Joanne's Sex Machine Reviews, honest estim & sex toy reviews

Joanne's Sex Machine and Sex Toy Reviews

Welcome to my site, I hope that you enjoy my reviews and articles. I have a fascination with sex toys and in particular sex and fucking machines, e-stim and BDSM. Basically I like it the kinkier the better.

I have a lot of fun doing what I do and I hope it shows in my reviews and articles. I am joined by two friends, my Stunt Cock and sub'r' who assist me with some reviews or where I need a second opinion. I can always rely on them for a good time and honest advice.

I love hearing from my readers so please don't be shy, post a comment or get in touch. It is always nice to get feedback about my site, reviews and articles.

Joanne xxx

January 24, 2020

E-Stim

New E-stim Remote From E-Stim Systems

2020 sees a new year and a new E-Stim Control Box from E-Stim Systems and it's a cracker Imagine my surprise when just before Christmas the doorbell rang, and I accepted a surprise package from E-Stim Systems - woohoo! They had sent me one of their brand new control boxes, the brand new E-Stim Remote to review, and I was so excited. It appears Santa must…

January 22, 2020

Vibrators

We-Vibe Moxie Wearable Vibrator

A wearable panty vibe from We-Vibe that has lots of great features I love reviewing new toys and was thrilled when we were given a We-Vibe Moxie vibrator at Erofame. We were asked to try it and review it, and of course, that is what we enjoy doing. "When out I would either turn it down or pause the vibrations when someone stood close by, although once or…

January 16, 2020

Blog

2020, A New Year A New Plan

This year is going to be a hoot I have been doing what I do (generally stuffing things inside myself and then telling the internet how good it felt) for five years now. I have had a blast, and my site has grown and grown continually and bears no resemblance to what I first created all those years ago. There are now three of us regularly reviewing sex toys,…

Uberlube Good To Go Travel Sized Silicone Lubricant 15ml Silver Review

Jan 13, 2020 Lube Reviews

Uberlube, lasts for ages and lives up to its name, it is ubertastic While visiting Erofame in Hannover, Germany last year we were lucky enough to be handed some Uberlube to review. We were given some samples along with a Good-To-Go Traveller Kit together with…

Butt Plugs The Pleasure Of A Full Bum

Jan 13, 2020 Blog

Why are butt plugs so much fun? Love them or hate them butt plugs are a thing, and they are here to stay. Who knows how long the human race has enjoyed the delight of filling and teasing their anus's with plugs of some sort? I can imagine Cleopatra enjoying a…

Dreamlove Ritual Shushu Clitoral Suction Vibrator Review

Jan 07, 2020 Vibrators

This small clitoral suction vibrator packs a punch and looks so cute When I was approached by Dreamlove to review a new clitoral stimulator before it has even been released in the UK, I was thrilled. So, of course, I jumped at the chance. What is it? Well, it…

Bioskin™ Gcandy Sweet Raspberry Rabbit Vibrator Review

Jan 06, 2020 Vibrators

Another lovely vibe from Gvibe in London I always get super excited when Gvibe tell me they are sending me something in the post, and I was thrilled when I opened the box to find the new Gcandy. I have reviewed lots of vibrators and but plugs from Gvibe, and…

Clone-A-Pussy Plus+ Hot Pink Kit Review - Joanne's Sex Machine Reviews

Jan 02, 2020 Male Masturbators

Make a clone of your pussy and let someone enjoy using it I had so much fun cloning my pussy a couple of years ago with a Clone-A-Pussy Kit that I was sent to review. At the end of the process, I could gaze at my own foof in all its glory. I still use it as a…

How To Make A DIY Penis Vacuum Pump E-Stim Sounding Electrode

Jan 02, 2020 DIY E-Stim Equipment

Vacuum pumping combined with e-stim sounding, one hell of a kinky DIY project A post on smartstim about vacuum sounding got my interest, and I decided after reading some of the comments that I should document building such an electrode to help others make…

TOP 50: Best Sex Toy Review Blogs

Jan 01, 2020 Blog

Today, I learned that my blog has made it onto another top list With my disabilities, I have good days, and I have bad days. Today is an excellent day. Not only am I mobile, but I received a delightful e-mail this morning letting me know that my blog made…

The Anatomy Class - Erotic Fiction

Dec 27, 2019 Erotic Fiction

Kathy responded to an advert in a local paper that lead to an amazing day in hospital It was just like any other day. Kathy had got up early, then rushed around to get the kids ready for school. A trip to the supermarket followed the school run before getting…

HiSmith Pro Traveler KlicLok Sex Machine Review

Dec 26, 2019 Sex & Fucking Machines

This pint sized fucking machine delivered some fantastic orgasms As a lover of sex and fucking machines, I do like to keep myself abreast of developments in the market place where both are concerned. HiSmith is a dutch based company that I have long had my…