I must say that one of the great things about my job is that I get to try out some fascinating sex toys. When Bestvibe got in touch with me, asking if I would be interested in reviewing their G Spot Rabbit Vibe, I jumped at the chance.
This is a rabbit vibe, unlike any other I have tried, and I was curious as to just how it would feel. It has been designed to simulate being fingered deeply, and with three motors, it looked great on paper.
"The main shaft fills my vagina very nicely, and with the girth being a little chunky, it gives me that nice full feeling I love to get from a toy. The main shaft of the G Spot Rabbit has a fantastic textured end which feels excellent when it's rubbing against my G spot."Joanne
I have to say thank you to the lovely sub'r' who also enjoyed it and gave me her valuable feedback on her thoughts about it too.
But, how would it perform in the field? Well in my pussy to be more precise, so read on to find out how I go on with it.
I was delighted when Hot Octopuss got in touch to ask me if I want to review the latest iteration of their incredibly popular Pulse guybrator line, the Pulse Duo Lux.
"I was soon being edged by Stunt Cock (the tease). So in reply to this I hit the boost button sending the pulse plate into overdrive, he did the same, and I soon felt him tense as warm cum shot across my belly."Joanne
I was keen to see how this new creation in the Pulse line would fare. It is always hard to come up with couples sex toys that perform as well in the bedroom as they do on the drawing board.
So let me tell you all about the Pulse Duo Lux, read on to hear about our experiences with it.
Hi, it's sub 'r' here again with another Fun Factory review, this time it is the Stronic Drei I have been enjoying getting to know.
With Fun Factory being one of my favourite toy companies, I jumped at the chance when Joanne asked me to review the Stronic Drei for her.
"The Stronic Drei is very quiet, which means you can get on with playing and not having to worry about other people hearing you. The noises coming out of me on the other hand, were a different story."Joanne
With us being in lockdown I have had lots of time, and orgasm’s to get to know the Stronic Drei. While I have hated being on loockdown, it has meant lots of time to get to know this amazing sex toy.
So, let me tell you all about the Stronic Drei, I hope you find this review useful.
Hi, it's sub 'r' here again with another review of a Satisfyer toy, the Sweet Treat.
The Sweet Treat is a clitoral stimulator that looks like a strawberry ice cream cone and it provides lots of orgasms. You may burn some calories at the same time unlike with real ice-cream.
"I also love how the silicone has been shaped to look like a fresh whip ice cream that you get off the ice cream man (the one that comes round here is quite dishy)."sub'r'
With us being in lockdown at the moment, I have had lots of time to get to know the Sweet Treat from Satisfyer if you know what I mean ;-)
So here's what I thought of this quirky sex toy, I hope you enjoy.
This is sub 'r' again, and in this review, I am going to chat with you about the Magic Bunny rabbit vibe from Satisfyer.
Satisfyer is throwing toys at reviewers at the moment, so it would be rude not to enjoy them and let everyone know my thoughts about it. I'm not going to turn down the chance to enjoy a rabbit vibe after all.
"I also had the urge to diddle when I was in the shower so I got my Magic Bunny and used it to test its waterproofing. I found that it made the rubbly vibrations much stronger than they are out of the water."sub'r'
The Magic Bunny is part of the Satisfyer Vibes range, which I have been enjoying now for a good couple of months.
So here are my thoughts about it. I hope you enjoy xxx.
As a total fangirl of Hot Octopuss, I followed their release of the AMO bullet vibe with much interest. Bullet vibes are amazing, and as far as I am concerned, everyone should have one in their playbag.
Hot Octopuss has made their name by creating beautiful sex toys that perform exceptionally well while also being different from the norm. I like that, different and quirky are terms I often use to describe myself, as well as what I enjoy sexually.
"The higher power settings are amazing, and it is fun to slowly work your way up to them and then to send yourself over the edge into an orgasm that for me, has me gasping for breath afterwards."Joanne
I was, of course, delighted when they asked me if I would like to review an AMO for them and I couldn't wait to get my hands (and other bits) on one.
So, let me tell you all about the AMO and why it's going to be another hit for Hot Octopuss.
I love reviewing new toys and was thrilled when we were given a We-Vibe Moxie vibrator at Erofame.
We were asked to try it and review it, and of course, that is what we enjoy doing.
"When out I would either turn it down or pause the vibrations when someone stood close by, although once or twice I pretended it was my phone vibrating :-). I did find a sneaky way of adding pressure was to sit on a padded chair and tilt my pelvis to be able to push myself against the padding Mmmmm."Joanne
Having reviewed other remote control vibrators before I was looking forward to trying out this panty vibe.
This small intimate clit vibe looks unassuming and straightforward, but how does it perform? If you want to find out what I think about the little vibe, then read on.
When I was approached by Dreamlove to review a new clitoral stimulator before it has even been released in the UK, I was thrilled. So, of course, I jumped at the chance.
What is it? Well, it is a very nicely proportioned clitoral suction vibrator. It is new onto the market, and I couldn't wait to get my hands (and other bits) on it.
"I enjoyed playing with the vibrations to start with, then would switch to the suction for a while, before switching again. I found by changing back and forth I could fully enjoy the Shushu and prolong the fun I was experiencing."Joanne
It arrived quickly and safely packed securely in a plain box. As it has not been released yet, it came wrapped in paper and decorated with a bow, placed in a sealed gift bag. Having no product packaging, I not able to comment on the retail packaging in this review but I have obtained a picture of it for you all.
No doubt you are all more interested in how it performs though rather than what it arrives in. So here are my thoughts on the Ritual Shushu toy itself, please read on...
I always get super excited when Gvibe tell me they are sending me something in the post, and I was thrilled when I opened the box to find the new Gcandy.
I have reviewed lots of vibrators and but plugs from Gvibe, and I am always impressed by them, heck even the packaging gets my juices flowing.
"As a texture queen, I really enjoyed the deep ridges. They create genuinely great sensations when thrusting it in and out. While the soft texture allows you to squeeze the shaft without the discomfort, you might have with a solid toy. The silky feel of the silicone means that it slides in easily with only a small amount of water-based lube needed until your natural lubricants take over."Joanne
In a market place saturated with rabbit style vibes, I hoped that Gvibe would once again not disappoint.
So, read on to find out what I think of the Gcandy.
You know it's a good day when a new rampant rabbit vibrator arrives through the postbox from Ann Summers.
They sent me the Moregasm+ Petite Rampant Rabbit, and my submissive fell in love with it when she saw it. Like me, she just loves rabbit vibrators, and so I decided that this review was going to be hers to write.
"You can use a rabbit is all sorts of positions, I like to lay on my side and insert it before clamping my thighs together to hold it in place. If I then thrust my hips, I can vary the penetration and also the pressure on my clitoris to good effect."sub'r'
She has now spent a few weeks getting to know the vibrator purely for reviewing purposes. I am sure she hasn't been enjoying herself too much.
She was, of course, delighted to be able to write another review on here for me. So without further ado, this is what sub'r' thought of this modestly proportioned rabbit vibe.
Stimulate your pussy and clit with the Moregasm+ Boost Rampant Rabbit from Ann Summers. I love it when I get asked to review rabbit vibrators, and so I jumped at the chance to review this one when Ann Summers asked.
Vibrators like this do get my juices flowing, as I love to feel the vibrations inside and out. I find internal and clitoral stimulations delightful so rabbit vibes work well for me.
"The curve of the toy means that it is not only easy to slide in and out, but with a small change of angle, it hits the g-spot amazingly well."Joanne
I didn't have to wait long for it to arrive and I couldn't wait to try it out. The first thing I did after taking the pictures was to charge it ready to play before jumping into bed with a bottle of lube and this rabbit.
So, read on to find out what I think of this particular rabbit vibe.
I am so excited to be revealing this review to the world. You see, I have never seen a gold plated vibrator before in my life, so I was blown away by this one.
So before I get all giddy, let me fill you in on the background to reviewing this sex toy. In ealry October, I sent my partner and our submissive to Erofame to represent me, and they dropped by the stand of one of my favourite companies Gvibe.
"The Gmini Gold is not only a fantastic looking vibrator, something that "Gold Member" from Austin Powers would no doubt love, it also performs very well, indeed."Joanne
Anyway to cut a long story short, sub'r' won a Gvibe T-shirt in a fun game involving some dildos and a Nerf gun - nice. She was also presented with a limited edition 24kt Gvibe MINI GOLD to review, and as you can imagine, she still can't wipe the smile off her face.
So read on to find out how sub'r' got on with the most expensive vibrator that either of us has ever seen or used. Would it be a golden opportunity for some incredible orgasms, or would it turn out to be fools-gold? Read on to find out.
I am such a lucky reviewer. Ann Summers sent me two of their latest vibrators to review, and this is the second one. I also had a lot of fun reviewing their Whisper Bullet Vibrator, which has just been released as well.
Like its cousin, this one comes in a delightful storage bag that I adore.
"For a rabbit that is compact as this one, it is surprisingly powerful. I love the way that you can set different power levels in each motor, and these can combine to deliver some serious pleasure."Joanne
Now, everyone likes some rabbit time, and I really enjoy rabbit vibes, so I was excited to get to grips with this one.
It is nice and compact, not at all like some of the larger rabbits that can often be offputting to anyone new to sex toys. So, let me tell you all about the Whisper Rabbit Petite Vibe.
I was delighted when Ann Summers sent me one of their newest vibrators to review before its launch. It is so lovely to be one of the first people to try out a new toy.
They sent me two vibrators to review, this one, the Whisper Vibrator and also the Whisper Rabbit Vibrator.
"I really like pressing the tip on my clitoris and relishing the deep vibrations, circling it also feel great too. I also tend to "dip" when using bullet vibes. As the clitoral stimulation becomes almost too much, I push the vibe into my vagina to enjoy some deeper vibrations."Joanne
I decided to review the bullet vibe myself and have let my sexy submissive review the rabbit vibe as she adores rabbits.
So after a couple of weeks playing with this one, I'm ready to tell you how I got on with it. So, sit back and let me tell you all about the Ann Summers Whisper Vibrator.
I am delighted to be able to tell you all about the latest creation from Hot Octopuss, the DiGiT. I love their advertising slogan "Show bad sex the finger!"
I could hardly contain myself when Hot Octopuss got in touch, asking if I would be interested in reviewing their latest creation. I certainly didn't have to think long and hard about my reply, it was a YES PLEASE!
"When I do allow myself to cum this way it is earthmoving, and I love long slow sessions with the DiGiT for this very reason. Throw in a dildo or a butt plug, and you have the makings of a trip to orgasmville on the clitoral express train."Joanne
The DiGiT is a bullet vibe with a difference, this is one that secures to your finger, allowing for effortless play possibilities.
I really enjoyed getting to know the DiGiT so let me show you why fingers are not just for dipping and rubbing.
To say I was delighted when the doorbell rang and my rather tired-looking postman handed me yet another package was an understatement. I was waiting for the Svakom Siren Silicone Vibrator, and so I knew what was in the box.
Giving the postman a cheeky smile, I closed the door and opened up the packaging. I hastily cut the tape on the box to get a glimpse at what was inside. I love testing vibrators, and Svakom had sent me their Siren, a two tongued vibe to put through its paces.
"Placing the tongues over my clitoral hood and sliding it up and down feels incredible. The vibrating tongues are complimented with the inner texture to really have me gripping the sheets. I can easily orgasm using the Siren in this way."Joanne
I quickly did the product photos (I always do them before getting a toy coated in vag-goo). Then I slipped out of my panties for some "me time" with the Siren.
So, let me tell you how I got on and what I think of this rather lovely looking silicone vibrator.
I am delighted to be able to bring you another great review by Harley Fire of the Satisfyer Vibes Master. A vibrator that is both girthy and rumbly.
As Satisfyer seem to be throwing virbators at reviewers these days I ended up with more than one of these vibes and so I asked Harley if she wanted to review one. I am delighted that she has done so as she has real talent for reviewing sex toys. Harley Fire is a queer amateur porn creator and lifestyle findomme from the UK.
"The Master felt very nice on my clitoris, both with vibrations and without, and once inside it was clear to see why they named it as they did. The girth alone is enough for a great feeling of fullness, and its length allows for a versatility in hitting whatever spot you want."Harley Fire
Her take on the Master is almost identical to mine, it's a fantastic vibrator that both fills and delights in equal proportions.
So without further ado, here are Harley's thoughts on this amazing vibrator from Satisfyer.
It isn't often that I am fortunate enough to review a unisex toy, so I was delighted when Nexus approached me asking if I would be interested in reviewing their Nexus Max 20.
Now, this is a plug with a removable remote control bullet vibe that has been designed to stimulate the prostate or g-spot.
"I really enjoyed using it sitting up, simply insert it, then replace your clothing, with tight panties keeping it in place. It was great fun to sit on a padded chair and to then move my hips around to get the most out of the clit stimulation offered."Joanne
That means I get to enjoy it as does my Stunt Cock who will be dragged into the reviewing process, bent over and plugged with it. All in the interest of science of course.
So let me tell you a bit about Nexus and their creations before telling you all about the Nexus Max 20.
Stunt Cock here again with another review of a penis orientated sex toy for the lovely Joanne.
Recently Satisfyer seems to be throwing sex toys at reviewers, and I was delighted when two penis toys arrived in the post.
"I tried stroking with it but that felt a bit cumbersome, I found the way that works best for me it just to insert myself into it and to find the sweet spot where the powerful vibrations on my frenulum felt best."Stunt Cock
After blowing a raspberry at Joanne as these were for me and not her, I got down to the task of getting to know them - intimately. This sleek black masturbator with looks that remind me of the form of an F1 racing car was fun to use, and I enjoyed getting acquainted with it.
So, let me tell you all about it and what I thought of it when using on my happy chap.
I am delighted to be able to bring you this great review by Harley Fire of the Satisfyer Vibes Power Flower. A vibrator with a tip that is unlike anything else I have tried.
As Satisfyer seem to be throwing virbators at reviewers these days I ended up with more than one of these vibes and so I asked Harley if she wanted to review one. I am delighted that she has done so as she has real talent. Harley Fire is a queer amateur porn creator and lifestyle findomme from the UK.
"I’ve had a couple of pleasantly surprising heightened orgasms thanks to the Power Flower, but that’s not due to the petal design. In fact, both times I creamed quite a lot, but it was the vibration strength and the girth doing the job."Harley Fire
Her take on the Power Flower is very similar to mine, it's a nice virbator and it will no doubt be great for anyone who enjoys unpredicatable stimulation over a wide area. However it does have its drawbacks.
So without further ado, here are Harley's thoughts on this striking vibrator from Satisfyer.
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