I have always wanted to own a spanking bench, and my dream has finally come true. In the past, I have been fortunate to have been able to review some fantastic dungeon equipment like the BDSM Pillory Set and also the Goo plate from Lodebrock.
But while they are excellent tools for some very kinky bondage scenes, you can't bind someone over them for spanking play. That is what I enjoy; for me, impact play is a way for me to let my Dominant side free, and of course, my lovely submissive, the delightful sub'r', is only too happy to indulge me in that respect.
Now anyone who reads my blog and my reviews know that I love my BDSM and especially impact play instruments.
So, you can imagine just how delighted when Grateful Pain got in touch. They asked me if I wanted to review one of their bespoke, hand made wooden paddles.
"Impacts from it are moderate to severe, you definitely know you have had a good paddling after a session with Paul the paddle. I love the sounds that it makes when it comes into contact with an upturned bottom."Joanne
I replied so quickly to their message they may have thought the e-mail they sent had bounced. I jumped at the chance to add another paddle to my collection. And of course, I also looked forward to having the opportunity to use it on the delightful sub'r'. I also looked forward to having it used on my own behind too, of course.
So, let me tell you just how much we enjoyed this superb wooden paddle and why you should check out the craftsmanships of the Grateful Pain range of BDSM products.
I love reviewing BDSM products and when asked if I am willing to review one I usually just adopt the position before saying "bring it on". I love impact play toys such as whips, canes, floggers and paddles.
I really enjoy using them, and also I relish the sensations that they deliver on my behind. Both sub'r' and I love nothing more than to have her restrained for an excellent impact play session. Impact play often means using restraints and blindfolds, and I think these add to the sexual energy of this type of play.
"The silicone gives no quarter, and unlike suede or leather floggers you get no massaging effect as the fronds dance across your flesh."Stunt Cock
So needless to say when latex, Leather & Lace asked me if I would be interested in reviewing the Quad Silicone Whip from the Doc Johnson Kink Collection, I jumped at the chance.
Even after being warned by Patrick from Latex, Leather & Lace that it is a pretty intense piece of equipment I couldn't wait to put it to the test.
Stunt Cock here again. When it comes to BDSM activities sub'r' loves her impact play the most. This is entirely understandable when you think that impact play is often a core part of most peoples BDSM scenes or kinky bedroom activity.
This type of play can be incredibly arousing and not necessarily painful. A good impact play session can deliver soft almost caress like blows and at the other end of the spectrum hard stinging strikes.
"Using it on sub'r' is a delight and she loves the sensations that it delivers. Stroke after stroke gets her all excited and slowly building up the strength of the blows has her gasping and her backside actively pushing back against the paddle as she gets more and more aroused."Stunt Cock
There is no shortage of impact play toys out there, and the humble paddle is often an implement of choice for lots of people due to its fantastic performance.
I am delighted to have been able to review the Bound To Tease Bamboo Spanking Paddle for sextoys.co.uk for supplying it and allowing me to review it. So, let me tell you all about this lovely looking bamboo paddle.
Well, truth be known sub'r' almost dragged me there when she saw the amazing display of floggers, whips and paddles. She does enjoy her impact play and of course, so do I, and so I didn't need much persuasion to introduce ourselves to them.
"The marble is just so beautiful to behold, and as you rotate it in your hand, the different patterns on it just look amazing. The marble handle is smooth and heavy in the hand, and it has a nicely rounded tip."Joanne
They kindly took some time out from making business contacts to give us the lowdown on their range of fantastic BDSM products. I am very thankful for that as we got to learn so much about their range in a short period of time.
We loved handling all of the floggers and whips, and one stood out for me, and that was their Fifty Times Hotter Marble Handle Flogger. They graciously let me take the one on their stand home to review, and we have had a log of fun putting it through its paces. So let me tell you all about this unusual little flogger.
It's not often that a BDSM starter set comes along that really grabs my attention and also my imagination. But, that is what happened when Honour.co.uk asked me if I would be interested in reviewing theirs, as you can imagine, I jumped at the chance to try it out.
Often beginners sets are filled with low-quality products designed to work for a short length of time, so you need to replace them.
"The amount of equipment you get in this set is fantastic but more importantly, it is quality equipment, and it makes a brilliant way to experiment with some light BDSM play."Joanne
This set is different, totally different in fact and as you will see from this review, I am quite taken with it.
This is the first product ever to get a 10 out of 10 from me so let me show you why this is "the set" to get if you are looking to dip your toes into the kinky waters of the BDSM scene.
Now I love my impact play, but the thought of being on the receiving end of a cat o' nine tails terrified me. The legendary punishment implement used throughout history for its extreme and cruel efficiency.
When I was asked by Meo if I would review one for them I must admit to a little trepidation but, you know me, the thought of an excuse to get my backside out for some corporal punishment was too good to miss so, of course, I said yes.
"I just bit my lip and waited for his order. He told me to stand and go into the dining room where he forced me to bend over the dining room table exposing my buttocks."Joanne
So for anyone unaware of the history of the Cat o' nine tails, it is an implement synonymous with punishment in the Royal Navy and other institutions. People often didn't survive its use, but I had high hopes of doing so.
The Cat was going to be something special, and I couldn't wait to get started with it.
As you can imagine I was delighted when Bondara got in touch with me again, this time asking if I would be interested in reviewing a leather paddle for them.
Well, the thought of a new impact toy and a leather one at that had me squirming in my seat and so I, of course, agreed to review one for them.
"When swung, it requires minimal effort to make a loud slapping noise as it strikes home and it leaves good blade shaped marks on the skin when it is withdrawn."Joanne
They sent me this Lair Leather Sword Slapper Paddle for free in exchange for a fair and honest review, and I couldn't wait to put it to the test.
Now the Master of all things swingy and ouchy is my Stunt Cock, he can swing a paddle or flogger like no-one else, and so he was roped in again to use this paddle on sub'r' and myself so that we could both give our thoughts on it. So read on to find out what we thought of it.
Impact play is often a crucial part of many BDSM scenes and activities, and there is a vast range of products available to allow this to be done safely.
I enjoy having an impact play toy used on me and also using them on others and so when I received a unique discount code from Bondara to share with my readers I just had to treat myself to a new cane.
"It's very well balanced and smooth to swing becoming almost an extension to your hand. Quick light strokes are lots of fun, and if you use your hand to bounce the cane off it you can create strokes that are so fast they are a blur, and these feel divine."Joanne
The Obey Range is an excellent range of BDSM sex toys, and I got 10% off the sale price on this cane - bonus.
This cane is touted as a luxury one, and I looked forward to seeing if it lived up to its title. So read on to see what I thought of this cane.
I learned something new recently; spanking machines are a thing! I was delighted when the good people over at sexmachines.co.uk got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing one of them.
The chance to review another sex machine was too good to miss and as I do enjoy a good spanking, and so does submissive 'r' I jumped at the chance.
"I have been on the receiving end of it a couple of times now, but it is submissive 'r' who has really tested this out under the steadying hand of my Stunt Cock."Joanne
I was then left viewing the assembly video on the sexmachines.co.uk website to understand how it all goes together so that I didn't waste any time when it arrived.
I didn't have to wait long as sexmachines.co.uk are always very quick with their deliveries.
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