Landlord From John Thomas Toys

Written by  Mar 29, 2024

It's always best practice to keep the landlord happy

John Thomas Toys (JTT for short) produces a wide variety of silicone dildos, stretchers and depth toys. I always get excited when they send me their latest designs.

The selection of designs and sizes is extensive, with something for everyone. Their designers work hard to produce some amazing fantasy and realistic designs. JTT also offers a wide range of other related products, like lube.

"I found that the soft firmness rating gave a nice amount of squish without losing girth. The wide girth felt divine as it stretched me wide. I was soon thrusting quickly to bring myself to my orgasm."


If you like something with lots of bumps and ridges or something smooth and sleek, a stretcher to train your body, or you are into depth play, check out JTT's website.

This review is for Landlord from JTT. I was lucky enough to be sent all four sizes. Yes, I know, I am super lucky.

Delivery & Packaging

JTT always ships their products in plain, discreet packaging. The shipping label does not have the website address or name on it. Opening the package is the only way anyone else will know what the contents are.

Inside the box, the four dildos are packaged securely with paper. This helps to stop them from moving about whilst in transit.

Each dildo is wrapped in a transparent film that is heat-sealed. The film has several stickers attached. One is to remind you to wash it before use, one is to let you know the firmness rating, and another is with the JTT logo.

Image showing all four sizes of Landlord in their packaging
Image showing all four sizes of Landlord in their packaging.

As these dildos are vac-u-lock compatible, I also received a vac-u-lock compatible suction cup holder for each dildo.

I like the minimalistic approach to packaging; it keeps costs down and is better for the environment.

Materials and design

JTT uses platinum-grade silicone to manufacture their products. This is a fantastic material for insertable toys as it is body-safe, non-porous, PVC, latex and Phthalate free. This is a much more expensive material to make toys, but it is body-safe and durable if cared for.

JTT are so confident in their products that they provide a John Thomas Toys® no quibble replacement Life Time Warranty. There are not many other companies that offer the same cover.

Landlord is available in four sizes, four colours and two firmness ratings. I received all four sizes in the flesh tone colour. This dildo is vac-u-lock compatible. JTT provides a free vac-u-lock compatible suction cup holder for every compatible dildo purchased. These holders work well and give you more play options.

Landlord may look like a smooth dildo, but that is not entirely true. The design is with the foreskin fully forward, producing a small round gap at the tip. The shaft has some lovely veins running its length. Adding a little texture, small skin wrinkles are down the entire length.

Image showing the tip of Landlord with its partially retracted foreskin
Image showing the tip of Landlord with its partially retracted foreskin.

The skin textures work well at holding lube in place and like all JTT dildos, you will need lots of lube as they are always larger than life and can be a challenge to insert without lube.

The shape of the Landlord is a rather stocky chap. The head is slightly narrower than the shaft. The tip has a mild bend before it reaches the main shaft. The base is wider than the dildo and has the JTT website on one side and its logo on the other.


This is the fun part of my review, as it is where I tell you how it felt to play with the Landlord.

I was lucky enough to receive all four sizes so I could choose which size to play with. JTT provides a detailed list of sizes on their website. It is essential to check the measurements before buying. This will help to avoid disappointment.

Overall Length: 8"/20.32cm 10"/25.4cm 12"/30.48cm 14"/35.56cm
Insertable Length: 7"/17.78cm 8.75"/22.22cm 10.5"/26.67cm 12.2"/30.98cm
Circumference (top of penis): 5.7"/14.5cm 7.48"/19cm 9.05"/23cm 10.23"/26cm
Circumference (middle of shaft): 7.67"/19.5cm 9.64"/24.5cm 11.61"/29.5cm 13.18"/33.5cm
Circumference (bottom of shaft): 7.08"/18cm 8.66"/22cm 10.43"/26.5cm 12.2"/31cm
Circumference (base): 10.23"/26cm 12.59"/32cm 15.35"/39cm 17.71"/45cm
Height (base): 1"/2.54cm 1.25"/3.17cm 1.5"/3.81cm 1.8"/4.57cm
Weight: 0.57kg (*variable) 1.1kg (*variable) 1.91kg (*variable) 3.03kg (*variable)
Price: £149 £199 £239 £279

Looking at the sizes in front of me, I decided to play with the medium and sub 'r' had some quality time with the small.

I first washed the dildo to ensure any release agents, etc, were removed. Once the dildo was clean, I prepared myself by playing with my clit. As soon as I feel my clit growing and my pussy getting wetter, I decide it is time to play.

Image showing Landlord from the side
Image showing Landlord from the side.

I dribble some 'J Lube' (my favourite water-based lube) onto the Landlord's tip. Rubbing it down the length to ensure it is covered enough to aid insertion. Placing the head between my pussy lips, I began to push.

The feel of the silicone dildo opening my pussy lips has me eager to push more inside. As I pushed more inside, I enjoyed the feeling of my pussy stretching open to allow the movement.

I can feel the small veins and wrinkles as I push more of the dildo inside. Both gave some lovely mild sensations I enjoyed. I found that the large base helped me to hold on to the dildo whilst I thrust it in and out.

I found that the soft firmness rating gave a nice amount of squish without losing girth. The wide girth felt divine as it stretched me wide. I was soon thrusting quickly to bring myself to my orgasm.

I also enjoyed a few sessions using the Landlord with a fucking machine. The weight of the dildo did mean that I needed to weigh down the legs. The medium is not a floppy dildo, so it worked extremely well on the machine.

Image showing the vac-u-lock compatible hole in the base of Landlord and the suction cup adaptor
Image showing the vac-u-lock compatible hole in the base of Landlord and the suction cup adaptor.

After play, cleaning the dildo is simple. It can be washed in a dishwasher or by hand-washing. I prefer to wash mine in hot water with anti-bacterial soap. I did need to use a soft toothbrush to ensure all the vag goo was removed from the small gap in the tip.

Once the dildo is cleaned, I leave it out to air dry before putting it away, ready for my next play session.

Landlord is a dildo that looks pretty plain, but when using it, you really get to appreciate the subtle textures and the girth. OMG, the girth is fantastic, and if you enjoy that feeling of being so full you feel you could burst, then this is a toy you will love.

Check Out Our Review Video On Youtube

Check out my review video on Youtube

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Key Features

Key features:

  • Made from body-safe silicone.
  • Four sizes to choose from.
  • Four colour options are available.
  • Two firmness options.
  • Realistic design.
  • Girthy, very girthy, in fact (check out the measurements).
  • Mild veins and ridges.
  • Vac-u-lock compatible hole in the base.

I would recommend it to:

  • Anyone who wants a realistic dildo.
  • Anyone who wants light sensations.
  • Anyone who wants a girthy dildo.
  • Anyone who wants a mainly straight shaft.

I wouldn't recommend it to:

  • Anyone who wants lots of sensations.
  • Anyone who wants a fantasy dildo.
  • Anyone who wants lots of ridges and texture.
  • Anyone who wants a slim dildo.

Image showing four Landlord dildos and you can see which two we tried
Image showing all four Landlord dildos, we could only entertain the small and medium, I have no doubt some people will enjoy the other two.

Final Thoughts

I enjoyed playing with the Landlord dildo. It was indeed a pleasure to play with. The mild sensations of the small veins and skin wrinkles are panty-wetting.

If you like being stretched by a dildo with slight ridges and veins, then the Landlord is worth checking out.

I suggest checking the measurements on the JTT website before you decide to buy. Each design has different measurements, so a small Landlord will be a different size to a small one in a different design.

I was sent the Landlord by John Thomas Toys and I would like to thank them for giving me the opportunity to review it for them.

Joanne's rating

Ease of use

Where Can I Get One From?

John Thomas Toys

If you are looking for a nice stretch and enjoy dildos with minimal textures then grab a Landlord dildo direct from John Thomas Toys, with prices starting at £149.

Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi".

If you enjoyed reading this review then check out my other reviews of John Thomas Toys products:


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Additional Info

  • Overall Rating: 9.2
Published in Dildos
Joanne Summers

Sex Blogger, reviewer, dildo afficianado, kinky quimsticking, electrosex loving mum.

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