Joanne's Sex Machine and Sex Toy Reviews

Welcome to my siteWelcome to my site, I hope that you enjoy my reviews and articles. I have a fascination with sex toys and in particular sex and fucking machines, e-stim and BDSM.

I have a lot of fun doing what I do and I hope it shows in my reviews and articles.

I love hearing from my readers so please don't be shy, post a comment or get in touch.

Joanne xxx

Latest Articles

December 07, 2018

LOVELY 2.0 Vibrating Cock Ring With Desire-Sensing Technology

An app controlled vibrating cock ring that has me gagging for more I was delighted when Lovely got in touch with me before Erofame asking if I would review their new toy the Lovely2.0 for them. Always up for a challenge and an insight into a new sex toy, I agreed of course, and they told me one would be dispatched when they were finally ready. "The lovely…
December 03, 2018

The Pornocalypse Continues - Tumblr Bans Adult Content

Here we go again, this time it's Tumblr We can all sleep safer in our beds at night, on December the 17th Tumblr will join a long list of sites that got rich and popular through adult content but then turned their back on it. Yes, Tumblr is the latest site to join the Pornopocalypse by banning adult content. But it will protect the children I hear some…
November 18, 2018

Fun Factory Stronic G From Crimson Princess

This amazing little toy has been the cause of so many bedsheet changes I was delighted when I was asked by Crimson Princess if I would be interested in reviewing a Fun Factory Stronic G Vibrator for them. I love the bright, vibrant colours and body safe materials used by Fun Factory, and I was first introduced to them when I lived in Germany many years ago…

S2 Machine Gun Sex Machine

Nov 16, 2018 Sex & Fucking Machines
Another machine that proves the adage that you get what you pay for Having recently reviewed the S1 Cheap Sex Machine Bundle for I was excited to see another machine arrive in the post. This time it was one of the Machine Gun style fucking…

Furry Fantasy Black Panther Tail Butt Plug

Nov 15, 2018 Butt Plugs
Could this be a Purrrrfect kitty tail butt plug? Fantasy play can be a great way to kink things up a bit, and both my submissive and I love a little kitty play. I was delighted when I received a Furry Fantasy Black Panther Tail from to review,…

Avant Pride P5 Fluid Silicone Butt Plug Review

Nov 12, 2018 Butt Plugs
A stunning butt plug that should be worn with "Pride" I always love it when Latex, Leather & Lace reach out to me for a review as they always seem to send me amazing products that are a pleasure to review. This time was no exception to that rule, and after…

S1 Cheap Sex Machine Bundle

Nov 09, 2018 Sex & Fucking Machines
A sub £50 fucking machine sounds too good to be true I do enjoy my fucking machines and have quite a bit of experience with them now. I always relish the opportunity to try new ones out as that gives me an excellent opportunity to compare their features and…

DIY Bi-Polar Insertable Electrode - The Curly Wurly

Nov 08, 2018 DIY E-Stim Equipment
For Intense Vaginal Or Anal Penetrative E-Stim Pleasure After making my Bumble Bee Tri-polar estim electrode, I was contacted by the very talented e-stimson on as he tweaked my design for me making it even better - thank you. He also came up…

Motorbunny Premium Silicone Attachments Review

Nov 03, 2018 Sex & Fucking Machines
These attachments are body safe and squirt proof you'll be pleased to know For anyone who doesn't know what the Motorbunny is - where have you been? The Motorbunny is a Sybian® style ride on sex machine, and I was incredibly lucky to have had to opportunity…

E-Stim Session Diary

Nov 01, 2018 E-Stim Advice
I always advise people to keep an e-stim session diary and I will show you why you should do so Anyone new to the wonderful world of E-stim fun will know how tricky it can be to find the right electrode placements and settings to deliver reliable hands-free…

Puppy Play Spiked Leather Alpha Dog Collar Review

Oct 30, 2018 BDSM Kit Reviews
A collar to make you stand out from the rest of the pack Anyone who reads my blog and reviews regularly knows how much I enjoy wearing collars when enjoying some BDSM play time. I was delighted to be able to review this Puppy Play Spiked Leather Alpha Dog…

My Stereostim Estim Control Box Build Part 2

Oct 28, 2018 DIY E-Stim Equipment
This reviewer and power tools just don't get on You can find the first article in this build diary in My Stereostim Estim Control Box Build Part 1 This project has been on the back burner for a while now for a number of reasons. Firstly time has been an issue…