vacuum Enlarger Estim Sounding Electrode

Fancy Vacuum Pumping While Sounding Your Penis?

I love seeing hard cocks. I also love seeing cocks twitching as delightfull electrical impulses fire through them sending delicious sensations to the owner's brain to interpret as pleasure.

Sounding is also something I love doing, and the thought of combining sounding, e-stim and vacuum enlargement certainly fills me with excitement together with a warm growing dampness between my legs.

A post on smartstim about vacuum sounding got my interest, and I decided after reading some of the comments that I should document building such an electrode to help others make one.

Joanne Wants An Inclusive Dungeon Studio

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Joanne Wants An Inclusive Dungeon Studio

I am going to fulfil a lifelong desire, to own my own dungeon/studio

I am planning something big, something huge. It will take me a while to realise it, but I am finally planning my next business step in lots of detail.

I want to build on the success of my review blog and my love of kink and BDSM. As a disabled writer, I am often frustrated with some of the commercial dungeons available for rent. Places that allow people to live out their fantasies are often unavailable to disabled folk.

I also need a writing space and studio where I can continue my product reviews and articles. Doing that at home is very restrictive, and I intend to change that.

I am going to channel my efforts into creating a dungeon space that is accessible to all. A place where anyone, no matter the level of their physical abilities, can visit and enjoy. It will also be a place where I can hone my writing and reviewing skills, even passing some of those skills on to people interested in them.

Her First Webcam Porn Show - Erotic Fiction

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Her Master makes her perform a live sex show online and it really turns her on and gets them both off.

Her First Webcam Porn Show - Erotic Fiction

She very quickly discovers that she loves to be watched

They had been planning this for weeks. Her first foray into the world of online exhibitionism or as she loved to tell herself porn.

Over the previous weeks, they had shared fantasies about things they could do in front of a camera with a live audience. It never failed to get her very wet.

This was the day, though. She checked and rechecked all of the things she had been told to get together. Her bag was bulging with the kinky contents. Laptop, webcam, dildos, lingerie and lube together with a video camera. She could feel warm dampness soaking into the gusset of her panties. She waited by the door for her Master to arrive; this only served to arouse her even further.

When he finally rang the doorbell, she nearly yanked the handle off the door in her haste to get started. She walked to his car, carrying her bag of sex toys and equipment. The only thing her Master said to her during the journey to the hotel was "Are you ready?".

Top 100 Sex Blogs 2019

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Top 100 Sex Blogs 2019

Check out the fantastic sex blogs that made this years list

It's that time of the year again when @MollyDailyKiss has published her Top 100 Sex Blogs 2019 list. After months of hard work she has sifted through the internet following up leads and listing the top 100 blogs in her opinion.

You can check out her original Top 100 Sex Blog List 2019 post but I am reposting the list here with permission. Thank you Molly for your hard work on this project.

So without further ado, here is this years list (with DOFOLLOW links as they are all well worth sharing some link juice with):

Joanne's Christmas Electrosex And Estim Gift Guide

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Joanne's Christmas Electrosex And Estim Gift Guide

If you want to impress, then give the gift give a hands free orgasm to someone for Christmas

This year don't give the gift of socks, woolly hats or terrible jumpers. Gift the gift of an orgasm. A fantastic way to do that is to introduce someone to the beautiful world of hands-free e-stim orgasms.

Now a mainstream activity, electrosex is a fantastic way for any gender to masturbate discreetly and hands-free. It uses tiny electrical currents that are passed through the nerves in our genitals to stimulate the senses directly. Your brain interprets the sensations as pleasure and then boom, say hello to a kinky electron driven orgasm.

Whether you are an ardent e-stim enthusiast or someone completely new to this activity, there is always something new to explore. If you are new then maybe the whole concept of e-stim is confusing you, and you are not sure what equipment you need. This article should come in handy; I will be referencing other guides on things like safety and electrode positions where required.

This article is going to concentrate on two UK companies E-Stim Systems and Electrastim as I have a lot of experience with their equipment. But I will also reference some other companies such as MyStim as they also produce some fantastic gear, but I haven't got much personal experience of their kit (yet).

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January 16, 2020

2020, A New Year A New Plan

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This year is going to be a hoot I have been doing what I do (generally stuffing things inside myself and then telling the internet how good it felt) for five years now. I have had a blast, and my site has grown and grown continually and bears no resemblance… Read More
January 13, 2020

Butt Plugs The Pleasure Of A Full Bum

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Why are butt plugs so much fun? Love them or hate them butt plugs are a thing, and they are here to stay. Who knows how long the human race has enjoyed the delight of filling and teasing their anus's with plugs of some sort? I can imagine Cleopatra enjoying a… Read More
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TOP 50: Best Sex Toy Review Blogs

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