Once again, I find myself smiling from ear to ear as I type up another review of a Rocks Off product. This time I have had the pleasure (in the biblical sense) of getting to know their Everygirl Rabbit Vibrator.
Now I don't know about you, but I love rabbit vibes, and this is one sex toy that I have really enjoyed reviewing.
"I can enjoy long slow masturbation sessions with the EveryGirl or I can crank it up and give myself a toe-curling quickie, and that makes it a very flexible sex toy."Joanne
Rocks Off just seem to be going from strength to strength, the Zeppelina vibrator that I have recently reviewed was terrific.
I love it when I try a new vibrator and I find it really flicks my switch, and the EveryGirl vibe did just that. So, let me tell you why the Everygirl Vibe is indeed a rabbit vibe for every girl.
Once again I find myself smiling as I write up another review of a Rocks Off vibrator. This time it is the Zeppelina from their Dr Rocco's Pleasure Emporium range of sex toys.
This range looks fantastic with its Steampunk styling. As I love all things Steampunk I had big expectations for the Zeppelina. I have enjoyed all of the previous vibes I have reviewed for Rocks Off, and it is nice to be reviewing another one.
"The girth of the Zeppelina feels great, and I love feeling it open me up before I swallow it inside my vagina. Thrusting with it is lots of fun and orgasming with it deep inside me feels fantastic as my kegel muscles clamp down on it mid-orgasm."Joanne
This review will give you my thoughts on the Zeppelina but also those of sub'r' who now has it in her bedside drawer. She has literally hammered it for the last couple of weeks relishing in the sensations that it can deliver.
So, let's get on with it, let me tell you all about the Zeppelina from Rocks Off.
I am no stranger to remote controlled sex toys and love to use them clandestinely when out and about, so I was delighted when Wolf from Meo.de asked if I would like to review one for them.
Now I love Rocks Off vibrators, and I also love remote controlled toys so no surprise at all that I jumped at the chance to review this silicone ball and chain.
"I do enjoy some clandestine outdoor fun and games, and Stunt Cock took great delight in teasing me rotten while out and about. It makes shopping or a trip to the post office much more fun."Joanne
Not having to wait long for delivery I still found myself fantasising about ways to enjoy and maximise the remote function of this vibe.
Once it arrived I was blown away by just how kinky it looks in its retail packaging, but would its performance match its kinky looks? Read on to find out.
I am delighted to have finally reviewed the Rocks Off Ruby Glow, a sex toy that I have had my eye on since I visited the Rocks Off stand at the 2016 Erotic Trade Only exhibition.
While visiting I met some of the fantastic Rocks Off staff, and they suggested that the Ruby Glow may be right up my street. As a new blogger at the time I never followed up by getting in touch with them after the trade show, and I missed my chance to review one.
"I can orgasm using it but prefer to use it to keep me simmering, just under the boiling point before I use my fingers or a strong clitoral vibe to bring myself off."Joanne
Since then I have always wanted to review one, and after reviewing lots of other Rocks Off sex toys, I thought that the time was right to buy one and see why it just keeps getting glowing reviews.
I was keen to see how a vibrator that you literally sit on would perform, so let me tell you what I think of it after two years of lusting after one.
I am a big fan of Rocks Off and the sex toys that they produce, their bullet vibes are fantastic value for money, and so I was delighted when they offered to send me one of their Vortex vibes to review for free in exchange for a fair and honest review.
Rocks Off are a great UK company that is renowned for their creations; there are a few I am still dying to get hold of to review like their amazing Ruby Glow. But this review is about one of their vibrating silicone butt plugs.
"I gave a little jump as I switched on the RO-120mm bullet vibe, the vibrations caused an involuntary clenching onto the plug that felt good too."Joanne
I do enjoy a good butt plug and having one that vibrates is even more fun. I have enjoyed getting to know the Vortex.
It isn't just a butt plug though; the 10-speed bullet vibe is removable which means you can have so much more fun with it so here are my thoughts on this silicone butt plug.
One of my all-time favourite vibe manufacturers is Rocks Off. They are a UK based manufacturer of very reasonably priced vibrators and sex toys. Don't let the fact that they are cheap put you off though. I have the utmost respect for the genius in their orgasm engineering department. He or she designs first-class vibrators.
I was delighted when they asked if I would review their Bamboo Fire Vibrator for them. This is a design that they have had on the books for a while. I have had my eye on it, and so I jumped at the chance to treat my clit to some Rocks Off loving again.
I like Rock-Off vibes; I find that they work well with my masturbation style. I always have no problems getting off with them. This one didn't disappoint.Joanne
The Bamboo Fire was sent to me for free in exchange for a fair and honest review. That has not affected the outcome of this review in any way.
I didn't have to wait long for it to arrive and I must say it looks fantastic. I guess that you are more interested in how it performs though and so on with the review.
I have quite a few Rocks Off vibrators and have found them to be reliable an to deliver the goods. I was therefore delighted when they asked me to review the Atomic Streamlined Elegance for them.
They sent me one to review free of charge in exchange for a fair and honest review. I have had my eyes on this bullet vibe for a while now because of its unique shape.
You can insert it but as it is so small it is better off used as a clitoral vibrator, and it's in this role that it excels. Most clitoral vibrators have only one tip which you can use to focus the sensations, but this one has two.Joanne
I had visions of placing it above my clit and enjoying the sensations from the two tips, and that is the first thing I did with it.
So did it live up to the fantasy or is my tip going to be to steer clear of this horny devil? Oh and before anyone comments, tinsel is like a pet, it's not just for Christmas ;-)
I was delighted when Rocks Off asked me to review their Love In Chains Kegel Balls. They sent me a set in exchange for a fair and honest review.
So what are Kegel Balls? Well, they are designed to provide a way for vagina owners to train their kegel muscles. These are the pelvic floor muscles that help provide excellent tone during sex but also reduces the risk of incontinence. Stronger kegel muscles can give you more powerful orgasms and let's face it who wouldn't want that.
I was ordered to wear them out whilst doing the weekly shop and having no panties on seriously ramped up the fun. I was really worried about losing them, only to hear the clattering of the metal as it hit the floor.Joanne
Most kegel trainers are somewhat basic unless you are using one of the app-controlled vibrating ones like the GBalls2, the IMToys Candy or the Mister Devil. These kegel balls have loads of character and some nice features which I will cover in this review.
I was delighted when I received a package of new sex toys to review from Rocks Off. They are one of my favourite UK manufacturers and I can honestly say I haven't found any of their vibrators that I didn't like.
They sent me three new products to review and this is the first one. The absolutely stunning Unihorn 10 speed vibrator.
There is something about Unicorns that I really like and so this colourful vibe from Rocks Off really caught my eye. Apparently, a Unicorn will only come to a maiden of a pure heart. So owning a Unihorn vibrator is the closest I will ever get to a Unicorn I guess.Joanne
I could hardly contain my excitement when I first saw it as I have a bit of a thing for Unicorns - well who doesn't?
This is another of their popular range of bullet vibes and I couldn't wait to put it to the test. Their new 10 speed bullets have been generating a very positive ripple through the reviewing community that is growing into tidal wave proportions. It looks amazing, but how does its performance rate, read on to find out?
I was delighted when Susan from Cherry Blossom Direct got in touch asking if I wanted an RO-80mm Rocks Off bullet vibe to review. Of course I couldn't say no to an offer like that now could I? Cherry Blossom Direct are an online retailer that are looking to establish two brick and mortar stores in the first quarter of 2018 and this will be the first item that I have reviewed for them (hopefully not the last).
I simply adore Rocks Off and I was lucky enough to meet with some of their lovely staff at the 2016 ETO show (it's a big pity that this years was cancelled but that's another story). Rocks off produce an amazing range of sex toys and they are a great UK success story, I hope that some of their luck and determination rubs off on Cherry Blossom Direct.
This toy was designed for clitoral use and it is in this mode that it works best. It's cheap, cheerful, body safe, damn effective and for only £7.99 it's a real winner. Everyone should have one for those moments when you just need some extra stimulation.Joanne
This is a pretty short review by my usual standards as lets face it this is a bullet vibe with only one speed setting but you are obviously wanting to know more about it and to find out why I like it so much or you wouldn't be reading this so let's get on with the review.
Sometimes you need something a little bit more than just your fingers and I often just have to grab a vibrator to give my clit a good seeing to, I must say that I do like the Rocks Off ones, as the brand name suggests they do indeed get my rocks off.
I really enjoyed moving it slowly around my clit and the feelings are very intense when you do so especially on the lower speeds as this creates a rumbly sort of vibration.
I recently got chatting with the lovely Angela over at BonneAmour.co.uk and got hold of a Rocks Off RO-120mm Wings Of Desire 10 Speed Vibrator to review. Now so far I have only reviewed bullet vibes and a butt plug from Rocks off but I have found the motors used and the vibrations created in the smaller vibes to be great. Would the 120mm version do the job just as well? Read on to find out.
I'm not someone who particularly enjoys a lot of anal action except for the occasional fucking machineprobing when I'm in one of "those" moods and this butt plug from Rocks Off is much bigger than I'd normally opt for. That lead to two problems initially. The first being actually getting it up my bum and secondly I had to try to stop myself from using it vaginally so I could keep trying to get it up my ass as it was so much fun when deep inside my pussy.
It's safe to say that at the end of this review I am going to recommend it for "front door" use as well as "back door" use. The last thing to go where the sun doesn't shine was my Flange Electrode and that is much narrower than this bad boy.
Once I managed to finally get it deep into my ass it sort of popped in as the widest part entered me and I let out a gasp as waves of pleasure washed over me. It wasn't until I switched it on though that it really started to get me off - very quickly I might add.
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