It is no secret that I love sex and fucking machines in general, relishing the sheer power and performance of them. They never tire, slow or falter, a fucking machine has one job, and it is designed to do it exceptionally well.
But, where can you get one from? What sort of machines are best suited to my circumstances? These are questions that I often get asked, and in this sponsored post, I am going to point you to a company that can take care of your every fucking and sex machine needs. Let me introduce you to Cartel De Amore, based in Anaheim, California.
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They carry a fantastic range of sex machines as well as all the attachments that you can think of to enhance your experience. With so many sex machines to choose from, it can be hard to sort out what would be the best option for you. So, in my usual style, I'm going to break them down into a few categories and make some recommendations for you to think about.
This article will cover standard fucking machines, vibrating sex machines, male milking machines and some recommendations on attachments.
A sex machine can add a lot of fun to how you choose to get your sexual gratification. At their core, they’re just machines that can have a dildo attached and then thrust back and forth at your desired speed. Still, not all sex machines are created; equally, it’s of extreme importance to find one that’s perfect for you & your needs without any unnecessary extras. They should be seen as investments into your sexual health that can be enjoyed both alone or with a partner at the controls.
So before you take the plunge and get a sex machine of your own, keep these tips in mind...
I don't need to preach to anyone about how times can be hard and even if you haven't got much spare cash we all need some excitement in our lives.
By excitement, I mean the sexual kind (that's the best type anyway).
You might think that body-safe sex toys are the realm of fantasy if you are on a budget.
But, I am happy to be able to prove that myth wrong with some inspiring examples of great body safe sex toys available on a budget.
So, your piggy bank can stop shaking in fear, let me show you how you can have a good old wank on a budget.
I love reviewing sex toys, and as a female sex toy reviewer, I am very lucky to have my partner, Stunt Cock on hand to help me review penis orientated sex toys. So you can find some reviews here of sex toys that he has tackled but where can you go to read informative, funny and accurate sex toy reviews just for cock owners?
A quick google brings up some good sources, and the Big Gay Review is one of my favourites, they review from a gay perspective, and it is very interesting to read what they have to say on things.
However, today I want to introduce you to another excellent source of sex toy reviews, Mens Toys Hub has a wealth of information about all sorts of different sex toy types. I am going to highlight some of the articles from there that caught my attention and hope you will have your appetite whetted with them so that you will visit and check out the rest of the reviews there.
No other sex toy type is as widely recognised or accepted as a norm than the humble rabbit vibe. What is it that makes this style of sex toy so popular and why are they so much fun to use?
Well, let me fill you in on a little history, this year is the 20th anniversary of the start of the US television show "Sex, and the City" and it was in 1990 in an episode called "The Turtle and the Hare" that the world was introduced to Vibratex's Rabbit Pearl.
It caused a huge commotion with conservatives horrified to see a sex toy on TV. The publicity and newly formed awareness of this new sex toy caused a massive surge in interest for sex toys and rabbit vibrators in general. And, so the worlds love affair with the rabbit vibe was born.
Rabbit vibrators, unlike standard vibes, can stimulate the clitoris as well as providing penetrative fun, and this is one of the reasons for their continued popularity.
They are so much fun because you can enjoy intense clitoral stimulation while also enjoying the feeling of being full or even stimulated internally.
The rabbit vibe has evolved continually since its humble beginnings with the Rabbit Pearl.
Modern rabbit vibrators feature intelligent programs with patterns of vibration to tease, and the myriad of rabbit vibes now available makes choosing one a bit of an uphill struggle. So here is some information to help you when selecting your perfect rabbit vibrator.
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