Hot Octopuss JETT Guybrator™ Review

Hands free orgasms for the masses, penis owners rejoice I was so excited when Hot Octopuss brought a new guybrator™ to the market recently. I was even more so when they sent me one to review. Hot Octopuss produce fantastic sex toys, and I have reviewed the…
March 15, 2019 Joanne Summers

Joanne's Sex Machine and Sex Toy Reviews

Welcome to my siteWelcome to my site, I hope that you enjoy my reviews and articles. I have a fascination with sex toys and in particular sex and fucking machines, e-stim and BDSM. Basically I like it the kinkier the better.

I have a lot of fun doing what I do and I hope it shows in my reviews and articles. I am joined by two friends, my Stunt Cock and sub'r' who assist me with some reviews or where I need a second opinion. I can always rely on them for a good time and honest advice.

I love hearing from my readers so please don't be shy, post a comment or get in touch. It is always nice to get feedback about my site, reviews and articles.

Joanne xxx

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March 15, 2019

Hot Octopuss JETT Guybrator™ Review

Hands free orgasms for the masses, penis owners rejoice I was so excited when Hot Octopuss brought a new guybrator™ to the market recently. I was even more so when they sent me one to review. Hot Octopuss produce fantastic sex toys, and I have reviewed the rest of their range. The JETT with its two independent vibrators is like nothing I have seen before,…
March 14, 2019

Ruse D-Thang 6 Inch Realistic Silicone Dildo with Balls Review

The D-Thang is just perfect and so much fun to use I am starting to have a bit of a crush for Blush. I was delighted when they sent me a pink Ruse D-Thang silicone dildo to review. While visiting ETO this year I was also made to feel very welcome on their trade stand there. I was shown around their incredible range of sex toys and believe me some of them…
March 13, 2019

I Am Reviewing The Python Electro-Compression System

My Stunt Cock is going to be having lots of shockingly good fun After a very exciting visit to the ETO (Erotic Trade Only) Show in Coventry where we spent a good deal of time chatting to the lovely people form E-Stim Systems, we were given the opportunity to review the Python. The Python is their first electro-compression system for the testicles. It…

PVC Discipline Dress Review From Honour.co.uk

Mar 13, 2019 Other Reviews
A stunning short dress that oozes sex appeal It's always nice to be able to review some kinky fetish clothing, and we don't do enough of it in my opinion. So, it was a delight when Honour.co.uk got in touch asking if we would review their PVC Discipline Dress…

Shunga Exotic Intimate Massage Candles Review

Mar 07, 2019 Other Reviews
These massage candles deliver delightful scents and are great for intimate massages One of the brightest stands visited during the Joannes Reviews expedition to Erofame in Germany last year was the Shunga Stand. It blew my stunt cock and sub'r' away with its…

Flex Rechargeable G Spot Vibrator From Ann Summers

Mar 07, 2019 Vibrators
If you are looking for a tidy little g-spot vibe then this one may appeal to you I do love a good g-spot vibrator, I mean who wouldn't want to enjoy some strong vibrations aimed directly at that pleasure zone? When Ann Summers got in touch to ask if I would…

Pawsome ABDL Overalls From Onesies Downunder

Mar 06, 2019 ABDL Product Reviews
These overalls are lots of fun to wear and they are just so cute To say that we were excited when a package arrived from Onesies Downunder would be a considerable understatement. They are one of the premiere DDLG product vendors and their Onesies and Tusies…

I Am Reviewing The Tremor Sex Machine

Mar 04, 2019 Blog
I am really excited after using the Tremor I am so excited to be able to review the Tremor Sex Machine. This is a ride on vibrator in the style of the legendary Sybian and Motorbunny. It has some fantastic features, and it blows both the Sybian and the…

Sinful Sunday Week 412

Mar 03, 2019 Sinful Sunday
Week 412 and this week's pic is a double exposure It's all about the picture, and this one features a picture inspired by this weeks prompt - double exposures. This is a technique where a piece of film is exposed to a double scene recording both images. I use…
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