Who doesn't like a good fingering? I love it and this is a very interesting vibe design

I must say that one of the great things about my job is that I get to try out some fascinating sex toys. When Bestvibe got in touch with me, asking if I would be interested in reviewing their G Spot Rabbit Vibe, I jumped at the chance.

This is a rabbit vibe, unlike any other I have tried, and I was curious as to just how it would feel. It has been designed to simulate being fingered deeply, and with three motors, it looked great on paper.

"The main shaft fills my vagina very nicely, and with the girth being a little chunky, it gives me that nice full feeling I love to get from a toy. The main shaft of the G Spot Rabbit has a fantastic textured end which feels excellent when it's rubbing against my G spot."

Joanne

I have to say thank you to the lovely sub'r' who also enjoyed it and gave me her valuable feedback on her thoughts about it too.

But, how would it perform in the field? Well in my pussy to be more precise, so read on to find out how I go on with it.

The OGLIN is a dildo with lots of lovely textures

I am such a lucky reviewer, John Thomas Toys asked if I would be interested in reviewing some of their newest dildos. Of course, I jumped at the chance to experience some more of their incredible designs.

Even better than trying just one new dildo, John Thomas Toys sent me three designs to review. Yes, you read that right, three designs and all four sizes of each.

"The thinner tip makes taking the head easy, and the glans stand out enough to make it almost pop as it fully enters you. Then you feel the first ridge, each one on the firm blend (which is the blend I was sent if you are wondering), are slightly squishy. This means they are soft enough to enter smoothly but firm enough to feel great once they are inside you."

Joanne

Needless to say, the box when it arrived was huge, and it weighed a tonne. It was time to get the sack trolley to work to get these fantastic dildos to my office for photos. I then choose which ones I am going to take home to play with before doing the video review. Of course, it was only fair that sub'r' got her pick too.

Having just reviewed Spock's Cock, and the Parasite, it was on to the final in this batch of interestingly named fantasy dildos, the OGLIN. So let me tell you all about this silicone masterpiece.

Versatility and ease of control are a heady combination in the Pulse Duo Lux

I was delighted when Hot Octopuss got in touch to ask me if I want to review the latest iteration of their incredibly popular Pulse guybrator line, the Pulse Duo Lux.

I have always enjoyed reviewing their well thought out and body-safe creations. My favourites so far are the JETT, QUEEN BEE and Atom Plus.

"I was soon being edged by Stunt Cock (the tease). So in reply to this I hit the boost button sending the pulse plate into overdrive, he did the same, and I soon felt him tense as warm cum shot across my belly."

Joanne

I was keen to see how this new creation in the Pulse line would fare. It is always hard to come up with couples sex toys that perform as well in the bedroom as they do on the drawing board.

So let me tell you all about the Pulse Duo Lux, read on to hear about our experiences with it.

The PARASITE dildo is enough to give you the 'Shivers'

I'm such a lucky reviewer, John Thomas Toys asked if I would be interested in reviewing some of their newest dildos. Of course, I jumped at the chance to experience some more of their incredible designs.

Even better than trying just one new dildo, John Thomas Toys sent me three designs to review. Yes, you read that right, three designs and all four sizes of each.

"I found this would hit my g-spot just right. I did not feel challenged by the head of the dildo, but I did still have that lovely feeling of being full. I could feel every bump, ripple and vein when I was fucking myself with this dildo."

Joanne

Needless to say, the box when it arrived was huge, and it weighed a tonne.

Having just reviewed Spock's Cock, it was on to the interestingly named fantasy dildo, the PARASITE. So let me tell you all about this silicone masterpiece.

Forget Live Long & Prosper, Live Fast & Kinky

I was delighted when John Thomas Toys asked me if I would be interested in reviewing a few more of their silicone dildos. Of course, I was not going to say no.

They not only sent me all four of the Spock's Cock dildo design and that is what I am reviewing here today, but they sent me the Oglin and the Parasite too. Lucky me - Woohoo!

"But it isn't just me who has been enjoying Spock's Cock, the lovely sub'r' has been enjoying the small and medium. Let's just say using them on a fucking machine in her shaven pussy looks and sounded amazing. The sight of her cumming hard while being ploughed by Spock's Cock was incredibly exciting."

Joanne

Check out their site as they have a new range of silicone male masturbators too that look fantastic.

So, let me get on with the review and tell you all about Spock's Cock.

Another thumpingly good vibrator from Fun Factory

Hi, it's sub 'r' here again with another Fun Factory review, this time it is the Stronic Drei I have been enjoying getting to know.

With Fun Factory being one of my favourite toy companies, I jumped at the chance when Joanne asked me to review the Stronic Drei for her.

"The Stronic Drei is very quiet, which means you can get on with playing and not having to worry about other people hearing you. The noises coming out of me on the other hand, were a different story."

Joanne

With us being in lockdown I have had lots of time, and orgasm’s to get to know the Stronic Drei. While I have hated being on loockdown, it has meant lots of time to get to know this amazing sex toy.

So, let me tell you all about the Stronic Drei, I hope you find this review useful.

Pretty damn good for clitty fun

Hi, it's sub 'r' here again with another review of a Satisfyer toy, the Sweet Treat.

The Sweet Treat is a clitoral stimulator that looks like a strawberry ice cream cone and it provides lots of orgasms. You may burn some calories at the same time unlike with real ice-cream.

"I also love how the silicone has been shaped to look like a fresh whip ice cream that you get off the ice cream man (the one that comes round here is quite dishy)."

sub'r'

With us being in lockdown at the moment, I have had lots of time to get to know the Sweet Treat from Satisfyer if you know what I mean ;-)

So here's what I thought of this quirky sex toy, I hope you enjoy.

Take your fingering fun to the next level

While in lockdown, the days can be very long and very dull. With lots of worrying thoughts, I needed something to take my mind of the current problems beyond my front door.

My prayers were answered when another package arrived from John Thomas Toys. I immediately knew who it was from for two reasons, firstly its size and secondly its considerable weight.

"I love the feeling of the fingers sliding inside, the fingers are flexible and so with some added pressure, in the right place, you can bend them to hit your g-spot. It also allows for your partner to finger or fuck one hole while this dildo fucks the other."

Joanne

I could hardly contain my excitement when I opened the box to find four more silicone dildos to try out and review.

I was delighted to have something to occupy my mind, hands and of course, other parts of my anatomy. So read on to find out what I thought of the John Thomas Toys The Extremity Silicone Dildo.

Another fine example of dick-smithing from Sinnovator

With the Coronavirus lockdown, I was starting to get worried that I would run out of items to review. Not having a queue of lovely sex toys to keep me amused would have been devastating.

Luckily for me, Uberkinky were kind enough to send me one of their Sinnovator range of dildos to review. I was delighted when they said they were sending me one with a vac-u-lock hole in the base.

"The veins add stimulation that really does help to send you over the edge. If you are lucky, you can get this dildo in deep enough to allow the balls to slap against you, which again feels wonderful."

Joanne

Uberkinky is still shipping out orders during the lockdown, which is fantastic for anyone currently bored and looking for a way of brightening up their sex life.

When the Sinnovator Sean arrived I was more than delighted when I laid my eyes upon it, so let me tell you all about this body-safe dildo.

The Don, a name with Mafia connotations brings a whole new meaning to "kissing his ring"

I get so excited when John Thomas Toys let me know that another new box is on the way to me.

The dildos and plugs that I have reviewed for them so far are all fantastic, I know that I won't be disappointed with anything they send this way to review.

"I really enjoy the way the girth fills out, and the whole feel of the veins and ridge on the shaft create fantastic stimulation together with the drag of the silicone blend."

Joanne

This time was certainly no different, another hefty box meant another four new dildos to review.

I was thrilled when I opened the box to find all four of The Don dildos nestled inside. So after enjoying myself with The Don and in particular making sub'r' enjoy one on the end of a fucking machine, it's time to write up our thoughts.

A small rabbit that packs a punch

This is sub 'r' again, and in this review, I am going to chat with you about the Magic Bunny rabbit vibe from Satisfyer.

Satisfyer is throwing toys at reviewers at the moment, so it would be rude not to enjoy them and let everyone know my thoughts about it. I'm not going to turn down the chance to enjoy a rabbit vibe after all.

"I also had the urge to diddle when I was in the shower so I got my Magic Bunny and used it to test its waterproofing. I found that it made the rubbly vibrations much stronger than they are out of the water."

sub'r'

The Magic Bunny is part of the Satisfyer Vibes range, which I have been enjoying now for a good couple of months.

So here are my thoughts about it. I hope you enjoy xxx.

A very comfortable and efficient menstrual cup set

Hi sub'r' here, with a review of the Jimmy Jane Intimate Care Menstrual Cups, so be warned I'm going to be talking about periods, menstruation and other good stuff like that. So if you are squeamish, this review may not be for you.

When visiting Erofame in Germany last year I was delighted when Jimmy Jane asked me if I would like to review one of their menstrual products - these cups.

"I love the fact that I can go swimming with my cup in place and don't have to rush out to change it like you do when you are wearing tampons."

sub'r'

Of course, I jumped at the chance; after all, it's an excellent opportunity for my vagina to save the world by minimising waste.

Having used them for several months now I am happy to give you all my opinion on them, so read on if you want to find out if they could be for you.

Hot Octopuss has produced another winner with the AMO bullet vibe

As a total fangirl of Hot Octopuss, I followed their release of the AMO bullet vibe with much interest. Bullet vibes are amazing, and as far as I am concerned, everyone should have one in their playbag.

Hot Octopuss has made their name by creating beautiful sex toys that perform exceptionally well while also being different from the norm. I like that, different and quirky are terms I often use to describe myself, as well as what I enjoy sexually.

"The higher power settings are amazing, and it is fun to slowly work your way up to them and then to send yourself over the edge into an orgasm that for me, has me gasping for breath afterwards."

Joanne

I was, of course, delighted when they asked me if I would like to review an AMO for them and I couldn't wait to get my hands (and other bits) on one.

So, let me tell you all about the AMO and why it's going to be another hit for Hot Octopuss.

The Alien Hooligan Dildo gives me thoughts of the dancing elephants from Fantasia

Once again, I was delighted when a package arrived from John Thomas Toys, creators of some stunning silicone dicks and plugs.

Excited as I was, I wasn't prepared for just how amazing the contents of the box looked once I had ripped it open.

"The Alien Hooligan comes into its own on a fucking machine or secured firmly with the included vac-u-lock suction cup adaptor. On a fucking machine, you can just lay back and focus on the sensations that the veins and that head generate."

Joanne

Inside I found four Alien Hooligan Dildos in stunning baby blue coloured silicone complete with their storage bags and a suction cup vac-u-lock adaptor.

After spending lots of 'intimate time' with the Alien Hooligan range of dildos along with my delightful submissive, the lovely sub'r', we are ready to give our opinion of this out of this world dildo from John Thomas Toys. So, read on to find out more about this lovely creation.

A novel design that is good for any orifice, front or rear

The arrival of a new sex toy to review always fills me with excitement but it isn't often that I am also filled with a sense of nervous anticipation as well. But that was the case when these big boys arrived from John Thomas Toys.

It isn't often that I get sent anal play toys, of shall we say, this magnitude. My comfort zone is a medium butt plug. Luckily though I'm fortunate to have a very anally talented female submissive, the lovely sub'r' so you can guess who took on the job of trying these behemoths out.

"I used the small one on the lovely sub'r' first vaginally and then in her ass. The sight of it disappearing into her was mesmerising. The sounds coming out of her when we used a fucking machine on her ass were almost animal."

Joanne

So with a nervous look in her eye, she agreed to take one for the team, which is an excellent job as I would have been stuck with having to squeeze them into my own butt.

I decided to tackle some of the bigger ones vaginally while sub'r' got to test out the anal pleasure these can bring. So let me tell you all about the Anal Probe Dildos in all their eye-wateringly immense glory.

Don't be bullied by this lovely silicone didlo, put it in its place ;-)

You can imagine my excitement when yet another delivery arrived from John Thomas Toys. I was sent another lovely set of lovely silicone dicks for me to use and abuse, all in the name of reviewing science, of course.

This is the third dildo design that I have reviewed for John Thomas Toys, and it's another cracker, or should that be crack stuffer? There are links at the bottom of this review to the others.

"The shaft carries some beautiful vein details that provide extra stimulation as you thrust. The base of the dildo features a vac-u-lock hole for the included suction cup adaptor. You can, of course, opt to fit this dildo to a fucking machine or strap-on harness for lots of kinky fun."

Joanne

My first impressions of the new Billy Bunter dildo were excellent. I could hardly contain my excitement, and it wasn't long before I was enjoying them.

So please sit back, grab some popcorn and let me tell you all about the Billy Bunter body-safe silicone dildo range.

A wearable panty vibe from We-Vibe that has lots of great features

I love reviewing new toys and was thrilled when we were given a We-Vibe Moxie vibrator at Erofame.

We were asked to try it and review it, and of course, that is what we enjoy doing.

"When out I would either turn it down or pause the vibrations when someone stood close by, although once or twice I pretended it was my phone vibrating :-). I did find a sneaky way of adding pressure was to sit on a padded chair and tilt my pelvis to be able to push myself against the padding Mmmmm."

Joanne

Having reviewed other remote control vibrators before I was looking forward to trying out this panty vibe.

This small intimate clit vibe looks unassuming and straightforward, but how does it perform? If you want to find out what I think about the little vibe, then read on.

Uberlube, lasts for ages and lives up to its name, it is ubertastic

While visiting Erofame in Hannover, Germany last year we were lucky enough to be handed some Uberlube to review.

We were given some samples along with a Good-To-Go Traveller Kit together with a 50ml Uberlube Bottle and some sample sachets and bottles.

"I now use it (a lot) due to its long-lasting properties. I especially enjoy using it when enjoying my fucking machines where I need an effective lube that will last. High-speed fucking sessions are so much fun with Uberlube."

Joanne

This is a silicone-based lubricant that actually has some surprising features and uses. Having used it for three months now, I am confident enough in its performance to tell you all about it.

Now, as "Über" is German for over or above, I had high hopes for Überlube. So let me tell you why I like this lube and why I love it, especially for my butt plugs and sex machines.

This small clitoral suction vibrator packs a punch and looks so cute

When I was approached by Dreamlove to review a new clitoral stimulator before it has even been released in the UK, I was thrilled. So, of course, I jumped at the chance.

What is it? Well, it is a very nicely proportioned clitoral suction vibrator. It is new onto the market, and I couldn't wait to get my hands (and other bits) on it.

"I enjoyed playing with the vibrations to start with, then would switch to the suction for a while, before switching again. I found by changing back and forth I could fully enjoy the Shushu and prolong the fun I was experiencing."

Joanne

It arrived quickly and safely packed securely in a plain box. As it has not been released yet, it came wrapped in paper and decorated with a bow, placed in a sealed gift bag. Having no product packaging, I not able to comment on the retail packaging in this review but I have obtained a picture of it for you all.

No doubt you are all more interested in how it performs though rather than what it arrives in. So here are my thoughts on the Ritual Shushu toy itself, please read on...

Another lovely vibe from Gvibe in London

I always get super excited when Gvibe tell me they are sending me something in the post, and I was thrilled when I opened the box to find the new Gcandy.

I have reviewed lots of vibrators and but plugs from Gvibe, and I am always impressed by them, heck even the packaging gets my juices flowing.

"As a texture queen, I really enjoyed the deep ridges. They create genuinely great sensations when thrusting it in and out. While the soft texture allows you to squeeze the shaft without the discomfort, you might have with a solid toy. The silky feel of the silicone means that it slides in easily with only a small amount of water-based lube needed until your natural lubricants take over."

Joanne

In a market place saturated with rabbit style vibes, I hoped that Gvibe would once again not disappoint.

So, read on to find out what I think of the Gcandy.

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