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I Am Reviewing The Python Electro-Compression System

My Stunt Cock is going to be having lots of shockingly good fun

After a very exciting visit to the ETO (Erotic Trade Only) Show in Coventry where we spent a good deal of time chatting to the lovely people form E-Stim Systems, we were given the opportunity to review the Python.

The Python is their first electro-compression system for the testicles. It features gold contacts and a compression plate with three thumb screws that are used to compress the testicles up against the contact plates.

It allows direct e-stim play with your testicles, stimulating your posterior scrotal nerves. My Stunt Cock is in for a real treat while we get to know this amazing piece of e-stim equipment.

I Am Reviewing The Tremor Sex Machine

I am really excited after using the Tremor

I am so excited to be able to review the Tremor Sex Machine. This is a ride on vibrator in the style of the legendary Sybian and Motorbunny.

It has some fantastic features, and it blows both the Sybian and the Motorbunny out of the water, retailing at $849. That is an impressive price point for a machine of this calibre and capability.

Lighter. Safer. More Powerful!

Half the Price!

I am mid-review of it, but it has already made both sub'r', and I squirt like never before.

Electrastim Release Their AXIS Electro Stimulator

Electrastim has released a new e-stim control box called the AXIS Electro Stimulator

It is a USB rechargeable e-stim control box that features two output channels together with a host of new features that sound really interesting.

It is always great when a manufacturer releases a new control box as more choice in the market can only benefit customers and hopefully push e-stim in a more mainstream activity.

Any Other Bloggers Visiting ETO 2019?

I am visiting ETO this year with Stunt Cock and sub'r'

I am visiting the ETO (Erotic Trade Only) trade show in Coventry on the 10th and 11th of March 2019.

ETO didn't happen last year, but I am delighted to see it back again in 2019. I visited for the first time and popped my show cherry in 2016.

I was so, so nervous and found refuge in the lovely Bloggers Corner that was organised by the fantastic Cara from Carasutra, Mel from Voluptasse and Cheryl from HornyGeekGirl. There I met so many amazing bloggers, and I was so thankful for having it there.

Today I Upgraded My 2B Estim Control Box Firmware

It was so simple to upgrade my 2B E-stim control boxes firmware!

One of the features of the 2B Control Box (read my review of it here) from E-Stim Systems is its upgradeability. Unlike other popular control boxes like the Erostek ET312B Power Unit, it is always in constant development.

There have been four firmware updates this year so far, and the latest adds a number of new features and routines. I am lucky enough to be able to test pre-release firmware candidates, and today I decided to update my 2B to version 2.116B Beta version of the latest firmware, and I am already impressed with it.

I Am Delighted To Be Working With Honour.co.uk

Breaking news!

Honour is a huge brand based in London and they have two physical shops together with their rather amazing website that is stocked with all sorts of kinky products.

I was delighted when they got in touch with me asking if I would review some things for them and also if I would mind making some recommendations for beginners and more experienced kinksters alike.

Having looked through their incredible range of products I have come up with a few that are noteworthy for lots of different reasons.

These nice folk have also given me a discount code that I can share with you all so you can get 10% off their range of products.

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You can check out my special page on their site to view my recommendations here - Check Out Some Great Product Suggestions

I have received some great products from them to review and the Subservient Starter Set is fantastic value for money and totally worth a very strong recommendation. Check out my review - coming soon.

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Hot Octopuss Launches JETT, its Customisable Guybrator™ with Treble and Bass Technology

Breaking news!

Today Hot Octopuss, creators of the ‘World’s First Guybrator’, has launched a new product, JETT.

Their first guybrator, PULSE and POCKET PULSE, won a lot of awards but it carries quite a high price, this new product is just £49.99/$69/E49 though.

Image showing the JETT and its packagingIt is worn just below the tip of the penis and is driven by two powerful bullets, one Treble and one Bass–you can adjust each bullet for a fully customisable experience. It has a flexible sleeve that expands to allow you to go from flaccid to erect, resulting in hands-free orgasms. This sounds like deliciously good fun.

They’ve been working on this for six years, and it’s only available on their website right now, not in stores.

More about the technology: The JETT is powered by two custom ‘bullet’ vibrators, each containing a different sized motor, which delivers different vibration frequencies. The Treble Bullet emits intense high-frequency waves, while the Bass Bullet provides deep, rumbly low-frequency stimulation. You can use them separately or in combination.

They’re using the hashtag #FindYourFrequency because you can do just that by simply adjusting the power of each bullet to suit you. Find out more on their website: https://www.hotoctopuss.com/product/jett/

I have now had the pleasure of reviewing the JETT Guybrator so check out the review.

Image showing the JETT and its packaging
The JETT looks like it could be a lot of fun to use

Stolen Content

Not on sexmachinereviews.co.uk?

If you are reading this article on any website other than my own www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk, then the site you are reading it on has stolen it. Probably adding in links to nefarious sites and basically robbing me of my means of making a living.

My name is Joanne and my blog doesn't generate much money, but that is beside the point. I work damn hard at what I do, and everything that you see and read on my own site www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk is from my heart. I take great pride in what I do, and it galls me that websites skim my content illegally to post elsewhere.

Ovis - Erotic Fiction

Guest Post

Joanne's guest postsI am delighted to be able to host this rather surprising story from a friend of mine who wants to remain anonymous.

Ovis

By Anon

I have felt for some time now like someone is watching me. It is a weird, hair stand up on the back of my neck kind of creepy. I have no reason to feel like this. I have made myself more aware of my surroundings. I have not noticed anyone that I see close by all the time, no vehicles or anything, no stalkers, it’s just a weird feeling that I cannot shake.

Chrome Deco Dual Ixu Violet Wand

Violet Wand play can be shockingly good fun

Since I bought and reviewed an Electro Erotic Neon Wand kit from Lovehoney we have all been smitten by it. For something that can evoke really raw emotions, it is an incredible way to get off.

Yes, the thought of playing with 40,000V - 50,000V is terrifying but when you actually look into it, violet wand play is one of the safest forms of electro play.

My Stunt Cock has really got into using it and he has developed a real knack of using one to send either myself or sub'r' into orgasmic bliss. He just teases us with the amazing sensations that a Violet Wand can deliver building up to some incredible orgasms.

Recently at a club, I tried a mechanical Violet Wand for the first time and that felt even better. You see there are two types of Violet Wand, mechanical and solid state. The vast majority of modern Violet Wands are solid state ones. These use electronics to produce the very high voltages and miniscule current that Violet Wands use but they can be harsh.

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I Am Reviewing The Python Electro-Compression System

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