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E-StimRead moreAs a total fangirl of Hot Octopuss, I followed their release of the AMO bullet vibe with much interest. Bullet vibes are amazing, and as far as I am concerned, everyone should have one in their playbag.
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Joanne
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I was delighted when Ann Summers sent me one of their newest vibrators to review before its launch. It is so lovely to be one of the first people to try out a new toy.
They sent me two vibrators to review, this one, the Whisper Vibrator and also the Whisper Rabbit Vibrator.
"I really like pressing the tip on my clitoris and relishing the deep vibrations, circling it also feel great too. I also tend to "dip" when using bullet vibes. As the clitoral stimulation becomes almost too much, I push the vibe into my vagina to enjoy some deeper vibrations."
Joanne
I decided to review the bullet vibe myself and have let my sexy submissive review the rabbit vibe as she adores rabbits.
So after a couple of weeks playing with this one, I'm ready to tell you how I got on with it. So, sit back and let me tell you all about the Ann Summers Whisper Vibrator.
It isn't often that I am fortunate enough to review a unisex toy, so I was delighted when Nexus approached me asking if I would be interested in reviewing their Nexus Max 20.
Now, this is a plug with a removable remote control bullet vibe that has been designed to stimulate the prostate or g-spot.
"I really enjoyed using it sitting up, simply insert it, then replace your clothing, with tight panties keeping it in place. It was great fun to sit on a padded chair and to then move my hips around to get the most out of the clit stimulation offered."
Joanne
That means I get to enjoy it as does my Stunt Cock who will be dragged into the reviewing process, bent over and plugged with it. All in the interest of science of course.
So let me tell you a bit about Nexus and their creations before telling you all about the Nexus Max 20.
I love small and powerful bullet vibes and have so much use for them while masturbating or playing with others. I honestly believe that everyone should have some bullets in their toy bags as they are so much fun.
I was delighted when AdultShopIt sent me a Blush Novelties Fruity Vibe - Grape to review and I looked forward to putting it to the test.
"I was surprised at just how powerful the motor is on the Fruit Vibe Grape when you switch it on it starts on its lowest power setting, and I love this one. Circling my clitoris with it feels fantastic, and I love teasing my urethra with it too."
Joanne
This bullet vibe is tiny, and I knew that while it would probably be a lot of fun its small size would have some drawbacks and I will cover those later in the review.
So is the Grape Fruity Vibe from Blush Novelties something to be savoured or is it a grape that is only worth crushing? Read on to find out.
I enjoyed reviewing the Bathmate Hydromax X30 Wideboy with the help of my Stunt Cock, and he is still using it every day. I am of course enjoying the fruits of his efforts in terms of girth and length.
I was therefore delighted when Bathmate got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing their latest new product. They are now venturing into the vibrator marketplace, and I was curious to see what their efforts would produce.
"The fourth and tenth pattern were my favourites. There is something about those particular vibration patterns that really agrees with my clitoris."
Joanne
It is hard to get a vibrator just right concerning power and performance, and it takes a lot of background work to produce something that isn't just a generic gimmick. I had high hopes that Bathmate would pull it off after seeing how effective their penis developers are.
I was sent this USB rechargeable bullet vibe for free in exchange for an honest and frank review, that said here are my thoughts on this little bullet vibe.
What is better than a little bit of vibrator play? Well, vibrator play that you can use clandestinely while out and about that's what. I was delighted when Patrick from Latex, Leather and Lace asked if I would be interested in reviewing a black Nu-Sensuelle remote control wireless bullet vibe for him.
Of course, I didn't say no, in fact, if I was stood next to him, I may have snatched his hand off. Who wouldn't want to try a vibe that you can use out and about, or that could be controlled by someone else?
"It was when Stunt Cock got hold of it that things took a turn for the kinkier as I was made to go shopping with him to Asda with him while I had it buried deep inside my pussy."
Joanne
Stunt Cock loves teasing me with remote control sex toys so the Nu-Senuelle remote bullet vibe would be right up his street. You know that by that I mean it would be right up my 'you know what' and he would be grinning like a Cheshire cat with the controls.
I was right with my initial assumption that Stunt Cock would get as much enjoyment out of this sex toy as I did when he found out about it. So without too much waffling, here are my thoughts on the Nu-Sensuelle Wireless Bullet Vibrator.
I am a big fan of Rocks Off and the sex toys that they produce, their bullet vibes are fantastic value for money, and so I was delighted when they offered to send me one of their Vortex vibes to review for free in exchange for a fair and honest review.
Rocks Off are a great UK company that is renowned for their creations; there are a few I am still dying to get hold of to review like their amazing Ruby Glow. But this review is about one of their vibrating silicone butt plugs.
"I gave a little jump as I switched on the RO-120mm bullet vibe, the vibrations caused an involuntary clenching onto the plug that felt good too."
Joanne
I do enjoy a good butt plug and having one that vibrates is even more fun. I have enjoyed getting to know the Vortex.
It isn't just a butt plug though; the 10-speed bullet vibe is removable which means you can have so much more fun with it so here are my thoughts on this silicone butt plug.
One of my all-time favourite vibe manufacturers is Rocks Off. They are a UK based manufacturer of very reasonably priced vibrators and sex toys. Don't let the fact that they are cheap put you off though. I have the utmost respect for the genius in their orgasm engineering department. He or she designs first-class vibrators.
I was delighted when they asked if I would review their Bamboo Fire Vibrator for them. This is a design that they have had on the books for a while. I have had my eye on it, and so I jumped at the chance to treat my clit to some Rocks Off loving again.
I like Rock-Off vibes; I find that they work well with my masturbation style. I always have no problems getting off with them. This one didn't disappoint.
Joanne
The Bamboo Fire was sent to me for free in exchange for a fair and honest review. That has not affected the outcome of this review in any way.
I didn't have to wait long for it to arrive and I must say it looks fantastic. I guess that you are more interested in how it performs though and so on with the review.
I have quite a few Rocks Off vibrators and have found them to be reliable an to deliver the goods. I was therefore delighted when they asked me to review the Atomic Streamlined Elegance for them.
They sent me one to review free of charge in exchange for a fair and honest review. I have had my eyes on this bullet vibe for a while now because of its unique shape.
You can insert it but as it is so small it is better off used as a clitoral vibrator, and it's in this role that it excels. Most clitoral vibrators have only one tip which you can use to focus the sensations, but this one has two.
Joanne
I had visions of placing it above my clit and enjoying the sensations from the two tips, and that is the first thing I did with it.
So did it live up to the fantasy or is my tip going to be to steer clear of this horny devil? Oh and before anyone comments, tinsel is like a pet, it's not just for Christmas ;-)
I was delighted when I received a package of new sex toys to review from Rocks Off. They are one of my favourite UK manufacturers and I can honestly say I haven't found any of their vibrators that I didn't like.
They sent me three new products to review and this is the first one. The absolutely stunning Unihorn 10 speed vibrator.
There is something about Unicorns that I really like and so this colourful vibe from Rocks Off really caught my eye. Apparently, a Unicorn will only come to a maiden of a pure heart. So owning a Unihorn vibrator is the closest I will ever get to a Unicorn I guess.
Joanne
I could hardly contain my excitement when I first saw it as I have a bit of a thing for Unicorns - well who doesn't?
This is another of their popular range of bullet vibes and I couldn't wait to put it to the test. Their new 10 speed bullets have been generating a very positive ripple through the reviewing community that is growing into tidal wave proportions. It looks amazing, but how does its performance rate, read on to find out?
I was delighted when Susan from Cherry Blossom Direct got in touch asking if I wanted an RO-80mm Rocks Off bullet vibe to review. Of course I couldn't say no to an offer like that now could I? Cherry Blossom Direct are an online retailer that are looking to establish two brick and mortar stores in the first quarter of 2018 and this will be the first item that I have reviewed for them (hopefully not the last).
I simply adore Rocks Off and I was lucky enough to meet with some of their lovely staff at the 2016 ETO show (it's a big pity that this years was cancelled but that's another story). Rocks off produce an amazing range of sex toys and they are a great UK success story, I hope that some of their luck and determination rubs off on Cherry Blossom Direct.
This toy was designed for clitoral use and it is in this mode that it works best. It's cheap, cheerful, body safe, damn effective and for only £7.99 it's a real winner. Everyone should have one for those moments when you just need some extra stimulation.
Joanne
This is a pretty short review by my usual standards as lets face it this is a bullet vibe with only one speed setting but you are obviously wanting to know more about it and to find out why I like it so much or you wouldn't be reading this so let's get on with the review.
I'm not someone who particularly enjoys a lot of anal action except for the occasional fucking machineprobing when I'm in one of "those" moods and this butt plug from Rocks Off is much bigger than I'd normally opt for. That lead to two problems initially. The first being actually getting it up my bum and secondly I had to try to stop myself from using it vaginally so I could keep trying to get it up my ass as it was so much fun when deep inside my pussy.
It's safe to say that at the end of this review I am going to recommend it for "front door" use as well as "back door" use. The last thing to go where the sun doesn't shine was my Flange Electrode and that is much narrower than this bad boy.
Once I managed to finally get it deep into my ass it sort of popped in as the widest part entered me and I let out a gasp as waves of pleasure washed over me. It wasn't until I switched it on though that it really started to get me off - very quickly I might add.