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In my years I have tried lots of sexual practices and activities. Some enjoyable and some not so enjoyable. These articles are designed to give everyone the benefit of my wisdom and I hope that you find them both interesting and enjoyable. Leave a comment and I will get back to you on them.

Looking for a fantastic range of sex machines? Check out Cartel De Amore

It is no secret that I love sex and fucking machines in general, relishing the sheer power and performance of them. They never tire, slow or falter, a fucking machine has one job, and it is designed to do it exceptionally well.

But, where can you get one from? What sort of machines are best suited to my circumstances? These are questions that I often get asked, and in this sponsored post, I am going to point you to a company that can take care of your every fucking and sex machine needs. Let me introduce you to Cartel De Amore, based in Anaheim, California.

"Be sure to check out the machines over at Cartel De Amore, and don't forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi""

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They carry a fantastic range of sex machines as well as all the attachments that you can think of to enhance your experience. With so many sex machines to choose from, it can be hard to sort out what would be the best option for you. So, in my usual style, I'm going to break them down into a few categories and make some recommendations for you to think about.

This article will cover standard fucking machines, vibrating sex machines, male milking machines and some recommendations on attachments.

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  • Brief Synopsis With so many sex and fucking machines to choose from it is nice to see so many in one place, check out Cartel Del Amore.

Check out this quick and easy way to save some cash

This article contains affiliate links, but the title isn't clickbait, you really can save money when shopping for sex toys.

We could all do with saving money when we shop. Who wouldn't fancy a problem-free way to get extra discounts from their favourite brands?

I know that I love the idea, and one evening while watching TV I saw the adverts from TopCashBack.co.uk and thought to myself - I wonder if it would work for sex toys?

Well, as the old saying goes, curiosity killed the cat. But in my case, curiosity saved me some hard cash - woohoo!

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  • Brief Synopsis Save money when you shop for sex toys and pretty much anything else too.

VR Porn is taking the internet by storm, here's how to get in on the action?

Two months ago, VRPorn.com announced that it has officially surpassed 100 million users.

That is a lot of kinky people looking for VR Porn. Any website would be more than happy with that sort of traffic. But remember this is a site catering solely for VR Porn and it makes that statistic all the more impressive.

It shows you just how far this porn niche has grown, now becoming much more mainstream than niche. More and more people are discovering how highly erotic VR porn can be.

With the cost of equipment is coming down almost monthly, it is now more affordable than ever to dip your toes into the VR Porn scene.

Recently Playstation announced that they've sold 4.2 million PSVR systems as of March 2019. While HTC and Oculus are more protective over their exact sales numbers, they are likely to both also be in the same ballpark.

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  • Brief Synopsis VR Porn is on the rise, let me tell you how to enjoy it cheaply and where to find it.

You can enjoy a body safe wank on a budget

I don't need to preach to anyone about how times can be hard and even if you haven't got much spare cash we all need some excitement in our lives.

By excitement, I mean the sexual kind (that's the best type anyway).

You might think that body-safe sex toys are the realm of fantasy if you are on a budget.

But, I am happy to be able to prove that myth wrong with some inspiring examples of great body safe sex toys available on a budget.

So, your piggy bank can stop shaking in fear, let me show you how you can have a good old wank on a budget.

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  • Brief Synopsis Buying sex toys on a budget can be a struggle but here are some great suggestions for body-safe options that won't break the bank

You dream of a passionate love life, but a busy lifestyle and stress has other plans for you. If your sex life needs a little boost, there’s a secret sex trick that will leave you and your lover panting for more. Get steamy in the bedroom and introduce this tantra technique into your world.

Tantric massage can be defined as the most sensual massage you’ll ever experience. If you’re looking to improve your sex life, you don’t need to search any further. This relaxing, erotic massage gives improved orgasms, awakens your sexual appetite, and allows you to experience a deeper connection with your partner. Reach a higher level of sexual satisfaction and learn new methods of pleasuring each other.

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  • Brief Synopsis If your sex life needs a little boost, there’s a secret sex trick that will leave you and your lover panting for more. Consider a Tantric Massage.

The best machines for hands free orgasms, or, a posh wank

I am often asked which is the best male milking machine. I am going to tell you all about three that I know are out of this world. They ain't cheap, but with sex machines, you do indeed get what you pay for.

So for anyone who has stumbled upon this page and is now thinking "what the heck is a male milking machine"?

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  • Brief Synopsis Check out these three male milking machines and take your masturbation to the next level.

Here are some pointers to smooth things out a bit

Stinging or burning is often caused by either having too much power going through an electrode or having your electrode too small. Other things can also create this sort of problem, and I will cover those later in this article.

Here are some pointers to bear in mind with different styles of electrode.

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  • Brief Synopsis Here are some simple tips on making your e-stim experience smoother and without hot spots

You might be surprised by the DDLG scene when you learn more about it

First off, I can pretty much guarantee that at least 90% of the people reading this post will have either never heard of a DDLG relationship or have lots of misconceptions about them.

"I love to enter littlespace as it is so relaxing and I can do the things I really enjoy doing"

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So, what is DDLG? It is an acronym for Daddy Dom / Little Girl, but before you take a deep intake of breath through clamped teeth read on to find out what it is really like.

I hope to dispell a lot of myths about this form of BDSM relationship within this post, so please do bear with me. So read on to learn more about this form of BDSM play.

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  • Brief Synopsis This article informs whilst also dispelling lots of myths about Daddy Dom little girl relationships for the DDLG scene in BDSM

The thought of being locked in chastity really turns me on

Chastity is a subject that elicits all sorts of emotions in people, disgust, confusion, excitement. What is it about the act of physically locking out your ability to have sex or to masturbate that appeals to the lovers of chastity?

"Chastity - The state or practice of refraining from extramarital, or especially from all, sexual intercourse."

Oxford English Dictionary

I intend to find out and to shed light on this kinky activity, as it is something that intrigues me and turns me on at the same time.

So read on to find out more about chastity and orgasm denial to see if it is for you or to satisfy your curiosity.

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  • Brief Synopsis Chastity and the power-play that goes with it has long been a fantasy of mine. I can't wait to be able to experience it myself but here is what I know about this kinky fetish.

The night I popped my swingers club cherry at The Attic in Derby

It was raining hard, and I was starting to regret my decision to visit a swingers club with my partner as I walked to the door as my nerves were kicking in. The walk from the sizeable off-street carpark to the clubs doors seemed to take ages, but I was glad I had brought a brolly with me.

This was my first visit to a swingers club, and while I knew what to expect, nerves were taking their toll on my resolve to go through with it. When we arrived at the large purple doors, it was a choice of brave the rain again or go inside. I bit the bullet and stepped inside.

Opening the door had us entering a sort of airlock with a little window through which we paid our entrance fee before being buzzed in. We had stopped by the Attic club in Derby as it is relatively local to us and I wanted to see what swingers clubs were like on the inside.

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  • Brief Synopsis Swingers clubs can be a lot of fun, check out my thoughts of my first trip to one, I visited the Attic Swingers Club in Derby.

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