Joanne's Sex Machine and Sex Toy Reviews

Welcome to my siteWelcome to my site, I hope that you enjoy my reviews and articles. I have a fascination with sex toys and in particular sex and fucking machines, e-stim and BDSM. Basically I like it the kinkier the better.

I have a lot of fun doing what I do and I hope it shows in my reviews and articles. I am joined by two friends, my Stunt Cock and sub'r' who assist me with some reviews or where I need a second opinion. I can always rely on them for a good time and honest advice.

I love hearing from my readers so please don't be shy, post a comment or get in touch. It is always nice to get feedback about my site, reviews and articles.

Joanne xxx

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Recent Reviews & Articles

February 22, 2020

Sinful Sunday Week 463

Week 463 and this week's pic is called 'Squish' It's all about the picture, and this one features a naughty image of me having some fun in the shower. I love this pic and it fills me with a sense of friskiness, I hope everyone else likes it too. "Not the most efficient way to clean the shower glass, but it is fun"Joanne Please leave a comment on this post…
February 20, 2020

John Thomas Toys Silicone Anal Probe Review

A novel design that is good for any orifice, front or rear The arrival of a new sex toy to review always fills me with excitement but it isn't often that I am also filled with a sense of nervous anticipation as well. But that was the case when these big boys arrived from John Thomas Toys. It isn't often that I get sent anal play toys, of shall we say, this…
February 15, 2020

Sinful Sunday Week 462

Week 462 and this week's pic is called 'Reflections' It's all about the picture, and this one features a naughty image of my lovely submisive in a local swingers club in their mirrored room. I love this pic and the reflections fascinate me. We are delighted with the results, and we hope you like it too. It was the start of a very fun session. "Mirror,…

Hismith Remote Controlled Premium Sex Machine with Free Silicone Dildo and Portable Bag New Edition Fucking Machine

Feb 13, 2020 Sex & Fucking Machines
I think I have found my new favourite fucking machine When HiSmith got in touch to tell me that they were sending one of their premium fucking machines to review, you can understand me grinning like a Cheshire Cat for a while. I have seen their machines in…

Estim Study Confirms Simple Nerve Stimulation May Improve Sexual Response in Women

Feb 12, 2020 Blog
It's good to see a study confirming that e-stim can have positive benefits for treating sexual dysfunction in women I have been "having sex with electrons" for about four years, and it has changed my sex life for the better. I discovered it by accident but…

Joanne's Office/Studio, A Quick Update

Feb 07, 2020 Blog
I have settled on my choice of office space and now need to move in Well, I have finally settled on my new office/studio. I will be based in Derby in the midlands, and after looking over several options I have decided on a ground floor office (suitable for my…

John Thomas® Billy Bunter Platinum Silicone Dildo Review

Feb 07, 2020 Dildos
Don't be bullied by this lovely silicone didlo, put it in its place ;-) You can imagine my excitement when yet another delivery arrived from John Thomas Toys. I was sent another lovely set of lovely silicone dicks for me to use and abuse, all in the name of…

Saving Money When Buying Sex Toys

Feb 06, 2020 Articles
Check out this quick and easy way to save some cash This article contains affiliate links, but the title isn't clickbait, you really can save money when shopping for sex toys. We could all do with saving money when we shop. Who wouldn't fancy a problem-free…

Guest Post - Thoughts About Humiliation Play And Watersports : Dom Signs

Feb 06, 2020 Blog
Guest Post I am delighted to be able to introduce Signs from Dom Signs,I am a tech geek, a Dom and an old guy who blogs at I also own and run a place you can submit your best writing on a wide variety of adult…

Love Jelly Sensual Bath Time Fun Review

Feb 06, 2020 Other Reviews
Who would have thought that bathing in Jelly could be so much fun If you are like me, you will enjoy your time soaking in the bath. Lounging in a tub full of hot water feels so relaxing, and it usually ends up with me getting horny and enjoying some wet and…

Hismith Premium Sex Machine Function Expansion Set For Men & Women, KlicLok System

Feb 06, 2020 Sex & Fucking Machines
An adaptor kit with vagina and penis owners in mind Hismith has been rocking the boat in the world of fucking machines. They have come up with some very lovely designs with great features and fantastic performance. So, in December, when I received a package…

5 Tips When Buying A Sex Machine

Jan 31, 2020 Guest Posts
Follow these points to make sure you buy the right machine A sex machine can add a lot of fun to how you choose to get your sexual gratification. At their core, they’re just machines that can have a dildo attached and then thrust back and forth at your…

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