Alien Egg From John Thomas Toys

Delivery & Packaging

I did not have long to wait before the postie was at my door with four very large boxes. Each box was plain brown with only the address label and brown parcel tape. The discreet packaging is appreciated.

On opening the box, I found all four sizes of the Alien Egg, together with four JTT branded storage bags. The box was packed with paper to prevent movement in transit.

Each butt plug is in a clear heat-sealed film wrap which has several stickers placed on it. The stickers are one to remind you to wash before use, the JTT logo, and the third is, the hardness rating. I received the medium firmness rating.

All four Alien Eggs are quite an intimidating sight.

Materials and design

The Alien Egg is made with platinum-grade silicone. Silicone is a fantastic material for insertable toys. Silicone is non-porous, body-safe, hypoallergenic, and more robust than cheaper materials. Silicone is also latex, PVC and phthalate free.

JTT uses copper moulds to manufacture all their dildos, stretchers and butt-plugs. This method is more expensive than most other manufacturers use. Copper moulds help ensure that every item that comes out of that mould has exactly the same shape, bumps and grooves as the first. Due to the shape of the Alien Egg, it has been manufactured in a two-part mould. This leaves a very fine join line.

The Alien Egg is a unique fantasy design. This butt plug is a bulbous egg on a narrow stem with a thin but broad base. The egg is something you could picture in a science fiction movie.

As usual with John Thomas Toys, the detailing and surface textures are exquisite.

The Alien Egg has a typical egg spherical shape. The top has four seams where you can imagine the egg opening up when its inhabitant is ready to leave. Unlike a duck egg, this eggshell is not smooth. Each seam has wide, raised edges. Between each seam, the sides have some excellent wave-like ridges. Near the neck are four smooth patches, each separated by raised sections. The pod ends on a narrow, smooth stem with a broad, flat base. The base will prevent the butt plug from slipping too deeply inside, as well as providing a handle to aid in removing the plug after play.

JTT also provided branded faux black velvet storage bags. The bags have white branding on one side. The branding is the JTT name and logo. The faux velvet is a robust material with well-stitched seams. They use a drawstring closure. JTT will send the right size bag to fit the size of the butt plug you buy.

You can just imagine these four petals opening up to reveal an awaiting face-hugger.

Performance

Alien Egg is a large butt plug even in the small size. Because of this, I decided that I could only play with the small size. This is why I always say to check the JTT measurements before buying.

The small Alien Egg is top-heavy and bulbous. The design of its ridges and grooves helps to hold water-based lube in place. I played with the small one vaginally, and sub 'r' played with it afterwards anally.

Due to the size, I knew I would need to open myself up before inserting it. After playing with myself for a while, I could feel my pussy getting wetter and my muscles loosening. Once I coated the egg with plenty of lube, I pushed it against my open pussy lips.

Pushing the large size inside my pussy was slow work. I needed to hold the bottom of the egg; this enabled me to push harder. I found that a mixture of gently pushing and twisting the egg helped me to sink it further inside my wet pussy.

The feel of the ridges and shape moving against my pussy lips and entrance sent some incredible sensations through me. I really enjoyed the feel of it stretching my pussy open as I pushed it in deeper.

The ridges pushed against my pussy walls the deeper I managed to push the egg inside. The stretch was intense with each push inside. Once fully seated inside my wet pussy I allowed myself a little time to get used to the feel.

Even the small Alien Egg is quite a challenge due to its girth. This pic shows the faint mould line.

Because the Alien Egg stretched me so thoroughly, I decided not to try moving it in and out. I simply used my pussy muscles to contract and release. I found this meant that I could fully enjoy the fullness and ridges. By gently twisting the stem, the sensations increased dramatically. I gradually brought myself to climax by rubbing my clit with one hand whilst the other twisted the egg.

sub 'r' faced the challenge of using the egg anally. As I found, the Alien Egg is so large that sub 'r' needed to stretch herself open to enable her to take the size. As soon as she felt ready, she coated the egg with lots of lube.

Once the egg was lined up, sub 'r' pushed the egg gently. It slid slowly inside her anal passage, stretching her beautifully. sub 'r' found by adding gentle pressure, she could slowly slide the egg deeper and deeper until the entire length slid past her anal ring. She said that the stretch of the ring was sensational, and she really enjoyed the feel when her anal ring closed over the end of the egg pulling it in deeper.

She thoroughly enjoyed the feel of twisting the egg and gently pulling it out slightly before pushing it back in. The feel of the ridges felt fantastic and heightened with each twist.

Cleaning the Alien Egg after play is fairly straightforward. You can place it in the dishwasher or boil the egg to sterilise it. Both sub 'r' and I prefer the hands-on approach. We use an anti-bacterial soap, hot water and a soft toothbrush. It is important to have a separate toothbrush for vaginal and anal play toys.

Once the whole of the eggs nooks and crannies have been thoroughly cleaned, I place mine on some kitchen roll and leave it to air dry. As soon as it is fully dry, it is popped into the storage bag, ready for next time.

If you are looking for a challenge, the Alien Egg is definitely something to consider; we both really enjoyed it.

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Key Features

Key features:

• Platinum grade silicone.
• Fantasy design similar to the legendary egg from the film Alien.
• Bulbous butt plug.
• Four Sizes.
• Four colours.
• Two firmness ratings.
• Lifetime warranty.

I would recommend it to:

• Anyone who enjoys large butt plugs.
• Anyone who likes fantasy butt plugs.
• Anyone who wants a bulb or egg-shaped butt plug.
• Anyone who does not want a smooth butt plug.

I wouldn't recommend it to:

• Anyone who wants a realistic dildo or butt plug.
• Anyone who wants a small butt plug.
• Anyone who does not like fantasy butt plugs.

The XL Alien Egg will present a nice challenge to anal size queens to enjoy.

Final Thoughts

Both sub 'r' and I were surprised at the size of these butt plugs. This is why we always say it is important to check out the full measurements before you buy. JTT give full details so that you can ensure that you buy one to suit your needs.

The Alien Egg is definitely not for newbies to anal play. If you do enjoy the larger size butt plugs, I can say it is one that is worth thinking about.

The Alien Egg is a fantastic-looking piece, I am sure I could even leave mine out, and my family would not realise what it was. This is as long as I could come up with a realistic answer when they asked me about it, lol.

I was sent these Alien Eggs by John Thomas Toys and I would like to thank them for giving me the opportunity to review it for them.

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Where Can I Get One From?

If you like your anal toys on the large size and love fantasy sex toys then Alien Egg will be right up your street (and by street you know what I mean). Grab an Alien Egg direct from John Thomas Toys, with prices starting at £89 for the small one. At the time of publishing this review, John Thomas Toys are having another huge sale on all of their toys, so grab yourself a bargain.

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