I have a lot of fun reviewing sex toys and adult related products and I hope that you enjoy my reviews and find them useful. It is always good to see someone's opinion of an item before you consider parting with your hard earned cash.
I was delighted to see a new sex toy being shown around #BBB as I was trading there. I was doubly delighted when I was asked if I wanted to review one and jumped at the chance.
The Love Hamma is quirky to say the least, and we love quirky sex toys. Why settle for the mundane when you can enjoys ex toys that put a smile on your face and are just fun.
"The Love Hamma is a vibrator for anyone who likes to keep things kinky and different, why settle for vanilla when you can make your pussy a veritable work zone. Grab the Love Hamma and get busy."sub'r'
So, I decided that as this Love Hamma is pink and that is sub'r's favourite colour, she shoudl "take on for the team" and so I let her take it home to review. After using every available opportunity to get to know it, here are her thoughts on it.
Hi, it's sub'r' here with another review for Joanne, this time it's the Love Hamma. I love my quirky toys, so I was over the moon when Joanne asked me to review it for you. So here's what I thought; I hope you enjoy it.
This year don't give the gift of socks, woolly hats or terrible jumpers. Gift the gift of an orgasm. A fantastic way to do that is to introduce someone to the beautiful world of hands-free e-stim orgasms.
Now a mainstream activity, electrosex is a fantastic way for any gender to masturbate discreetly and hands-free. It uses tiny electrical currents that are passed through the nerves in our genitals to stimulate the senses directly. Your brain interprets the sensations as pleasure and then boom, say hello to a kinky electron driven orgasm.
Whether you are an ardent e-stim enthusiast or someone completely new to this activity, there is always something new to explore. If you are new then maybe the whole concept of e-stim is confusing you, and you are not sure what equipment you need. This article should come in handy; I will be referencing other guides on things like safety and electrode positions where required.
This article is going to concentrate on two UK companies E-Stim Systems and Electrastim as I have a lot of experience with their equipment. But I will also reference some other companies such as MyStim as they also produce some fantastic gear, but I haven't got much personal experience of their kit (yet).
It's been a while since John Thomas Toys last contacted me about sending me anything to review. So I was excited when they asked if they could send me a new design they have come up with.
All I was told in advance was that the name was Kraken's Tentacle. The title gave me a rough idea of what it may look like, though, but it was still a surprise when I took them out of the box. Stunt Cock laughed when I told him its name, he said I have a lot in common with the Kraken. When I asked him what he meant, he just laughed and said we have both swallowed a lot of "seamen". He got a good jab to his ribs for that one.
"By angling the tentacle just right, I could enjoy the feel of running the suckers over my clit on every movement of the tentacle. By adding a slight twist, I found it gave some fantastic sensations."Joanne
The box when it arrived was hefty, and upon opening it, I could see why. John Thomas Toys always send me all four sizes to review; this time was no different.
A Kraken is a giant octopus type creature and the size of its tentacles needed to match its legendary reputation. These tentacles definitely do not disappoint in that regards.
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It isn't often that a new e-stim control box is released, and it is even rarer to see one aimed squarely at newbies to stimming.
So as you can imagine, I watched the launch of the new Electrastim KIX with great interest. I am constantly asked for recommendations for control boxes, especially from people new to stimming, so it certainly caught my eye.
"My favourite mode without a doubt is 'Ramp & Clench'. I love how the output steadily rises, and then you get the tap, tap of pulses just as it is getting intense. That is a mode I really enjoy, and it will get me off reliably."Joanne
With its simple controls, small form and interesting feature set, I wanted to get my hands on one to see how good it was.
Electrastim kindly sent me one to review in exchange for an honest review of its performance, so I am going into this review with beginners use in mind.
So let me tell you all about the KIX; maybe it's just the sort of thing you are looking for as you dip your toes into the wonderful world of e-stim pleasure. At only £69 it certainly is attractively priced.
Well, after two months of planning, one visit to check out the lay of the land and lots of stressful nights of planning, I have popped my cherry. My fetish market cherry, that is, of course.
For those who haven't heard of the Birmingham Bizarre Bazaar (BBB) is a fetish market held on the third Sunday of the month in the Nightingale Club in Birmingham's Gay Village. With three floors of traders and the famous BBB Afterparty, a fetish and BDSM play event that takes place straight after the market closes.
With over 30 traders attending the BBB, it gets busy, bustling in fact, and so the thought of setting up my stall there was terrifying.
It's not often that I get to review anything designed purely for penis owners. So when The Handy got in touch with Joanne asking if we would review their masturbator for them, I was obviously over the moon when she agreed.
I put my hand up to enjoying masturbators; there is nothing wrong with the five knuckle shuffle, but getting to slide into something tight and wet is up there on another level of enjoyment.
"Its smooth action and its ability to be controlled by someone else or synced to videos mean this is a sex toy that won't end up gathering dust in your bedside drawer. Orgasms with it feel incredible, and I love fitting it and letting it do all the work - the perfect lazy wank."Stunt Cock
All too often, though, masturbators don't live up to the marketing hype, and I hoped that this wouldn't be the case with the Handy.
So I waited with bated breath for it to arrive, and then Joanne (the tease) wouldn't let me use it until she had taken the pics for the review. In her own words, "I need to do some pics first because you're going to make it sticky" LOL.
So now that I have most definitely "had the pleasure" of getting to know The Handy let me tell you all about this fantastic new masturbator that is going to dominate the market.
Another fantastic guest review from RubberStimmer, a long time stimmer and rubber fetishist. It builds on his last review of Serious Kit receivers suitable for both V2K and Tremblr e-stim play. You can read his first review here - Serious Kit Electro SPT And V2K Conversion Kit (Or Pimp My Tremblr).
So, it's over to RubberStimmer.
Serious Kit has a large range of SPT receivers for their iconic milker system, many of them with multi-stages. With clear sections to show what is going on and, more interestingly, bi-polar e-stim electrodes. Unfortunately for V2K and Tremblr owners, they require a Serious Kit milking system as there is no liner for the column system (you can read more about the differences and an introduction to SPT’s here).
Browsing through the options on the Serious Kit store, I spotted their push to fit second electrode designed to convert the basic Electro SPT that is typically used with either a monopole anal electrode or in triphase with a bipolar plug. One of the interesting things about using the milker receiver as a single-pole electrode is that as the power levels increase, you can lose the sensation of being milked and the perception of having a cock.
"There is an endless cycle of change from slide to sensation that allows you experience being taken to the edge of pleasure/pain and back again over and over."RubberStimmer
This seems counterintuitive, but the brain simply does not know how to process the sensations. By turning the Electro SPT into a bipolar electrode, the sensations are focused on the cock, and you get a more conventional perception of movement but more on this later.
I love it when we receive a package from John Thomas Toys. I know two things for sure when one tips up. Firstly it is going to be contain larger than life toys and they will be lots of fun.
Secondly, I know whatever is inside will be body-safe. Again we weren't disappointed, although we felt sorry for the posties back as this box weighs a bomb
"Mr Michelin has a look that you will no doubt recognise. I do not doubt that Mrs Michelin is one happy lady as he's very well proportioned with his recognisable rings that provide lots of intense stimulation."sub'r'
When Joanne did her unboxing video, I could almost hear myself getting wetter and wetter, so I asked if she wanted me to review this one.
I was delighted when she said yes, and so here is my review of this lovely silicone dildo from John Thomas Toys.
Organotoy is a German artisanal company created in 2011 with the plan to make high-quality sex toys. They offer some unique silicone toys that are handmade to order, and they look incredible.
I first saw the fantastic products made by Organotoy on Twitter. After commenting on the image, they contacted me to see if I would be interested in reviewing one of their products.
"The large bumps feel amazing against my pussy walls. I like to give it a slight twist to really ramp up the sensations when thrusting with it."Joanne
I really wanted a chance to see one of their products in person, so I jumped at the opportunity to check one of their dildos out.
That led to the dilemma as to who would get to try it first, so sub 'r' and I had a little discussion on who would try out this delectable treat. Unfortunately for sub 'r', I won this one (yeah, for me :p ).
We were all really looking forward to seeing this dildo upfront and personal. Even with Brexit and Covid 19, the shipping did not take as long as we thought it might.
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