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Uberrime Splendid Dual-Density Silicone Dildo

A dual-density dildo that really hits the spot

I just love receiving packages from PeepShowToys in the USA. Whenever I get a delivery from them, it means only one thing, and that is that my pussy is soon going to be purring.

They stock a fantastic selection of body-safe sex toys, and their dildos are amazing. They sent me another Uberrime dildo to review, and I couldn't wait to get cracking with this one.

"The pearlescent pigments create a beautiful marbling effect that glistens in the light. It really is a beautiful colour option, and it looks so enticing."

Joanne

The Uberrime Splendid Dual-Density Silicone Dildo looks and feels fantastic. It comes in four different colour options, and this one is the Pearl Blue. The way it shimmers is lovely, and it's a sight to behold.

So, what did we think of this dildo, is it another hit or an unfortunate miss? Read on to find out.

Uberrime Night King Fantasy Dildo Fire & Ice Colours

A fantastic fantasy dildo, have some Night King fun as winter is coming

I'm so pleased to have been given the opportunity to review the Uberrime Night King Fantasy Dildo Fire & Ice edition. This ladies and gentlemen is a dildo that went beyond my expectations.

From its stunning colours blending their way down its shaft to the deliciously rich textures, it is made for pleasure.

"When drawn over my clitoris, each ridge sends sparks through me that quickly have my free hand clawing at the sheets. A combination of clit play and deep penetration is precisely how I love to play, and it is an easy task with the Night King Fantasy Dildo."

Joanne

With a broad base with the most sublime design on its bottom, it is also a thing of beauty.

Let me tell you why I think this dildo definitely deserves the title of King and why you should add one to your play box.

The Realm Draken Dragon Dildo with Sword Handle Bundle

A fantastic fantasy dildo and handle that is so much fun to use

I love it when I receive a sex toy (in this case a rather fetching dildo) to review, and when I lay eyes upon it I swoon, as it takes my breath away.

This ladies and gentlemen is what happened when I laid eyes upon The Realm Drago and Draken, a dildo and handle combination sent to me by PeepShowToys.com.

"The texture feels incredible in use, you can feel every bit of it as it opens you and you thrust with it."

Joanne

I couldn't believe my eyes, a dildo and sword handle combination using my favourite sex toy attachment system the Vac-u-lock system.

I knew right from the outset that this was something different, something I was really going to enjoy.

Mr Hankeys Alien Dildo Review

Time for some alien impregnation fun and games

Picture my delight when I was asked by Sexmachines.co.uk to review a Mr Hankey's dildo for them. I adore Mr Hankey's dildos and have reviewed four of them so far, and this one will be the fifth.

Sexmachines.co.uk has a fantastic range of dildos, and they recently added the Mr Hankey range of dildos to their repertoire, but unfortuntaly they are no longer stocking them but you can buy them in the UK from CloneZoneDirect.co.uk.

"I must admit though that when I finished the dildo was in a right state. All that texture certainly picks up lots of vag-goo and so when you clean it you need to pay lots of attention to the textures on it to clean them properly."

Joanne

Mr Hankey is renowned for his incredible dildo designs that all feature fantastic detail as well as being larger than your average dildos. Indeed his dildo range is a size queens dream come true.

I couldn't wait to put the Alien Dildo to the test. So with all sorts of alien impregnation fantasies spinning in my head, I had so much fun getting to know it so read on to find out if this Alien will be a box office smash hit or nothing more than a cult B movie prop.

Eiffel Tower DIldo - La Tour est Folle Review

Get yourself on top of the Eiffel Tower for an amazing time

I do have a bit of a reputation for enjoying shall we just say "larger dildos", yes I am a size queen and love a good challenge.

I am quite proud of the ability of my Foof to tackle anything that I have so far thrown at it and so when Meo.de asked if I wanted to review their Eiffel Tower dildo you can guess what I said.

"It has a very bulbous head which you have to tackle first when inserting it. Once you get that inside you, then you can really enjoy the unique texture covering it. I love the rivest and rings down its length, they give just enough texture to feel amazing without being too much."

Joanne

This is a beast of a dildo, and I was fascinated not just by the size but the texture of it as it looked so much fun. So with my Foof's enthusiastic approval, I agreed to once again to put myself to the test - in the name of reviewing science.

Now, this is definitely not a beginners dildo but for the lover of that feeling of being totally stretched it is oh so good. So, here are my thoughts on the Eiffel Tower dildo.

Split Peaches Unicorn Dildo Review

Putting some Unicorn magic between your legs

Anyone who is an avid unicorn fan like myself will immediately notice that this dildo is a dream come true. Now everyone has the chance to experience some unicorn magic between their legs and let's face it who wouldn't want to enjoy this fantastic-looking creation?

I have had my eyes on several Split Peaches creations, but as they are a USA based company, it was difficult to get one over here in the UK.

I love using it vaginally. Why? Well, because I have one and it's a lot of fun quimsticking with it. There's nothing stopping you enjoying some good old fashioned unicorn anal fun too with this dildo, and if that is your thing, then I encourage you to do so as it would feel very intense.

Joanne

That has now changed though, praise the ... (insert your own deity here). Latex Leather & Lace now stock the unicorn dildo as well as the incredibly textured "Screw You Mechadong". As a bonus, they also now have some Split Peaches glow in the dark stress boobies as well, for when we all need to let off some steam.

On a disclosure front, I was sent this dildo to review free of charge in exchange for a fair and honest review. I may have a slight bias though as I love unicorns, so on with the review.

Fleshlight Freaks Frankenstein Silicone Dildo Review

A monstrously good dildo ideal for some Halloween fun

This is my second Halloween special review, the first being the sickly looking Zombie Dildo. This one looks a little bit better but it still won't appeal to some. This is why it's only the second review I have ever done to carry a trigger warning.

After having so much fun reviewing the Zombie dildo I decided to give another of the Fleshlight Freaks a go. This time I chose the Frankenstein dildo since I love the Mary Shelly book - definitely read it.

The colouration of this dildo is beautiful, it is a mottled green and it's very shiny giving it a slick wet look. The detailing includes cracks, scars and metallic grafts all of them looking amazing.

Joanne

I acquired a Frankenstein dildo and I immediately started my reviewing process. I also did some special sketches as my Zombie dildo review ones were well received. So, what did I think of this collection of dick parts lovingly stitched together by Dr F himself?

Trigger Warning: This review contains pictures of a Frankenstein dildo that some people may find distasteful or disturbing. You can decide whether or not you want to proceed to those pictures by continuing to read this review.

Silicone Cock Skull Dildo Black

Today I'm redifining the term - getting Skull Fucked

I have long been an admirer of the wares carried by Meo.de. Having enjoyed reading many reviews of their products from some of my favourite reviewers.

So I was delighted when they agreed to let me review some products for them. With great German efficiency, the selected products soon arrived and I couldn't wait to get started. They had sent me a whole host of kinky BDSM equipment to review together with this oh so special dildo.

The lube retention coupled with the texture makes it a formidable yet enjoyable anal or vaginal sextoy.

Joanne

It's a size queens dream and it also appeals to my inner Goth. The skull at the base of it looks foreboding as well as adding a layer of dark kink.

I was sent this dildo for free in exchange of an honest review. I must admit though to under-estimating its size and my eyes popped out of my head on stalks in true comic book fashion when it arrived.

Fleshlight Freaks Zombie Silicone Dildo Review

The chilling tale of my encounter with the living thrusting dead

Are we all sitting comfortably? Then I shall begin. It all started mid-October when the delightful Scandarella got in touch with me asking if I fancied a new dildo to review. Well, that got my attention and then she told me what it was.....

You see, she had been sent the wrong dildo to review and as it was going to be replaced she asked if I wanted it.

Now I love my fantasy dildos especially as I'm a bit of a texture queen. I like my dildos to have lots of ridges and bumps but I have never had a dildo quite like this one.

The thing is all that detail and texture makes it one hell of a good dildo for thrusting. It wasn't long before I was sounding like a zombie myself - "Nnnnnnn, mmmmmm" etc.

Joanne

Imagine living in a world where Zombies roam the earth, very hungry zombies in fact. These zombies are not the usual ones though. 'Brains' are the last things on their corrupted decaying minds. Instead, they crave pussy and ass. This was the fantasy world that I was about to descend into.

Trigger Warning: This review contains pictures of a Zombie dildo that some people may find distasteful or distressing. You can decide whether or not you want to proceed to those pictures by continuing to read this review.

Review Of The Seahorse Dildo From Mr Hankeys Toys

This textured beast of a dildo will really make your eyes pop

As you may already know I'm a bit of a texture queen when it comes to my dildos. I like something that is going to stimulate and challenge my vagina (or my anus) when I play. So you can imagine my delight when Mr Hankey sent me this incredible looking fantasy dildo to review.

This is the toy to get if you like your texture and prefer to actually feel a toy moving in and out of your holes. Smooth toys don't give you that intense level of stimulation. You can feel and savour every bump, ridge and indentation as you thrust it in and out.

Joanne

I could hardly contain my excitement when I opened up the package to see what I had been sent to review. This has to be the weirdest and most textured object that my Foof has ever had the pleasure of tackling. I couldn't wait to get started with my review of it.

After three weeks of tackling this behemoth I'm ready to let you all know what it feels like. Together with whether or not it's worth recommending as let's face it, this is not a normal looking dildo by any stretch of your imagination.

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