Joanne's Sex Machine and Sex Toy Reviews

Welcome to my siteWelcome to my site, I hope that you enjoy my reviews and articles. I have a fascination with sex toys and in particular sex and fucking machines, e-stim and BDSM. Basically I like it the kinkier the better.

I have a lot of fun doing what I do and I hope it shows in my reviews and articles. I am joined by two friends, my Stunt Cock and sub'r' who assist me with some reviews or where I need a second opinion. I can always rely on them for a good time and honest advice.

I love hearing from my readers so please don't be shy, post a comment or get in touch. It is always nice to get feedback about my site, reviews and articles.

Joanne xxx

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June 14, 2019
Blog

Win A Tantric Massage Starter Set Courtesy of Karma Tantric

Win A Tantric Massage Starter Set Courtesy of Karma Tantric If you enjoyed this fantastic article about Tantric Massage then you will love this competition that is being sponsored by Karma Tantric. Tantric massage agency in London, Karma Tantric, are giving away a fabulous tantric massage starter kit worth over $200! Try out your tantric massage skills at…
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June 12, 2019
Dildos

Uberrime Night King Fantasy Dildo Fire & Ice Colours

A fantastic fantasy dildo, have some Night King fun as winter is coming I'm so pleased to have been given the opportunity to review the Uberrime Night King Fantasy Dildo Fire & Ice edition. This ladies and gentlemen is a dildo that went beyond my expectations. From its stunning colours blending their way down its shaft to the deliciously rich textures, it…
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June 09, 2019
Lube Reviews

Jo H2O Candy Shop Butterscotch Lubricant

A lip-smacking delightfully flavoured lubricant to spice up your oral sex I always recommend that we should all be using lubes in our sex lives. But did you know you can also get delightfully flavoured lubes that can really enhance your oral sex too? System JO has produced a Candy Shop range of three flavoured lubes that smell and taste delightful. "While…
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June 07, 2019
E-Stim

Estim Remote System From E-stim Systems

Shockingly good fun from afar or close range Well, here I am sitting with a huge smile on my face. Well, actually it's more of a grimace ~~Bzzzzt~~ as I am wired up to the E-Stim Remote System ~~Bzzzzt~~ from E-stim Systems and my Stunt Cock has the remote control. ~~Bzzzzt~~, Ouch, ~~Bzzzzt~~, right that's it! I have taken the transmitter away from my now…
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June 05, 2019
Articles

This Secret Sex Trick Will Have Your Lover Begging You for More

You dream of a passionate love life, but a busy lifestyle and stress has other plans for you. If your sex life needs a little boost, there’s a secret sex trick that will leave you and your lover panting for more. Get steamy in the bedroom and introduce this tantra technique into your world. Tantric massage can be defined as the most sensual massage you’ll…
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May 30, 2019
Articles

Buying Sex Toys On A Budget

You can enjoy a body safe wank on a budget I don't need to preach to anyone about how times can be hard and even if you haven't got much spare cash we all need some excitement in our lives. By excitement, I mean the sexual kind (that's the best type anyway). You might think that body-safe sex toys are the realm of fantasy if you are on a budget. But, I am…
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Blush Temptasia Safety Scissors

May 30, 2019 BDSM Kit Reviews
Safety equipment is key to safe, sane and consensual play Anyone who enjoys rope play or restraints should consider the safety aspects with these kinky and fun activities. You need to be able to release a captive subject quickly and efficiently should the…
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Conductive Rubber Estim Electrodes

May 29, 2019 Blog
Conductive rubber is an often overlooked material for making cheap and highly effective e-stim electrodes It is its simplicity that makes it such a good choice for homemade DIY electrodes. Conductive rubber is actually conductive silicone, and graphite powder…
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The Realm Draken Dragon Dildo with Sword Handle Bundle

May 29, 2019 Dildos
A fantastic fantasy dildo and handle that is so much fun to use I love it when I receive a sex toy (in this case a rather fetching dildo) to review, and when I lay eyes upon it I swoon, as it takes my breath away. This ladies and gentlemen is what happened…
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Sparkzz At Xtasia Is A Fantastic Electroplay Event

May 27, 2019 Blog
If you want to experience electroplay then this event is perfect Well, Stunt Cock and sub'r' attended another fantastic Sparkzz event at Xtasia in the Midlands. It is an electro play event and is a fantastic event where you can experience both Violet Wand…
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The Grabbit Luxury Rabbit Vibrator From Gvibe

May 20, 2019 Vibrators
The Grabbit feels as good as it looks Gvibe is a UK based company who produce some fantastic vibrators and butt plugs. I have always had a great time reviewing their products and can highly recommend their Gplug Twist and Gbulb that I recently reviewed. So,…
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Wicked Jelle Water-Based Anal Lube

May 16, 2019 Lube Reviews
An incredibly thick anal lube that is also good for pussy play Lube is an often overlooked bedroom accessory that is extremely useful, even I dare say essential for brilliant sex. I was delighted when Latex, Leather & Lace sent us a bottle of Wicked Jelle…
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