I have a lot of fun reviewing sex toys and adult related products and I hope that you enjoy my reviews and find them useful. It is always good to see someone's opinion of an item before you consider parting with your hard earned cash.
The Stinger from the Doc Johnson Kink Range is something that I have had my eyes on for a while. Having seen it and similar electro play wands used in porn films, I really wanted to put one to the test.
So you can understand how delighted I was when Betty's Toy Box asked if I wanted to review one for them. Yes, I was finally going to get my hands on a cattle prod for humans - woohoo!
"One of the things I really love about The Stinger is the bright flash and loud crack you get when it discharges on someone skin. That alone is enough to have the receiver jumping, and that's without the sting."Joanne
My submissive, the delightful sub'r' on the other hand, was decidedly not too keen on my reviewing one. This, was of course, because she would be the one on the receiving end of it - for science (honest).
So we awaited its arrival. I couldn't wait, and sub'r' says she could have done with waiting for longer, LOL. So, let me tell you all about The Stinger from Doc Johnson.
I am delighted to share a design for a shield cup created by the very talented Ted.io.us over on my E-Stim Discord Channel.
What is the ESSC or E-Stim Shield Cup? I am glad you asked; it is a 3D printable cup designed to cover and protect a penis and its attached electrodes while stimming.
It can be worn under clothing to conceal what you are doing. To be honest, it looks impressive in use, as you can see from the picture kindly shared by Ted.io.us.
I am always keen to try out new BDSM products. I was delighted when Passion Craft Store (PCS) over in Ukraine got in touch with me to ask if I fancied reviewing any of their hand made creations.
"I found that sub'r' got incredibly aroused during our rope play sessions; she adored the added friction and the sensory nature of the rope against her skin."Joanne
Obviously, I jumped at the chance, and with my delightful submissive at my side, we had a look through the PCS website to see what was on offer.
Settling on three items, PCS agreed to send them to us to review. This review is of their Jute BDSM Shibari Bondage Rope. So let me tell you all about it and PCS.
I have always wanted to own a spanking bench, and my dream has finally come true. In the past, I have been fortunate to have been able to review some fantastic dungeon equipment like the BDSM Pillory Set and also the Goo plate from Lodebrock.
But while they are excellent tools for some very kinky bondage scenes, you can't bind someone over them for spanking play. That is what I enjoy; for me, impact play is a way for me to let my Dominant side free, and of course, my lovely submissive, the delightful sub'r', is only too happy to indulge me in that respect.
I was delighted when Betty's Toy Box got in touch, asking me if I would be interested in reviewing some of their products.
I jumped at the chance, of course, as I have had my eyes on Betty's Toy Box for years now but never expected them to get in touch as they have their headquarters in Canada (but they ship globally from their warehouses in the USA).
"A collar means different things to different folk. My submissive, the delightful sub'r' loves wearing a collar as for her, it re-enforces her submissive role. Just wearing it is a constant reminder of her place. Wearing a collar is also a huge turn-on for her, and she does look good in one if I do say so myself"Joanne
As a female-founded store, I love that they focus on sex positivity and body-safe materials, both subjects close to my heart.
They told me that they would be sending me some BDSM related products, and I knew I would have a lot of fun with my submissive, the delightful sub'r' when they arrived. So let me tell you all about the first product: the Saffron Collar and Leash Set by Sportsheets.
John Thomas Toys asked if they could send me another dildo to review. I do love their toys, and I like working with the company as well. With that in mind, of course, I said yes please.
It definitely helped when they said the name was Godzillaz. I was hoping that they would be nice enough to let me review this dildo as it looks incredible.
"On pushing more of Godzillaz inside, I feel the shaft widening's girth, filling me up nicely. The spikes and the frills were adding different sensations to the dildo. John Thomas Toys really have designed a great dildo."Joanne
The main question was, would it be as good as it looks. I mean, just look at the pics of Godzillaz; that is some eye-watering well-defined texture there. I do like the little comment on the product page on John Thomas Toys website:
"Godzillaz is a real creature feature from the Jurassic age. Boasting spikes, a curved scaled shaft that has lizard like fans, this dong truly is out of this world!"
So let me tell you all about my encounter with Godzillaz.
John Thomas Toys were very concerned that I may get bored while still in lockdown and offered to send me two new dildos. This one, the Colon Snake and their Diablo's Finger Silcione Dildo.
Ok, so now I may need to get a much bigger storage area to hold them all, but I can never seem to say no.
"I have used it several times now, this is one of those sex toys that feels amazing to insert, and the feeling of fulness is hard to describe but highly arousing."Joanne
I will admit that when John Thomas Toys said they were sending me Colon Snake, I had no idea what to expect. They had not added them to their website before I did my unboxing video. So I was stunned by what I pulled out of the box.
John Thomas Toys produce high-quality dildos of all shapes and sizes. Their designs are always unique and a heck of a lot of fun to review. Although I don't think I'll ever be able to take on the XL size of any of their range as the girth on them is incredible.
I haven't gone public about the current situation that I find myself in up until now, as I tend to keep my private life separate from my online presence. But the situation my family now faces means that it may have wide-ranging effects, so I think it is time to let you know what is going on.
Well, things are pretty messed up around here at the moment because of Covid and a bereavement in the family.
Last week my Stunt Cock's father died after a long battle with cancer. It was something we were expecting I suppose, but he went downhill rapidly, catching us all off guard.
Now the problem is that he was an ex-pat living with my mother-in-law over in Bulgaria. Obviously, in this time of Covid lockdowns and limited international travel, that has proven to be a nightmare.
Hi, it's sub 'r' here again with another review of a So Divine sex toy. This time it's the Self Love Clitoral Suction Stimulator from their #SelfLove range.
Joanne decided that she would review the rabbit vibrator from this collection. I was going to get the suction stimulator - Woohoo!
"I tried to make myself last for as long as possible. When my orgasm came, it washed over me again and again. If you have problems cumming through your clit alone, then this may be a great toy to try. It is very intense and the sensations produced are not like those from a regular vibrator"sub 'r'
The suction stimulator is part of So Divine's new Self Love range, and with us being back in lockdown, I've had lots of time to get to know this well-proportioned sex toy.
So let me tell you all about it. I hope you enjoy this review.
As soon as I was set up in my new office, John Thomas Toys asked if they could send me some more dildos to review.
I am not going to say no to a chance at getting my hands on some new dildos to review.
"As I expected, I felt every single ridge and bump along my sensitive walls. If you get the angle and dildo size right, you can even rub the claw against your g-spot."Joanne
I am given the name but have no idea what they look like until they arrive. This is because they often come before John Thomas Toys have put them on their own website. Luckily It was easy to guess which was which when I did the unpacking video.
I was excited to try out my new studio for both videos and photos. It also helped to identify a few things that needed rethinking.
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