BDSM Kit Reviews

Temptasia Clitoris And Nipple Enhancement System Pump

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Review BDSM Vacuum Suction Blush Novelties PeepShowToys

Overall Rating:: 9.2

Temptasia Clitoris And Nipple Enhancement System Pump

Doing the vacuuming has never been so much fun

I was delighted when Blush asked me to review their Temptasia Clitoris and Nipple Enhancement System for them. Now before you ask, what the heck is one of those, in layman's terms its a nipple and clitoral suction set.

I love suction play, and in the past, I enjoyed reviewing the Size Matters Max Twist Nipple Suckers for Uberkinky. They were so much fun to use that they left me wanting to try more suction toys.

"I was amazed at just how sensitive my bits became once swollen from a good vacuum session. I really want to try a pussy pump next so that I can experience having my clitoris and labia all swollen and hypersensitive."
Joanne

Queue Blush and their offer of this fantastic set and I knew that this set would take suction play to a new level of enjoyments with its three different sized suction cups.

So, let me tell you why everyone should try some suction toys at some point in their life as they are so much fun.

access_time 10:42AM 20 April 2019

Kink Collection Quad 18 Inch Silicone Whip with Dildo Handle

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Review BDSM Silicone Impact Play Flogger Whip LatexLeatherLace Doc Johnson

Overall Rating:: 9.2

Kink Collection Quad 18 Inch Silicone Whip with Dildo Handle

A fantastic flogger with a real sting in its tail

I love reviewing BDSM products and when asked if I am willing to review one I usually just adopt the position before saying "bring it on". I love impact play toys such as whips, canes, floggers and paddles.

I really enjoy using them, and also I relish the sensations that they deliver on my behind. Both sub'r' and I love nothing more than to have her restrained for an excellent impact play session. Impact play often means using restraints and blindfolds, and I think these add to the sexual energy of this type of play.

"The silicone gives no quarter, and unlike suede or leather floggers you get no massaging effect as the fronds dance across your flesh."
Stunt Cock

So needless to say when latex, Leather & Lace asked me if I would be interested in reviewing the Quad Silicone Whip from the Doc Johnson Kink Collection, I jumped at the chance.

Even after being warned by Patrick from Latex, Leather & Lace that it is a pretty intense piece of equipment I couldn't wait to put it to the test.

access_time 11:20AM 16 April 2019

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Review Paddle Wood SexToys Impact Play BDSM

Overall Rating:: 9.0

Bound To Tease Bamboo Spanking Paddle

A fantastic bamboo paddle that delivers deep thuddy sensations

Stunt Cock here again. When it comes to BDSM activities sub'r' loves her impact play the most. This is entirely understandable when you think that impact play is often a core part of most peoples BDSM scenes or kinky bedroom activity.

This type of play can be incredibly arousing and not necessarily painful. A good impact play session can deliver soft almost caress like blows and at the other end of the spectrum hard stinging strikes.

"Using it on sub'r' is a delight and she loves the sensations that it delivers. Stroke after stroke gets her all excited and slowly building up the strength of the blows has her gasping and her backside actively pushing back against the paddle as she gets more and more aroused."
Stunt Cock

There is no shortage of impact play toys out there, and the humble paddle is often an implement of choice for lots of people due to its fantastic performance.

I am delighted to have been able to review the Bound To Tease Bamboo Spanking Paddle for sextoys.co.uk for supplying it and allowing me to review it. So, let me tell you all about this lovely looking bamboo paddle.

access_time 10:25AM 12 April 2019

Honour HNRX ES Bondage Rubber Ankle Cuffs & Padlocks

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Review Cuffs Rubber Honour Lockable BDSM Restraint

Overall Rating:: 9.0

Honour HNRX ES Bondage Rubber Ankle Cuffs & Padlocks

A nice set of cuffs and it's a delight to be locked into them

I am delighted to be reviewing another piece of BDSM equipment from Honour. For anyone who isn't aware (where have you been) Honour is a UK company that has two physical shops in Watford and Waterloo.

They supply an incredible array of BDSM products and the kinkiest clothing available. They ship globally, and it is always a pleasure to review something for them.

"Once you snap the padlock shut, there is no way that someone is going to escape from them if fitted correctly. You will definitely need the keyholders consent if you want to remove them."
Joanne

They sent me a pair of their HNRX ES Bondage Rubber Ankle Cuffs from their range of BDSM restraints.

I Have already reviewed a collar and ankle cuffs from this range and I was delighted to put the wrist cuffs to the test. So let me tell you why this is a pair of restraints worthy of some attention.

access_time 12:48PM 05 April 2019

Rouge Garments Fifty Times Hotter Marble Handle Flogger Review

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Review Rouge Garments Leather Flogger Impact Play BDSM

Overall Rating:: 9.0

Rouge Garments Fifty Times Hotter Marble Handle Flogger Review

A stunning flogger that delivers crisp impact play sensations that are delightful

While visiting the ETO (Erotic Trade Only) show this year in Coventry with my Stunt Cock and of course the lovely sub'r', we stopped by the Rouge Garments stand.

Well, truth be known sub'r' almost dragged me there when she saw the amazing display of floggers, whips and paddles. She does enjoy her impact play and of course, so do I, and so I didn't need much persuasion to introduce ourselves to them.

"The marble is just so beautiful to behold, and as you rotate it in your hand, the different patterns on it just look amazing. The marble handle is smooth and heavy in the hand, and it has a nicely rounded tip."
Joanne

They kindly took some time out from making business contacts to give us the lowdown on their range of fantastic BDSM products. I am very thankful for that as we got to learn so much about their range in a short period of time.

We loved handling all of the floggers and whips, and one stood out for me, and that was their Fifty Times Hotter Marble Handle Flogger. They graciously let me take the one on their stand home to review, and we have had a log of fun putting it through its paces. So let me tell you all about this unusual little flogger.

access_time 12:08PM 21 March 2019

The Honour Subservient Starter Set Review

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Review BDSM Honour Leather Restraint Impact Play Gag Blindfold Cuffs Collar Nipple Clamp

Overall Rating:: 9.0

The Honour Subservient Starter Set Review

A beginners bondage set that is exceptional quality and value for money

It's not often that a BDSM starter set comes along that really grabs my attention and also my imagination. But, that is what happened when Honour.co.uk asked me if I would be interested in reviewing theirs, as you can imagine, I jumped at the chance to try it out.

Often beginners sets are filled with low-quality products designed to work for a short length of time, so you need to replace them.

"The amount of equipment you get in this set is fantastic but more importantly, it is quality equipment, and it makes a brilliant way to experiment with some light BDSM play."
Joanne

This set is different, totally different in fact and as you will see from this review, I am quite taken with it.

This is the first product ever to get a 10 out of 10 from me so let me show you why this is "the set" to get if you are looking to dip your toes into the kinky waters of the BDSM scene.

access_time 09:16AM 26 February 2019

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Review BDSM LatexLeatherLace Wax Play

Overall Rating:: 9.0

Bondage Man Wax Play Candles Review

Playing with fire has never been so much fun

Kink is my middle name (or it should be), and I have a very kinky attitude and love of BDSM play and activities. Often these could be considered out of the 'norm'.

So, when the fantastic people over at Latex, Leather and Lace got in touch asking what my thoughts on wax play were, you could say that my interest was piqued. Soon enough a set of Bondage Man wax play candles were on their way to me.

"The sigh that sub'r' let out immediately told me that she was enjoying the sensations of the wax landing and cooling on her skin."
Joanne

I have heard a lot of good things about these candles and was delighted to have the chance to try them out for myself. Wax play is something that I have been longing to try for a long time now.

I decided that a trip to the Attic swingers club in Derby with sub'r' would be the perfect opportunity to put these candles to the test. So read on to find out what it is like to get a coating of hot wax on your tender bits.

access_time 10:51AM 04 January 2019

High Quality BDSM Pillory Set From Lodbrock

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Review BDSM Lodbrock Restraint Flogger Paddle Blindfold Wood

Overall Rating:: 9.8

High Quality BDSM Pillory Set From Lodbrock

This is a set that captures your mind as well as your submissive

I recently reviewed the Goo Plate for Lodbrock and had so much fun using it on sub'r' in a dungeon in the Midlands, it is a fantastic piece of dungeon equipment.

You can imagine how excited I got when Lodbrock got in touch again asking if I would be interested in reviewing their Pillory Set. I didn't have to think twice about such an offer as I am in awe of their range of products. They are earthy, handmade and fantastic quality. They also have a distinct look that appeals to my love of kink.

"I couldn't resist taking some pics of sub'r' in the pillory, and she loved being restrained this way. The smell of leather and the cold metal coupled with the warmth of the wood really gets her going."
Joanne

I couldn't believe it when they sent me not only the Pillory Set but also one of the hand-made floggers and paddle that it contains to give away in a competition to my readers. Check out the details of this fantastic giveaway at the end of this review.

So what did we think of the Pillory Set and why it has never been a better time to get one for yourself?

access_time 02:02PM 17 December 2018

Puppy Play Spiked Leather Alpha Dog Collar Review

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Review MEO Collar Leather BDSM

Overall Rating:: 9.4

Puppy Play Spiked Leather Alpha Dog Collar Review

A collar to make you stand out from the rest of the pack

Anyone who reads my blog and reviews regularly knows how much I enjoy wearing collars when enjoying some BDSM play time.

I was delighted to be able to review this Puppy Play Spiked Leather Alpha Dog Collar, yes that is a bit of a mouthful. While collars are one of the mainstays of BDSM play they are a necessity for puppy play.

"I love having it fitted around my neck, being locked into it really gets my juices flowing and is a big turn on for me. I like my collars, and I loved running my fingers across all those spikes around my neck."
Joanne

This is where the wearer acts and plays as a human puppy or pup for short. They get to enjoy tummy rubs, serving their owner and playing on their hands and knees or just romping around.

This is a collar designed for puppy play, but it would equally suit anyone looking for a butch collar for regular BDSM play too. So read on to find out what I thought of it.

access_time 11:59AM 30 October 2018

Honour HNRX ES Bondage Rubber Collar, Cuffs & Trigger Hooks

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Review BDSM Restraint Collar Cuffs Rubber Metal Honour

Overall Rating:: 9.4

Honour HNRX ES Bondage Rubber Collar, Cuffs & Trigger Hooks

Honour celebrate their 30th Birthday in style with a new restraint range

For any of you not in the know Honour is a UK company that has two physical shops in Watford and Waterloo and they supply some incredible BDSM products to kinksters all around the world.

They are a company that I have had my eye on for a while, and so I was delighted when they got in touch with me out of the blue to ask if I would be interested in reviewing some of their HNRX Extreme Suppression Bondage System range of BDSM restraints.

"The smell of this rubber is fantastic and it gets me very turned on."
Joanne

This range of restraints was launched to celebrate their 30th birthday, and I didn't have to think long and hard before sending a resounding yes back to them. I love BDSM fun and games, and their products are fantastic.

I was sent a lovely rubber collar a pair of rubber wrist restraints and a pair of double snap hooks to review, and we had so much fun putting them through their paces. So read on to find out what we think of this range of products.

access_time 10:55AM 23 October 2018

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HurtMe: Cat-o'-Nine-Tails Ariadne From Meo.de

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Review BDSM Impact Play Leather MEO

Overall Rating:: 9.2

HurtMe: Cat-o'-Nine-Tails Ariadne From Meo.de

This is a serious bit of kit that delivers serious results

Now I love my impact play, but the thought of being on the receiving end of a cat o' nine tails terrified me. The legendary punishment implement used throughout history for its extreme and cruel efficiency.

When I was asked by Meo if I would review one for them I must admit to a little trepidation but, you know me, the thought of an excuse to get my backside out for some corporal punishment was too good to miss so, of course, I said yes.

"I just bit my lip and waited for his order. He told me to stand and go into the dining room where he forced me to bend over the dining room table exposing my buttocks."
Joanne

So for anyone unaware of the history of the Cat o' nine tails, it is an implement synonymous with punishment in the Royal Navy and other institutions. People often didn't survive its use, but I had high hopes of doing so.

The Cat was going to be something special, and I couldn't wait to get started with it.

access_time 10:40AM 08 October 2018

Bondara 14 Inch Lair Leather Sword Slapper Paddle

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Review Bondara BDSM Leather Impact Play Paddle Slapper

Overall Rating:: 9.4

Bondara 14 Inch Lair Leather Sword Slapper Paddle

This delightful sword paddle had me in a very playful mood

As you can imagine I was delighted when Bondara got in touch with me again, this time asking if I would be interested in reviewing a leather paddle for them.

Well, the thought of a new impact toy and a leather one at that had me squirming in my seat and so I, of course, agreed to review one for them.

"When swung, it requires minimal effort to make a loud slapping noise as it strikes home and it leaves good blade shaped marks on the skin when it is withdrawn."
Joanne

They sent me this Lair Leather Sword Slapper Paddle for free in exchange for a fair and honest review, and I couldn't wait to put it to the test.

Now the Master of all things swingy and ouchy is my Stunt Cock, he can swing a paddle or flogger like no-one else, and so he was roped in again to use this paddle on sub'r' and myself so that we could both give our thoughts on it. So read on to find out what we thought of it.

access_time 09:55AM 24 September 2018

The Goo Plate From The Lodbrock Schlossmeister Collection

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Review Lodbrock BDSM Dungeon

Overall Rating:: 9.4

The Goo Plate From The Lodbrock Schlossmeister Collection

Serious BDSM fun from Lodbrock

It isn't often that I get asked to review dungeon equipment, and so you can understand why I got so excited when Lodbrock got in touch with me asking if I would be interested in reviewing their Goo Plate.

I relished the thought of putting it through its paces as it looked so kinky on their site. I even booked a dungeon to use it in with the lovely sub'r' to put it through its paces.

"It was fantastic watching sub'r' struggling as I forced orgasm after orgasm out of her and she was almost in tears when she was eventually let out for a break. She loved the feeling of utter helplessness when locked into the Goo Plate."
Joanne

We had a lot of fun reviewing it, and it is one of those old-school BDSM pieces of equipment that just makes my face light up.

So let you tell you all about the Goo Plate and just how much fun it can be.

access_time 12:36PM 03 September 2018

Rocks Off Lust Linx Ball And Chain Review

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Review Rocks Off Vibe Vibrator Silicone ABS Rechargeable USB Remote

Overall Rating:: 8.6

Rocks Off Lust Linx Ball And Chain Review

This ball and chain is definitly no drag

I am no stranger to remote controlled sex toys and love to use them clandestinely when out and about, so I was delighted when Wolf from Meo.de asked if I would like to review one for them.

Now I love Rocks Off vibrators, and I also love remote controlled toys so no surprise at all that I jumped at the chance to review this silicone ball and chain.

"I do enjoy some clandestine outdoor fun and games, and Stunt Cock took great delight in teasing me rotten while out and about. It makes shopping or a trip to the post office much more fun."
Joanne

Not having to wait long for delivery I still found myself fantasising about ways to enjoy and maximise the remote function of this vibe.

Once it arrived I was blown away by just how kinky it looks in its retail packaging, but would its performance match its kinky looks? Read on to find out.

access_time 03:10PM 14 August 2018

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A stunning flogger that delivers crisp impact play sensations that are delightful

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A beginners bondage set that is exceptional quality and value for money

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