I have a lot of fun reviewing sex toys and adult related products and I hope that you enjoy my reviews and find them useful. It is always good to see someone's opinion of an item before you consider parting with your hard earned cash.
It's not often that I get to review anything designed purely for penis owners. So when The Handy got in touch with Joanne asking if we would review their masturbator for them, I was obviously over the moon when she agreed.
I put my hand up to enjoying masturbators; there is nothing wrong with the five knuckle shuffle, but getting to slide into something tight and wet is up there on another level of enjoyment.
"Its smooth action and its ability to be controlled by someone else or synced to videos mean this is a sex toy that won't end up gathering dust in your bedside drawer. Orgasms with it feel incredible, and I love fitting it and letting it do all the work - the perfect lazy wank."Stunt Cock
All too often, though, masturbators don't live up to the marketing hype, and I hoped that this wouldn't be the case with the Handy.
So I waited with bated breath for it to arrive, and then Joanne (the tease) wouldn't let me use it until she had taken the pics for the review. In her own words, "I need to do some pics first because you're going to make it sticky" LOL.
So now that I have most definitely "had the pleasure" of getting to know The Handy let me tell you all about this fantastic new masturbator that is going to dominate the market.
Another fantastic guest review from RubberStimmer, a long time stimmer and rubber fetishist. It builds on his last review of Serious Kit receivers suitable for both V2K and Tremblr e-stim play. You can read his first review here - Serious Kit Electro SPT And V2K Conversion Kit (Or Pimp My Tremblr).
So, it's over to RubberStimmer.
Serious Kit has a large range of SPT receivers for their iconic milker system, many of them with multi-stages. With clear sections to show what is going on and, more interestingly, bi-polar e-stim electrodes. Unfortunately for V2K and Tremblr owners, they require a Serious Kit milking system as there is no liner for the column system (you can read more about the differences and an introduction to SPT’s here).
Browsing through the options on the Serious Kit store, I spotted their push to fit second electrode designed to convert the basic Electro SPT that is typically used with either a monopole anal electrode or in triphase with a bipolar plug. One of the interesting things about using the milker receiver as a single-pole electrode is that as the power levels increase, you can lose the sensation of being milked and the perception of having a cock.
"There is an endless cycle of change from slide to sensation that allows you experience being taken to the edge of pleasure/pain and back again over and over."RubberStimmer
This seems counterintuitive, but the brain simply does not know how to process the sensations. By turning the Electro SPT into a bipolar electrode, the sensations are focused on the cock, and you get a more conventional perception of movement but more on this later.
I love it when we receive a package from John Thomas Toys. I know two things for sure when one tips up. Firstly it is going to be contain larger than life toys and they will be lots of fun.
Secondly, I know whatever is inside will be body-safe. Again we weren't disappointed, although we felt sorry for the posties back as this box weighs a bomb
"Mr Michelin has a look that you will no doubt recognise. I do not doubt that Mrs Michelin is one happy lady as he's very well proportioned with his recognisable rings that provide lots of intense stimulation."sub'r'
When Joanne did her unboxing video, I could almost hear myself getting wetter and wetter, so I asked if she wanted me to review this one.
I was delighted when she said yes, and so here is my review of this lovely silicone dildo from John Thomas Toys.
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