It is no secret that I love sex and fucking machines in general, relishing the sheer power and performance of them. They never tire, slow or falter, a fucking machine has one job, and it is designed to do it exceptionally well.
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They carry a fantastic range of sex machines as well as all the attachments that you can think of to enhance your experience. With so many sex machines to choose from, it can be hard to sort out what would be the best option for you. So, in my usual style, I'm going to break them down into a few categories and make some recommendations for you to think about.
This article will cover standard fucking machines, vibrating sex machines, male milking machines and some recommendations on attachments.
I have been designing and making 3D printable electrodes and more importantly, electrode insulators for over a year now.
Over that time, my skills and knowledge about not only designing these items but enabling the designs to be easily printed on hobby-level 3D printers have improved considerably.
I still release my designs to the community for free personal use as I am a big believer of giving back to the community.
I also sell ready-made insulators and the funds from these products helps me run my site and also upgrade my equipment so that I can create even better and more intricate kink and e-stim products.
I have upgraded my Ender 3 printer to a direct drive system, it is now controlled by a 32-bit processor making it better in almost every way.
One of my reasons for upgrading from the standard bowden drive system for the filament to a direct drive system is so I can use some really nice materials.
Hello, my name is Rachel, I would like to tell you about something that happened to me recently. After receiving a promotion at work, I needed to move to another country. I was both scared and excited at the prospect at the new job and a new country to explore on my own.
I travelled by plane, limited to just one small case, with the rest of my belongings would be transported by land.
As I didn't want to risk taking any of my favourite sex toys, "just in case". I thought that having only a couple of weeks with my fingers for company wouldn't be a problem. Plus, I could always look to buy something when I arrived at my new home to tide me over as it were.
I was given one month to settle in before I would start work. With nothing to do as yet, I decided that it would be a great idea to spend a few days getting to know the area. While exploring, I was surprised to find what looked like a small sex shop.
Although I had taken some language classes, I wanted to be sure this was a sex toy shop and not a brothel. So I watched the entrance for a while and saw plenty of couples, single men and women come and go from the store carrying shopping bags. This gave me the confidence to see what was on offer inside.
So, here's the premise, you love e-stim. Stimming is one of your favourite ways of getting off, the hands-free orgasms blow you away, and you want to share your excitement about this masturbatory practice with your partner.
But how do you broach the subject without scaring them off? That is the million-dollar question and one that I will be discussing in this article.
I am talking about STI's (Sexually Transmitted Infections) here, and this lockdown may be a blessing in disguise for the swinging community and just everyone who is sexually active.
All STI's have a gestation period before symptoms arise, and often the infection can be spread between partners before symptoms occur. The lockdown, we are in as a nation, has pretty much stopped people having sex with new partners. That is a good thing regarding STI spread.
Think about it for a minute, with people not freely engaging sexually with new partners we are not only stopping the spread of Coronavirus, but we are also not spreading HIV and all of the other STI's that plague humanity.
I am delighted to be able to introduce the fantastic Peroxide.
Peroxide has been writing a Kink/Relationship/Lifestyle Blog called Submissive in Seattle since 2011. He live in Seattle, Wa (who would have guessed) with his partner and Dominant.
Follow his adventures on his Twitter account @Peroxide__, on Fetlife or at SubmissiveInSeattle.com
I have so many projects and ideas rushing around in my head at the moment. Anyone who follows my site and the kinky things I get up to will be well aware of my love of designing electrodes and kinky things. I am a total geek at heart LOL.
I have no formal education in anything like this. While the designs I come up with look polished, it takes me days to perfect something I have decided to model in 3D. I use Fusion360 to design my bits and bobs and the learning curve on that was like the North Face of the Eiger. Here is a link to the first thing I ever designed and it took forever - Bumble Bee Pussy Clamp Electrode.
I am self-taught, which is nothing new there. When I was introduced to the beautiful world of e-stim play, I pretty much fumbled my way around. I taught myself how to give myself hands-free orgasms reliably. That is one of the reasons why I write so many e-stim articles and advice guides. They hopefully help others coming into the scene to find it easier to reach their first HFO.
It's time for me to sit here and place my thoughts in front of the whole world as to what is currently happening in the sex blogging community.
The sex blogging community should be a beacon of mutual acceptance and understanding. But it is a beacon with a weak flickering flame, one that will not go out but still a beacon that falls short of its true potential.
As an open community, we had the opportunity to accept and welcome all genders, colours, sizes and shapes, but recent events have highlighted how this is not truly the case.
On social media, they asked if there was anything in particular people would like to see explained in these videos. Well being a gobby cow (in the most delightful way), I had to ask about a quick primer on stereo-stim or using audio files when stimming. It's often a subject that causes lots of confusion to people new to stimming.
Imagine my delight when they did produce an excellent video on this subject. They even gave me a shout out in it too, thank you Electrastim.
With the pandemic running its cause all over the globe, healthcare professionals are at the front lines of the battle against this virulent foe. Here in the UK, we are incredibly proud of all the NHS staff and critical workers doing their bit to keep everyone safe and sound.
The NHS staff, in particular, are in harm's way, caring for patients with Covid-19, and they rely on personal protective equipment (PPE) to keep them safe.
This vital equipment is becoming in short supply, and small businesses and individuals who can help are rallying to the cause.
Ok, so the first thing I need to say is that most people with Fibromyalgia may have different symptoms. This post details my struggle with it and how I cope. There is no cure or easy solution to the constant pain, stiffness and other symptoms, and it's undoubtedly not something that I would wish on anyone.
In some respects, I am quite lucky though, while I'm on a lot of pain meds and do walk with crutches, or need to use a wheelchair over longer distances. I can still walk with crutches, and the pain meds do help slightly, and I also only suffer from mild fibro-fog (yes, that is a real term).
Luckily the fibro-fog is something that is not a constant for me, so I can just stop writing, and come back later to finish and edit what I am working on as needed.
I am in awe of Deviant Designs; he produces the most incredibly kinky and deviant projects that he uses on the lovely MistressKrush.
I always recommend checking out his site, social media accounts and of course his Patreon account. Consider subscribing if you want a peek behind the scenes and access to the latest news, videos and posts about his kinky creations.
I want to tell you all about one of his latest creations and how it has spurred me into designing something like it for myself and sub'r'.
Well, the office is now ready, and we are using it, but with self-isolation being advised by the government, it seems that the doors may be locked for a few weeks.
Never the less, here is a little tour of my office or Dildo Cave as I like to call it. I am thrilled with it, and it suits me down to the ground. Onwards and upwards.
So without further ado, check out this little video intorduction to my new office, or Dildo Cave.
The 2B from E-Stim Systems is an amazing, e-Stim control box, but its vast array of functions can be a little confusing for beginners. Read my review of the E-Stim Systems 2B Control Box to see my initial thoughts on it.
Having now spent almost three years getting to know it and enjoying its basic as well as the advanced functions, I thought it was time to write a guide for newbies to the 2B.
I'm going to focus on function or performance tips rather than just going over what is already in the excellent instructions that you get with the machine.
I don't want to be repeating what is already available, so I am going to focus on settings and ways to play with it that will maximise your chances of getting comfortable with this fantastic control box. Hopefully leading to the holy grail of e-stimming, the hands-free orgasm (HFO).
We are all living at a time in history where we, as a species, face a real and imminent threat. The Covid-19 pandemic is all around the globe now, and governments everywhere are implementing various levels of social distancing and even quarantining.
The government is scrambling to find a solution to the pandemic, but it seems so far they have done too little, too late.
We are now into a voluntary social distancing phase in the fight against coronavirus. But, all too many people are treating it with lip service. Panic buying (for loo rolls of all things) is in full swing, and we seem to be on the brink of an apocalypse. We all need to take a chill pill, analyse what is happening around us and implement reasonable and straightforward adjustments to our lives to minimise or slow the advance of the virus.
Both sub'r' and I are in the vulnerable group of adults when it comes to this virus, and that means we have to take extra care as if either of us gets it there is a good chance this blog won't be getting any future updates.
To that end, this is what we are changing and how we are coping with this problem.
For anyone who is new to my blog and my e-stim products, I started designing my electrodes and insulators about a year ago. Over time I have refined the designs, and I offer them for free on my site.
I do produce them for people who do not have access to a 3D printer, and recently I have been working with a company in London to create some of my designs in very hard-wearing Nylon instead of the usual PLA.
Well, it feels like I have been running flat out for the last two weeks, probably because I have been doing precisely that.
They always say that problems come in threes and this has been the case these last few weeks.
From the outset I decided on the following criteria:The first thing that has been a significant drain on my time and resources is my new office.
Now, that isn't exactly bad news as I love it, but setting it up has been bloody hard work and expensive too. But, I am more than happy with the results so far, it isn't quite finished, but I am using it already.
I have been "having sex with electrons" for about four years, and it has changed my sex life for the better. I discovered it by accident but love how nuanced the sensations can be, and how many ways there are of playing.
I have long assumed, yes I know that can be dangerous, but bear with me on this one. I have thought that e-stim can have potential health benefits, as well as being a fantastic way of getting off hands-free.
I know that some doctors recommend electrical kegel trainers to tighten up and control pelvic floor muscles. Small electrical impulses cause these muscles to tighten and relax over time, training them and strengthening them. This is just one example of electricity being used for positive health benefits, but it is for a specific condition.
Well, I have finally settled on my new office/studio. I will be based in Derby in the midlands, and after looking over several options I have decided on a ground floor office (suitable for my disabilities), and I can't wait to move in.
This one is a little cheaper than the last one I checked out, and it is ever so slightly smaller. That means I have had to change my plans slightly to enable me to get the most out of the space.
This office space is heated (woohoo) and it also has air conditioning (WOOHOO!) which is a massive bonus as is the fact it is on the ground floor and pretty close to the main entrance of the building.
I am delighted to be able to introduce Signs from domsigns.com.
I am a tech geek, a Dom and an old guy who blogs at domsigns.com. I also own and run Elustsexblogs.com a place you can submit your best writing on a wide variety of adult topics I am currently in an LDR with Lillith of lillithavir.com
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