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A fantastic bamboo paddle that delivers deep thuddy sensations

Stunt CockStunt Cock here again. When it comes to BDSM activities sub'r' loves her impact play the most. This is entirely understandable when you think that impact play is often a core part of most peoples BDSM scenes or kinky bedroom activity.

This type of play can be incredibly arousing and not necessarily painful. A good impact play session can deliver soft almost caress like blows and at the other end of the spectrum hard stinging strikes.

"Using it on sub'r' is a delight and she loves the sensations that it delivers. Stroke after stroke gets her all excited and slowly building up the strength of the blows has her gasping and her backside actively pushing back against the paddle as she gets more and more aroused."

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There is no shortage of impact play toys out there, and the humble paddle is often an implement of choice for lots of people due to its fantastic performance.

I am delighted to have been able to review the Bound To Tease Bamboo Spanking Paddle for sextoys.co.uk for supplying it and allowing me to review it. So, let me tell you all about this lovely looking bamboo paddle.

Could this be a Purrrrfect kitty tail butt plug?

Fantasy play can be a great way to kink things up a bit, and both my submissive and I love a little kitty play.

I was delighted when I received a Furry Fantasy Black Panther Tail from sextoys.co.uk to review, and we both couldn't wait to put it to the test.

"Both sub'r' and I found this extremely easy to insert and we both love the sensation that you get when it 'pops' inside after you get past the widest point."

Joanne

It was something that was going to fit in perfectly with our kitty ears and mittens for some kinky roleplay. Kitty fun and games always have us both purring with delight.

Butt plugs are always so much fun but throw a tail into the mix, and you get a whole new outlook on the things you can do while plugged. So read on to find out what we thought of this one.

This butt plug just keeps on popping in not out

As my regular readers will know, I am a bit of a texture queen when it comes to dildos. So, the moment I saw this butt plug I was very interested in how it would feel. Those ridges look so enticing and I just had to see how they felt.

The lovely Cara Sutra sent me one to review for sextoys.co.uk who are one of my favourite UK sex shops and the first guys that ever sent me a product to review many years ago (thank you).

On my hands and knees, I could really feel it pressing against my G-spot and that felt very good.

Joanne

I couldn't wait for it to arrive so that I could try it to see if I like my texture as much anally as I do vaginally. I didn't have long to wait.

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A surprisingly simple sex toy storage solution

I am totally buzzed to be reviewing a sex toy storage box - finally. Yes, I am a bit weird I guess. But, as more and more people buy sex toys more of us face the dilemma of how to store them discreetly and efficiently.

This is a problem for lots of people for many different reasons, maybe you don't want your kids finding your toys. Maybe it's your parents or housemates that you want to keep in the dark about your sex toy shenanigans.

The Joyboxx looks like your average run of the mill makeup case and so it won't look out of place in anyone's bedroom. This makes it very discreet and the perfect sex toy storage solution.

Joanne

In my younger years, I could get pretty imaginative when it came to keeping my sex toys under my Mums radar when I lived at home. I wish I had something like the Joyboxx to hide them in.

Meo.de sent me this sex toy storage box to review in exchange for a fair and honest review and that is what I did. Although I must admit I wish they did them in wheelie bin sizes for my sex toy collection.

Let me tell you why you should get one of these great boxes. So, if you are looking for a discreet way to store your genitals' best friends then read on.

The Boom Chi - A Sleek Silicone Vibrator

I was sent the Chi to review by the nice people over at SexToys.co.uk in exchange for an honest and unbiased review. Who was I to argue, I love silicone vibrators and this one looked really nice in the pics that I had seen on their website.

The Boom line of vibrators is new and I was looking forward to experiencing one of them myself. There are nine vibrators in the range and these include the Orna, the Olive, the Maple, the Elm, the Miki, the Lina, the Ayla, the Hada and finally the Chi which I have been sent.

The Boom Chi is a stylish water resistant 100% silicone vibrator with ten different settings. It costs just £39.99 which is £10 under the manufacturers RRP.

I find that penetration is incredibly easy with this toy due to its very rounded tip, it parts your inner lips easily and guides itself inside.

So on with the review, I have given this vibrator a thorough thrashing, so how does it perform?

Sliquid Naturals Silk Hybrid Lubricant

This is probably my favourite lube from the Sliquid range, it is totally body safe, very effective and being a hybrid lube I can safely use it with my silicone sex toys.

Sliquid Silk is a really good lube that lives up to its name. As with all the lubes in this range it is long lasting, so doesn’t need constant topping up which means you can lay back and just enjoy yourself.

I was sent the Sliquid Silk Lube by SexToys.co.uk in exchange for an honest and frank review of its performance.

SexToys.co.uk is a large UK sex toy retailer that has amazing customer service coupled with a very extensive range of adult products.

It is relatively thick which makes it very easy to apply without having it running everywhere. This means that you need less in use and it also means that you get it where you need it most

No Butts, It's Got To Be Butt Throb

I'm not someone who particularly enjoys a lot of anal action except for the occasional fucking machineprobing when I'm in one of "those" moods and this butt plug from Rocks Off is much bigger than I'd normally opt for. That lead to two problems initially. The first being actually getting it up my bum and secondly I had to try to stop myself from using it vaginally so I could keep trying to get it up my ass as it was so much fun when deep inside my pussy.

It's safe to say that at the end of this review I am going to recommend it for "front door" use as well as "back door" use. The last thing to go where the sun doesn't shine was my Flange Electrode and that is much narrower than this bad boy.

Once I managed to finally get it deep into my ass it sort of popped in as the widest part entered me and I let out a gasp as waves of pleasure washed over me. It wasn't until I switched it on though that it really started to get me off - very quickly I might add.

Sliquid Naturals Sassy Anal Lubricant

I was keen to try out the Sliquid Naturals Sassy Anal Lube and have used it on numerous occasions now with various butt plugs and also with my Flange e-stim electrode.

I am delighted to say that it performed exactly as expected, being water based and free from parabens and glycerin means that it is kind on your lady (or man) bits.

I found that in use it provided a lot of lubrication but as with all water based lubes I did need to top it up in use especially for fucking machine play. That said though it did last a long time and provided the lubrication I need.

Another High Quality Lube From Sliquid

I have tested out another of the great lubes from the Sliquid Naturals Range, this time though it was their water based lube - H2O.

This is a very good lube indeed, a little went a very long way and it is completely body safe - bonus. Everytime I pick up a Sliquid product I am amazed by just how they have got it absolutely right in terms of presentation, ingredients and performance.

I was sent the Sliquid Naturals H2O Lube by SexToys.co.uk in exchange for an honest and frank review of its performance.

SexToys.co.uk is a large UK sex toy retailer that has amazing customer service coupled with a very extensive range of adult products.

I found it to be a very sensual lubricant and one that I am delighted to recommend so if you are looking for a body safe water based lube then this one is definitely for you

Sliquid Naturals Silver Silicone Lubricant

This is another amazing lube from the Sliquid Range, this one however is a silicone based one so whilst it performs flawlessly it won't be safe for use with any pure silicone sex toys that you have.

This is the first purely silicone lubricant that I have used and I was amazed at just how long it lasted. With most water based lubes you often have to "top them up" but not this one, just a few drops goes a very long way which makes it amazing value for money.

I was sent the Sliquid Naturals Silver Silicone Lube by SexToys.co.uk in exchange for an honest and frank review of its performance.

SexToys.co.uk is a large UK sex toy retailer that has amazing customer service coupled with a very extensive range of adult products.

This is definitely at the top of the lubes I have tried to date. I don’t know about you, but I find it off putting when I have to hunt for the lube when playing, and this lube definitely doesn’t need topping up in my opinion.

Cheeky Wash 65ml Antibacterial Cleaner

After hearing about Cheeky Wash online and checking out the manufacturers website this product definitely piqued my interest. Having read the manufacturers blurb it got me even more interested in Cheeky Wash and I jumped at the chance to review it when SexToys.co.uk sent me a bottle in exchange for an honest review.

The manufacturer states:

Cheeky Wash is a NEW exciting and UK made “Sex Wash!” Ideal for sweaty sessions, outdoor loving, naughty camping, film industry, when you don’t want to get up, before work, on lunch, swinging, promiscuous partners and events. You can keep and use this anywhere!

Now I often end up having a naughty rub of myself when out and about and this seemed to be the ideal product for cleaning myself up and removing any smells from my fingers. How do you review a product like this? Thankfully the answer is to have lots of fun yourself and use it to clean up afterwards, I paid a lot of attention to smell and the feel of the cleaner and I wanted to know if it lives up to the manufacturers claims. So on with the review....

"This wash really is a great body wash when you don't have any water to hand. It really does remove body odours (thankfully) and left me feeling fresher as well."

Sliquid Swirl Lube - Strawberry & Pomegranate Flavoured

I thought that this lube was too good to be true as it has many plus points such as being Paraben and Propylene free which makes it very vagina friendly and I had heard that it really did taste great, so it really had a lot to live up to as far as I was concerned.

So did it live up to my high expectations - read on to find out.

I was sent the Sliquid Swirl Lube by SexToys.co.uk in exchange for an honest and frank review of its performance.

SexToys.co.uk is a large UK sex toy retailer that has amazing customer service coupled with a very extensive range of adult products.

The real surprise for me was not only the taste but the smell too. It smells wonderfully fruity, and tastes just like strawberries and pomegranate, but it’s not an overpowering flavour. So no cringing at the taste during fun play (that’s as long as you like fruit ;-) )

Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock 8 Inch Realistic Cock - Flesh Coloured

I was sent this 8 Inch Dildo by SexToys.co.uk in exchange for an honest and frank review of it. At the time of writing this review it costs just £38.95 which is about par with the price on most sites that I checked.

This is another dildo that I have used with my F-Machine Pro and it's now a firm (snigger) favourite attachment for that machine.

This Dildo has both the length, texture and looks to really get my juices flowing. It's modelled from a real cock and the detail is superb, I particularly like the well definded head that feels great as it 'pops' past your vaginal opening. The balls give something for you to hold onto and squeeze, they feel amazing banging against you if you use it on a Fucking Machine.

Loveline Leah Vibrator - Purple Coloured

I was sent the Loveline Leah Vibrator by SexToys.co.uk in exchange for an honest and frank review of it. At the time of writing this review it costs just £21.95 which is excellent value for money for what is a very nice entry level vibrator with some great characteristics.

A really lovely toy that both looks and feels great. I love the range of speeds, and the quietness of the motor. It would make an ideal choice for a first time vibe.

Jessica Rabbit Ultimate XXTRA G Rabbit Vibe

I bought this rabbit from www.SexToys.co.uk as I had worn out my trusty Futuretech Rabbit. I use it by hand but I also like to use it on my amazing F-Machine Pro fucking machine.

I, like many other women out there love rabbit vibrators and I've had quite a few in the past. This one is a really great rabbit toy. It is a relatively quiet toy, but not silent, I just turn the telly up a notch and can confidently use it when others are in the house. A good size, with great texture and some great speed settings ensures that the clit stim does absolute wonders.

At the time of writing the Jessica Rabbit Ultimate XXTRA G Rabbit Vibe costs just £34.95 which is great value for a sex toy that performs as well as this one does. The price had dropped since I was last browsing for rabbit vibes and so I was happy to save a couple of pounds on the deal from www.sextoys.co.uk

Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock 8" Classic Dildo

I bought this dildo from Sex Toys primarily to use on my F-Machine Pro but it is also a lot of fun to use on its own. I got it from Sex Toys.

This is a nicely sculptured dildo that carries a lot of surface texture that feels great in use. The veins down its side come into their own when this dildo is used on a Fucking Machine, feeling sublime in use. It's an ideal size if you don't want a large toy but one that still fills you.

At the time of writing the 8" Classic Vac-u-lock Dildo costs just £11.99 which is great value for money.

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