Joannes Reviews

No rest for the wicked

This week has been manic, with big changes afoot in the workshop and a new electrode seeing the light of day.

I previewed and launched the Lucifers Ladder this week, and already I have received some fantastic feedback about this tidy little penis play electrode.

It features not one or two conductive rubber cock loops but three. Why three, you might ask? Well, it gives the wearer the ability to use it in a triphase configuration or together with another electrode; my recommendation would be the tip of the Moaner.

The web slinger certainly knows how to stretch things nicely

I received a message from John Thomas Toys to ask if I would like to review their latest silicone stretcher.

As I can never say no to JTT, of course, I said yes. Although I did have second thoughts after I was told the name. I do not like creepy crawlies, so you may understand why I did hesitate when I found out its name - Spidey's Web.

"These bumps feel fantastic and can also be used to measure how far you manage to take the length of Spidey's Web. As I moved the stretcher around, the feel of them had me squirming and curling my toes quickly."

Joanne

Luckily I was assured no spiders were included, which put my mind at ease.

With that reassurance, I was happy for them to send the silicone stretcher set to me to review, and I just needed to wait for them to arrive.

This vibe has been a long time coming, I on the other hand didn't take long at all

A couple of years ago, Tabitha Rayne (the Ruby Glow Blush designer) approached me and several others for our opinions on a new vibrator that she was designing. She asked if she could send me a model of her concept for my input. I was thrilled at the idea and was more than happy to sign an NDA before I got to see what the product idea was.

After trying a pre-sale unit and finally the actual retail model, I can confirm that Tabitha had a fantastic idea. She has now created the great finished product. She brought it to the marketplace in collaboration with Rocks-off and it is now available for the public to buy.

"The lighter vibrations feel amazing against my G-spot. For me, the topping on the cake is the feel of the deep rumbly vibrations against my clit."

Joanne

When I was told she was sending me the finished product, I was so excited.

It has been amazing to see this product go from the initial concept to the final product. Both Tabitha and Rocks-off have done a fantastic job. So let me tell you all about the Ruby Glow Blush.

With "Rodney you plonker" ringing in my ears, I could hardly contain my excitement

John Thomas Toys approached me to ask if I would like to review their latest silicone stretcher. How could I possibly say no, I do love a challenge after all?

I will admit that when they told me the name was Rodney's Plonker, I did laugh. But then I had to wonder what it would look like as they weren't even listed in their store at the time.

"It was easy to slide the head inside but more of a challenge to take the entire width of the widening shaft. As I move further down the shaft, the width stretches me nicely."

Joanne

I was excited to see what they looked like and to get my hands (and other body parts) on them. John Thomas Toys have such a wide variety of designs I could not even guess what they would look like. As with all John Thomas Toys creations I knew one thign for sure - it was probably going to be larger than life.

So, with plenty of water-based lube ready on hand, I just needed to sit back and wait for Rodney's Plonker to arrive.

Sparking some lively debate

It's really good to see my electrode designs spark lively debate and discussions.

I have a lot of fun designing, testing, tweaking and then manufacturing my wares, and I believe that they offer value for money and, more importantly, performance.

What do I mean by performance? The proof of the pudding is in the eating, as they say, and I have enjoyed receiving feedback about my designs from people who actually use them and not just critiquing from afar.

It's never a grind using the Grind Ring

While attending the #BBB earlier in 2022, I watched Adam from Godemiche talk about the new Grind Ring and how fun it can be.

So you can imagine my excitement when they asked me if I would be interested in reviewing this novel and fun creation. Of course, I jumped at the chance, as you can imagine.

"I am now also a member of the "I've humped the sofa arm" club, and it was so much fun finding other ways to enjoy it."

Joanne

I was really looking forward to playing with this new product. I was invited to choose the textures that tickled my fancy (no pun intended), which was a hard decision with many interesting ones.

I did not have to wait long for their box of goodies to arrive. I nearly snatched it from the postie on delivery in my excitement, naughty Joanne.

A delightful little box of pleasure waiting to be explored

It's always a pleasure to review products from Liebe Seele, and this set really opened my eyes to just how good some BDSM kits can be.

Spoiler alert, I love it! It has so many pieces of equipment that you can get creative with it. I have enjoyed using the restraints, sensory depravation kit, impact play and even a potent micro wand vibrator.

"We have reviewed some other BDSM kits in the past, but none of them stands up to the quality and play options of this one."

Joanne

A kit like this is a great way to quickly build the foundation for a great BDSM kit bag, and it is an ideal gift for someone you care about.

So while the colour is a little unusual, it has really grown on me, and I love this set of deliciously fun equipment. So let me tell you all about it and why I think it is excellent value for money.

Discretion is the name of the game

I often get asked how I package orders when I send them out and if I use discreet packaging.

I can certainly understand anyone's apprehension when considering an order of adult products online. The worry about what the packaging will look like and how discreetly their order will be packaged is genuine and natural.

I also have the same concerns when shopping online, and I have that at the forefront of my mind when I pack and dispatch my products to customers, old and new.

Another superb product from Hot Octopuss

Hi, it's sub 'r' here with another review for Hot Octopuss; this time, I enjoyed the PleX With Flex. It's a remote-controlled butt plug, and I love my anal play and toys.

So, without going into too many sordid details, let's just say I have had a lot of fun reviewing this one for you.

"The deep vibrations felt amazing in my anus; I could orgasm with no other stimulus, which has led to lots of anal orgasms, which got more intense the more I came."

sub'r'

The PleX With Flex has been designed with no specific gender in mind, but it is [erfect for anyone looking to enjoy some prostate play. I will be reviewing it as a vagina owner who enjoys anal play. So please keep this in mind when reading this review.

So here's what I thought of it. I hope you enjoy my review and that is peeks your interest in this very nice anal toy.

A nice little silicone ball gag that is a droolers dream come true

Hi, it's sub 'r' here with another BDSM centric review. This one is of the Dark Secret Ball Gag from Liebe Seele.

A rather comfortable ball gag that luckily fitted my small bite very well indeed.

"I like the Dark Secret Ball Gag because I can keep biting down on the ball, making sure I can keep exercising my mouth, and this means I can wear it for longer periods - bonus."

sub'r'

I love everything to do with BDSM, so I was over the moon when Joanne asked me if I would review it for you. I really enjoy wearing a ball gag during play sessions, and so I really enjoyed reviewing this one.

So here is what I thought of this ball gag; I hope you enjoy it.