Joanne's Sex Machine and Sex Toy Reviews

Joannes ReviewsWelcome to my site, I hope that you enjoy my reviews and articles. I have a fascination with sex toys and in particular sex and fucking machines, e-stim and BDSM. Basically I like it the kinkier the better.

I have a lot of fun doing what I do and I hope it shows in my reviews and articles. I am joined by two friends, my Stunt Cock and sub'r' who assist me with some reviews or where I need a second opinion. I can always rely on them for a good time and honest advice.

I love hearing from my readers so please don't be shy, post a comment or get in touch. It is always nice to get feedback about my site, reviews and articles.

Joanne xxx

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February 15, 2019

Hot Octopuss Launches JETT, its Customisable Guybrator™ with Treble and Bass Technology

Breaking news! Today Hot Octopuss, creators of the ‘World’s First Guybrator’, has launched a new product, JETT. Their first guybrator, PULSE and POCKET PULSE, won a lot of awards but it carries quite a high price, this new product is just £49.99/$69/E49 though. It is worn just below the tip of the penis and is driven by two powerful bullets, one Treble and…
February 13, 2019

Stolen Content

Not on sexmachinereviews.co.uk? If you are reading this article on any website other than my own www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk, then the site you are reading it on has stolen it. Probably adding in links to nefarious sites and basically robbing me of my earnings. My name is Joanne and my blog doesn't generate much money, but that is beside the point. I work…
February 08, 2019

Fun Factory Fun Cup Explore Kit - Menstrual Cup Review

Bloody periods shouldn't be bloody frustrating While visiting Erofame last year, sub'r' spotted the Fun Factory Fun Cups on their stand and as she uses menstrual cups they immediately caught her attention. One month later a package arrived with the Explore Kit for her to use and evaluate. She has now used them for two cycles and here is her review of them.…

Electrosex Penis Play Guide For Hands Free Orgasms

Feb 06, 2019 E-Stim Advice
Or, Joanne's guide to zapping your cock First of all this article is a little bit naughtier than my usual ones and it depicts explicit visual demonstrations of electrode positioning on men so before you scroll down please make sure it is safe and wise to do…

Sinful Sunday Week 408

Feb 03, 2019 Sinful Sunday
Week 408 and this week's pic is shockingly good fun It's all about the picture, and this one features my Violet Wand and it certainly paints a picture. It is amazing just how much fun 40,000V to 50,000V can be on my lady bits. I find Violet Wand play to be…

Blush Avant D3 Summer Fling Silicone Dildo Review

Feb 02, 2019 Dildos
A dildo that has put me on the naughty list Let me tell you about Christmas morning in the life of this little reviewer. I woke up to a cold Christmas morning expecting not too many presents but boy was I wrong. With much excitement, I started opening…

Ovis - Erotic Fiction

Jan 30, 2019 Blog
Guest Post I am delighted to be able to host this rather surprising story from a friend of mine who wants to remain anonymous. Ovis By Anon I have felt for some time now like someone is watching me. It is a weird, hair stand up on the back of my neck kind of…

Womanizer Liberty Rechargeable Travel Clitoral Stimulator Review

Jan 28, 2019 Vibrators
A discreet clitoral stimulator that gives you just what you need Can you believe that I have never reviewed a product from Womanizer before? Three years of reviewing sex toys, 278 reviews so far but none of them of Womanizer products. Well, that has now…

Gplug Twist Vibrating Anal Butt Plug

Jan 21, 2019 Butt Plugs
Give your ass the screwing it deserves Now, never let it be said that I have turned down the excuse for a little bum fun. So I was, of course, delighted when Gvibe got in touch after I had reviewed their GBulb Vibrator asking if I would be interested in…
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