I do love reviewing and get very excited when I am asked to review something before it is even advertised on the companies website.
Well, this happened again with the John Thomas Toys Essex Geezer dildo. Even though I knew the name, I had no idea what it would actually look like when I agreed to review it.
"Essex Geezer is a chap that you will want more than a one night stand with. I can understand why Essex girls always seem to have a smile on their faces now."Joanne
If you check out their website, you will see that it's impossible to guess what a product will look like until you can see it. But one thing I knew for sure was it was going to be larger than life.
I never have long to wait for John Thomas Toys to arrive after they say they are sending me something and I could hardly contain my excitement.
Reviewing can be hard work, but it does have its fun moments. After all, I have to play with the item before I can write an honest review.
When asked if I would like to review the Tom, Dick and Zoltock toy from John Thomas Toys. It was not even live on their website, so I had no idea what it would even look like. After thinking about it for say, um a whole 5 seconds I said yes.
"Once I wiggled it inside, I found that the three separate heads rubbed along my walls beautifully. The sensation caused was terrific, then to add the three different sides was almost like adding fuel to the fire."Joanne
I didn't have long to wait for the delivery to arrive after being told it had been dispatched. I was so excited when the doorbell rang that I nearly beat the dog to the door lol.
I will admit to being extremely surprised at the size of the box, as it was much larger than the standard ones I have received in the past.
I always love it when I hear that I am being sent a new toy to review. So when I was told that I would shortly be receiving a set of John Thomas Toys latest additions I could not wait.
With a name like "Dick Head" I just knew that this was going to be a fun one and I was right.
"If you are lucky enough, (or determined enough) to get past the head, you feel the ridge of the glans, then get to enjoy the ridges and bumps of the pulled back foreskin."Joanne
This novel toy is a stretcher, designed to help you achieve the goal of taking bigger toys and for a size queen like me, it is perfect.
So, grab some popcorn and let me tell you all about my stretching fun with the Dick Head.
I am delighted to be letting you all know about another new John Thomas Toys Dildo. Both sub'r' and I have taken one for the team as it were to get to know this beast of a dildo.
Now while reviewing this stunning piece of silicone cock, I had a trip into hospital. That meant that sub'r' got first dibs on The Barbarian, and to my surprise, she opted for the large (good girl).
"The first and most amazing features of The Barbarian is its surface textures. They feel sublime when you thrust it in and out. The raised muscles and the snakeskin surface really do work well together creating a myriad of sensations that really get me going."Joanne
Now the good news (for me) is that I am back on form and that meant I was also able to enjoy, and I really do mean enjoy, this silicone dildo.
So, grab a drink, sit back and get comfortable as I tell you all about The Barbarian from John Thomas Toys.
I love it when I get an email from John Thomas Toys asking if they can send me something else. I mean, come on why would I say no.
With their extensive range of body-safe silicone dildos and plugs, I am always breathless with anticipation as I wait to see what awaits my pussy and ass.
"With all these raised areas, the amount of stimulation is fantastic and very well received. Hand play with this dildo has me getting sooo wet, get it on a machine, and I am gushing."Joanne
This time they sent me The Predator ;-) and I couldn't be more delighted.
I love my sex toys to have lots of texture on them, and The Predator definitely ticks that box, so let me tell you all about it.
I was recently approached by The Happy Willy Company, who asked if I would like to review something from their extensive range of products.
I had a look through, and I found this intriguing-looking vibrator that definitely piqued my curiosity. The Fifty Shades Freed Lavish Attention vibrator with its curved profile really got me curious as to how that would feel in use.
"I did notice that the vibrations are felt more intensely on the clit stim than the g-spot bulb. But to be honest, I prefer this as I enjoy the vibrations this way around more than the other"Joanne
So after letting them know which product I would like to try, I settled back to wait for its arrival.
I always love receiving something new to review in the post. So it goes without saying I was only too happy when I received some more dildos from John Thomas Toys.
For anyone who doesn't know about John Thomas Toys (where have you been hiding), they produce some fantastic dildos and plugs. The best bit is that they only use body-safe silicone for their toys which is fantastic.
"My favourite feature of this John Thomas Toys Dildo is definitely the veins. There are not lots of smaller ones, but several large pronounced veins that run down and across the shaft. With the medium firmness, these veins are reasonably rigid, with just enough squish to make them comfortable in use. The veins feel incredible against my tight walls."Joanne
So, after grabbing a big bottle of lube, it was time to evaluate these ones to tell you all about them.
So, turn down the lights, put on some eerie music and let me tell you all about the Boogeyman Dildo.
I have been looking forward to doing this review since Stunt Cock and I, went to Euro-Fame last year. That's where I first laid eyes on these sleek black electro-vibes.
"One of the first things I love about my Tickling Truman is how full he makes me feel. I love nothing more than the feeling of the girth of a toy forcing me open. Once deep inside my vagina, I love that it rubs against my G spot at the same time as vibrating, which always gets me off."sub'r'
So, I was over the moon when Joanne asked me to review the Ticking Truman for you, so here is what I thought of it, I hope you enjoy.
I was approached by John Thomas Toys to see if I would like to review their Pervy Patrick Dildo. Well, who am I to decline to review a sex toy, especially a silicone dildo with such a fun name?
I have to admit to really enjoying the John Thomas Toys dildos that I have reviewed so far with the help of my lovely submissive.
"One thing that I really like about the Pervy Patrick is the glans and its coronal ridge. The way the foreskin is retracted makes it almost look like a double coronal ridge, and this feels incredible against my g-spot."Joanne
They are all imaginative designs with some really nice features, and I looked forward to seeing if this one would live up to its predecessors.
So read on to find out what we thought of the Pervy Patrick dildo.
Hi, sub 'r' here again with another review, this time I am reviewing the fantastic Sampson Dildo from John Thomas Toys.
I have been really enjoying reviewing some of the dildos that John Thomas Toys has to offer recently.
"I love how full Sampson makes me feel so full, this is what I enjoy the most about big chunky toys. Sampson makes me feel very stretched open, a feeling that I adore. That stretching feeling really turns me on."sub 'r'
I was over the moon when Joanne asked me to review the Sampson for you all. I love dildos that have lots of girth and trust me Sampson has lots of that together with some fantastic features too.
This review is going to be of the medium Sampson as this is the size that best suits needs. So here's what I thought of it. I hope you enjoy my review xx.
I must say that one of the great things about my job is that I get to try out some fascinating sex toys. When Bestvibe got in touch with me, asking if I would be interested in reviewing their G Spot Rabbit Vibe, I jumped at the chance.
This is a rabbit vibe, unlike any other I have tried, and I was curious as to just how it would feel. It has been designed to simulate being fingered deeply, and with three motors, it looked great on paper.
"The main shaft fills my vagina very nicely, and with the girth being a little chunky, it gives me that nice full feeling I love to get from a toy. The main shaft of the G Spot Rabbit has a fantastic textured end which feels excellent when it's rubbing against my G spot."Joanne
I have to say thank you to the lovely sub'r' who also enjoyed it and gave me her valuable feedback on her thoughts about it too.
But, how would it perform in the field? Well in my pussy to be more precise, so read on to find out how I go on with it.
I am such a lucky reviewer, John Thomas Toys asked if I would be interested in reviewing some of their newest dildos. Of course, I jumped at the chance to experience some more of their incredible designs.
Even better than trying just one new dildo, John Thomas Toys sent me three designs to review. Yes, you read that right, three designs and all four sizes of each.
"The thinner tip makes taking the head easy, and the glans stand out enough to make it almost pop as it fully enters you. Then you feel the first ridge, each one on the firm blend (which is the blend I was sent if you are wondering), are slightly squishy. This means they are soft enough to enter smoothly but firm enough to feel great once they are inside you."Joanne
Needless to say, the box when it arrived was huge, and it weighed a tonne. It was time to get the sack trolley to work to get these fantastic dildos to my office for photos. I then choose which ones I am going to take home to play with before doing the video review. Of course, it was only fair that sub'r' got her pick too.
Having just reviewed Spock's Cock, and the Parasite, it was on to the final in this batch of interestingly named fantasy dildos, the OGLIN. So let me tell you all about this silicone masterpiece.
I was delighted when Hot Octopuss got in touch to ask me if I want to review the latest iteration of their incredibly popular Pulse guybrator line, the Pulse Duo Lux.
"I was soon being edged by Stunt Cock (the tease). So in reply to this I hit the boost button sending the pulse plate into overdrive, he did the same, and I soon felt him tense as warm cum shot across my belly."Joanne
I was keen to see how this new creation in the Pulse line would fare. It is always hard to come up with couples sex toys that perform as well in the bedroom as they do on the drawing board.
So let me tell you all about the Pulse Duo Lux, read on to hear about our experiences with it.
I'm such a lucky reviewer, John Thomas Toys asked if I would be interested in reviewing some of their newest dildos. Of course, I jumped at the chance to experience some more of their incredible designs.
Even better than trying just one new dildo, John Thomas Toys sent me three designs to review. Yes, you read that right, three designs and all four sizes of each.
"I found this would hit my g-spot just right. I did not feel challenged by the head of the dildo, but I did still have that lovely feeling of being full. I could feel every bump, ripple and vein when I was fucking myself with this dildo."Joanne
Needless to say, the box when it arrived was huge, and it weighed a tonne.
Having just reviewed Spock's Cock, it was on to the interestingly named fantasy dildo, the PARASITE. So let me tell you all about this silicone masterpiece.
I was delighted when John Thomas Toys asked me if I would be interested in reviewing a few more of their silicone dildos. Of course, I was not going to say no.
They not only sent me all four of the Spock's Cock dildo design and that is what I am reviewing here today, but they sent me the Oglin and the Parasite too. Lucky me - Woohoo!
"But it isn't just me who has been enjoying Spock's Cock, the lovely sub'r' has been enjoying the small and medium. Let's just say using them on a fucking machine in her shaven pussy looks and sounded amazing. The sight of her cumming hard while being ploughed by Spock's Cock was incredibly exciting."Joanne
Check out their site as they have a new range of silicone male masturbators too that look fantastic.
So, let me get on with the review and tell you all about Spock's Cock.
Hi, it's sub 'r' here again with another Fun Factory review, this time it is the Stronic Drei I have been enjoying getting to know.
With Fun Factory being one of my favourite toy companies, I jumped at the chance when Joanne asked me to review the Stronic Drei for her.
"The Stronic Drei is very quiet, which means you can get on with playing and not having to worry about other people hearing you. The noises coming out of me on the other hand, were a different story."Joanne
With us being in lockdown I have had lots of time, and orgasm’s to get to know the Stronic Drei. While I have hated being on loockdown, it has meant lots of time to get to know this amazing sex toy.
So, let me tell you all about the Stronic Drei, I hope you find this review useful.
Hi, it's sub 'r' here again with another review of a Satisfyer toy, the Sweet Treat.
The Sweet Treat is a clitoral stimulator that looks like a strawberry ice cream cone and it provides lots of orgasms. You may burn some calories at the same time unlike with real ice-cream.
"I also love how the silicone has been shaped to look like a fresh whip ice cream that you get off the ice cream man (the one that comes round here is quite dishy)."sub'r'
With us being in lockdown at the moment, I have had lots of time to get to know the Sweet Treat from Satisfyer if you know what I mean ;-)
So here's what I thought of this quirky sex toy, I hope you enjoy.
While in lockdown, the days can be very long and very dull. With lots of worrying thoughts, I needed something to take my mind of the current problems beyond my front door.
My prayers were answered when another package arrived from John Thomas Toys. I immediately knew who it was from for two reasons, firstly its size and secondly its considerable weight.
"I love the feeling of the fingers sliding inside, the fingers are flexible and so with some added pressure, in the right place, you can bend them to hit your g-spot. It also allows for your partner to finger or fuck one hole while this dildo fucks the other."Joanne
I could hardly contain my excitement when I opened the box to find four more silicone dildos to try out and review.
I was delighted to have something to occupy my mind, hands and of course, other parts of my anatomy. So read on to find out what I thought of the John Thomas Toys The Extremity Silicone Dildo.
With the Coronavirus lockdown, I was starting to get worried that I would run out of items to review. Not having a queue of lovely sex toys to keep me amused would have been devastating.
Luckily for me, Uberkinky were kind enough to send me one of their Sinnovator range of dildos to review. I was delighted when they said they were sending me one with a vac-u-lock hole in the base.
"The veins add stimulation that really does help to send you over the edge. If you are lucky, you can get this dildo in deep enough to allow the balls to slap against you, which again feels wonderful."Joanne
Uberkinky is still shipping out orders during the lockdown, which is fantastic for anyone currently bored and looking for a way of brightening up their sex life.
When the Sinnovator Sean arrived I was more than delighted when I laid my eyes upon it, so let me tell you all about this body-safe dildo.
I get so excited when John Thomas Toys let me know that another new box is on the way to me.
The dildos and plugs that I have reviewed for them so far are all fantastic, I know that I won't be disappointed with anything they send this way to review.
"I really enjoy the way the girth fills out, and the whole feel of the veins and ridge on the shaft create fantastic stimulation together with the drag of the silicone blend."Joanne
This time was certainly no different, another hefty box meant another four new dildos to review.
I was thrilled when I opened the box to find all four of The Don dildos nestled inside. So after enjoying myself with The Don and in particular making sub'r' enjoy one on the end of a fucking machine, it's time to write up our thoughts.
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