BDSM Kit Reviews

HurtMe: Cat-o'-Nine-Tails Ariadne From Meo.de

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Overall Rating:: 9.2

HurtMe: Cat-o'-Nine-Tails Ariadne From Meo.de

This is a serious bit of kit that delivers serious results

Now I love my impact play, but the thought of being on the receiving end of a cat o' nine tails terrified me. The legendary punishment implement used throughout history for its extreme and cruel efficiency.

When I was asked by Meo if I would review one for them I must admit to a little trepidation but, you know me, the thought of an excuse to get my backside out for some corporal punishment was too good to miss so, of course, I said yes.

"I just bit my lip and waited for his order. He told me to stand and go into the dining room where he forced me to bend over the dining room table exposing my buttocks."
Joanne

So for anyone unaware of the history of the Cat o' nine tails, it is an implement synonymous with punishment in the Royal Navy and other institutions. People often didn't survive its use, but I had high hopes of doing so.

The Cat was going to be something special, and I couldn't wait to get started with it.

access_time 10:40AM 08 October 2018

Bondara 14 Inch Lair Leather Sword Slapper Paddle

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Review Bondara BDSM Leather Impact Play Paddle Slapper

Overall Rating:: 9.4

Bondara 14 Inch Lair Leather Sword Slapper Paddle

This delightful sword paddle had me in a very playful mood

As you can imagine I was delighted when Bondara got in touch with me again, this time asking if I would be interested in reviewing a leather paddle for them.

Well, the thought of a new impact toy and a leather one at that had me squirming in my seat and so I, of course, agreed to review one for them.

"When swung, it requires minimal effort to make a loud slapping noise as it strikes home and it leaves good blade shaped marks on the skin when it is withdrawn."
Joanne

They sent me this Lair Leather Sword Slapper Paddle for free in exchange for a fair and honest review, and I couldn't wait to put it to the test.

Now the Master of all things swingy and ouchy is my Stunt Cock, he can swing a paddle or flogger like no-one else, and so he was roped in again to use this paddle on sub'r' and myself so that we could both give our thoughts on it. So read on to find out what we thought of it.

access_time 09:55AM 24 September 2018

The Goo Plate From The Lodbrock Schlossmeister Collection

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Review Lodbrock BDSM Dungeon

Overall Rating:: 9.4

The Goo Plate From The Lodbrock Schlossmeister Collection

Serious BDSM fun from Lodbrock

It isn't often that I get asked to review dungeon equipment, and so you can understand why I got so excited when Lodbrock got in touch with me asking if I would be interested in reviewing their Goo Plate.

I relished the thought of putting it through its paces as it looked so kinky on their site. I even booked a dungeon to use it in with the lovely sub'r' to put it through its paces.

"It was fantastic watching sub'r' struggling as I forced orgasm after orgasm out of her and she was almost in tears when she was eventually let out for a break. She loved the feeling of utter helplessness when locked into the Goo Plate."
Joanne

We had a lot of fun reviewing it, and it is one of those old-school BDSM pieces of equipment that just makes my face light up.

So let you tell you all about the Goo Plate and just how much fun it can be.

access_time 12:36PM 03 September 2018

Rocks Off Lust Linx Ball And Chain Review

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Review Rocks Off Vibe Vibrator Silicone ABS Rechargeable USB Remote

Overall Rating:: 8.6

Rocks Off Lust Linx Ball And Chain Review

This ball and chain is definitly no drag

I am no stranger to remote controlled sex toys and love to use them clandestinely when out and about, so I was delighted when Wolf from Meo.de asked if I would like to review one for them.

Now I love Rocks Off vibrators, and I also love remote controlled toys so no surprise at all that I jumped at the chance to review this silicone ball and chain.

"I do enjoy some clandestine outdoor fun and games, and Stunt Cock took great delight in teasing me rotten while out and about. It makes shopping or a trip to the post office much more fun."
Joanne

Not having to wait long for delivery I still found myself fantasising about ways to enjoy and maximise the remote function of this vibe.

Once it arrived I was blown away by just how kinky it looks in its retail packaging, but would its performance match its kinky looks? Read on to find out.

access_time 03:10PM 14 August 2018

BONDO - Stainless Steel Handcuffs From Meo

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Review Metal MEO Restraint Cuffs Stainless Steel BDSM

Overall Rating:: 9.4

BONDO - Stainless Steel Handcuffs From Meo

Stainless Steel restraints are unforgiving but oh so much fun too

I do enjoy my BDSM play and also really enjoy playing with others restraining them and watching them struggle. Wrist cuffs are a common theme in my BDSM play, and so I was delighted when Meo.de sent me a pair of Stainless Steel Wrist Cuffs to review.

I have already reviewed a pair of Stainless Steel Ankle Cuffs from them and hoped that these would compliment them and be of the same high standard as the ankle cuffs.

"These cuffs are substantial, in a reassuring way, when you wear them the weight re-enforces the feeling of submission you feel when wearing restraints."
Joanne

I didn't have to wait long for them to arrive so that I could find out.

So let me tell you my thoughts on these metal cuffs from the kinky guys in Germany - Meo.

access_time 08:16AM 28 July 2018

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Review Gag Ball Gag Penis Gag PVC Leather BDSM AdultShopIt

Overall Rating:: 9.0

Pipedream Fetish Fantasy Penis Ball Gag

Finally a cock that you can chew on without receiving complaints

I love receiving BDSM products through the post to review, there is something incredibly pleasing about opening a box having no idea what is inside to find something you think might be just up your street.

That is how I felt when I opened my latest package from AdultShopIt a UK online retailer carrying a dizzying array of sex toys and BDSM implements.

"Wearing it was a lot of fun, with the strap pulled very tight the ball portion of the gag forces your teeth open and the penis extension sits on your tongue giving your mouth a very full feeling which I loved."
Joanne

They had sent me a penis ball gag, and I couldn't wait to have some fun with it. I had always wondered how they feel and I was going to find out. I knew that sub'r' would also be delighted to put it through its paces too.

So we went to a dungeon and put it to the test, having used it numerous times now I feel confident that I can do it justice in this review so here we go.

access_time 09:07AM 19 July 2018

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Review Bondara Cane Impact Play

Overall Rating:: 9.0

Obey Luxury 24" Spanking Cane Review

A cane that can both bite or gently nibble your butt

Impact play is often a crucial part of many BDSM scenes and activities, and there is a vast range of products available to allow this to be done safely.

I enjoy having an impact play toy used on me and also using them on others and so when I received a unique discount code from Bondara to share with my readers I just had to treat myself to a new cane.

"It's very well balanced and smooth to swing becoming almost an extension to your hand. Quick light strokes are lots of fun, and if you use your hand to bounce the cane off it you can create strokes that are so fast they are a blur, and these feel divine."
Joanne

The Obey Range is an excellent range of BDSM sex toys, and I got 10% off the sale price on this cane - bonus.

This cane is touted as a luxury one, and I looked forward to seeing if it lived up to its title. So read on to see what I thought of this cane.

access_time 11:39AM 11 July 2018

TOP Necklace - Men's BDSM Necklace With Pendant Review

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Review BDSM MEO Jewelry

Overall Rating:: 8.8

TOP Necklace - Men's BDSM Necklace With Pendant Review

Leave no doubt as to your role as a Top

Stunt Cock here again with another review of a product aimed fair and square at the male market although there is nothing to say that a female Dominant couldn't wear this product if she wished.

Meo.de got in touch asking if we could review this BDSM necklace for them and I jumped at the chance. Thinking it would be an excellent addition to my dungeon attire, making me look even more Domly as if my leather kilt didn't already do that.

"The pendant is a work of art, the black enamel background makes the raised letters of the word "TOP" stand out, and your eyes are immediately drawn to it. I enjoy wearing it, and when I wore it to the last BDSM event, I got a lot of attention from other Dominants and submissives asking where they could get one to wear or give as a gift."
Stunt Cock

I like the concept of this pendant and necklace, and so I looked forward to getting my hands on it and seeing what others thought of it at my next BDSM get together.

Read on to see if I like it and also what the comments I received about it were.

access_time 09:05AM 09 July 2018

Japanese Silk Love Rope Wrist Cuffs Review

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Review BDSM Rope Bondage Cuffs FetishFantasy AdultShopIt

Overall Rating:: 8.6

Japanese Silk Love Rope Wrist Cuffs Review

This set of rope cuffs are comfortable but very effective

Rope play is often a common form of BDSM play and rope is excellent for restraining a submissive or for some tie tease fun in the bedroom.

I have seen these Japanese Silk Love Rope Wrist Cuffs online and was curious about how they would feel and perform in use, and so I was delighted when AdultshopIt.co.uk got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing a set for them.

"I am impressed by these cuffs and love their simplicity. They make an ideal supplementary set of restraints or a first time set for anyone starting their journey into basic BDSM play."
Joanne

Well, obviously I had to say yes as it would satisfy my curiosity and it would be an excellent excuse to be tied up again. Adultshopit.co.uk sent me this purple set for free in exchange for a fair and honest review.

So, how did we get on with this rope set? I roped in my Stunt Cock (see what I did there) for some light bondage play. Read on to find out how we got on.

access_time 12:25PM 08 July 2018

Toy Bag from MEO - Monostrap Backpack Review

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Review BDSM Other MEO Bag

Overall Rating:: 9.2

Toy Bag from MEO - Monostrap Backpack Review

A perfectly sized BDSM playbag with so many other uses

Stunt Cock here again with another review of a piece of BDSM kit, this time the Monostrap Backpack from Meo in Germany.

I was delighted when they asked if we would review this for them as I have been thinking of getting a new play bag for BDSM sessions for a while now - so it was perfect timing.

"I love how comfortable it is to wear, once fitted it fits very snugly indeed and with the velcro strap there is a lot of adjustment to be made for different chest sizes."
Joanne

This toy bag isn't just for BDSM practitioners though as it has a myriad of other uses and is yet functional striking in its design.

So here are my thoughts on this black Meo branded shoulder bag.

access_time 10:47AM 22 June 2018

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Obey Red Nubuck Leather Ball Gag From Bondara Review

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Review Bondara Bondage Leather Ball Gag

Overall Rating:: 8.8

Obey Red Nubuck Leather Ball Gag From Bondara Review

A ball gag that will have you literally drooling with delight

I have an old and slightly tatty ball gag that I have been using so I jumped at the chance to get a shiny new one when Bondara sent me a unique discount code for my readers giving 10% off their Obey range.

So I quickly grabbed my card and headed over to their site and found this stunning red leather ball gag with its silicone ball.

"When I am restrained and gagged, I can feel my own saliva trickling out of my mouth and dripping onto my breast, I feel humiliated but also incredibly aroused. I am often amazed at the end of a session at just how much I have drooled, and again that little twinge of humiliation can be quite exciting."
Joanne

Ball gags are so much fun, and they prevent the wearer from talking and makes swallowing difficult too which is why I love playing with them and so does sub'r'.

So read on to find out what I thought of it once it had arrived.

access_time 09:33AM 20 June 2018

Latex Ass Play / Fisting Gloves From MEO

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Review MEO Gloves Latex BDSM Fisting

Overall Rating:: 8.8

Latex Ass Play / Fisting Gloves From MEO

Latex gloves are incredibly useful and look kinky too

Let's face it, the sound of a pair of latex gloves being snapped onto a hand can evoke all sorts of emotions. I was delighted when Meo.de sent me some to review as there are just so many uses for them.

I asked for large as Stunt Cock is always using them when playing with me or sub'r' in a BDSM scene and his hands are much bigger than mine.

"On the psychological aspect of gloves, they are great for role play too. Let's face it, tie someone up and blindfold them before snapping some gloves on close to their ears and you will have them putty in your hands."
Joanne

So why are latex gloves so much fun and just what can you get up to with them that send shivers down my spine when I hear a pair being fitted to a pair of masculine hands? Read on to find out.

access_time 08:10AM 18 June 2018

House Of Eros Leather And Rope Breast Binder Review

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Review Leather Harness Rope BDSM

Overall Rating:: 9.0

House Of Eros Leather And Rope Breast Binder Review

A harness that will feel like its the first time every time you put it on

Forbidden Pleasures is a company that I have had my eye on for a while now, and they carry some very nice products.

They caught my eye on Twitter when they announced a Sunday Market style of event where you could try to barter the price of any sex toys that you were interested in.

"From a submissives perspective actually fitting this harness and doing the ropework is probably one of the sexiest things that I have experienced."
Joanne

Always up for a laugh, I had a look through their BDSM section, and my eyes nearly fell out of my head when I saw the House Of Eros Leather And Rope Breast Binder. I had to have one for sub'r' to wear on play sessions.

So I entered into a bartering session in my bestest cockney 'Dell Boy' accent on Twitter and managed to get myself a nice discount. It was a done deal, and I sat back waiting for it to arrive so that I could give it the Joanne's Reviews treatment.

access_time 06:13PM 13 June 2018

Obey Red Saddle Leather Adjustable Blindfold Review

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Review Bondara BDSM Blindfold Leather

Overall Rating:: 8.8

Obey Red Saddle Leather Adjustable Blindfold Review

This adjustable blidfold is very good, so no peeking is allowed

I am a big fan of BDSM play, and one of the most straightforward pieces of equipment that everyone should have is the humble blindfold.

Good for not just BDSM play, a blindfold is a great way to curtail someones primary sense, their vision. This heightens expectation and all of the other senses.

"I think everyone should have a blindfold in their sex toy collection. A blindfold is such a cheap addition, yet they can add so much pleasure to any form of play."
Joanne

I saw this lovely example of an adjustable blindfold on sale at Bondara in their Obey range, and I just had to have one.

I bought this one to play with myself and also to use on sub'r', so let me tell you all about it and why I think it's excellent value for money.

access_time 12:38PM 13 June 2018

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