Hankeys Toys Sex Machine Dildo Review

Written by  Mar 25, 2024

I welcome the rise of the machines

When Mr Hankeys Toys asked if I would like to review some of their range, I was very excited to see what they would send.

I last reviewed something from Mr Hankeys Toys quite a while ago. I certainly jumped at the chance of getting my hands (and other body parts ;-) ) on some more.

"I loved the feel of the Sex Machine sliding in and out of my pussy. With a fucking machine, I could use a much faster speed than by hand. This speed had me squirming on the bed so quickly. It seemed like I was climaxing within no tim"

Joanne

Mr Hankeys Toys produces some amazing designs from high-quality silicone. They offer a wide selection of designs, with various colours and size options.

If you like unique designs of quality silicone dildos it is worth checking Mr Hankeys Toys Website. This review is for their Sex Machine dildo.

Delivery & Packaging

I did not have to wait long after being informed my toys had been dispatched before they were delivered to my door.

I can say how happy I was that the box was very discreet as a family member was in to accept the delivery. I also prefer that the postie has no idea of the naughty contents of the delivery, so the packaging used was perfect.

I wanted to open the box on camera, so I waited for sub 'r' to come in so we could do an unboxing video for our YouTube channel.

Mr Hankeys Toys sent me a box with four designs. This review is for the Sex Machine dildo. Sex Machine is packaged in a robust, clear, heat-sealed film. Inside the film is a Mr Hankeys Toys sticker. On the base of the dildo is a product sticker together with a QR code which takes you to the safety page.

Image showing the minimalistic packaging of the Sex Machine dildo
I like the minimalistic packaging of the Sex Machine dildo from Hankeys Toys.


Check Out Our Unboxing Video On Youtube

Check out my unboxing video on Youtube


Materials and design

Sex Machine is made with platinum-cure silicone. Mr Hankeys Toys send samples of their silicone away for testing and publish the results on their website.

Silicone is a fantastic material for insertable toys. It is body-safe, non-porous, and hypoallergenic. It's also Phthalate, PVC and latex free. Silicone is a more robust material than some cheaper materials. It also allows you to enjoy temperature play if you want to; just chill or warm in a bowl of water before using it for some incredible sensations.

I was sent the medium size in the firm rating. The colour is a beautiful dark blue. The design certainly lives up to its name. Looking very much like a robotic dildo, it is a hard look to convincingly create, but Hankeys Toys nailed it.

Image showing the textures on the Sex Machine dildo
The textures on Sex Machine look amazing and this colour of metallic blue looks sublime.

The glans look fairly realistic but with what could be described as a tube wrapped around it. The centre of the tube on the top of the glans is very thin but expands to a wider size as it wraps around to the other side. This creates some incredible sensations.

The top of the dildo has a slightly raised area below the deep ridge of the glans. The top is flat in design, featuring some remarkable grooves that could be joints of plates with a slight circular bobble in the centre of each one. I picture these being rivets to hold the plates together and in place. Near the base of the shaft are two shapes like rods, one on each side.

At each side of the dildo are what could be piston rod shapes. These shapes have slight horizontal ridges down the length. The shaft's underside is a rounded ridge that expands the width of the shaft. The base is nice and wide, which is ideal if you want to play anally. It has Mr Hankeys Toys's name on the side ridge of the base, and underneath is a vac-u-lock compatible hole. This is an optional extra, but I am glad I chose it. It means I can use it on one of my fucking machines or a strap-on harness.

Image showing the textures on the Sex Machine dildo
The coronal ridge on the glans feels incredible when you thrust with Sex Machine.

Mr Hankeys Toys offers Sex Machine in four sizes. I was surprised by how large the medium is. It is worth checking their website's measurements if you plan on buying one.

Performance

The design of Sex Machine does look amazing, and I could really believe I was playing with and enjoying a powerful robotic cock.

I was surprised about the size of the dildo for the medium size. With its girth, I knew I would need to use plenty of water-based lube. I began my first session by using my favourite clit vibrator.

After playing with my clit for a while, I was ready to sink the dildo into my wet pussy. I rubbed some water-based lube over the dildo. Held onto the base and slowly pushed the head into my pussy. The head stretched my pussy wide, and the feel of the glans ridge popping inside was amazing.

The wide shaft took some work to push further inside my pussy. The feeling of the ridges and the stretch provided felt fantastic. I really enjoyed the feel of the ridges rubbing against my pussy walls, and it had my toes curling as I was quickly headed towards my climax.

The broad base gave me a great hand-hold. This helped me to thrust slowly and to speed up as I wanted.

The dildo has a slight squish and is flexible. This made it comfortable to use without losing the feeling of all those lovely ridges.

I also played using my favourite fucking machine. After all, I could enjoy the robotic power with the robotic dildo. The firmness of the silicone helped the shaft stay rigid enough not to flop. This made it easy to use on a fucking machine.

Image showing the vac-u-lock hole in the base of the Sex Machine dildo
The vac-u-lock hole in the base is a great option as it increases your play choices.

I loved the feel of the Sex Machine sliding in and out of my pussy. With a fucking machine, I could use a much faster speed than by hand. This speed had me squirming on the bed so quickly. It seemed like I was climaxing within no time.

Cleaning Sex Machine is simple. I prefer to use hot water, with anti-bacterial soap and a super soft toothbrush. If you prefer, you can place it in a dishwasher, or you could even boil it.

I can say I thoroughly enjoy every time I use a Sex Machine; it is a dildo that is designed to dominate and thrill.


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Check out my review video on Youtube


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Key Features

Image showing the Sex Machine dildoKey features:

  • Made from platinum cured silicone.
  • Four sizes and four firmness ratings available.
  • A stunning tewenty four colour options are available.
  • Lots of amazing ridges and scaes that deliver sublime sensations.
  • Optional vac-u-lock compatible hole in the base.

I would recommend it to:

  • Anyone who enjoys fantasy dildos.
  • Anyone who likes steam-punk or robotic themed dildos.
  • Anyone looking for a body-safe dildo.

I wouldn't recommend it to:

  • Anyone who wants a realistic dildo.
  • Anyone who wants a smooth design.
  • Anyone who wants a straight-shaped dildo.

Final Thoughts

This is a fantastic design of a robotic dildo with some nice ridges and grooves. The stretch it provides feels fantastic. The ridges and grooves provide an excellent variety of sensations in use.

The good quality silicone feels amazing and assures me that it is non-porous and body-safe.

If you are looking for an ideal robotic-looking silicone dildo, then I recommend checking this one out at Mr Hankeys Toys.

I was sent the Sex Machine dildo by Mr Hankeys Toys and I would like to thank them for giving me the opportunity to review it for them.

Joanne's rating

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Where Can I Get One From?

Check out Hankeys Toys

Grab one of these stunning robot themed fantasy body-safe dildos direct from Hankeys Toys with prices staring at just $129.95, with five wys to tweak the design you are sure to find the perfect option for you.

Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi".



Disclosure

Disclaimer - I was sent the Sex Machine dildo to review free of charge and this has in no way affected the outcome of this review. This post contains affiliate links and if you purchase something when you follow one of these links I may receive a small commission at no cost to you. For more information check out my disclosure page.

Additional Info

  • Overall Rating: 9.2
Published in Dildos
Joanne Summers

Sex Blogger, reviewer, dildo afficianado, kinky quimsticking, electrosex loving mum.

I've been reviewing sex toys and adult products for the last seven years and I love doing what I do. Recently I have been designing my own range of e-stim electrodes.

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