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John Thomas Toys (I call them JTT for short) designs and produces an amazing variety of silicone dildos, stretchers and depth trainers. Their speciality is toys that are larger than life.
With such a fantastic range of toys, including realistic and fantasy, it is always fantastic when they get in touch asking if I fancied reviewing some of their latest creations.
"I really enjoyed holding onto the balls while I pumped him in and out of my wet pussy. The sensations caused by the mixture of the broad head, wider glans ridge and smooth shaft were orgasmic. It was not long before I was squirming in orgasm, coating the dildo."
Joanne
So when they got in touch, I said yes, please. I then just needed to wait for the boxes to be delivered.
I had no idea what four designs I was being sent, but I was more than happy for the surprise. This review is for the Slim Jim silicone dildo.
It's long, wrinkly and has loads of texture - it sounds like the start of a joke but there's nothing funny about the performance of Henry's Grandfather.
John Thomas Toys (I call them JTT for short) manufactures a huge selection of platinum-silicone grade sex toys. With everything on offer, from realistic dildos to depth play toys and stretchers, they have something for almost everyone, especially if you like your toys on the larger side.
Why do I say "almost everyone"? I say this as they do not offer vibrators. But if you want a dong of any shape and size then JTT are the first place to look.
"The extended length of this toy means that it is very floppy, making it perfect for anal depth play."
Joanne
The JTT designers have some amazing imaginations and develop some fantastic toys. So when they ask if I would like to review their latest designs, I always say yes, please.
This time, I was sent one of their latest designs in all four sizes. This review is for Henry's Grandfather.
I really enjoy reviewing good quality sex toys. Not only because they are fun to play with but also because I like to provide my honest opinion of them. The aim is to help you decide if you want to buy one.
John Thomas Toys (JTT for short) produces new designs regularly. I am always interested to see what their designers have come up with. With this in mind, when they ask if I would like to review their latest goodies, I have to say yes.
"Monster is the perfect name for this bad boy. The designer has created a fantastic dildo design. The tip has a rounded glans with a large ridge that wraps around the bottom of the glans. One side of the dildo has a single row of bumps going from tip to balls. The bumps grow in depth as they move down the shaft."
Joanne
JTT offer a wide variety of silicone sex toys. The quantity of designs of stretchers, dildos, depth play and butt plugs is vast. They have everything from realistic to fantasy designs on offer.
JTT sent me four boxes of designs with all four sizes of that design. This review is for the Monster.