This is an ever expanding list of the sex toys that I own. The links on their names go to reviews that I have written about them. If you see one that interests you but I haven't yet written a review about it then poke me through my contact form and I will get right onto it.
Fucking/Sex Machines
- Nimble Stroker
- The Handy Male Masturbator
- Hismith Remote Controlled Premium Sex Machine with Free Silicone Dildo
- Remote Controller And App For Hismith Premium Sex Machines
- Hismith Premium Sex Machine Function Expansion Set For Men & Women, KlicLok System
- Hismith Premium Sex Machine Function Expansion Set For Women, KlicLok System
- HiSmith Pro Traveler KlicLok Sex Machine
- Cowgirl Sex Machine
- Tremor Ride On Sex Machine
- Love Rider Sex Machine
- Probe And Probe Beast
- Yubo F1 Fucking Machine
- Blue Balls XL 2.0 Fucking Machine
- Caesar V3.0 Fucking Machine
- Spanking Machine
- MotorBunny Sybian Style Ride On Sex Machine
- Shockspot 12 Inch Fucking Machine
- F-Machine Pro Gen 2
- Sybian Pleasure System (I cheated and hired one from www.fmachinefun.co.uk)
- uFUC PRO v.2 Fucking Machine
- Willy Wanka Fucking Machine
- Venus Male Masturbator (I borrowed one from www.fmachinefun.co.uk)
- Tremblr Male Masturbator
- S1 Cheap Sex Machine Bundle
- S2 Machine Gun Sex Machine
Dildos & Attachments
- Cartoon Willy
- Hard Man
- Steve's Squeeze
- Bell End
- Michael's Sneaker
- Angry Prick
- Gangsta
- Slim Jim Dildo
- Henry's Grandfather Depth Training Dildo
- Monster Dildo
- Stonker Stretcher
- Timothy
- 1976 British Police Truncheon
- Kinky Cobra Dildo
- John's Tackle Dildo
- Landlord Dildo
- Hankeys Toys Sex Machine Dildo
- Hankeys Toys Dildos And Dragons Dildo
- Vac-u-lock Compatible Floor Stand
- Leviathan Dildo
- Graveyard Ghoul Dildo
- Chunksta Silicone Stretcher Dildo
- Mick's Prick
- Uncle Bob
- Four Dragons
- Anal Challenge
- American Twist
- Anal Explorer
- Mr Frobisher
- Beast Of Bodmin
- Omen
- Italian Stallion
- Yorkshire Lad Silicone Dildo
- Two's Company
- Scally Wag
- Super Long Dong
- Humphrey's Manhood
- Original Dragons Cock
- El Presidente
- Harrow Bulb
- Alastair's Penis
- Arnies Extremity Stretcher
- POD Silicone Stretcher
- TOM THUMB Platinum Silicone Stretcher
- Horny Platinum Silicone Stretcher
- Stairway to Heaven Stretcher
- The Original Tentacle Dildo
- Goose Neck Silicone Dildo
- Wölfing Fantasy Silicone Dildo
- Spidey's Web Silicone Stretcher
- Rodney's Plonker Silicone Dildo
- Twisted Tentacles Dildo
- Kraken's Tentacle Depth Trainer
- Mr Michelin Dildo
- Organotoy Humphrey Medium Silicone Dildo
- The Original Dog's Cock Dildo
- BRUTUS Platinum Silicone Dildo
- HENRY Silicone Depth Trainer
- Donkey Dong Depth Trainer
- Godzillaz Silicone Dildo
- Colon Snake Anal Depth Trainer
- Diablo's Finger Silcone Dildo
- John Thomas "IT" Platinum Silicone Stretcher
- John Thomas THE CHALLENGE Platinum Silicone Stretcher
- John Thomas Toys Daddy's Cock Silicone Dildo
- John Thomas Toys MASTER Silicone Dildo
- John Thomas Toys Essex Geezer
- John Thomas Toys Tom Dick And Zoltok Silicone Dildo
- John Thomas Toys The Dick Head Stretcher
- The Barbarian Dildo
- Pervy Patrick Dildo
- The Sampson Cumtube Fantasy Dildo
- Njoy Stainless Steel Fun Wand
- The PARASITE Dildo From John Thomas Toys
- Spock's Cock Silicone Fantasy Dildo From John Thomas Toys
- John Thomas® The Extremirt Silicone Dildo
- John Thomas® The Don Silicone Dildo
- John Thomas® Alien Hooligan Silicone Dildo
- John Thomas® Anal Probe Dildo
- John Thomas® Billy Bunter Platinum Silicone Dildo
- John Thomas® Cleopatra's Candle Platinum Silicone Dildo
- John Thomas® Toys BEASTLI Platinum Silicone Dildo
- Sinnovator Typhon Silicone Dragon Fantasy Dildo From Uberkinky
- Hankeys Toys XS Dragon Silicone Dildo
- Mr Hankeys Toys BFG Xtra-Small Fantasy Silicone Dildo
- Rhea Silicone Dildo From Ylva And Dite
- So Divine Black Juju Dual Density Silicone Dildo
- Beowulf Silicone Dildo From Hankeys Toys
- Helios Sun God Fantasy Silicone Dildo
- Uberrime Xenuphora Handmade Silicone Tentacle Fantasy Dildo
- Uberrime Splendid Dual-Density Dildo
- Uberrime Night King Fantasy Dildo Fire & Ice Colors
- The Realm Draken Dragon Dildo with Sword Handle Bundle
- Blush Temptasia Twist Silicone Dildo By Blush
- Jammy Silicone Dildo By Blush
- Ruse D-Thang 6 Inch Realistic Silicone Dildo
- Blush Avant D3 Summer Fling Silicone Dildo
- Dalia Porcelain Dildo
- Blush Novelties Real Nude Sumo
- Mr.Hankey's ALIEN BREEDER Dildo
- Taylor Dildo - Realistic Silicone Dildo
- Little Johnny Prostate Stimulator
- Dildo Eiffel Tower - La Tour est Folle
- Pride Edition Silicone Rainbow Dildo - 7.75 Inch
- Velvet Touch Silicone Realistic 8 Inch Dildo in Black
- Hercules Silicone Dildo from Godemiche
- MEO Black Label Titus Silicone 8 Inch
- Spilt Peaches 8 Inch Pastel Shades Unicorn Horn Silicone Dildo
- Tantus Flurry Silicone Dildo
- Persian Palm Eva Classic
- Frankenstein Dildo
- Cock Skull Dildo Black
- Zombie Dildo
- Dodil Moldable Dildo
- Seahorse Dildo
- GlassbyWoozy Glass Tentacle Dildo Review
- CutlerX Silicone Dildo
- Anaconda Silicone Dildo
- Centaur Silicone Dildo
- Demetra Wooden Dildo
- Trinity Vibes 11 Inch Inflatable Dildo
- Peg Anal Dildo
- Farringdon Polished Aluminium Dildo
- ADAM-Bi Pearlescent
- Nova The Breeder from Bad Dragon
- Vasu the Naga
- Elden the Faerie Dragon
- Flint the Uncut Studded Dragon
- Wooden Dildo
- Inspire Wooden Dildo
- Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock Jeff Stryker Realistic Dildo
- Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock 8" Classic Dildo
- Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock 8 Inch Realistic Cock
- Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock Kong Dildo
- Glass Navy Blue Spiral Dildo
- Icicles Rose Tentacle Glass Dildo No 24 from Pipedream
- Moody Blue Glass Dildo from A Touch Of Glass
- Purple Blaise Glass Dildo from A Touch Of Glass
- Male Nereid Silicone Dildo
Vibrators
- PinkPunch Peachu Sucking Vibrator
- Kiiroo - OhMiBod Fuse Dual-Stim Interactive Vibrator
- Ruby Glow Blush
- Love Hamma
- So Divine Clitoral Suction Stimulator
- Hot Octopuss KURVE G-Spot Vibrator
- So Divine #Selflove Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator
- Bestvibe G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator
- Hot Octopuss Pulse Duo Lux
- Fun Factory Stronic Drei Vibrator
- Satyisfyer Sweet Treat Review
- Satisfyer Vibes Magic Bunny Rabbit Vibrator
- AMO Bullet Vibrator
- We-Vibe Moxie Wearable Vibrator
- Dreamlove Ritual Shushu Clitoral Suction Vibrator
- Bioskin™ Gcandy Sweet Raspberry Rabbit Vibrator
- Ann Summers - Moregasm+ Petite Rampant Rabbit
- Ann Summers - Moregasm+ Boost Rampant Rabbit
- Gvibe Mini Gold 24kt Vibrator
- Ann Summers Whisper Rabbit Vibrator
- Ann Summers Whisper Bullet Vibrator
- Hot Octopuss DiGiT Finger Vibrator
- Svakom Siren Silicone Vibrator
- Satisfyer Vibes Master Vibrator
- I Rub My Duckie Travel Sized Vibrator
- Satisfyer Vibes Power Flower Vibrator
- Grabbit Luxury Rabbit Vibrator
- Rocks Off EveryGirl Rabbit Vibrator
- Dr Rocco's Pleasure Emporium Zeppelina Vibrator
- Satisfyer Partner Multifun 1 and 2 Vibrators
- Flex Rechargeable G Spot Vibrator
- Gring Finger Vibe
- So Divine ‘Addicted’ Love Egg With Remote Control
- Womanizer Liberty Rechargeable Travel Clitoral Stimulator
- LOVELY 2.0 Vibrating Cock Ring With Desire-Sensing Technology
- Fun Factory Strionic G
- Gbulb Silicone Vibrator From Gvibe
- So Divine Get Lucky USB Rechargeable Vibrator
- Rocks Off Lust Linx Ball And Chain
- The New Zumio S Clitoral Vibrator
- Rocks Off Ruby Glow
- Nu-Sensuelle Bentlii 15-function Dual Motor Waterproof Vibrator
- Moregasm+ Remote Control Panty Vibe From Ann Summers
- Blush Novelties Fruity Grape Bullet Vibe
- Satisfyer Pro Traveler Clitoral Stimulator
- Sola Egg Massager Passion Set
- REMOTE SEX - Remote Controlled Vibrator
- Bondara Pride Luxury Rainbow Rabbit Vibrator
- Bathmate Rechargeable Bullet Vibe
- Nu-Sensuelle Remote Control Bullet Vibe
- Fifty Shades Of Grey Charlie Tango Vibrator
- Rocks Off Bamboo Fire 10 Speed Bullet Vibrator Review
- Red Doxy Die Cast Super Powerful Wand Massager
- Satisfyer Pro Plus Vibration Clitoral Vibe
- Satisfyer Pro 4 Couples Vibrator
- Doxy Number 3
- Rocks Off Atomic 10 Speed Vibrator
- Satisfyer Pro G-spot Rabbit Vibrator
- Alpha Male Leten Wand Massager
- Lelo Sona Cruise Clitoral Massager
- So Divine Lets Go Crazy Rabbit Vibe
- Rocks Off Unihorn Stardust Vibrator
- Queen Bee from Hot Octopuss
- Satisfyer Pro Penguin Generation 2 Review
- Wild Rabbit from Nome Tang
- The Satisfyer Pro 2 Generation 2 - Clitoral Stimulator
- The Satisfyer Pro 2 - Clitoral Stimulator
- The Satisfyer 2 - Clitoral Stimulator
- Lovesexy Silky Touch Vibrator
- Vibease Remote Control Panty Vibrator
- ‘Need You Tonight’ Vibrating Bullet From So Divine
- Sweetest Taboo Magic Wand From So Divine
- Crescendo Vibrator From MysteryVibe
- IMToy Rhino Rabbit Vibrator From The Zoo Range
- Big Boss G5 from Fun Factory
- Keri Rechargeable Vibrator from Svakom
- Lelo Smart Wand Large
- Lelo Ora 2
- 7 Function Gushing Rabbit Vibrator
- Jessica Rabbit Ultimate XXTRA G Rabbit Vibrator
- Loveline Leah Vibrator
- Vibe Therapy Dive Slimline Pink Silicone Vibrator
- Boom Chi Silicone Vibrator
- Svakom Siime Eye Camera Vibrator
- Rocks Off RO-120mm Wings Of Desire Erotic Ink Vibrator
Butt Plugs / Anal Toys
- Pulled Lump
- Goblin Stretcher
- Alien Egg Butt Plug
- Colon Balls Platinum Silicone Depth Trainer
- Stanmore Trainer Silicone Depth Trainer
- Boss
- Pony Butt Plug
- FIST
- McWhippy
- Bum Pleaser
- PleX With Flex Remote Controlled Butt Plug
- The Ripper Silicone Stretcher
- Nexus Max 20
- Gplug Twist Vibrating Anal Butt Plug
- Furry Fantasy Black Panther Tail Butt Plug
- Avant Pride P5 Fluid Silicone Butt Plug
- Titus Puppy Tail Pro Butt Plug
- Rocks-Off 10 Speed Vortex Vibrating Butt Plug Review
- Precious Metals Ribbed Gold Anal Plug
- Bootylicious Butt Plug
- Loving Joy Demi Silicone Butt Plug
- Icicles No 48 Glass Butt Plug with Flower Base
- Sweet Sensation Booty Plug
- Rocks Off 7 Speed Butt Throb Butt Plug
E-Stim Kit
- Serious Kit SPT Push To Fit Second Electrode
- Serious Kit Electro SPT And V2K Conversion Kit
- E-stim Systems Tri-Phase Cable
- DG Labs Coyote Estim Control Box
- Electrastim Habanero Silicone Fusion Prostate Massager Electrode
- Zeus Electrosex Lightning Hood E-Stim Penis Head Teaser Review
- Electrastim Komodo Silicone Fusion Bi-polar Dildo Electrode
- Electrastim Viper Silicone Fusion Bi-polar Cock Ring Electrode
- E-WMCBP 2.0 Bipolar Electrode
- E-Bead 2.0 E-Stim Systems And Mr S Leather Collaboration Electrode
- New E-stim Remote From E-Stim Systems
- MyStim Opus E Vaginal Version E-Stim Masturbator
- ElectroWhisker Monopole Electrode
- Electro Speculum
- Micro Pad Monopole Electrodes
- Large Flo E-Stim Electrode
- Estim Remote System
- Python E-stim Ball Crusher
- Electrastim AXIS
- E-Stim Connect From E-Stim Systems
- E-Stim Systems Black Collection
- Silicone Noir Ovid Electro G-Spot Estim Dildo
- ElectraStim Silicone Noir Rocker Butt Plug Review
- Kinklab NeonWand Electrosex Violet Wand Kit Purple
- ElectraStim Jack Socket Electro Sex Male Masturbator
- 2B E-Stim Control Unit Review from E-Stim Systems
- ElectraStim Prestige Electrosex Cock/Scrotal Ring
- Double Electro Pinwheel from E-stim Systems
- The EM60-E Flirt Stimulator from ElectraStim
- The Prestige Cock Loops from ElectraStim
- The Moaner Bi-Polar Electrode from e-stim.co.uk
- The Magnum Bi-Polar Electrode from e-stim.co.uk
- The ElectroHelix E-Stim Control Unit from e-stim.co.uk
- The ElectroPebble E-Stim Control Unit from e-stim.co.uk
- Intro2Electro For Her Kit
- Electrogel Conductive Lube
- Flange Bipolar Electrode
- Deviant Bipolar Electrode
- Conductive Rubber Cock Loops
- Bobble Bipolar Electrode
Male Masturbators/Grinders
- Scorpion Sex Grinder
- Kirroo Onyx+ Interactive Male Masturbator
- Clone-A-Pussy Plus+ Hot Pink Kit
- MyStim Opus E Vaginal Version E-Stim Masturbator
- Satisfyer For Men Vibration
- Hot Octopuss JETT
- The OffBeat Silicone Stroker From Godemiche
- Satisfyer For Men
- Linx Onyx Sucker Black Masturbator
- Atom Plus - Hot Octopuss
- Pocket PULSE Remote
- Fleshlight Turbo Thrust Copper Oral Sex Masturbator
- Pleasurenana Male Masturbator Review
- Pulse III Duo From Hot Octopuss
- Fleshlight Pink Lady Vortex
- Fleshlight Alien Pussy
Lube
- J-Jelly Lube Review
- Uberlube Good To Go Travel Sized Silicone Lubricant 15ml Silver
- JO Candy Shop H2O Butterscotch Lubricant
- Wicked Jelle Water-Based Anal Lube
- Eros Aqua Water-based Lubricant
- Wicked Toy Love Gel Lube for Intimate Toys 100ml
- Cock Candy Value Pack
- Secret Play Hybrid Organic Lube With Aloe Vera And Olive Oil
- Astroglide Gel Thicker Formula Water-Based Lubricant
- Man Cunt Hybrid Lube
- Secret Play Oceanic Organic Wakame & Nori Personal Lubricant
- Secret Play Natural Vegan Organic Aloe Vera Personal Lube
- AMOREMEO Salted Caramel Kissable Massage Gel
- AMOREMEO Vanilla Kissable Massage Gel
- Astroglide Spark Hybrid Personal Lubricant 2.5 Fluid Ounce
- Licx Smooth Sensual Gel Lube Review
- Licx Deluxe Cream and Gel Lubricants
- Bad Dragons Cum Lube
- SPUNK LUBE Pink
- Sliquid Naturals H2O Water Based Lube
- Sliquid Naturals Sassy Anal Lube
- Sliquid Silk Hybrid Lube
- Sliquid Silver Silicone Lube
- Sliquid Swirl Strawberry & Pomegranate Flavoured Lube
- ID Glide Lube
Cleaners
- Swiss Navy Toy And Body Cleaner
- VERYCLEAN 2.0 Universal Sex Toy Cleaning Spray
- Cheeky Wash 65ml Anti-bacterial Sex Toy Cleaner
BDSM
- Drakaina Domination Supply BDSM Fleshlight Gas Mask
- Demon's Kiss Wrist Cuffs
- Angel's Kiss Wrist Cuffs
- Liebe Seele - The Equestrian Collar & Leash Set
- Liebe Seele - Pink Dream Collar And Leash Set
- Macaron 9pcs Bondage Kit - Melon From Liebe Seele
- Dark Secret - 1.7 Inch Silicone Ball Gag with Leather Buckle Straps
- Bound You Ⅱ Shibari Bondage Rope Hogtie Set
- Victorian Garden Lace And Velvet Wrist Cuffs
- Liebe Seele Wine Red Deluxe Curved Collar With Chain Leash And Lock Review
- Liebe Seele Wrist And Ankle Cuff Sets
- Liebe Seele Wine Red Collar And Leash Set
- BDSM Candles For Wax Play
- Kinklab Adjustable Steel Spreader Bar
- BDSM Whip with Tassel
- Jute BDSM Shibari Bondage Rope
- Saffron Leash and Collar Set
- Wooden Paddle From Grateful Pain
- Mister-B Datex Cocksucker Hood
- Colt Camo Thigh Sling
- Blush Temptasia Safety Scissors
- The Quad 18 Inch Silicone Whip with Dildo Handle
- Bound To Tease Bamboo Spanking Paddle
- Honour HNRX ES Bondage Rubber Ankle Cuffs & Padlocks
- Subservient Starter Set
- The Bondage Man Wax Play Candles
- High Quality BDSM Pillory Set From Lodbrock
- Puppy Play Spiked Leather Alpha Dog Collar
- HurtMe: Cat o' Nine Tails Ariadne From Meo.de
- Bondara 14 Inch Lair Leather Sword Slapper Paddle
- The Goo Plate From The Lodbrock Schlossmeister Collection
- BONDO - Stainless steel handcuffs
- Pipedream Fetish Fantasy Penis Ball Gag
- Obey Luxury 24" Spanking Cane
- TOP Necklace - Men's BDSM Necklace With Pendant
- Japanese Silk Love Rope Wrist Cuffs
- Latex Ass Play / Fisting Gloves
- Obey Red Nubuck Leather Ball Gag
- House Of Eros Leather And Rope Breast Binder
- Obey Red Saddle Leather Adjustable Blindfold
- Beautifully Bound Rose Gold Real Leather Collar with Leash
- Bad Puppy Knee Pads
- BDSM Puppy Slave Collar Review
- Lady MEO – Ring of O collar - gold
- Fun Factory - Buck Dich
- Black/White Leather Bondage Collar
- Black/White Leather Bondage Wrist Cuffs
- Lady MEO - SLAVE Collar In Gold
- MEOBOND Electronic Time Lock For Bondage and Chastity Belts
- Fuck & Play Spreader Bar
- Pony Bridle Head Harness
- BONDO - Stainless Steel Heavy Duty Ankle Shackles
- Paddle Ex Animo with Hearts
- Euphoria Collar with Ball Clasp - Steel Fetish Collar
- Oscuro Barbed Wire & Suede Leather Flogger
- BDSM Gas Mask - Breath Control
- Combination Lock Slave Collar
- Bondara Red BDSM Bondage Rope With Tassels
- Fetish Fantasy O-Ring Gag with Nipple Clamps
- Fetish Fantasy Mini Silk Rope Review
- TP Dungeon Hire - Private Fetish Play Space & Studio
- Bondara Super Soft 21 Inch Faux Leather Medium Whip Review
- Aslan Leather Driver Strap On Harness from Uberkinky
- Paracord Figure Of 8 Cuffs Kit From KinkCraft
- Paracord Mini-FLogger Kit From KinkCraft
- Bound To Tease Ankle Restraints
- Size Matters Max Twist Nipple Suckers
ABDL/DDLG Products
- Kittens ABDL Pacifier Clip From Onesies Downunder
- Onesies Downunder Ageplay Apparal Bow
- Pawsome ABDL Overalls From Onesies Downunder
- Little Rascals And PlayDayz Classic Diaper Review For Nappies R Us
- NRU Purrty Padded Pull Up ABDL Training Pants
- Adorable ABDL DDLG Tu-sies From OnesiesDownUnder
- ABDL And DDLG Bibs From OnesiesDownUnder
- Dreamy And Unicorns Snap Crotch ABDL Onesies
- ABDL Pacifier Clips From OnesiesDownUnder
- Adult Pacifier Triple Pack Review For OnesiesDownUnder
Shoes, Boots and Clothing
- Caz and Jennys Funky Face Masks
- PVC Maid To Serve Dress & Cap
- PVC Discipline Dress
- Black Floral Lace Metal Boned 6 Strap Suspender Basque
- Allure Leather Cupless Buckle and Zip Corset
- Pleaser Radiant 1020 7" Heel Platform Pole Dancing Shoes
- Pleaser Funtasma Exotica Black Patent Wide Width Platform Gogo Boot
- Maze - Halter Bra Harness
- Pleaser Dice 616 Black Rhinestone Embelished Casino Themed Heels
Others
- Godemiche Silicone Grind Ring
- A Collection of FemDom Perspectives by kinkywriter.com
- Jimmy Jane Intimate Care Menstrual Cups
- Love Jelly Sensual Bath Time Fun
- So Divine Sensual Kegel Ball Training Set
- Temptasia Clitoris And Nipple Enhancement System
- Ann Summers Nipple Covers
- Shunga Exotic Intimate Massage Candles
- Fun Factory Fun Cup Explore Kit - Menstrual Cup
- Loopy Bounce TrioPack
- The Cock Cam - Cock Ring With A Camera
- Motorbunny Premium Silicone Attachments
- Pre-Fist Anal Or Vaginal Fingering Glove
- Bathmate Vibe Cock Rings
- Toy Bag from MEO - Monostrap Backpack
- Bijoux Indescrets Flamboyant Body Jewelery Purple And Pink
- FETISH PAD – The Original Black Absorbent Fetish Pads
- Bathmate Strap
- Bathmate Hydromax X30 Wide Boy Penis Enlarger
- Sistalk Mister Devil Kegel Trainer
- Joyboxx - Hygienic Storage System
- Clone-A-Pussy Hot Pink Kit Review From Simply Pleasure
- LUWI Female Condom Review
- GBalls2 Kegel Exercise Personal Trainer
- IMToy Candy Kegel Exercise Personal Trainer
- IOB-Spec Speculum With Light
- Leopard Print Eye Pajamas
- Fantasy C-Ringz Ultimate Couples Cage Vibrating Cock Ring from Uberkinky
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