Joanne's Sex Machine Reviews, honest estim & sex toy reviews

Joanne's Sex Machine and Sex Toy Reviews

Welcome to my site, I hope that you enjoy my reviews and articles. I have a fascination with sex toys and in particular sex and fucking machines, e-stim and BDSM. Basically I like it the kinkier the better.

I have a lot of fun doing what I do and I hope it shows in my reviews and articles. I am joined by two friends, my Stunt Cock and sub'r' who assist me with some reviews or where I need a second opinion. I can always rely on them for a good time and honest advice.

I love hearing from my readers so please don't be shy, post a comment or get in touch. It is always nice to get feedback about my site, reviews and articles.

Joanne xxx

November 05, 2019

Dildos

Hankeys Toys XS Dragon Silicone Dildo Review

A texture lovers fantasy dildo wet dream I love Hankey's Toys silicone dildos, they are famous for being incredibly detailed and also larger than life. Fantastic for size queens or anyone wanting to stretch and train for huge dildos. Recently they brought out their XS range of nine of their most popular dildos, shrunk down to more modest proportions. That…

November 01, 2019

Vibrators

Ann Summers - Moregasm+ Boost Rampant Rabbit Review

A powerful body-safe rabbit vibe from the home of the rampant rabbit Stimulate your pussy and clit with the Moregasm+ Boost Rampant Rabbit from Ann Summers. I love it when I get asked to review rabbit vibrators, and so I jumped at the chance to review this one when Ann Summers asked. Vibrators like this do get my juices flowing, as I love to feel the…

October 29, 2019

Vibrators

Gvibe Mini Gold 24kt Vibrator Review

The Gmini Gold looks amazing and has the performance to match its looks I am so excited to be revealing this review to the world. You see, I have never seen a gold plated vibrator before in my life, so I was blown away by this one. So before I get all giddy, let me fill you in on the background to reviewing this sex toy. In ealry October, I sent my partner…

October 27, 2019

Blog

Ten Safety Tips For E-stim And Electrosex

Stay alive, don't fry your tackle and enjoy hands-free orgasms E-stim or Electrosex involves putting electrical current through your sex organs - eeek! Doing so may be something that intruiges you but also worries you a little. You may be curious about just how safe this activity is and how you can introduce electricity into your sex play safely. So, as we…

October 22, 2019

Dildos

Mr Hankeys Toys BFG Xtra-Small Fantasy Silicone Dildo Review

The BFG fantasy silicone dildo from Mr Hankey teases and pleases I love dildos that have lots of textures, and so does sub'r'. We both relish the delightful sensations that they generate as you thrust them in and out of any waiting orifice. We were both delighted when Mr Hankey sent us something from the new Xtra-Small Series. It was the BFG which is a…

October 18, 2019

Blog

Chasing an E-stim Hands-Free Orgasm

If the thought of enjoying a hands-free orgasm piques your interest, then read on Since being introduced to Electrosex or E-stim by Mick from E-Stim Systems four years ago, I have relished the hands-free orgasms that it can deliver. I started off using the humble Series 1 control box from E-stim Systems, and while it is no longer in production, I still use…

Ann Summers Whisper Rabbit Vibrator Review

Oct 15, 2019 Vibrators

Another fun rabbit vibe from Ann Summers I am such a lucky reviewer. Ann Summers sent me two of their latest vibrators to review, and this is the second one. I also had a lot of fun reviewing their Whisper Bullet Vibrator, which has just been released as…

Ann Summers Whisper Bullet Vibrator Review

Oct 14, 2019 Vibrators

A delightful little bullet vibe that packs a punch I was delighted when Ann Summers sent me one of their newest vibrators to review before its launch. It is so lovely to be one of the first people to try out a new toy. They sent me two vibrators to review,…

Erofame 2019 - Day 2 Pounding The Boards And Making New Friends

Oct 10, 2019 Blog

Erofame is Europe's biggest adult trade show and we are bang in the middle of it After a lovely evening and a good nights sleep, it was on to day 2 of Erofame over in Hannover in Germany. Our first day saw us visiting companies that we love and have worked…

Erofame 2019 - Day 1 Checking In With Old Friends

Oct 09, 2019 Blog

Erofame is Europe's biggest adult trade show and we are in the middle of it After a hearty breakfast Stunt Cock and sub'r' set off on the short journey (over the road) from their hotel to Erofame. But before I tell you all about this fantastic show let me…

ElectroWhisker Monopole Estim Electrode From E-Stim Systems

Oct 06, 2019 E-Stim

Super sexy tingly skin play fun with this fun electrode Now it is no secret that I adore my electrostimulation play. Since being introduced to it four years ago, I have learnt so much about this kinky way of achieving hands-free orgasms. I have reviewed…

Rhea Silicone Dildo From Ylva And Dite

Oct 01, 2019 Dildos

A dildo with sublime texture and changes in girth that feels amazing Woohoo! I have found another fantastic purveyor of silicone pleasure stick (dildos) that produces some fabulous creations. I have been fortunate to have been able to recently run a…

Best Sex and Fucking Machines In My Opinion

Sep 30, 2019 Guest Posts

Check out these fantastic sex machines Guest Post Amy Amy started out webcam modeling and now tries to give something back to the community. She writes guides and educational articles on her own site and others.

Deviant Designs - Kink Personified

Sep 29, 2019 Blog

Deviant Designs focusses on kink and BDSM related projects that are amazing I have been following a fabulous twitter account for what seems like ages, and I wanted to share some information about the fantastic Deviant Designs. Now anyone who reads my blog…

Sinful Sunday Week 442

Sep 29, 2019 Sinful Sunday

Week 442 and this week's pic features outdoor nudity It's all about the picture, and this one features a naughty image of my submisive naked in a carpark in the middle of the day. Her pierced nipples looked so good that I couldn't resist clamping one of them…

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