Now anyone who reads my blog and my reviews know that I love my BDSM and especially impact play instruments.
So, you can imagine just how delighted when Grateful Pain got in touch. They asked me if I wanted to review one of their bespoke, hand made wooden paddles.
"Impacts from it are moderate to severe, you definitely know you have had a good paddling after a session with Paul the paddle. I love the sounds that it makes when it comes into contact with an upturned bottom."
Joanne
I replied so quickly to their message they may have thought the e-mail they sent had bounced. I jumped at the chance to add another paddle to my collection. And of course, I also looked forward to having the opportunity to use it on the delightful sub'r'. I also looked forward to having it used on my own behind too, of course.
So, let me tell you just how much we enjoyed this superb wooden paddle and why you should check out the craftsmanships of the Grateful Pain range of BDSM products.
I love playing with BDSM kit, and kink is fantastic as far as I am concerned. So, when Latex, Leather & Lace asked if I would be interested in reviewing the Mister B's Datex Cocksucker Hood who was I to say no?
Masks and hoods are so much fun for lots of reasons, and I loved the idea of trying this one out.
"I really enjoyed wearing it for oral sex, and I have been told by a very reliable source (Stunt Cock) that bright red lipstick really goes well with this black mask."
Joanne
The mask is made from Datex, which is super stretchy and shiny, all the more reason to love it.
So let me tell you why I enjoyed reviewing this mask and why masks are so much fun.
Recently we had the pleasure of reviewing the Colt Camo Thigh Sling, and we had so much fun doing so.
This is the first Colt product that we have received to review, and we all looked forward to putting it to the test to see how it would perform.
"When I made my submissive, sub'r' use it, I really enjoy fastening her into it and tightening it up so that her legs were held up and back exposing her to my gaze."
Joanne
I have had my eyes on some of the Colt range for a while now, so it was nice to be able to assess one of products in their range.
So, read on to find out what the three of us all thought of this thigh sling.
Anyone who enjoys rope play or restraints should consider the safety aspects with these kinky and fun activities.
You need to be able to release a captive subject quickly and efficiently should the need arise. So, I was delighted when PeepShowToys.com sent me the Blush Temptasia Safety Scissors to review.
"Safety scissors are essential pieces of safety equipment if you are dabbling in restraints and rope play. It's too late to regret not having them if your submissive is under duress and needing a quick release."
Joanne
While reviewing this sort of thing isn't as glamorous and dare I say it orgasmic as my usual dildos and vibrator reviews, it is important to consider products like this if you are into restraint play.
So with rope in hand and a submissive to bind, I set about trying out these safety shears to see if they are up to the job of releasing someone quickly. Read on to find out my thoughts on them.
I was delighted when Blush asked me to review their Temptasia Clitoris and Nipple Enhancement System for them. Now before you ask, what the heck is one of those, in layman's terms its a nipple and clitoral suction set.
I love suction play, and in the past, I enjoyed reviewing the Size Matters Max Twist Nipple Suckers for Uberkinky. They were so much fun to use that they left me wanting to try more suction toys.
"I was amazed at just how sensitive my bits became once swollen from a good vacuum session. I really want to try a pussy pump next so that I can experience having my clitoris and labia all swollen and hypersensitive."
Joanne
Queue Blush and their offer of this fantastic set and I knew that this set would take suction play to a new level of enjoyments with its three different sized suction cups.
So, let me tell you why everyone should try some suction toys at some point in their life as they are so much fun.
I love reviewing BDSM products and when asked if I am willing to review one I usually just adopt the position before saying "bring it on". I love impact play toys such as whips, canes, floggers and paddles.
I really enjoy using them, and also I relish the sensations that they deliver on my behind. Both sub'r' and I love nothing more than to have her restrained for an excellent impact play session. Impact play often means using restraints and blindfolds, and I think these add to the sexual energy of this type of play.
"The silicone gives no quarter, and unlike suede or leather floggers you get no massaging effect as the fronds dance across your flesh."
Stunt Cock
So needless to say when latex, Leather & Lace asked me if I would be interested in reviewing the Quad Silicone Whip from the Doc Johnson Kink Collection, I jumped at the chance.
Even after being warned by Patrick from Latex, Leather & Lace that it is a pretty intense piece of equipment I couldn't wait to put it to the test.
Stunt Cock here again. When it comes to BDSM activities sub'r' loves her impact play the most. This is entirely understandable when you think that impact play is often a core part of most peoples BDSM scenes or kinky bedroom activity.
This type of play can be incredibly arousing and not necessarily painful. A good impact play session can deliver soft almost caress like blows and at the other end of the spectrum hard stinging strikes.
"Using it on sub'r' is a delight and she loves the sensations that it delivers. Stroke after stroke gets her all excited and slowly building up the strength of the blows has her gasping and her backside actively pushing back against the paddle as she gets more and more aroused."
Stunt Cock
There is no shortage of impact play toys out there, and the humble paddle is often an implement of choice for lots of people due to its fantastic performance.
I am delighted to have been able to review the Bound To Tease Bamboo Spanking Paddle for sextoys.co.uk for supplying it and allowing me to review it. So, let me tell you all about this lovely looking bamboo paddle.
I am delighted to be reviewing another piece of BDSM equipment from Honour. For anyone who isn't aware (where have you been) Honour is a UK company that has two physical shops in Watford and Waterloo.
They supply an incredible array of BDSM products and the kinkiest clothing available. They ship globally, and it is always a pleasure to review something for them.
"Once you snap the padlock shut, there is no way that someone is going to escape from them if fitted correctly. You will definitely need the keyholders consent if you want to remove them."
Joanne
They sent me a pair of their HNRX ES Bondage Rubber Ankle Cuffs from their range of BDSM restraints.
I Have already reviewed a collar and ankle cuffs from this range and I was delighted to put the wrist cuffs to the test. So let me tell you why this is a pair of restraints worthy of some attention.
While visiting the ETO (Erotic Trade Only) show this year in Coventry with my Stunt Cock and of course the lovely sub'r', we stopped by the Rouge Garments stand.
Well, truth be known sub'r' almost dragged me there when she saw the amazing display of floggers, whips and paddles. She does enjoy her impact play and of course, so do I, and so I didn't need much persuasion to introduce ourselves to them.
"The marble is just so beautiful to behold, and as you rotate it in your hand, the different patterns on it just look amazing. The marble handle is smooth and heavy in the hand, and it has a nicely rounded tip."
Joanne
They kindly took some time out from making business contacts to give us the lowdown on their range of fantastic BDSM products. I am very thankful for that as we got to learn so much about their range in a short period of time.
We loved handling all of the floggers and whips, and one stood out for me, and that was their Fifty Times Hotter Marble Handle Flogger. They graciously let me take the one on their stand home to review, and we have had a log of fun putting it through its paces. So let me tell you all about this unusual little flogger.
It's not often that a BDSM starter set comes along that really grabs my attention and also my imagination. But, that is what happened when Honour.co.uk asked me if I would be interested in reviewing theirs, as you can imagine, I jumped at the chance to try it out.
Often beginners sets are filled with low-quality products designed to work for a short length of time, so you need to replace them.
"The amount of equipment you get in this set is fantastic but more importantly, it is quality equipment, and it makes a brilliant way to experiment with some light BDSM play."
Joanne
This set is different, totally different in fact and as you will see from this review, I am quite taken with it.
This is the first product ever to get a 10 out of 10 from me so let me show you why this is "the set" to get if you are looking to dip your toes into the kinky waters of the BDSM scene.
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