I also enjoy revieiwing male masturbators with the help of my trusty 'Stuntcock'. I often get involved in the reviewing process to get a good feel for how well these sextoys perform. There is a growing number of amazing male masturbators around now so check out my reviews to see what I think of some of them.
It's not often that I get to review anything designed purely for penis owners. So when The Handy got in touch with Joanne asking if we would review their masturbator for them, I was obviously over the moon when she agreed.
I put my hand up to enjoying masturbators; there is nothing wrong with the five knuckle shuffle, but getting to slide into something tight and wet is up there on another level of enjoyment.
"Its smooth action and its ability to be controlled by someone else or synced to videos mean this is a sex toy that won't end up gathering dust in your bedside drawer. Orgasms with it feel incredible, and I love fitting it and letting it do all the work - the perfect lazy wank."Stunt Cock
All too often, though, masturbators don't live up to the marketing hype, and I hoped that this wouldn't be the case with the Handy.
So I waited with bated breath for it to arrive, and then Joanne (the tease) wouldn't let me use it until she had taken the pics for the review. In her own words, "I need to do some pics first because you're going to make it sticky" LOL.
So now that I have most definitely "had the pleasure" of getting to know The Handy let me tell you all about this fantastic new masturbator that is going to dominate the market.
I am delighted to be able to bring you a Christmas competition with a difference. While not being seasonally or even politically correct, I do have something for penis owners out there that will put a massive smile on their faces.
Forget stuffing the Turkey, I have something much more fun to "stuff".
Get yourself off in style with this amazing masturbator called THE BOOTY CALL from the fantastic John Thomas Toys.
I was delighted when Hot Octopuss got in touch to ask me if I want to review the latest iteration of their incredibly popular Pulse guybrator line, the Pulse Duo Lux.
"I was soon being edged by Stunt Cock (the tease). So in reply to this I hit the boost button sending the pulse plate into overdrive, he did the same, and I soon felt him tense as warm cum shot across my belly."Joanne
I was keen to see how this new creation in the Pulse line would fare. It is always hard to come up with couples sex toys that perform as well in the bedroom as they do on the drawing board.
So let me tell you all about the Pulse Duo Lux, read on to hear about our experiences with it.
I still use it as a paperweight on my work desk, and it has raised some awkward questions on several occasions.
"I loved having it used on me, and I have used it a couple of times on my own now, and it does the job. Obviously having sub'r' utilising a cast of her own pussy on my cock was the highlight."Stunt Cock
Clone-a-pussy saw one of my social media posts about their kits, and they got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing one of their Plus+ kits.
Intrigued, I said yes, of course. I decided rather than clone my own pussy again, I would use this kit to clone my submissives pussy. I would then turn it into a masturbator for my partner to enjoy. So let's get cracking on this rather unusual review of this fun kit.
Stunt Cock here again for another penis centric review for Joanne. We have both had our eyes on the MyStim Opus E for ages now. There just don't seem to be any decent reviews of it around the net.
Having enjoyed meeting some of the MyStim staff at Erofame this year, I was delighted when they got in touch afterwards, asking if I would be interested in reviewing one of them. I think it was my "head in a vagina" stunt that swayed them.
"Orgasms when using it as an e-stim electrode are hard and ball crushingly powerfull. The first time I came using it as an electrode, I thought I had done myself some damage as I came so hard that my balls were aching afterwards."Stunt Cock
I didn't have to wait long for the postman to bring me one
to enjoy, I mean review.
So, if you fancy the idea of using a masturbator with a shockingly good extra feature then read on to see what I thought of it.
Stunt Cock here again with another review of a penis orientated sex toy for the lovely Joanne.
Recently Satisfyer seems to be throwing sex toys at reviewers, and I was delighted when two penis toys arrived in the post.
"I tried stroking with it but that felt a bit cumbersome, I found the way that works best for me it just to insert myself into it and to find the sweet spot where the powerful vibrations on my frenulum felt best."Stunt Cock
After blowing a raspberry at Joanne as these were for me and not her, I got down to the task of getting to know them - intimately. This sleek black masturbator with looks that remind me of the form of an F1 racing car was fun to use, and I enjoyed getting acquainted with it.
So, let me tell you all about it and what I thought of it when using on my happy chap.
I was so excited when Hot Octopuss brought a new guybrator™ to the market recently. I was even more so when they sent me one to review.
Hot Octopuss produce fantastic sex toys, and I have reviewed the rest of their range. The JETT with its two independent vibrators is like nothing I have seen before, so I was really looking forward to putting it to the test.
"It wasn't long before he was groaning and then bang, a massive orgasm hit him. A delightful spurt of cum shot out of his cock almost hitting him in the face. I was blown away by the sight of that. I actually gave him a round of applause as it was a pretty fantastic cumshot."Joanne
Obviously, as a female sex toy reviewer, I am somewhat lacking in the trouser snake department to be able to review the JETT. So it fell on my trusty Stunt Cock to put it through its paces.
So, without further ado, here is everything you need to know about the JETT guybrator™ from Hot Octopuss.
It's always lovely when Joanne gets asked to review male masturbators, nice for me that is as I get dragged in to act as her Stunt Cock.
Yes I know, it's a 'hard' life, but I always like to 'rise' to the occasion and love 'slipping into' her reviewing regime. OK, that's enough of the quips, this is going to be a serious review of a brand new product.
Godemiche, one of Joanne's favourite dildo artisans, have decided that now is the time to enter the male stroker market and lucky for me, we were sent one in advance of its launch to put it to the test.
"One thing I really like about the OffBeat is how easy it is to hold, and as it doesn't really change your masturbatory style, it enhances it."Stunt Cock
It was nice to be given a sneak peek of their newest product, the OffBeat. So without further ado, here are my thoughts on this silicone stroker.
Stunt Cock, here again, I have been dragged back in kicking and screaming by Joanne to review another male masturbator for her.
Just kidding about the kicking and screaming bit, I relish the opportunity to try something new, and if it means sticking my happy chap into something soft and sensual, then I am definitely up for that.
Joanne received a Satisfyer For Men to review and I know that she is always raving about her collection of Satisfyer toys, I have never seen her cum as quickly as when she is using one of their clitoral suction sex toys.
"Having the ability to make the masturbator squeeze your manhood during use really feels incredible, and this gives the Satisfyer For Men a considerable boost over other masturbators like the Fleshlight."Stunt Cock
Before it arrived I did a bit of reading up on the Satisfyer For Men which is fronted by male porn star Rocco Siffredi, and that got my attention, this guy has fucked over 5,000 women, and he is claiming that the Satisfyer For Men gave him the best orgasm of his life.
Mmmm, I think that may not be precisely true, but I was keen to find out if it did indeed live up to that strong claim, so read on to find out what I think of it.
Stunt Cock here again to review a male masturbator for Joanne. We were asked by Bondara if we would consider reviewing the Linx Onyx Sucker Black Male Masturbator for them.
I generally jump at the chance to stick my happy chap into something new and so I jumped at the chance. I don't often get the opportunity to review male masturbators (hint, hint sex toy companies), and so I was looking forward to giving it some serious use if you know what I mean.
"If you are like me and un-circumcised, you will get a lot more sensation and pleasure from it if you hold your foreskin back exposing the whole of your glans for that inner texture to stimulate and this feels really nice."Stunt Cock
Masturbator sleeves like this one are ideal for spicing up your masturbation sessions and making them feel new, and they can give you some sweet new sensations.
So read on to see what I thought of this competitively priced one from Bondara.
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