I have a lot of fun reviewing sex toys and adult related products and I hope that you enjoy my reviews and find them useful. It is always good to see someone's opinion of an item before you consider parting with your hard earned cash.
I am delighted to be letting you all know about another new John Thomas Toys Dildo. Both sub'r' and I have taken one for the team as it were to get to know this beast of a dildo.
Now while reviewing this stunning piece of silicone cock, I had a trip into hospital. That meant that sub'r' got first dibs on The Barbarian, and to my surprise, she opted for the large (good girl).
"The first and most amazing features of The Barbarian is its surface textures. They feel sublime when you thrust it in and out. The raised muscles and the snakeskin surface really do work well together creating a myriad of sensations that really get me going."Joanne
Now the good news (for me) is that I am back on form and that meant I was also able to enjoy, and I really do mean enjoy, this silicone dildo.
So, grab a drink, sit back and get comfortable as I tell you all about The Barbarian from John Thomas Toys.
After spending a week having erotic dreams of my first experience, I decided that I needed more. I had kept the phone numbers of the two studs that I had played with and decided to give them both a call.
I was very nervous about meeting them again. So I suggested we meet for drinks and a chat, after all, I did not want to either lead them on or put myself in a difficult situation.
We agreed to meet in a local hotel bar, that evening. Now, of course, the next challenge was what to wear. Going through the small selection of clothes I had brought with me, I selected my favourite black lace bra and g string set. I paired it with a gorgeous red silk dress; it was skin tight and was short enough to just about cover my butt cheeks. Then came the black lace top stockings and red heels. I wanted to impress and turn heads, and I think that this will do the trick.
Even though I had dressed to impress, I was still very nervous and ended up at the bar 20 minutes early. I did gain some confidence when I saw how many pairs of eyes followed me across the room, and the barman was waiting for my order as soon as I reached him. I was sat at the bar, enjoying my drink for just a few minutes before I saw the two men I was meeting enter the bar. I watched them look around the room for me, then their eyes lit up, and a very enticing smile graced both their faces.
As they approached, I decided that I was going to enjoy my evening, and gave them both a sultry kiss, while running my hands down their back to grip their bottoms. Clasping both their hands, I proceeded to lead them to an empty booth in the corner.
Well, I thought it was high time to give an update on my 3D printer enclosure at my office. Having just spent a week in hospital (long story) I am well behind where I would like to be in the build, but basically, it is all operational.
If you missed the first post in this series you can read it here - 3D Printer Enclosure.
I am waiting on the doors coming from a supplier that is cutting them to size for me (I pray that I measured them correctly).
I have magnetic reed switched to use on the doors so that if you open the main enclosure doors (either side), it will switch the LED lighting on to 100% white light so I can see what I am doing. Closing the doors resets the lights back to what they were doing before the door was opened.
The LED lighting is fitted, with a 72 RGB LED strip in the top shelf area and also one in the main enclosure, and they look incredible when the printer enclosure is powered up.
I can select different lighting colours or have it slowly cycling through the entire colour spectrum. It even has some cool modes called breath and heartbeat. I will post a video of those when the doors arrive.
I love it when I get an email from John Thomas Toys asking if they can send me something else. I mean, come on why would I say no.
With their extensive range of body-safe silicone dildos and plugs, I am always breathless with anticipation as I wait to see what awaits my pussy and ass.
"With all these raised areas, the amount of stimulation is fantastic and very well received. Hand play with this dildo has me getting sooo wet, get it on a machine, and I am gushing."Joanne
This time they sent me The Predator ;-) and I couldn't be more delighted.
I love my sex toys to have lots of texture on them, and The Predator definitely ticks that box, so let me tell you all about it.
Recently, as a result of a conversation with a Dutch Fetlifer, I started to wonder how many penis owners who stim use additional stimulation during their sessions.
I often incorporate vibrator play in my sessions and naturally assumed that lots of penis owners do too. But having looked around popular places for discussing e-stim like SmartStim and SocialStim, it appears I may be mistaken in that assumption.
That got me thinking as to why that would be?
It also got me curious as to just how good combining e-stim play with vibrations would feel on a hard (or indeed soft) cock.
I was recently approached by The Happy Willy Company, who asked if I would like to review something from their extensive range of products.
I had a look through, and I found this intriguing-looking vibrator that definitely piqued my curiosity. The Fifty Shades Freed Lavish Attention vibrator with its curved profile really got me curious as to how that would feel in use.
"I did notice that the vibrations are felt more intensely on the clit stim than the g-spot bulb. But to be honest, I prefer this as I enjoy the vibrations this way around more than the other"Joanne
So after letting them know which product I would like to try, I settled back to wait for its arrival.
I always love receiving something new to review in the post. So it goes without saying I was only too happy when I received some more dildos from John Thomas Toys.
For anyone who doesn't know about John Thomas Toys (where have you been hiding), they produce some fantastic dildos and plugs. The best bit is that they only use body-safe silicone for their toys which is fantastic.
"My favourite feature of this John Thomas Toys Dildo is definitely the veins. There are not lots of smaller ones, but several large pronounced veins that run down and across the shaft. With the medium firmness, these veins are reasonably rigid, with just enough squish to make them comfortable in use. The veins feel incredible against my tight walls."Joanne
So, after grabbing a big bottle of lube, it was time to evaluate these ones to tell you all about them.
So, turn down the lights, put on some eerie music and let me tell you all about the Boogeyman Dildo.
I have been looking forward to doing this review since Stunt Cock and I, went to Euro-Fame last year. That's where I first laid eyes on these sleek black electro-vibes.
"One of the first things I love about my Tickling Truman is how full he makes me feel. I love nothing more than the feeling of the girth of a toy forcing me open. Once deep inside my vagina, I love that it rubs against my G spot at the same time as vibrating, which always gets me off."sub'r'
So, I was over the moon when Joanne asked me to review the Ticking Truman for you, so here is what I thought of it, I hope you enjoy.
Here is something for the prostate owners out there who love their e-stim play and want to target their prostate more effectively.
Now I know that most prostate owners use butt plug style electrodes to target their prostates, and that makes total sense.
This (in theory) will allow you to send the electrical pulses from your e-stim control box through your prostate and along your Dorsal nerves to stimulate both the glans of a penis and the prostate itself - perfect.
I was approached by John Thomas Toys to see if I would like to review their Pervy Patrick Dildo. Well, who am I to decline to review a sex toy, especially a silicone dildo with such a fun name?
I have to admit to really enjoying the John Thomas Toys dildos that I have reviewed so far with the help of my lovely submissive.
"One thing that I really like about the Pervy Patrick is the glans and its coronal ridge. The way the foreskin is retracted makes it almost look like a double coronal ridge, and this feels incredible against my g-spot."Joanne
They are all imaginative designs with some really nice features, and I looked forward to seeing if this one would live up to its predecessors.
So read on to find out what we thought of the Pervy Patrick dildo.
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