Joannes Reviews

Pervy Patrick is a dildo with some character

I was approached by John Thomas Toys to see if I would like to review their Pervy Patrick Dildo. Well, who am I to decline to review a sex toy, especially a silicone dildo with such a fun name?

I have to admit to really enjoying the John Thomas Toys dildos that I have reviewed so far with the help of my lovely submissive.

"One thing that I really like about the Pervy Patrick is the glans and its coronal ridge. The way the foreskin is retracted makes it almost look like a double coronal ridge, and this feels incredible against my g-spot."

Joanne

They are all imaginative designs with some really nice features, and I looked forward to seeing if this one would live up to its predecessors.

So read on to find out what we thought of the Pervy Patrick dildo.

Show your true colours with these funky face masks

This is not my usual subject material for reviews, but I love these masks so much I had to do a review of them to help raise awareness of them. In this day and age, it pays to take your safety and that of others into your own hands.

As everyone will be well aware, 2020 has been a real "shit-show" so far, with the Coronavirus pandemic running free reign around the globe, we are all living in very worrying times.

"I think that I made a "Squeeeee" sound when I opened up the package and looked at each mask in turn. I cannot stress how happy I am with them, they not only look great, but they are very comfortable to wear too."

Joanne

One thing can be counted on though and that is the ineptitude of governments, coupled with the indignant and often herd mentality of some people. No doubt you can all remember the great loo roll shortage of 2020 with the stampedes to the toilet roll aisle in supermarkets. What was everyone thinking?

But I digress, we should all be taking precautions to keep ourselves and others safer in these worrying times. By simple measures like washing our hands more often, cleaning down surfaces and not touching our faces.

That last point brings me on to the subject of face masks. While some people argue about their effectiveness; you can't argue that they don't help to prevent you from touching around your mouth and nose inadvertently.

The Sampson is a dildo with a kinky twist

Hi, sub 'r' here again with another review, this time I am reviewing the fantastic Sampson Dildo from John Thomas Toys.

I have been really enjoying reviewing some of the dildos that John Thomas Toys has to offer recently.

"I love how full Sampson makes me feel so full, this is what I enjoy the most about big chunky toys. Sampson makes me feel very stretched open, a feeling that I adore. That stretching feeling really turns me on."

sub 'r'

I was over the moon when Joanne asked me to review the Sampson for you all. I love dildos that have lots of girth and trust me Sampson has lots of that together with some fantastic features too.

This review is going to be of the medium Sampson as this is the size that best suits needs. So here's what I thought of it. I hope you enjoy my review xx.

I want to make some things out of ABS and so I need to up my game a bit

I am a sucker for a project (or two). I love tweaking my 3D printers to get the best possible quality I can out of them, and I have learned so much through doing so.

My next printer project is going to be constructing an enclosure for two of them. This will tidy my office up somewhat, but also it will allow me to experiment with printing with some other materials.

I am going to be printing in PETG first, and then I will be experimenting with ABS as a material for my products. Both of these are more difficult to print than my usual PLA with ABS having the most challenges to overcome.

So read on to find out why and how I am going to tackle this project.

If estim cock play is your thing then I have designed something you may enjoy

Well, I have done it again. After a rather erotic dream about using e-stim on a bound and gagged submissive, where I was using a bipolar cock loop on it, I decided to sketch what I was using in the dream.

Now obviously this isn't a groundbreaking new design and other similar designs are available on the market. None of them can be printed and made yourself if you have access to a 3D printer.

Of course, I can step in and make one for you if you don't have access to a decent 3D printer.

This stainless steel toy blew me away

Hi, it's sub 'r' here again, and today I am going to be telling all about the fun wand from Njoy.

This is my first review of an Njoy product, and the Fun Wand has made me fall in love with the brand.

"Let's just say it was a good job I put a towel under myself as I'm a squirter at the best of times, but with the Fun Wand, I was ten times as bad lol."

Joanne

I was over the moon when Joanne asked me to review the Fun Wand for you.

So here is what I thought about it, I hope you enjoy.

Who doesn't like a good fingering? I love it and this is a very interesting vibe design

I must say that one of the great things about my job is that I get to try out some fascinating sex toys. When Bestvibe got in touch with me, asking if I would be interested in reviewing their G Spot Rabbit Vibe, I jumped at the chance.

This is a rabbit vibe, unlike any other I have tried, and I was curious as to just how it would feel. It has been designed to simulate being fingered deeply, and with three motors, it looked great on paper.

"The main shaft fills my vagina very nicely, and with the girth being a little chunky, it gives me that nice full feeling I love to get from a toy. The main shaft of the G Spot Rabbit has a fantastic textured end which feels excellent when it's rubbing against my G spot."

Joanne

I have to say thank you to the lovely sub'r' who also enjoyed it and gave me her valuable feedback on her thoughts about it too.

But, how would it perform in the field? Well in my pussy to be more precise, so read on to find out how I go on with it.

Week 482 and this week's pic is a little bit kinky

It's all about the picture of course and this week features my lovely submissive, the delightful sub'r' wearing a straight jacket, gas mask, ball gag and nipple clamps. She was enjoying some e-stim play at the time this pic was taken but I had to crop the pic as it gets a little bit naughty down below ;-)

Sunday is play day for us and as you can see, today is going rather well so far - enjoy.

"My mother was a trained nurse, and she'd tell me that patients would fight as they were administered anaesthetic, grappling to get the gas mask off their face."

Maeve Binchy

Please leave a comment on this post if you enjoyed the pic as it should be the kick up the bum I need to post more for the Sinful Sunday roundup.

Click on the pink lips below to see who else has been posting #SinfulSunday pics.

Three fantastic BDSM themed erotic fiction books from KinkyWriter

I was approached by Kinkywriter.com to see if I would like to review a few books. I certainly was not going to turn down an offer to read some kinky stories, so of course, I said yes, please.

I have decided to do a single review for all three books, so scroll down to find the book you are interested in if not all three.

The Books Are:

• A Collection of FemDom Perspectives
• Her New Cuckold
• Kim's Kinky Adventures

A new control box with some very good potential

I am delighted to be able to publish this guest review by Guayule-Nomisma from over on Fetlife and Twitter - Thank You.

He's a UK stimmer and recently purchased a Coyote E-Stim Control Box, and there has been quite a lot of chatter over on Fetlife about it.

"You can customise the wave patterns, using the touchscreen of your device, and timers can be set to call a halt to proceedings or turn the device on or off."

Guayule-Nomisma

He graciously wrote this review in the hope that it would benefit anyone considering buying one.

It sounds like his experience with it has been very positive and so without further ado, here is the review in Guayule-Nomisma's words.