Other Reviews

These reviews are of products that don't readily fit into any of my other categories. If it's weird or unusual then it's probably in here but don't let that put you off there are some great pieces of kit reviewed here.

Other Reviews
Clone-A-Pussy Plus+ Hot Pink Kit Review - Joanne's Sex Machine Reviews

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Review Silicone Clone A Pussy Masturbator Kit

Overall Rating:
9.0

Clone-A-Pussy Plus+ Hot Pink Kit Review - Joanne's Sex Machine Reviews

Make a clone of your pussy and let someone enjoy using it

I had so much fun cloning my pussy a couple of years ago with a Clone-A-Pussy Kit that I was sent to review. At the end of the process, I could gaze at my own foof in all its glory.

I still use it as a paperweight on my work desk, and it has raised some awkward questions on several occasions.

"I loved having it used on me, and I have used it a couple of times on my own now, and it does the job. Obviously having sub'r' utilising a cast of her own pussy on my cock was the highlight."

Stunt Cock

Clone-a-pussy saw one of my social media posts about their kits, and they got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing one of their Plus+ kits.

Intrigued, I said yes, of course. I decided rather than clone my own pussy again, I would use this kit to clone my submissives pussy. I would then turn it into a masturbator for my partner to enjoy. So let's get cracking on this rather unusual review of this fun kit.

So Divine Sensual Kegel Ball Training Set

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Review Silicone Kegel Pelvic Floor Trainer Kit SoDivine

Overall Rating:
9.0

So Divine Sensual Kegel Ball Training Set

Kegel balls can be a lot of fun, using them can have great benefits to your sex life

Who would turn down the opportunity to improve their sexual performance and tackle some lady issues often present in later life?

I know I love a challenge, especially when it involves playing with insertables, of course. So, I was delighted when So Divine got in touch asking if I would like to review their new Kegl Ball Training Set.

"As they are 100% waterproof, you can even do your exercises while using the bath or shower. I enjoy using them in the bath clenching and squeezing them. This always gets me very horny, and it is nice to finish a training session with a hard orgasm — much more fun than going to the gym LOL."

Joanne

They have a set of three kegel balls, each differing in weight and size, and I know how much fun this type of training can be having reviewed others in the past.

I didn't have to wait long for them to arrive. Once they did, it was time for a vaginal workout with "Eye of the tiger" playing in the background.

Temptasia Clitoris And Nipple Enhancement System Pump

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Review BDSM Vacuum Suction Blush Novelties PeepShowToys

Overall Rating:
9.2

Temptasia Clitoris And Nipple Enhancement System Pump

Doing the vacuuming has never been so much fun

I was delighted when Blush asked me to review their Temptasia Clitoris and Nipple Enhancement System for them. Now before you ask, what the heck is one of those, in layman's terms its a nipple and clitoral suction set.

I love suction play, and in the past, I enjoyed reviewing the Size Matters Max Twist Nipple Suckers for Uberkinky. They were so much fun to use that they left me wanting to try more suction toys.

"I was amazed at just how sensitive my bits became once swollen from a good vacuum session. I really want to try a pussy pump next so that I can experience having my clitoris and labia all swollen and hypersensitive."

Joanne

Queue Blush and their offer of this fantastic set and I knew that this set would take suction play to a new level of enjoyments with its three different sized suction cups.

So, let me tell you why everyone should try some suction toys at some point in their life as they are so much fun.

Ann Summers Nipple Covers Review

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Review Other Ann Summers Nipples Nipple Pasties

Overall Rating:
9.0

Ann Summers Nipple Covers Review

Get your baps out while covering your modesty up

Ann Summers sent me a set of nipple covers, or as they are often referred to, nipple pasties. As the name suggests, they are covers for your nipples to preserve some decency if you are shall we say getting your baps out.

Don't get me started on the whole argument about how men's nipples are free to be displayed whereas female nipples carry a taboo - Grrrrr.

"They are very comfortable to wear, the glue holds them in place nicely, and they give a huge confidence boost if you are getting your boobs out."

Joanne

This product allows you to cover your nipples should you choose to do so. They are often used in burlesque shows or as a kinky item of clothing for bedroom use.

As I have never worn nipple covers before, I was keen to see just how good the glue used is as obviously that is just about the only thing that can go wrong. So what do I think of the Ann Summers Nipple Covers? Read on to find out.

PVC Discipline Dress Review From Honour.co.uk

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Review Clothing PVC Honour Dress

Overall Rating:
9.0

PVC Discipline Dress Review From Honour.co.uk

A stunning short dress that oozes sex appeal

It's always nice to be able to review some kinky fetish clothing, and we don't do enough of it in my opinion. So, it was a delight when Honour.co.uk got in touch asking if we would review their PVC Discipline Dress for them.

PVC clothing just looks so sexy, with its figure-hugging nature and shiny looks. So, of course, we jumped at the chance to review this lovely piece of club wear.

"After one lovely paddling and caning session sub'r' commented on how nice the fabric felt on her red bum cheeks as she walked around the club afterwards. The inner cloth material rubbing against her flesh felt delightful."

Joanne

This is a stunning dress that positively oozes sexuality. It's also the perfect dress for anyone whether they be Dominant or submissive.

So let me tell you how much we enjoyed reviewing this dress and why sub'r' likes it so much.

Shunga Exotic Intimate Massage Candles Review

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Review Massage Candle LatexLeatherLace Shunga

Overall Rating:
9.2

Shunga Exotic Intimate Massage Candles Review

These massage candles deliver delightful scents and are great for intimate massages

One of the brightest stands visited during the Joannes Reviews expedition to Erofame in Germany last year was the Shunga Stand.

It blew my stunt cock and sub'r' away with its vibrant colours and the general excitement around the stand.

"The oil spreads out well, and it warms the skin as you do so. As you spread it out, it releases more of the intimate fragrance into the air."

Joanne

Shungas range of products is enormous, I had no idea just how many products they produce, and my team came away with some goodies to review.

This review is going to concentrate on two massage candles.

Black Floral Lace Metal Boned 6 Strap Suspender Basque Review

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Review LatexLeatherLace Clothing Basque

Overall Rating:
9.0

Black Floral Lace Metal Boned 6 Strap Suspender Basque Review

This is one sexy little basque that sub'r' loves

Last December my Stunt Cock took our lovely submissive sub'r' to visit one of our all-time favourite shops, Latex, Leather & Lace for a birthday treat.

He treated her to this lovely looking basque that they had just got in stock and sub'r' fell in love with it immediately.

"The stitching and level of finish are excellent. Just turning it inside out and looking at one of the seams confirms that the manufacturer Nylon Dreams really know what they are doing."

Joanne

Hand made in the UK is something that you don't often hear any more but that is what this line of lingerie is and it scream quality, its stunning design just looks so sexy.

So, let me tell you about the Black Floral Lace Metal Boned 6 Strap Suspender Basque from Latex, Leather & Lace.

Swiss Navy Toy And Body Cleaner

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Review Cleaner Swiss Navy

Overall Rating:
8.6

Swiss Navy Toy And Body Cleaner

A great product that makes post play clean up a breeze

I'm always harping on about the importance of sex toy cleanliness and saying things like just wash and then clean with an anti-bacterial sex toy cleaner.

Well after Stunt Cock and sub'r' visited Erofame last year they came back with some sample bottles of the Swiss Navy Sex Toy cleaner and having now used a bottle almost up I think it is time to let everyone know my thoughts on it.

So let me tell you why I like the Swiss Navy Sex Toy cleaner.

Fun Factory Fun Cup Explore Kit - Menstrual Cup Review

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Review Fun Factory Silicone Menstrual Cups Hypoallergenic Female

Overall Rating:
6.2

Fun Factory Fun Cup Explore Kit - Menstrual Cup Review

Bloody periods shouldn't be bloody frustrating

While visiting Erofame last year, sub'r' spotted the Fun Factory Fun Cups on their stand and as she uses menstrual cups they immediately caught her attention.

One month later a package arrived with the Explore Kit for her to use and evaluate. She has now used them for two cycles and here is her review of them.

"One thing I love about them is you are free to do anything while wearing them without bulky pads inside your underwear. You can go swimming, ride a bike or do anything that you can do when not on your period."

sub'r'

Having spoken to her at length about them, I may have to give them a go myself as they can save a lot of money and the environment too.

So without further ado, here is the Fun Factory Explore Kit review by sub'r'.

Lust & Joy Loopy Bounce TrioPack

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Review Dildo Silicone Other Inflatable PVC

Overall Rating:
8.8

Lust & Joy Loopy Bounce TrioPack

Bounce your way to orgasm after orgasm

While visiting Erofame 2018 my Stunt Cock and sub'r' came across an interesting stand from Lust & Joy. It featured their Loopy Bounce which immediately got the attention of sub'r'.

Consider it a high tech space hopper with a dildo, and you won't be far off the mark. But it isn't just a space hopper, a lot of thought has gone into the design. As you can imagine, sub'r' offered her services if they wanted one reviewing.

"Once or twice I nearly fell over, and that brought on a fit of the giggles before I carried on. That is the thing about the Loopy Bounce, it is a sex toy, but it is so much fun to use. I am not talking sexual pleasure per se, it is actually fun bouncing up and down on it. The good fucking it provides is an added bonus."

Joanne

Fast forward a month and a half, and a package arrived from Switzerland containing one of the Lust and Joy Loopy Bounce TrioPacks. You can imagine the excitement as we opened the box. It isn't often that we get to review something fresh, exciting and entirely different from anything that we have tackled before.

So let me introduce you to the most fun that you can have on an inflatable. Read on to find out how we got on with this inflatable human powered fucking machine.

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