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My thoughts and musings about life as a sex toy reviewer

I hope that you enjoy this insight into my life and what I do. I love reviewing adult products and I will use this blog to keep everyone aware of what is coming up for review soon and also to pass on any thoughts or issues that I have. I love feedback so please use the comments sections of these posts to get in touch with me.

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My first time running a stall at a fetish market

Well, after two months of planning, one visit to check out the lay of the land and lots of stressful nights of planning, I have popped my cherry. My fetish market cherry, that is, of course.

For those who haven't heard of the Birmingham Bizarre Bazaar (BBB) is a fetish market held on the third Sunday of the month in the Nightingale Club in Birmingham's Gay Village. With three floors of traders and the famous BBB Afterparty, a fetish and BDSM play event that takes place straight after the market closes.

With over 30 traders attending the BBB, it gets busy, bustling in fact, and so the thought of setting up my stall there was terrifying.

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Two new products that look very interesting

Electrastim has been very busy, bringing out not one but two new e-stim products recently.

The first was a new control box, the 'Kix' aimed at people new to e-stim or anyone wanting a small portable unit.

The second is their 'Explorer' conductive finger sleeves, which could be fun in the right hands (see what I did there LOL).

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Thank you competition for the 1,500 subscribers to my Discord server

In celebration of the Discord channel that I created reaching 1,500 members, I have decided to run an e-stim competition for the members and anyone else who enjoys e-stim. It is a great way for me to give back to the community that has been so good to me.

Check out the community here - Joanne's E-Stim Community

As I design and make a range of electrodes, I have decided to offer one of the most popular ones up as a prize. But, that's not all, as I also now sell electrodes from the UK's biggest e-stim manufacturers, E-Stim Systems and Electrastim; I will be offering up an electrode from each as a prize as well.

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Popular in porn, fucking machines can be fun but also essential for some people

So, when I found out that Molly had decided that the latest Kink Of The Week should be Fucking Machines, I just had to write something. As she pointed out on Twitter, it is kind of one of my passions.

I have been using fucking machines (and sex machines in general) for over five years now, and I love them for so many good reasons.

Before I dive too deeply into this subject, let me give you some background information on why I turned to them and why they work so well for me.

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Here is the back story to my e-stim electrode designs

Why do I design my e-stim electrodes? This is a complex question that deserves some explanation.

Years back, I saw a post on smartstim (I miss that place) where someone explained the reasons for wanting to insulate the top surface of a cock loop. That intrigued me, and I started to look into the idea and reasons for it in great detail.

It made sense that insulating the top half on a cock loop placed around cock and balls could increase pleasure. But, the recommendations as to how to go about it left a lot to be desired.

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I love taking on new challenges and learning new skills

As some of you may already know, I am building a Laser Engraver/Cutter. Yes, I know, I'm a sucker for punishment, but I love learning new skills, and I am a bit of a TechnoGeek.

I love my 3D printers, but I have some ideas for e-stim electrodes that aren't practical to make on them, so I decided to grab the bull by the horns and make myself a new tool.

Why build a laser engraver?

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You can create one of these penis e-stim protectors for yourself with the design by Ted.io.us

I am delighted to share a design for a shield cup created by the very talented Ted.io.us over on my E-Stim Discord Channel.

What is the ESSC or E-Stim Shield Cup? I am glad you asked; it is a 3D printable cup designed to cover and protect a penis and its attached electrodes while stimming.

It can be worn under clothing to conceal what you are doing. To be honest, it looks impressive in use, as you can see from the picture kindly shared by Ted.io.us.

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Spank you very much everyone

I have always wanted to own a spanking bench, and my dream has finally come true. In the past, I have been fortunate to have been able to review some fantastic dungeon equipment like the BDSM Pillory Set and also the Goo plate from Lodebrock.

But while they are excellent tools for some very kinky bondage scenes, you can't bind someone over them for spanking play. That is what I enjoy; for me, impact play is a way for me to let my Dominant side free, and of course, my lovely submissive, the delightful sub'r', is only too happy to indulge me in that respect.

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Things are a bit messed up here at the moment

I haven't gone public about the current situation that I find myself in up until now, as I tend to keep my private life separate from my online presence. But the situation my family now faces means that it may have wide-ranging effects, so I think it is time to let you know what is going on.

Well, things are pretty messed up around here at the moment because of Covid and a bereavement in the family.

Last week my Stunt Cock's father died after a long battle with cancer. It was something we were expecting I suppose, but he went downhill rapidly, catching us all off guard.

Now the problem is that he was an ex-pat living with my mother-in-law over in Bulgaria. Obviously, in this time of Covid lockdowns and limited international travel, that has proven to be a nightmare.

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This is your chance to own a fucking machine for your own hardcore pleasure

I can't believe how happy I am to be able to host this fantastic competition for the lovely people over at sexmachines.co.uk

They are the biggest supplier of all things sex and fucking machines in Europe and I have been on the receiving end of lots of their machines in the past, and they are brilliant.

This competition is going to make somebody a very happy bunny. Not only are they offering up a Willy Wanka Fucking Machine, yes you read that right a bonafide, bang your doors in fucking machine, (check out my review of the Willy Wanka here), they are also offering up a Hung Systems Easy Squat too. Two fantastic prizes, up for grabs so get your entries in.

That amounts to over £500 of prizes for one lucky person. Both of these fantastic prizes accept vac-u-lock compatible dildos and with literally hundreds of different ones available.

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