Spanking Machine v.2 Review

Written by  Apr 06, 2018

Machine delivered corporal punishment

I learned something new recently; spanking machines are a thing! I was delighted when the good people over at sexmachines.co.uk got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing one of them.

The chance to review another sex machine was too good to miss and as I do enjoy a good spanking, and so does submissive 'r' I jumped at the chance.

"I have been on the receiving end of it a couple of times now, but it is submissive 'r' who has really tested this out under the steadying hand of my Stunt Cock."

Joanne

I was then left viewing the assembly video on the sexmachines.co.uk website to understand how it all goes together so that I didn't waste any time when it arrived.

I didn't have to wait long as sexmachines.co.uk are always very quick with their deliveries.

Assembly Video

I thought that I should cross post this assembly video as it does show how easy it is to assemble the spanking machine. It also shows it in action at the end of the video.

A mixer machine, more like a spanking machine I thinkAs usual, this machine arrived very quickly and under plain packaging. I am always impressed with deliveries from sexmachines.co.uk they are always well packaged, discreet and arrive very quickly.

The first thing that brought a smile on my face was the spanking machine's box. You see, this machine is labelled as a Ker K-3000 Mixer-Machine and the instructions state that it is a mini-kneading machine. All funny stuff considering what I was about to get up to with it.

Unboxed, it looks like a real nightmare to set up, but in fact, it is simplicity itself. You get a set of instructions, the machine itself, a power supply with a EU plug (don't worry you also get a US and a UK plug adaptor), a vice-like foot clamp, a vertical bar with lots of holes and finally the arm to which the machine attaches.

It looks much more complicated to set up than it actually is
It looks much more complicated to set up than it actually is

Setting it up

The first thing that you should do is check all of the screws to make sure that they are tight after the machines transit to you (a tip I picked up on the assembly video). Then you will need a solid point to attach the foot clamp.

I took the machine to a local swingers club that has a dungeon and used one of their racks to mount the machine the first time that we used it, but a coffee table or something similar would also suffice. The heavy vertical bar is slotted into its recess on top of the foot-clamp before the locking screw on the foot clamp is tightened to hold it securely in place.

Next, attach the round rod to the spanking machine itself, you need to remove the nut and bolt already fitted through its clamp and then insert the rod and refit the nut and bolt tightening them, securely.

The machine and rod are then fitted to the vertical bar at the desired height. The round rod has a hexagonal end and this lines up with hexagonal holes in the vertical rod, and you can use these to firmly set the machine at different stroke angles. It can even be set to stroke vertically if your submissive is laid flat.

Putting it all together is easy and requires no tools at all
Putting it all together is easy and requires no tools at all

You are then ready to attach your spanking implement. Finally fitting the power lead means that you're ready to play.

The spanking machine has a clamp arrangement that has two thumb nuts, and these allow you to clamp anything from a paddle to a crop or cane securely to the machine. You shouldn't use anything over about 100g in weight though as otherwise the kinetic energy of it swinging could damage the machine.

Setting it up seems like a complicated process but it only takes about five minutes, and no tools are needed. Once you set it up the first time, it is much easier on future play sessions and quicker too.

The spanking machine has two sets of easy to understand controls
The spanking machine has two sets of easy to understand controls

The spanking machine has two sets of controls, the first is on the top, and this sets the power of the spanking swings. It does this by swinging the sprung arm carrying the impact toy back further for heavy strokes and only a short way for lighter strokes.

The other set of controls are on the front of the spanking machine and features an on/off button as well as a timer knob. This sets the length of time the device will run, it is similar to an egg timer. You can set up to five minutes of spanking before having to set it again. You can also turn the knob to set it to run continuously, ignoring the timer.

To get it working, first, position it and your target bottom before setting the strength of spanks using the top controls. Then set the length of time on the front controls before finally switching it on and stepping back to admire it in action.

Once assembled you can affix any impact play toy to it (Max 100g)
Once assembled you can affix any impact play toy to it (Max 100g)

Performance

No doubt you are more interested in the performance of this spanking machine rather than how to assemble and use it. Spoiler alert, it is one hell of a lot of fun, especially in a BDSM scene.

I have been on the receiving end of it a couple of times now, but it is submissive 'r' who has really tested this out under the steadying hand of my Stunt Cock.

My preference is a cane fitted to this spanking machine, but you can also install a crop or a paddle. The beauty of the cane though is that it can hit both bum cheeks at the same time.

This machine isn't designed to beat you black and blue, what it does do, and it does it very well indeed is to provide accurate and constant strokes to the same target area.

In this way, it can crank up the sensations as each stroke lands within a 1"/2.5cm band, and these repetitive impacts feel great.

The rhythmic impacts using this machine feels amazing
The rhythmic impacts using this machine feels amazing

It also means that you can use this machine on a light stroke and after a couple of minutes you really get into it and almost cry out for the strokes to be harder and harder.

Having the cane falling in the same area sent both myself and submissive 'r' into subspace as the pain of the strikes was quickly replaced with an almost euphoric sensation of pleasure and pain. This is a heady combination, and it is caused by your brain releasing endorphins and dopamine into your system. This can elicit an almost out of body experience and is one of the leading draws towards BDSM play for a lot of people.

The spanking machine just doesn't tire, and it won't stop delivering the same stroke again and again. This leaves the Dominant in a position to be able to deliver other sensations to other parts of the body, and this opens up lots of new play opportunities.

Both submissive 'r' and I have achieved orgasm after being spanked for around ten minutes, and that was mind-blowing. Having an orgasm while just being tied up and spanked is quite an experience and one that I do recommend.

The spanking machine works incredibly well with a cane as the red marks show
The spanking machine works incredibly well with a cane as the red marks show

Afterwards, my backside was glowing, and Stunt Cock commented that it looked like the backside of an angry baboon, he is a silver-tongued cavalier. Just running my fingers over the warm flesh had me getting very horny once again.

This is a machine that is relentless, and that is one of the things I like about sex machines, they never get tired, they never slow down, and it is always the rider that ends up tapping out in the end as they always outlast your orgasm.

I am really happy that I now know that spanking machines are a thing, and it is a thing that I love.

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Key Features

Key features:

  • Easy to set up and use
  • 10 strike intensity positions, soft-medium-hard
  • Timer (0-5 minutes)
  • 1 Year UK & Worldwide warranty
  • Different angles of impact
  • 110V - 240V (all countries) - adaptor supplied

Final Thoughts

Doing this review made me realise that there is more to the world of machine sex than just fucking machines and milking machines. This spanking machine is just so much fun. The level of control is brilliant as it means that for someone new to impact play it can be set on a light stroke but for someone wanting more there is of course much more to give.

Having the timer means you can work that into your BDSM play but the best bit is that the Dominant is freed up from the spanking to work on his or her submissive in other ways and that gives you massive play opportunities.

For anyone worried about the 'rise of the machines', bring it on, it is looking like it is going to be spankingly good fun.

This is a great machine and one definitely worth checking out especially if you have a play space or dungeon. It gets a bit thumbs up and a bright red bum from me.

I was sent this Spanking Machine by sexmachines.co.uk and I would like to thank them for giving me the opportunity to review it for them.

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Additional Info

  • Overall Rating: 9.4
Joanne Summers

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I have been reviewing sex toys and adult products for the last five years and I love doing what I do. If you find my reviews and articles interesting please leave a comment for me on them, I love reading feedback about them.

4 comments

  • maid marta
    Comment Link maid marta Wednesday, 15 January 2020 10:49

    It's a nice device for beginners and the price is very reasonable. Add an internet-controlled power-strip and it can be used remotely...
    However, it only works well with short and light implements.
    I came up with a DIY solution that can deliver some serious cane strokes: https://owned-by-princess-shelle.blogspot.com/p/spanking-machine.html

  • Joanne Summers
    Comment Link Joanne Summers Thursday, 16 January 2020 10:42

    Hi maid marta,

    Thank you for sharing your link with us. I love your creation, it certainly looks like it delivers hard crisp strokes. I find DIY projects like that fascinating and well done for coming up with something so effective, I think your use of the magnetic clamp is brilliant.

    Joanne

  • James
    Comment Link James Friday, 14 February 2020 20:14

    Thank you for reviewing this wonderful spanking device ,as I've also had the honor of being paddled with one of these and though afterwards the crimson globes were quite evident as well as a lingering "reminder" several hours at least until the "sting" cooled ..Being the brawny lad I am I feel that perhaps a "turbo" version would suit my impact requirements better ? So I'm definitely getting such a machine and when I do ,if you'd care for me to ,I'll shoot you the "review" ? Thank You (Ma'am!)

  • Joanne Summers
    Comment Link Joanne Summers Friday, 14 February 2020 21:29

    Hi James,

    You are welcome, they are a lot of fun and it leaves the Dominant free to do other things while the sub is receiving their spanking/caning. I would love to hear about a stronger machine so if you do experience one then I would love to hear about it.

    Joanne

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