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E-Stim Connect From E-Stim Systems

Effortless remote e-stim sessions are now a thing

Anyone who reads my blogs posts and reviews will be well aware that I love e-stim fun, and so does my Stunt Cock and the lovely sub'r'. All three of us partake in the ever so enjoyable practice of electrostimulation.

It can be an incredible way to stimulate yourself or a partner and leads to many amazing hands-free orgasms for us.

Yes, electricity can be enjoyed in more ways than you probably thought possible. While it is fun to stim someone in person, often there comes a time when you are alone, or your partner is away from home, and you need your electron fix.

In the past, if you had a 2B, you could use the Commander software to connect remotely but to be honest while it was a lot of fun it could be a lot of faff to set up and use.

E-Stim Systems have been developing another way to use the 2B for remote stimulation, and they released it at #Erofame2018 to much praise and interest. So what is it and how easy is it to use? Read on to find out.

Black Collection Bi-Polar Estim Electrodes From E-Stim Systems

A new range of bi-polar insertable electrodes for size queens everywhere

It isn't often that I find myself incredibly excited when a favourite sex toy manufacturer brings out a new product. That was precisely what happened when I saw the Tweets from E-Stim Systems when they revealed their latest creation at Gear London in July 2018.

I was delighted when I found out that the new product launch was another insertable bi-polar electrode as this style of electrode is gender neutral which means anyone can enjoy one.

"I finally got it in, and it took my breath away. Its weight and girth feel amazing, and there is no doubt that you are very, very full with this one. I salute anyone who can take it anally."

Joanne

I was even more excited when Mick from E-Stim Systems got in touch to tell me that I had something on its way to me in the post.

Imagine my surprise then when a large and hefty box arrived. Upon opening it I was greeted by not one but the entire Black Collection range of electrodes to review. This last week has been a blur of electron-induced orgasmic pleasure. So let me give you my thoughts on the latest range from insertables from E-Stim Systems.

Silicone Noir Ovid Electro G-Spot Estim Dildo Review

Zapping my lady bits whilst quimsticking is my idea of heaven

I just love it when I receive a product to review that ticks all of my favourite boxes. E-stim fun, yes, dildo fun, yes, and body-safe materials, that's a definite yes.

The lovely people over at Electrastim sent me one of their Silicone Noir Ovid Electro G-Spot Dildos to review for free in exchange for a fair and honest review. I was delighted to have been asked to review this dildo for them. I have already reviewed a number of their products including the EM-60E estim control box, their Prestige Cock Rings, a Silicone Noir Butt plug and their Jack Socket.

In profile, you can see that it gently curves upwards and ends in a nice bulb which feels fantastic against my g-spot. There is also a ridge halfway down the top of it that gives added stimulation.

Joanne

Anyone who follows my antics on here will know that I adore dildos but even more than that I love electrosex in all of its forms.

This dildo combines the two, and it does so in style. So without further ado, here are my thoughts on the performance of this bi-polar e-stim electrode.

ElectraStim Silicone Noir Rocker Butt Plug Review

A silcicone butt plug with a shocking twist

I was delighted when the lovely Cara Sutra sent me this silicone e-stim butt plug to review for Bondara. It ticked all of my boxes, these being fun butt sex and of course e-stim action.

I was sent the Electrastim Rocker Medium to review in exchange for a fair and honest review.

It almost feels like a good rogering and I had no problems edging myself with the controls to the first of many orgasms with the Rocker.

Joanne

Anyone familiar with my blog and my review will know that I absolutely adore electrosex or e-stim. I have a large collection of control boxes and electrodes but this is my first silicone butt plug electrode. So I was curious to see how it would stand up to the metal ones in my collection.

So armed with an intense curiosity, a kinky streak a mile wide and lots of water-based lube it was on with the review.

Kinklab NeonWand Electrosex Violet Wand Kit Purple

Who knew that 40,000V could feel so good?

For those of you who are not new to my reviews, you will know of my love of e-stim or electrosex. I am often getting myself off using this niche kink. I find it an extremely pleasurable way to achieve a hands free orgasm and it leaves my hand's free to roam all over my body.

Usually, I use insertable bi-polar electrodes or adhesive pad style monopole electrodes. A Violet Wand was something new and scary to me.

I had seen one demonstrated at an event I once went to but I was too chicken to give it a go. I was fascinated by the glowing neon colours though and the sound of the electrical arc as it jumped from the wand to the user. The reason why I didn't give it a go is that it terrified me. There is something about actually seeing the electricity that gives it a whole new edge. Fast forward a year and my curiosity piqued, so I decided to bite the bullet and buy one to see how I got on with it.

Using it is a very visual as well as tactile delight, it's almost mesmerising

Joanne

A Violet Wand produces between 30,000V and 40,000V at the end of its electrode. That is enough for the electricity to jump a one centimetre gap onto your skin as a mini lightning bolt. Yes, you read that right you can get a 1cm spark with this little gizmo.

So, how does that feel? Well, read on to hear about me jumping a foot off the floor the first time I tried it on my Foof.

Large Torpedo Estim Electrode Review from E-Stim Systems

This Big Boy Was A Real Squeeze

I must admit that I really do enjoy my electrosex fun and games and I now have a rather large collection of insertable bipolar electrodes. Now I can add something very large to that collection. I was delighted when Mick from E-Stim Systems asked me if I'd like to review the Large Torpedo from their premium range of electrodes. I must admit though that I underestimated the size of this beast - it's huge.

I love it for both is girth and its performance as an e-stim electrode for stimming. This is one electrode that I will keep for those special occasions where not being stretched completely is not an option.

Joanne

I do enjoy the larger things in life and so I really looked forward to the challenge that this electrode would probably pose for me. I convinced myself that it would be manageable though before it arrived as it's definitely not for the initiate to sex toys or electrodes either for that matter. This is a big boy and it's for those of us who enjoy that feeling you can only get when stretched wide open to the max.

ElectraStim Prestige Electrosex Cock/Scrotal Ring Review

Tool Up With This Hardcore E-Stim Cock Ring

It is no surprise that I love my e-stim fun and games and so does my stunt cock and so I was delighted when I was approached by Uberkinky to see if I was interested in reviewing the Prestige Electro Cockring from Electrastim. As is understandable I jumped at the chance and it put a huge smile on my stunt cocks face as he loves to get involved with reviews and as this was a sex toy for males he was going to take the lead on this one.

We have reviewed a number of different cock loops but this would be our first e-stim cock ring and the beauty of it is that it has two functions. Firstly it is an e-stim monopole electrode and secondly as it is a cock ring it also promotes harder erections and that gets a big tick in the box from me.

I really enjoy using it with a cock loop placed just below the head of my penis and the e-stim sensations coupled with the extra hard cock feel incredible. I have used silicone cock rings in the past but this feels better due to its weight and thickness. According to Joanne it just looks better in place as well.

Quote - My Stunt Cock

Cock rings are a lot of fun to use and this one is no different but being a metal cock ring makes fitting a bit more critical than with silicone rings. So first I want to talk about how to measure yourself correctly for a metal cock ring.

Moaner Bi-Polar E-stim Electrode Review

It turns out that "Moaner" is the perfect name for this electrode

I seem to be slowly working my way through the excellent range of bi-polar electrosex electrodes from E-Stim Systems. They are one of my favourite UK sex toy manufacturers and their range of control boxes, electrodes and accessories is second to none. They manufacture all of their electrodes and control boxes in house which gives them complete control over the quality control of their products.

Guys will love it as the large head will provide good prostate stimulation. Try attaching one cable to the center socket (head pole) and then use a pad or cockring placed just below the head of your penis to see what I mean.

Joanne

The Moaner is a cracking electrode and it's small enough for me to enjoy anally as well as vaginally, so read on to find out why I like this electrode so much...

2B E-Stim Control Unit Review from E-Stim Systems

A Review Three Months & Countless Orgasms In The Making

I have been enjoying e-stim for about two years now, and I really enjoy passing on my thoughts and views in my reviews of the e-stim products that I have experienced. I tend only to review quality items and shy away from the cheap and dangerous things you find on e-bay and Amazon. So far I have just reviewed products for two UK based companies, and this control unit comes from one of them, E-Stim Systems. I own three other control units from these guys, and they are all fantastic and ever since I started my journey of discovery into the kinky world of electrosex, I have set my sights on reviewing the 2B as I had heard so many great things about it.

I have finally managed to get one in to review, and it's taken me three months to get into the position where I could publish this review. That's because every time I sit down to write this review, I decided to give it one more try - just for research purposes. That's my excuse, and I am sticking to it. There is just so much to talk about with this incredible electrosex control unit, and I will attempt to lay out my thoughts on it in a logical manner in this review.

I enjoy using an insertable bipolar electrode either vaginally or anally together with adhesive pads on either side of my vulva about inline with my clitoris (I am sure you can form a picture in your head without me needing to draw one). This combination of internal and external stimulation feels incredible for me and being able to set different output settings for each channel is fantastic. I have lost count of the number of hours that have flown by while I have been masturbating, I mean doing my research for this review.

Joanne

Please bear with me though as this review might get a bit long and also techy in places but I don't apologise for that at all. If you're thinking about spending some serious money on a new control box, you need to know the ins and outs of your potential new purchase before parting with your hard-earned cash. So with the benefit of countless orgasms at the hands of this incredible control unit lets get on with my review of the 2B E-Stim Control Box.

Penis Plug Electrode From E-Stim Systems

I Just Know Guys Are Cringing Reading This

This ladies and gentlemen is a great way to put your man back into line. Just threatening to use this on him will have him cowering in submission - until he has tried it that is. I have no doubt that you have already worked out where this goes and it is an electorsex or e-stim electrode. That means that as well as the pleasant feelings of having your pipes plugged you can also use it with an e-stim control box to experience some pretty mind blowing sensations.

I bought the PenisPlug™ from e-stim.co.uk and planned to use it on my 'StuntCock' during one of our BDSM sessions as a surprise and you can guess just how surprised he was once I had tied him up and I showed it to him.

I told him to stop being a baby and to hold still. I then slowly slid it in and it is quite a sight as it disappeared where no sextoy has ever been before on him. He loved it and I enjoyed having him describe how it felt to him.

Joanne

So the question is, did he eventually buckle and use his safe word or did he man up in the name of sextoy reviewing science and for the benefit of all of my readers? Read on to find out what he thought about it.

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