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Electro Speculum Bipolar Electrode From E-stim Systems

The Electro Speculum takes kinky medical play to the next level

Some things in life make you ponder; they make you sit there, thinking for quite some time. The Electro Speculum from E-Stim Systems is one of those things.

Ever since I laid eyes on one for the first time, it both worried, frightened and intrigued me in equal proportions.

"The large surface areas of the electrode surfaces mean smooth sensations, it felt like pins and needles deep inside me in a pleasant way. I didn't get the ghost fucking sensation, but that was probably because of being held rigidly open by cold hard steel."

Joanne

I have never met another woman who doesn't say that they hate internal exams. I guess some (like me) put on a persona of hating them though. Secretly, I get a bit of a kick out of having someone see inside me — having them look, touch and tease my most intimate areas.

So, after lots of deliberation, I decided to buy myself one of these medical/e-stim cross over devices from E-Stim Systems to satisfy my kinky curiosity.

E-Stim Systems Micro Pad Monopole Electrodes

Using micro-pad electrodes means more power and flexibility

No doubt if you have had a look through my site you will notice that I rather enjoy e-stim or electrosex. In fact, I love it and relish experimenting and trying new things.

I love insertable bipolar electrodes, relishing the sensations that they can generate. But, I also enjoy using monopole self-adhesive pad electrodes as well. They are just so functional and flexible.

"I also used them on my perineum with the second pad just above my clitoris, and this was also fantastic. The smaller size meant I didn't need to use high power settings."

Joanne

I regularly use 2cm x 2cm pads, and they are so easy to use. My eyes were drawn to the E-Stim Systems Micro Monopole Electrode Pads when I last visited their site, so I bought a set to try.

You might wonder why I wanted to try smaller pads, and that is a good question which will be answered in this review. So, read on to find out why size does indeed matter.

E-Stim Systems Red Collection Large Flo Bipolar Electrode Review

The Flo is a delightful bipolar estim electrode that feels as good as it looks

I think I have found the Holy Grail of e-stim electrodes. If you have been reading the reviews on my site, it will be evident that I am a little spoilt for choice. When it comes to e-stim electrodes, I now have quite a collection.

I have a lovely collection of electrodes from several different manufacturers, including ones of my own design.

"On lower power levels it delivers delightful sensations, and as you turn the power dial up on your control box, the action really gets hotter with this ghost fucking effect coming in and driving me wild."

Joanne

When I reviewed the Bobble from the E-stim Systems Red Collection many moons ago, I fell in love with the Flo for its hourglass looks and mirror finish.

But, as with most peoples lives, I became busy with reviews and never got the chance to try on until now. I finally decided I had to experience the Flo and so I bought myself the large version of the Flo and I am happy that I did.

Let me fill you in on why I rate this electrode above all of the others in my collection. I am smitten by it, so let me tell you why that is.

Estim Remote System From E-stim Systems

Shockingly good fun from afar or close range

Well, here I am sitting with a huge smile on my face. Well, actually it's more of a grimace ~~Bzzzzt~~ as I am wired up to the E-Stim Remote System ~~Bzzzzt~~ from E-stim Systems and my Stunt Cock has the remote control.

~~Bzzzzt~~, Ouch, ~~Bzzzzt~~, right that's it! I have taken the transmitter away from my now sulky Stunt Cock as I can't concentrate while being shocked.

"It is utterly devious and oh so much fun. You have to really force yourself to stop jumping around and ride the pulses to keep still. Who knew torture could elicit so many swear words and laughter too."

Joanne

Now where was I, yes that's it. I am writing up my review of the E-Stim Remote System from E-stim Systems. It's a TV star in its own rights after being featured in numerous TV shows around the world delivering delightful and painfully entertaining zaps to contestants and stars alike.

This is an e-stim control box with a difference. Control takes on a whole new meaning when playing with this one. So let me tell you why it can be so much fun, or absolute torture depending on how you like to play.

Python™ Electro-Compression System For Balls From E-stim Systems

This electrode was far from the crushing blow I thought I was going to experience

Stunt CockStunt Cock here with another e-stim equipment review for Joanne and the lovely people at E-Stim Systems. This one was indeed different, in a good way I hasten to add.

While visiting the recent ETO (Erotic Trade Only) show this year we stopped by the E-Stim System stand, and Joanne got chatting to the lovely Caz. Well, let's just say they both stitched me up a kipper.

"The range of sensations that you can get form it is good, from light stimulation to deep, painful throbs, you get to control how it feels. I was pleasantly surprised at how much I enjoyed the sensation of having my balls crushed between the two plates."

Joanne

Now, Joanne is a kinky minx and has a very cheeky fun-loving side, and when she saw the Python on display, she couldn't help asking for one to review. Obviously, she lacks the meat and two vegs required to review it, and I was "Voluntold". I would be having my crown jewels crushed in the name of reviewing science.

Joanne was cackling like the wicked witch of the west when the Python arrived in the post, and she couldn't wait to strap me up and use it on me. So with trembling fingers, let me tell you all about the Python E-Stim Ball Crushing System.

E-Stim Connect From E-Stim Systems

Effortless remote e-stim sessions are now a thing

Anyone who reads my blogs posts and reviews will be well aware that I love e-stim fun, and so does my Stunt Cock and the lovely sub'r'. All three of us partake in the ever so enjoyable practice of electrostimulation.

It can be an incredible way to stimulate yourself or a partner and leads to many amazing hands-free orgasms for us.

Yes, electricity can be enjoyed in more ways than you probably thought possible. While it is fun to stim someone in person, often there comes a time when you are alone, or your partner is away from home, and you need your electron fix.

In the past, if you had a 2B, you could use the Commander software to connect remotely but to be honest while it was a lot of fun it could be a lot of faff to set up and use.

E-Stim Systems have been developing another way to use the 2B for remote stimulation, and they released it at #Erofame2018 to much praise and interest. So what is it and how easy is it to use? Read on to find out.

Black Collection Bi-Polar Estim Electrodes From E-Stim Systems

A new range of bi-polar insertable electrodes for size queens everywhere

It isn't often that I find myself incredibly excited when a favourite sex toy manufacturer brings out a new product. That was precisely what happened when I saw the Tweets from E-Stim Systems when they revealed their latest creation at Gear London in July 2018.

I was delighted when I found out that the new product launch was another insertable bi-polar electrode as this style of electrode is gender neutral which means anyone can enjoy one.

"I finally got it in, and it took my breath away. Its weight and girth feel amazing, and there is no doubt that you are very, very full with this one. I salute anyone who can take it anally."

Joanne

I was even more excited when Mick from E-Stim Systems got in touch to tell me that I had something on its way to me in the post.

Imagine my surprise then when a large and hefty box arrived. Upon opening it I was greeted by not one but the entire Black Collection range of electrodes to review. This last week has been a blur of electron-induced orgasmic pleasure. So let me give you my thoughts on the latest range from insertables from E-Stim Systems.

Silicone Noir Ovid Electro G-Spot Estim Dildo Review

Zapping my lady bits whilst quimsticking is my idea of heaven

I just love it when I receive a product to review that ticks all of my favourite boxes. E-stim fun, yes, dildo fun, yes, and body-safe materials, that's a definite yes.

The lovely people over at Electrastim sent me one of their Silicone Noir Ovid Electro G-Spot Dildos to review for free in exchange for a fair and honest review. I was delighted to have been asked to review this dildo for them. I have already reviewed a number of their products including the EM-60E estim control box, their Prestige Cock Rings, a Silicone Noir Butt plug and their Jack Socket.

In profile, you can see that it gently curves upwards and ends in a nice bulb which feels fantastic against my g-spot. There is also a ridge halfway down the top of it that gives added stimulation.

Joanne

Anyone who follows my antics on here will know that I adore dildos but even more than that I love electrosex in all of its forms.

This dildo combines the two, and it does so in style. So without further ado, here are my thoughts on the performance of this bi-polar e-stim electrode.

ElectraStim Silicone Noir Rocker Butt Plug Review

A silcicone butt plug with a shocking twist

I was delighted when the lovely Cara Sutra sent me this silicone e-stim butt plug to review for Bondara. It ticked all of my boxes, these being fun butt sex and of course e-stim action.

I was sent the Electrastim Rocker Medium to review in exchange for a fair and honest review.

It almost feels like a good rogering and I had no problems edging myself with the controls to the first of many orgasms with the Rocker.

Joanne

Anyone familiar with my blog and my review will know that I absolutely adore electrosex or e-stim. I have a large collection of control boxes and electrodes but this is my first silicone butt plug electrode. So I was curious to see how it would stand up to the metal ones in my collection.

So armed with an intense curiosity, a kinky streak a mile wide and lots of water-based lube it was on with the review.

Kinklab NeonWand Electrosex Violet Wand Kit Purple

Who knew that 40,000V could feel so good?

For those of you who are not new to my reviews, you will know of my love of e-stim or electrosex. I am often getting myself off using this niche kink. I find it an extremely pleasurable way to achieve a hands free orgasm and it leaves my hand's free to roam all over my body.

Usually, I use insertable bi-polar electrodes or adhesive pad style monopole electrodes. A Violet Wand was something new and scary to me.

I had seen one demonstrated at an event I once went to but I was too chicken to give it a go. I was fascinated by the glowing neon colours though and the sound of the electrical arc as it jumped from the wand to the user. The reason why I didn't give it a go is that it terrified me. There is something about actually seeing the electricity that gives it a whole new edge. Fast forward a year and my curiosity piqued, so I decided to bite the bullet and buy one to see how I got on with it.

Using it is a very visual as well as tactile delight, it's almost mesmerising

Joanne

A Violet Wand produces between 30,000V and 40,000V at the end of its electrode. That is enough for the electricity to jump a one centimetre gap onto your skin as a mini lightning bolt. Yes, you read that right you can get a 1cm spark with this little gizmo.

So, how does that feel? Well, read on to hear about me jumping a foot off the floor the first time I tried it on my Foof.

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