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XBiz Europa Awards

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XBiz Europa Awards

It's time to vote for your favourite companies and products again

XBiz AwardsEvery year the XBiz awards come around, and they are an opportunity for everyone to vote for their favourite products and brands.

Why am I making this post? Well, it is nice to be able to have an input on who wins this year's awards. You can too by creating an account at XBiz and placing your vote for your favourites.

Joanne's Kinky Forum

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Joanne's Kinky Forum

A place where you can get and give advice to others and to converse with me

So, I have done a thing. I created a forum on my site to enable me to better converse with my readers and friends on here.

To say that setting it up was taxing would be an understatement but I am happy with where it is at now and feel I can let others play in this new sandbox on my site.

What do I hope to achieve from having a forum here? Well, I hope that it grows into an excellent repository of help and advice for others. It will also enable you to interact with me directly. I love hearing from my visitors and readers, and it will be a place where we can all exchange ideas and advice.

Please feel free to join in the conversations there, your voice is important, and you can actively help others through your own experiences there.

So without further ado, here is Joanne's Kinky Forum.

A place where you will be welcome.

Electro Speculum And Electro Whisker Reviews Coming Soon

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Electro Speculum And Electro Whisker Reviews Coming Soon

I can't wait to get my pussy on these two pieces of e-stim equipment

I have just ordered myself some more kinky e-stim equipment from E-Stim Systems.

I am going to be enjoying some kinky electro-medical play and also some delightful electro skin play too.

I have an Electro Speculum on its way to me. This is a medical examination instrument crossed with an e-stim electrode, it is used to spread open a vagina so a doctor can look inside and conduct tests. This one has been modified to become a bipolar e-stim electrode though. I have just told sub'r' about it, and she loves the idea of being opened and stimmed at the same time. So do I, and so as we have a dungeon booked for next weekend with a medical room I guess the gynae chair will be getting some good use.

I also have an Electrowhisker coming, and this is a monopole brush electrode that can be drawn across the skin to deliver some delightful or devilish sensations.

So next weekend it is going to be an electro weekend for us all so watch out for the reviews of both coming soon after I have been cumming soon.

Update: 19/8/19

Electro SpeculumMy review of the Electro Speculum is now live, so if you have ever wondered what it is like thenL

Check out my review of the Electro Speculum.

I'm Going To Be Reviewing Some More Mr Hankeys Toys Dildos

I can't wait to play with the XS Dragon, XS BFG and Beowulf dildos

I am squealing with anticipation as Mr Hankey is sending me three new dildos to review. I absolutely adore his creations, and my pussy has already had the pleasure of these fantastic dildos:

Mr Hankeys Toys specialise in stunningly detailed body-safe silicone dildos in sizes that will tax any size queen out there. His dildos look amazing but are a real challenge filling you to the brin like no others.

I am excited to be reviewing two dildos from his XS range. Now XS (extra small) from any other dildo manufacturer would be tiny, but Mr Hankeys XS dildos are still big and filling.

Exciting News From Hot Octopuss - Introducing The DiGiT Finger Vibrator

I am really excited to let everyone know about this new vibe

One of my favourite vibesmiths has just released a new vibrator. Hot Octopuss has been producing groundbreaking sex aids such as the Pocket Pulse, Queen Bee and the incredible JETT.

When I received a press release from them with this as the first paragraph, I was immediately intrigued.

“Welcome to the real Digital Revolution… British sex toy company Hot Octopuss unveils DiGiT, it’s first wearable finger vibe that puts orgasms at your fingertips.”

The DiGiT looks very exciting, and if its performance in anything like the JETT we recently tested, it will be a surefire winner.

Finger vibes can be a lot of fun if the designers have got it right. It is a trade-off between stimulating with the vibe and making the fingers of the wearer feel like they are about to drop off.

With a catch phrase like “Show Bad Sex The Finger” it looks like it will be a lot of fun. I am going to ask them to send me one to review for them, and I will let you all know just how good it really is, but I have high hopes for it.

New Book - Joanne's Beginners Guide To Electrosex

If you were curious about e-stim and electrosex then I have some good news for you

I have written a 22 page guide to the basics of electrostimulation or e-stim for short.

It contains lots of information on safety, basic theory, electrode options and covers several electrode position guides to help you on your way. Oh, and there is even a handy resource guide at the end.

What Is The Difference Between TENS, EMS And E-stim Equipment

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What Is The Difference Between TENS, EMS And E-stim Equipment

Confused by the three terms, TENS, EMS & E-stim? You are not alone

That is a question that often turns up, and I will do my best to answer it in this article. Erotic electrostimulation refers to the use of specially designed equipment to apply electrical stimulation to the genitals for sexual pleasure. It is often referred to as e-stim.

Often though there is confusion between some of the terms involved like TENS, EMS and E-stim.

All are systems that pass an electrical current through tissue, but they interact with nerves and muscles in differing ways. These differences in performance and abilities are due to their differing waveforms and power levels.

But just as a Ford Fiesta, a Mercedes and a Ferarri are all cars, they all go about doing what they do in different ways while still coming from a universal concept.

Electrode positioning can make a massive difference to the perceived sensations, but let's cover the three different types of control boxes.

Win A Tantric Massage Starter Set Courtesy of Karma Tantric

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Win A Tantric Massage Starter Set Courtesy of Karma Tantric

Win A Tantric Massage Starter Set Courtesy of Karma Tantric

If you enjoyed this fantastic article about Tantric Massage then you will love this competition that is being sponsored by Karma Tantric.

Tantric massage agency in London, Karma Tantric, are giving away a fabulous tantric massage starter kit worth over $200! Try out your tantric massage skills at home with a partner. For your chance of winning, check out the app below and enter the free competition! If you can't see it then just use this link - Enter The Competition

An exciting competition with prizes worth $200 from Karma Tantric
An exciting competition with prizes worth $200 from Karma Tantric

KarmaTantric tantric massage starter kit giveaway

Good Luck Everyone xx

Competition Rules

This competition will run from 12:00AM 14th June 2019 — 11:59PM 14th July 2019 (London).

This competition is open to the UK, US, Canada, and Europe. If in doubt about your location please contact me and I can let you know where the item can or cannot be shipped.

I am fulfilling this competition and so you will need to respond to my e-mail if you win.

You will be responsible for paying for any customs or excess costs that might occur after shipping.

After the winner is drawn you have 2 weeks to contact me and claim your prize. If you fail to do so then I’ll re-draw another winner. By entering this competition you also agree to provide me with your address, so that I may ship the item to you.

I’m not accepting giveaway accounts for this competition. I will be checking to make sure that any entrants have an account that is made up of more than giveaway retweets. Please respect this, my sponsor companies deserve better and these competitions are for my readers and not competition accounts.

Conductive Rubber Estim Electrodes

Conductive rubber is an often overlooked material for making cheap and highly effective e-stim electrodes

It is its simplicity that makes it such a good choice for homemade DIY electrodes.

Conductive rubber is actually conductive silicone, and graphite powder is mixed in with the silicone. As it cures the graphite particles touch and allows a current to flow through the previously insulating silicone.

Initially created for the pharmaceutical industry as a way of reducing static in hoses it has found a kinkier use within the e-stim community.

Rough use and stretching reduce the life of conductive rubber as it breaks down the bonds between the graphite particles.

Sparkzz At Xtasia Is A Fantastic Electroplay Event

If you want to experience electroplay then this event is perfect

Well, Stunt Cock and sub'r' attended another fantastic Sparkzz event at Xtasia in the Midlands. It is an electro play event and is a fantastic event where you can experience both Violet Wand play and E-stim in a safe environment with experienced people.

Violet Wand play is so much funThis is their second visit to this event, and they both had a fantastic time. It is run by a very experienced Dom and equipment is supplied for those new to the scene or who want to try it for the first time.

Flirts Bar in Xtasia is a perfect location for this event with subtle lighting and lots of space so that multiple scenes can go on at the same time.

Stunt Cock enjoyed working on sub'r', and she went very deep into subspace after two fantastic sessions of e-stim and violet wand fun. She looked ravishing in her Honour PVC Maid To Serve Dress & Cap and certainly turned some heads.

If you have never tried either Violet Wand play or E-stim, then it is an ideal event to attend even if just to watch and learn. Check out the group on Fetlife for more information about the next event.

Check out - Sparkzz @ Xtasia

The next Sparkzz event is on the 24th Aug.

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