Recommended Retailers

This is a list of retailers that I have used in the past and that I trust. The products that I review were purchased from them and I am completely satisfied with their speed of delivery, packaging and customer service. These links are affiliate links, that means that if you visit these vendors and make a purchase then I get a small commission on it at no extra cost to you. This offsets my own costs in terms of this site and my toys that I review and I really appreciate it when it happens. You are under no obligation to use the links on this page or in any of my reviews, you can simply use a search engine to find these sites or manually enter their web address into your browser should you not want to use my links.

Recommended Retailers

www.mrhankeystoys.com

Mr Hankeys Toys

www.mrhankeystoys.com

I have been blown away by the dildo designs that are produced over at Mr Hankeys Toys. They are some of the largest and girthiest dildos that I have ever seen and they are all made out of Platinum cure silicone which is my go to sex toy material.

If like me you fancy yourself as a bit of a Size Queen when it comes to Dildos, trust me you will find something that will both tax your holes and drive you insane with lust. Mr Hankeys dildos are amazing and I love that they are such a tight fit in whatever hole you decide to pleasure.

www.LatexLeatherAndLace.co.uk

Honour

www.latexleatherandlace.co.uk

Since 2013 Husband and Wife team Patrick & Anna have been running Latex Leather and Lace together. Initially they started out as an online only store, the business has gone through rapid expansion since opening in 2013 and they are now located in an industrial unit in Barwell, Leicestershire where they have their Showroom, Offices and Warehouse all in one place.

They are also one of the few online stores in the UK that offer unique ranges sourced from around the world and stocked in their own warehouse.

The products that they stock are amazing, body safe and ethical. Their walk in boutique is definitely worth the trip, you are always guaranteed to receive a warm welcome from them.

www.Honour.co.uk

Honour

www.honour.co.uk

Honour started in business by opening their first store in Waterloo, London in 1988 selling primarily lingerie.

They quickly realised that having a more fetish range of products was what was required and this caused them to rapidly expand opening another store in Watford which is where their mail order operation is based.

They have closely worked with Skintwo, and they are renowned globally for their BDSM and fetish products.

With this impeccable pedigree, you can understand that I have no problems in giving them a very strong recommendation.

If you are looking for a fantastic range of clothing, kink and accessories then check them out.

www.E-Stim.co.uk

e-stim.co.uk

From their humble beginnings in a garage back in 2004 E-Stim Systems has grown and grown with an army of loyal customers. They manufacture their own goods and that gives them total control of their range of equipment, they even offer a lifetime guarantee (how's that for confidence).

Check out their great range of Intro2Electro™ Packs, E-Stim Systems and the Flange™ electrode.

Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says “Hi".

www.Sexcite.co.uk

Check out the range of sex toys at Sexcite.co.uk

Sexcite.co.uk

Founded in 2014, Sexcite is the next big thing in the adult and sex toy industry, they have a great selection of vibrators. As one of the fastest growing online sex toy retailers, they are continually expanding our product ranges ensuring that they bring our customers the very best and latest sex toys, lingerie and adult games on the market. Delivering pleasure (in more ways than one) to their customers is our primary goal. From their product range to their website and their delivery options to their customer service, their aim is to ensure your buying (and using) experience is as pleasurable as possible.

If you are looking to buy sex toys online check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says “Hi".

www.Bad-Dragon.com

Bad Dragon make silicone fantasy sex toys

Bad-Dragon.com

Bad Dragon was founded in 2008 and has grown to be one of the worlds leading fantasy dildo and sex toy manufacturers and they produce stunning body safe silicone toys. I can highly recommend them and every toy that they sell can be personalised, trust me get a Cum Tube fitted to yours as it leads to a lot of creamy fun.

Grab one of their amazing dildos and see what I am raving about. I want to collect them all.

Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says “Hi".

www.Bondara.co.uk

Bondara.co.uk

Free delivery, free batteries and free gifts. Bondara really is one of the biggest sex toy retailers in the UK and you can get some real bargain there. Check out their amazing selection of Special Offers.

Their products, service and general frienly nature are second to none.

Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says “Hi".

www.sexshop365.co.uk

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SexShop365.co.uk

These guys have a great selection of adult sex toys and carry a large selection of Glass Toys.

I have seen their range of products grow over many years of shopping with them and would highly recommend their services.

Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says “Hi".

www.sextoys.co.uk

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www.sextoys.co.uk

I bought my first ever vibrator from these guys and I have always gone back to them time and time again as they provide great service and some amazing special offers. They also have a huge range of sex toys.

Check out their great range of Rabbit Vibrators, Dildos and Male Masturbators.

I have watched their fetish lines of products grow and grow over the years and you should definitely check out their Fetish & Bondage Kits. The other thing that I am experimenting with at the moment is Electo Sex and they have some great products in that category.

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