I also enjoy revieiwing male masturbators with the help of my trusty 'Stuntcock'. I often get involved in the reviewing process to get a good feel for how well these sextoys perform. There is a growing number of amazing male masturbators around now so check out my reviews to see what I think of some of them.
Mr Hankeys Toys produces fantastic, detailed, quality silicone dildos and grinders. Which is why I am more than happy to review for them when they ask.
Their outstanding products are well-made and look absolutely stunning. The finish is superb, and the attention to detail is amazing.
" rubbed myself across the ridges and head of the scorpion. The tail is ideally situated to rub my anus as I move. A slight alteration to my posture saw me able to take the tail vaginally, and that felt incredible"
sub'r'
The amount of colour options once you have chosen the design you like is astounding. The fact that they offer a choice of twenty-four colours, four firmness ratings and two sizes enables you to personalise your choice.
This review is for the black Scorpion Saddle Sex Grinder that I was sent to review.
It's not often that I get asked to review a product, and so I was delighted when Joanne told me that she needed the services of her "Stunt Cock".
Who was I to say no? I jumped at the chance, especially for a product I have had my eyes on for ages.
"Imagine having your partner thrust away with a toy. Now imagine the fun you can have when you feel the movements inside the Onyx+. It can spice up a long-distance relationship."
Stunt Cock
Kiiroo got in touch to see if we would be interested in reviewing the Onyx+ Interactive Male Masturbator as well as the Fuse Ohmibod Rabbit Vibe.
Joanne kept the rabbit for her reviewing purposes (science, I guess), and I couldn't wait to get my hands on the Onyx+.
(I am not in any way associated with the creators of the Nimble Stroker, nor did I receive any reimbursement for this review)
Also, I have not tried the Tremblr or Venus 2000, so I cannot directly compare how it feels, but I am aware of the features they do and don't support.
"The sensations are some of the strongest of any of the toys that I own, yet the amount of sensations and customization possible with the controller make it feel like 10 toys in one."
Skier
So, about a year ago, I was looking into getting a suction-based stroker device.
I was initially looking at the Venus 2000 and the Tremblr, and I was about to go ahead and order the Tremblr when I had heard about the Nimble Stroker.
It's not often that I get to review anything designed purely for penis owners. So when The Handy got in touch with Joanne asking if we would review their masturbator for them, I was obviously over the moon when she agreed.
I put my hand up to enjoying masturbators; there is nothing wrong with the five knuckle shuffle, but getting to slide into something tight and wet is up there on another level of enjoyment.
"Its smooth action and its ability to be controlled by someone else or synced to videos mean this is a sex toy that won't end up gathering dust in your bedside drawer. Orgasms with it feel incredible, and I love fitting it and letting it do all the work - the perfect lazy wank."
Stunt Cock
All too often, though, masturbators don't live up to the marketing hype, and I hoped that this wouldn't be the case with the Handy.
So I waited with bated breath for it to arrive, and then Joanne (the tease) wouldn't let me use it until she had taken the pics for the review. In her own words, "I need to do some pics first because you're going to make it sticky" LOL.
So now that I have most definitely "had the pleasure" of getting to know The Handy let me tell you all about this fantastic new masturbator that is going to dominate the market.
I am delighted to be able to bring you a Christmas competition with a difference. While not being seasonally or even politically correct, I do have something for penis owners out there that will put a massive smile on their faces.
Forget stuffing the Turkey, I have something much more fun to "stuff".
Get yourself off in style with this amazing masturbator called THE BOOTY CALL from the fantastic John Thomas Toys.
I was delighted when Hot Octopuss got in touch to ask me if I want to review the latest iteration of their incredibly popular Pulse guybrator line, the Pulse Duo Lux.
I have always enjoyed reviewing their well thought out and body-safe creations. My favourites so far are the JETT, QUEEN BEE and Atom Plus.
"I was soon being edged by Stunt Cock (the tease). So in reply to this I hit the boost button sending the pulse plate into overdrive, he did the same, and I soon felt him tense as warm cum shot across my belly."
Joanne
I was keen to see how this new creation in the Pulse line would fare. It is always hard to come up with couples sex toys that perform as well in the bedroom as they do on the drawing board.
So let me tell you all about the Pulse Duo Lux, read on to hear about our experiences with it.
I had so much fun cloning my pussy a couple of years ago with a Clone-A-Pussy Kit that I was sent to review. At the end of the process, I could gaze at my own foof in all its glory.
I still use it as a paperweight on my work desk, and it has raised some awkward questions on several occasions.
"I loved having it used on me, and I have used it a couple of times on my own now, and it does the job. Obviously having sub'r' utilising a cast of her own pussy on my cock was the highlight."
Stunt Cock
Clone-a-pussy saw one of my social media posts about their kits, and they got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing one of their Plus+ kits.
Intrigued, I said yes, of course. I decided rather than clone my own pussy again, I would use this kit to clone my submissives pussy. I would then turn it into a masturbator for my partner to enjoy. So let's get cracking on this rather unusual review of this fun kit.
Stunt Cock here again for another penis centric review for Joanne. We have both had our eyes on the MyStim Opus E for ages now. There just don't seem to be any decent reviews of it around the net.
Having enjoyed meeting some of the MyStim staff at Erofame this year, I was delighted when they got in touch afterwards, asking if I would be interested in reviewing one of them. I think it was my "head in a vagina" stunt that swayed them.
"Orgasms when using it as an e-stim electrode are hard and ball crushingly powerfull. The first time I came using it as an electrode, I thought I had done myself some damage as I came so hard that my balls were aching afterwards."
Stunt Cock
I didn't have to wait long for the postman to bring me one to enjoy, I mean review.
So, if you fancy the idea of using a masturbator with a shockingly good extra feature then read on to see what I thought of it.
Stunt Cock here again with another review of a penis orientated sex toy for the lovely Joanne.
Recently Satisfyer seems to be throwing sex toys at reviewers, and I was delighted when two penis toys arrived in the post.
"I tried stroking with it but that felt a bit cumbersome, I found the way that works best for me it just to insert myself into it and to find the sweet spot where the powerful vibrations on my frenulum felt best."
Stunt Cock
After blowing a raspberry at Joanne as these were for me and not her, I got down to the task of getting to know them - intimately. This sleek black masturbator with looks that remind me of the form of an F1 racing car was fun to use, and I enjoyed getting acquainted with it.
So, let me tell you all about it and what I thought of it when using on my happy chap.
I was so excited when Hot Octopuss brought a new guybrator™ to the market recently. I was even more so when they sent me one to review.
Hot Octopuss produce fantastic sex toys, and I have reviewed the rest of their range. The JETT with its two independent vibrators is like nothing I have seen before, so I was really looking forward to putting it to the test.
"It wasn't long before he was groaning and then bang, a massive orgasm hit him. A delightful spurt of cum shot out of his cock almost hitting him in the face. I was blown away by the sight of that. I actually gave him a round of applause as it was a pretty fantastic cumshot."
Joanne
Obviously, as a female sex toy reviewer, I am somewhat lacking in the trouser snake department to be able to review the JETT. So it fell on my trusty Stunt Cock to put it through its paces.
So, without further ado, here is everything you need to know about the JETT guybrator™ from Hot Octopuss.