Joannes Reviews

Letting the sparkzz fly in the Midlands

Stunt Cock here, and I wanted to take a little bit of time to tell everyone about one of my favourite kink events here in the UK Midlands.

Sparkzz is the only dedicated electroplay event in the UK that I know of, and I take the lovely sub'r' along every month for some kinky zappery fun.

Joanne cannot come along as the venue, which is the incredible Xstasia swingers club in West Bromwich, has too many stairs for her. That means I have the enviable task of taking sub'r' and thoroughly enjoying her squeals of delight as she is pleasured with our Violet Wand and, of course, some of our e-stim kit.

Nimble Stroker, a serious contender for the milker crown

(I am not in any way associated with the creators of the Nimble Stroker, nor did I receive any reimbursement for this review)

Also, I have not tried the Tremblr or Venus 2000, so I cannot directly compare how it feels, but I am aware of the features they do and don't support.

"The sensations are some of the strongest of any of the toys that I own, yet the amount of sensations and customization possible with the controller make it feel like 10 toys in one."

Skier

So, about a year ago, I was looking into getting a suction-based stroker device.

I was initially looking at the Venus 2000 and the Tremblr, and I was about to go ahead and order the Tremblr when I had heard about the Nimble Stroker.

Another lovingly crafted BDSM equipment set from Liebe Seele

Last year I was fortunate to have been able to review some of the fantastic offerings from Liebe Seele in Japan.

I love their range of bondage equipment, and so you can just imagine how excited I was when they got in touch again to ask if I would review some more kits for them.

"What flicks my switch the most is having the padlock fitted to the back of the collar. Knowing that it is locked in place has a huge psychological impact on me, and it gets me into a very submissive mindset, ready to serve."

sun'r'

I was over the moon and beside myself with excitement as the Wine Red Collar we reviewed was my all-time favourite collar, up until now.

We were sent five items to review, and this is the first of those reviews. I am starting with the new Deluxe Curved Collar from the Wine Red Collection.

Another fantastic dildo perfect for my twisted mind

John Thomas Toys got in touch with me to see if I fancied reviewing their latest offering of silicone dildos. As usual, I just couldn't say no.

So a few days later, I received a large, heavy box with no indication on the outside of the box as to its contents. I knew without even opening it that it was from John Thomas Toys. This was simply due to the shape, size and weight.

"I could feel each sucker rubbing the walls of my pussy, creating mesmerising feelings. The suckers grow in size as you move down the shaft, and I found myself wanting more and more."

Joanne

On opening the box, I was pleasantly surprised by the latest twisted design. I was looking forward to having fun reviewing them.

I have really had a lot of time to get to know this beast of a dildo due to several problems delaying this review. But I am happy to say those are sorted now (thank you for being so understanding, JTT). So here are my thoughts on the Twisted Tentacle Dildo.

Thank you competition for the community that has been so good to me

I have decided to run an e-stim competition for followers on social media, the members of my Discord server and anyone else who enjoys e-stim. It's an excellent way for me to give back to the community that has been so good to me over the years.

As I design and make a range of electrodes, it would be remiss of me not to offer some of the most popular ones as prizes. But, that's not all, as I also now sell electrodes and control boxes from one of the UK's biggest e-stim manufacturers, E-Stim Systems; I will be offering up an ElectroPebble control box kit as a prize as well.

The winner will get the choice of either an ElectroPebble XPE or an ElectroPebble XPF kit worth £209.

It's Hamma time....

I was delighted to see a new sex toy being shown around #BBB as I was trading there. I was doubly delighted when I was asked if I wanted to review one and jumped at the chance.

The Love Hamma is quirky to say the least, and we love quirky sex toys. Why settle for the mundane when you can enjoys ex toys that put a smile on your face and are just fun.

"The Love Hamma is a vibrator for anyone who likes to keep things kinky and different, why settle for vanilla when you can make your pussy a veritable work zone. Grab the Love Hamma and get busy."

sub'r'

So, I decided that as this Love Hamma is pink and that is sub'r's favourite colour, she shoudl "take on for the team" and so I let her take it home to review. After using every available opportunity to get to know it, here are her thoughts on it.

Hi, it's sub'r' here with another review for Joanne, this time it's the Love Hamma. I love my quirky toys, so I was over the moon when Joanne asked me to review it for you. So here's what I thought; I hope you enjoy it.

If you want to impress, then give the gift give a hands free orgasm to someone for Christmas

This year don't give the gift of socks, woolly hats or terrible jumpers. Gift the gift of an orgasm. A fantastic way to do that is to introduce someone to the beautiful world of hands-free e-stim orgasms.

Now a mainstream activity, electrosex is a fantastic way for any gender to masturbate discreetly and hands-free. It uses tiny electrical currents that are passed through the nerves in our genitals to stimulate the senses directly. Your brain interprets the sensations as pleasure and then boom, say hello to a kinky electron driven orgasm.

Whether you are an ardent e-stim enthusiast or someone completely new to this activity, there is always something new to explore. If you are new then maybe the whole concept of e-stim is confusing you, and you are not sure what equipment you need. This article should come in handy; I will be referencing other guides on things like safety and electrode positions where required.

This article is going to concentrate on two UK companies E-Stim Systems and Electrastim as I have a lot of experience with their equipment. But I will also reference some other companies such as MyStim as they also produce some fantastic gear, but I haven't got much personal experience of their kit (yet).

Tentacle dildos are so much fun, this one takes things to extremes

It's been a while since John Thomas Toys last contacted me about sending me anything to review. So I was excited when they asked if they could send me a new design they have come up with.

All I was told in advance was that the name was Kraken's Tentacle. The title gave me a rough idea of what it may look like, though, but it was still a surprise when I took them out of the box. Stunt Cock laughed when I told him its name, he said I have a lot in common with the Kraken. When I asked him what he meant, he just laughed and said we have both swallowed a lot of "seamen". He got a good jab to his ribs for that one.

"By angling the tentacle just right, I could enjoy the feel of running the suckers over my clit on every movement of the tentacle. By adding a slight twist, I found it gave some fantastic sensations."

Joanne

The box when it arrived was hefty, and upon opening it, I could see why. John Thomas Toys always send me all four sizes to review; this time was no different.

A Kraken is a giant octopus type creature and the size of its tentacles needed to match its legendary reputation. These tentacles definitely do not disappoint in that regards.

Good things do indeed come in small packages

It isn't often that a new e-stim control box is released, and it is even rarer to see one aimed squarely at newbies to stimming.

So as you can imagine, I watched the launch of the new Electrastim KIX with great interest. I am constantly asked for recommendations for control boxes, especially from people new to stimming, so it certainly caught my eye.

"My favourite mode without a doubt is 'Ramp & Clench'. I love how the output steadily rises, and then you get the tap, tap of pulses just as it is getting intense. That is a mode I really enjoy, and it will get me off reliably."

Joanne

With its simple controls, small form and interesting feature set, I wanted to get my hands on one to see how good it was.

Electrastim kindly sent me one to review in exchange for an honest review of its performance, so I am going into this review with beginners use in mind.

So let me tell you all about the KIX; maybe it's just the sort of thing you are looking for as you dip your toes into the wonderful world of e-stim pleasure. At only £69 it certainly is attractively priced.

My first time running a stall at a fetish market

Well, after two months of planning, one visit to check out the lay of the land and lots of stressful nights of planning, I have popped my cherry. My fetish market cherry, that is, of course.

For those who haven't heard of the Birmingham Bizarre Bazaar (BBB) is a fetish market held on the third Sunday of the month in the Nightingale Club in Birmingham's Gay Village. With three floors of traders and the famous BBB Afterparty, a fetish and BDSM play event that takes place straight after the market closes.

With over 30 traders attending the BBB, it gets busy, bustling in fact, and so the thought of setting up my stall there was terrifying.