My Sex Toy Musings Blog

My Sex Toy Musings Blog

My thoughts and musings about life as a sex toy reviewer

I hope that you enjoy this insight into my life and what I do. I love reviewing adult products and I will use this blog to keep everyone aware of what is coming up for review soon and also to pass on any thoughts or issues that I have. I love feedback so please use the comments sections of these posts to get in touch with me.

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Hot Octopuss Launches JETT, its Customisable Guybrator™ with Treble and Bass Technology

Breaking news! Today Hot Octopuss, creators of the ‘World’s First Guybrator’, has launched a new product, JETT. Their first guybrator, PULSE and POCKET PULSE, won a lot of awards but it carries quite a high price, this new product is just £49.99/$69/E49 though. It is worn just below the tip of the penis and is driven by two powerful bullets, one Treble and one Bass–you can adjust each bullet for a fully customisable experience. It has a ...

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Stolen Content

Not on sexmachinereviews.co.uk? If you are reading this article on any website other than my own www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk, then the site you are reading it on has stolen it. Probably adding in links to nefarious sites and basically robbing me of my earnings. My name is Joanne and my blog doesn't generate much money, but that is beside the point. I work damn hard at what I do, and everything that you see and read on my own site www.sexmac...

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Ovis - Erotic Fiction

Guest Post I am delighted to be able to host this rather surprising story from a friend of mine who wants to remain anonymous. Ovis By Anon I have felt for some time now like someone is watching me. It is a weird, hair stand up on the back of my neck kind of creepy. I have no reason to feel like this. I have made myself more aware of my surroundings. I have not noticed anyone that I see close by all the time, no vehicle...

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Chrome Deco Dual Ixu Violet Wand

Violet Wand play can be shockingly good fun Since I bought and reviewed an Electro Erotic Neon Wand kit from Lovehoney we have all been smitten by it. For something that can evoke really raw emotions, it is an incredible way to get off. Yes, the thought of playing with 40,000V - 50,000V is terrifying but when you actually look into it, violet wand play is one of the safest forms of electro play. My Stunt Cock has really got into using it...

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Lodbrock Giveaway Competition

Start the New Year with some kink I have just reviewed the amazing Pillory Set from Lodbrock, and inside this fantastic set you get two impact play toys. A leather Paddle and a Leather Flogger. Lodbrock has sent me an extra one of each to give away to two lucky readers. So if you fancy getting your hands on these fantastic handmade BDSM implements just enter the two competitions shown below. This has enabled me to offer the following ...

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Love Machine For Two People Lm42p

There is a new fucking machine in development How does a double sided fucking machine with a two year warranty and a thrust depth of upto 7"/18cm sound?. Lm42p (Love Machines For Two People) have created just that, a quiet, controllable and unique machine that can be used on your own or with a partner or friend. Supplied in a nice wooden storage box that contains the machine and all of its atatchments which is 35 x 24 x 18 cm. Insipred by t...

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The Pornocalypse Continues - Tumblr Bans Adult Content

Here we go again, this time it's Tumblr We can all sleep safer in our beds at night, on December the 17th Tumblr will join a long list of sites that got rich and popular through adult content but then turned their back on it. Yes, Tumblr is the latest site to join the Pornopocalypse by banning adult content. But it will protect the children I hear some people cry. No, no it won't, this drives things further underground. Worse excellent cont...

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Erofame 2018 - Day 2 More Jam Than Robinsons Jam Factory

Day 2 at Erofame Stunt cock here again with another Erofame update after day 2 of the trade show. What a day we have had, it has been a roller coaster of a ride, and we are both sat here with throbbing feet but huge grins on our faces. So without further ado let me tell you about day 2. We started early with another healthy breakfast (for sub'r' that is, I opted for the heart clogger special again). After breakfast, we went back to our room...

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Erofame 2018 - Day 1 And We Need A Wheel Barrow

Our first visit to Erofame Stunt Cock here again, after a good nights sleep (slept like a log, after all, that driving yesterday) it was time to sample a good hearty breakfast before getting on the happy bus to Erofame. But first we had to get out things ready for the day. After packing my day bag with notes, business cards and some drinks we headed down for breakfast. Our breakfast was pretty amazing, and I have to post a pic of it. Nat...

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Erofame 2018 - The Journey To Europe's Largest Sex Toy Trade Show

Our first visit to Erofame Stunt Cock, here again. For anyone not aware, Erofame is Europes largest adult industry trade show, and this year we planned to visit it to show our faces and also to plug our blog and reviews shamelessly - well why wouldn't you if you could? The timing though presented some problems for us as Joanne has a consultants visit planned for the middle of the Erofame week so she couldn't come along. However, she decided...

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Guest Post - A Babygirl’s Thoughts About Rough Sex : Miss Doll

Guest Post I am delighted to be able to introduce the amazing Miss Doll from hmissdollreviews.wixsite.com/sextoyreviews. Miss Doll Adult copywriter, sex toy tester and sex positive blogger. After my classical studies, I decided to use my writing skills to help women smash the taboos that prevent them to live their sex lives to the fullest, and to make better, more informed choices about their sexuality and the pleasure products they...

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Here are three of my Mr Hankeys Dildos

Mr Hankeys Dildos are definitely for the lovers of larger sex toys I am delighted that you can now buy Mr Hankeys dildos in the UK from sexmachines.co.uk, they have a fantastic range available and so I thought I should make a short clip of some o fthe ones that I own that are available from there. Mr Hankeys Toys is a USA based manufacturer of body-safe silicone dildos and their designs are incredible, I have reviewed five of their creation...

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Fun Factory Fun Cup Explore Kit - Menstrual Cup Review

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Bloody periods shouldn't be bloody frustrating While visiting Erofame last year, sub'r' spotted the Fun Factory Fun Cups on their stand and as she uses menstrual cups they immediately caught her attention. One month later a package arrived with the Explore… Read More
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February 15, 2019

Hot Octopuss Launches JETT, its Customisable Guybrator™ with Treble and Bass Technology

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Breaking news! Today Hot Octopuss, creators of the ‘World’s First Guybrator’, has launched a new product, JETT. Their first guybrator, PULSE and POCKET PULSE, won a lot of awards but it carries quite a high price, this new product is just £49.99/$69/E49… Read More
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Stolen Content

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Not on sexmachinereviews.co.uk? If you are reading this article on any website other than my own www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk, then the site you are reading it on has stolen it. Probably adding in links to nefarious sites and basically robbing me of my… Read More
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Ovis - Erotic Fiction

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Guest Post I am delighted to be able to host this rather surprising story from a friend… Read More
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