Joanne's Sex Machine and Sex Toy Reviews

Welcome to my siteWelcome to my site, I hope that you enjoy my reviews and articles. I have a fascination with sex toys and in particular sex and fucking machines, e-stim and BDSM.

I have a lot of fun doing what I do and I hope it shows in my reviews and articles.

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Joanne xxx


Displaying items by tag: Rechargeable

So Divine Get Lucky USB Rechargeable Vibrator

A handy USB rechargeable vibrator with a twist

I have enjoyed all of the sex toys that I have reviewed for So Divine in the past, and so I was delighted when they got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing their new USB rechargeable vibrator - The Get Lucky Vibe.

With a trip to Germany just around the corner, I jumped at the chance as I decided I would review it here and then let sub'r' take it on her trip to Germany as, to be honest, it is the perfect travelling companion.

"The small nodules on the tip of the vibrator feel incredible when I slowly rub them over the top of my clitoris."

Joanne

So I waited for its arrival with high hopes... It follows a long line of very enjoyable vibes that have given me some fantastic orgasms to live up to. Would it continue to build on its predecessor's performance or would it be a letdown? No pressure at all.

My first impressions were - "this is different". Read on to find out my final thoughts on it.

Rocks Off Lust Linx Ball And Chain Review

This ball and chain is definitly no drag

I am no stranger to remote controlled sex toys and love to use them clandestinely when out and about, so I was delighted when Wolf from Meo.de asked if I would like to review one for them.

Now I love Rocks Off vibrators, and I also love remote controlled toys so no surprise at all that I jumped at the chance to review this silicone ball and chain.

"I do enjoy some clandestine outdoor fun and games, and Stunt Cock took great delight in teasing me rotten while out and about. It makes shopping or a trip to the post office much more fun."

Joanne

Not having to wait long for delivery I still found myself fantasising about ways to enjoy and maximise the remote function of this vibe.

Once it arrived I was blown away by just how kinky it looks in its retail packaging, but would its performance match its kinky looks? Read on to find out.

Review Of The New Zumio S Clitoral Vibrator

I put this clitoral vibe to the test to compare it to its predecessor

I have been fortunate enough to have been sent a Zumio S to review, this is a smaller version of the original Zumio which is now called the Zumio X.

I have been dying to see how the new Zumio S performs as I have already reviewed the Zumio X.

"In use, it is very quiet making it a very discreet vibe ideal for use in busy households. It is small enough to be easily used when making love it you need some extra stimulation."

Joanne

Already having the original Zumio has meant that I could compare them both side by side to see the differences in performance that the slight changes to the design have resulted in.

So, is the Zumio S a leap forward for this unique clitoral vibrator or is it more of a flop? Read on to find out.

Nu-Sensuelle Bentlii 15-function Dual Motor Waterproof Vibrator

A power house to satisfy even the likes of Jeremy Clarkson

I can be a bit of a geek sometimes, and I love it when a sex toy name makes me giggle and smile. You can bet your sweet ass that I was laughing when Patrick from Latex, Leather & Lace asked me to review the Nu Sensuelle Bentlii for him.

My first thoughts were of the luxury car brand Bently, and I hoped that the Bentlii lived up to its namesakes thoroughbred status and power.

"Definitely, the best thing about the Bentlii is the two powerful motors inside it. They deliver sports car like power and after switching it on mine made it all the way across the bed under its own steam."

Joanne

I needn't have worried though as the first time I switched this bad boy on I knew I was in for a lot of fun.

The Bentlii is one of the new range of Nu Sensualle vibrators that I just can't get enough off, they rock in a big way. So let me tell you why the Bentlii is a prestige vibe.

NU Sensuelle Giselle 10+3 Function Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator Review

This is not just another rabbit vibe, it's a revelation

I am sat here, actually a little breathless and with the glowing feeling of an orgasm slowly fading inside me as I type this. I just had to get straight on with recording my thoughts on a new take on the classic Rabbit Vibe that I have been using for a couple of weeks now.

Patrick from Latex, Leather & Lace (one of my all-time favourite sex toy shops) sent me the Nu Sensuelle Giselle Rabbit Vibe free of charge in exchange for a fair and honest review after he had received lots of samples of new products from Nu Sensuelle.

"The rabbit ears flap around as though they are on speed and the feeling of them caresses my clit is amazing."

Joanne

I am delighted to say that I have a small hillock of other Nu Sensuelle sex toys to work through but the Giselle immediately caught my eye, and I had to see if this take on the familiar rabbit style of vibrator would feel as good as it looks.

This little stunner looks fantastic, but often performance doesn't match looks where sex toys are concerned but read on to find out why I needn't have worried.

Satisfyer Pro Traveler Clitoral Stimulator Review

A gem of a sex toy ideal for combating the dreaded holiday horn

I am so lucky to be a part of a very positive and supporting reviewer community, and I was delighted when the lovely Jessica from jessicasrabbit.com got in touch after reading a Twitter post made by me saying I would love to review the Satisfyer Pro Traveler.

Jessicas Rabbit

Jessica had a spare one, and she sent it to me which is so sweet of her. She wouldn't even let me pay for the postage, she is so lovely so please check out her site and show her some love.

"The sensations that this type of sex toy makes is toe-curlingly mind-blowing. I can only describe it as breathtaking, imagine having the best oral sex you have ever had and then multiply the sensation by 100 and you will be close to how this style of toy feels."

Joanne

I could hardly contain my excitement as I waited for it to arrive as I am a bit of a Satisfyer groupie, I love their take on clitoral suction stimulators, and I was looking forward to seeing how the Traveler would perform.

I am off on holiday soon and can't bear to be without some sex toys, so I hoped that this little sex toy could be the answer to my dreams. To find out if it will be coming on holiday with me for some clitoral pleasure read on.

Bathmate Vibe Cock Rings Review

Designed to boost your power, performance and pleasure

Stunt CockStunt Cock here again with another review of penis-centric products, well four products to be exact. Joanne was delighted when the really nice guys over at BathmateDirect.com got in touch asking if we would be interested in reviewing their new range of rechargeable vibrating cock rings.

The deal was struck, and they sent us four to review in exchange for a fair an honest review of their performance. I, of course, found out about it over tea when Joanne, grinning from ear to ear asked me how I felt about reviewing some cock rings.

"It has taken me literally weeks to review these cock rings as I had to use them multiple times on both Joanne and sub'r' (yes I have an amazing life). This review has been a lot of work in the making, but I'm not complaining."

Stunt Cock

I have had some experience with cock rings in the past, and so I was keen to get my hands (and something else) on them to give them a good going over.

I planned on using them both on Joanne and also on sub'r' so I could gauge their effect on a pussy owner in use. So what did I think of these four cock rings and just as importantly what did the girls think of them? Read on to find out.

Sola Egg Massager Passion Set Review

I love my little Magic Love Mushroom

It isn't often that a new product comes along that grabs my imagination as well as my attention. This cute little toy is very surprising, I certainly didn't expect the power that came with its funny looks.

I was asked if I wanted to review it by one of my all-time favourite UK retailers, the fantastic Latex, Leather & Lace in Barwell, Leicestershire.

"It does sound a bit cheesy but this is also an excellent deep tissue massager, and I like using on my things and shoulders when they are sore for a deep rumbly massage."

Joanne

Of course, I wasn't going to turn down an offer to review a sex toy that came with such a good recommendation that's also unlike anything I have tried before.

I love to be surprised, and my foof loves new and unusual sex toys, so I really looked forward to getting my hands on the Sola Egg Massager.

Bondara Pride Luxury Rainbow Rabbit Vibrator Review

Show your pride when you get jiggy with it

Rabbit vibrators can be so much fun, but with so many on the market, it's hard to find one that stands out from the crowd. That is, it was hard to find something incredibly cool looking that also delivers the goods, until Bondara brought out their Pride Luxury Rainbow Rabbit.

This is so bright and colourful it looks like a unicorn has been brought onto the design team and force-fed sprinkles and jelly beans. If you ever wanted to 'ride the rainbow' here is your chance.

"The gently curved shaft feels excellent as you insert it, the bulbous tip applies great pressure to my g-spot, and I found myself fucking myself with it a lot while playing with it."

Joanne

I have to admit taking a sharp intake of breath when I opened up the box, and first cast my eyes over this rabbit in the flesh.

It looks fantastic, but that is not how I judge whether or not a vibe is worth the money, it needs to have the performance to match. So to find out if this vibe is as magical as it looks, read on to see how it got on with my lady bits.

Bathmate Rechargeable Bullet Vibe Review

Bath time has never been so much fun

I enjoyed reviewing the Bathmate Hydromax X30 Wideboy with the help of my Stunt Cock, and he is still using it every day. I am of course enjoying the fruits of his efforts in terms of girth and length.

I was therefore delighted when Bathmate got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing their latest new product. They are now venturing into the vibrator marketplace, and I was curious to see what their efforts would produce.

"The fourth and tenth pattern were my favourites. There is something about those particular vibration patterns that really agrees with my clitoris."

Joanne

It is hard to get a vibrator just right concerning power and performance, and it takes a lot of background work to produce something that isn't just a generic gimmick. I had high hopes that Bathmate would pull it off after seeing how effective their penis developers are.

I was sent this USB rechargeable bullet vibe for free in exchange for an honest and frank review, that said here are my thoughts on this little bullet vibe.

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