I love playing with BDSM kit, and kink is fantastic as far as I am concerned. So, when Latex, Leather & Lace asked if I would be interested in reviewing the Mister B's Datex Cocksucker Hood who was I to say no?
Masks and hoods are so much fun for lots of reasons, and I loved the idea of trying this one out.
"I really enjoyed wearing it for oral sex, and I have been told by a very reliable source (Stunt Cock) that bright red lipstick really goes well with this black mask."Joanne
The mask is made from Datex, which is super stretchy and shiny, all the more reason to love it.
So let me tell you why I enjoyed reviewing this mask and why masks are so much fun.
Lube is an often overlooked bedroom accessory that is extremely useful, even I dare say essential for brilliant sex.
I was delighted when Latex, Leather & Lace sent us a bottle of Wicked Jelle water-based anal lubricant.
"As it is so deliciously thick, I often end up playing with it between a finger and thumb watching it stretch as I move them apart."Joanne
Wicked does some fantastic lubes and we couldn't wait to put this one to the test. I love my job.
So after some intense "cough" thorough testing, I can now let you know our thoughts on this deliciously thick lubricant. So read on for the details about this lube.
I am beginning to have a bit of a crush on all things Blush at the moment, they are on a roll. Everything that we have reviewed for them so far has been fantastic.
So, you can imagine my excitement when a Blush Temptasia Silicone Dildo arrived for review in the post. I couldn't wait to put it to the test to see if it would live up to the other blush dildos that we have reviewed.
"The twisting texture on the shaft feels excellent anally, in fact probably even more so than when used vaginally due to the sensitive nature of my bum hole. I was able to easily orgasm from anal play in around 20 minutes which is pretty fast for me."sub'r'
When the lovely sub'r' laid eyes upon it, she immediately fell in love with its twisting shape and design, and she begged me to let her review it.
I begrudgingly agreed (it just looks so good, so I didn't want to part with it). Here are her thoughts on this sleek black dildo with a delightful love heart shaped suction cup base.
I love reviewing BDSM products and when asked if I am willing to review one I usually just adopt the position before saying "bring it on". I love impact play toys such as whips, canes, floggers and paddles.
I really enjoy using them, and also I relish the sensations that they deliver on my behind. Both sub'r' and I love nothing more than to have her restrained for an excellent impact play session. Impact play often means using restraints and blindfolds, and I think these add to the sexual energy of this type of play.
"The silicone gives no quarter, and unlike suede or leather floggers you get no massaging effect as the fronds dance across your flesh."Stunt Cock
So needless to say when latex, Leather & Lace asked me if I would be interested in reviewing the Quad Silicone Whip from the Doc Johnson Kink Collection, I jumped at the chance.
Even after being warned by Patrick from Latex, Leather & Lace that it is a pretty intense piece of equipment I couldn't wait to put it to the test.
I am starting to have a bit of a crush for Blush. I was delighted when they sent me a pink Ruse D-Thang silicone dildo to review. While visiting ETO this year I was also made to feel very welcome on their trade stand there.
I was shown around their incredible range of sex toys and believe me some of them are "panty soaking heaven" to behold.
"The gently curved shaft ensures good g-spot pressure and both the top and underside have some delicious smooth ridges that add to the stimulation as it is thrust in and out."Joanne
The trade reps that I spoke to were amazing, and they were literally overflowing with enthusiasm for their brand, and it is obvious to see why that is.
So sit back, grab a cuppa and let me tell you why the Ruse D-Thang is one hell of a good dildo for thrusting like your life depends on it.
One of the brightest stands visited during the Joannes Reviews expedition to Erofame in Germany last year was the Shunga Stand.
"The oil spreads out well, and it warms the skin as you do so. As you spread it out, it releases more of the intimate fragrance into the air."Joanne
Shungas range of products is enormous, I had no idea just how many products they produce, and my team came away with some goodies to review.
This review is going to concentrate on two massage candles.
Last December my Stunt Cock took our lovely submissive sub'r' to visit one of our all-time favourite shops, Latex, Leather & Lace for a birthday treat.
He treated her to this lovely looking basque that they had just got in stock and sub'r' fell in love with it immediately.
"The stitching and level of finish are excellent. Just turning it inside out and looking at one of the seams confirms that the manufacturer Nylon Dreams really know what they are doing."Joanne
Hand made in the UK is something that you don't often hear any more but that is what this line of lingerie is and it scream quality, its stunning design just looks so sexy.
So, let me tell you about the Black Floral Lace Metal Boned 6 Strap Suspender Basque from Latex, Leather & Lace.
So, here comes another lube review and it's one that I am actually pretty excited about. As a sex toy reviewer, I go through lots of lube, and I am always interested in comparing brands and trying out new lubes.
I need to start buying it in 5l bottles though with the rate that I go through the stuff. I always use lube when masturbating or having sex and it is essential to do so. The inner membranes of the vagina and anus are easily damaged.
"I much prefer thicker lubes and have lost count of how many times I have applied runnier lubes to a fingertip only to find that when said fingertip arrives at my clitoris or anus, it arrives without the lube which is now soaking into my sheets."Joanne
Lube helps to prevent damage caused by friction, and it also makes things feel so much nicer too.
Latex, Leather and Lace sent me this bottle of Wicked Toy Love Gel For Intimate Toys to get my opinion of it, and so here we go.
Let me tell you about Christmas morning in the life of this little reviewer. I woke up to a cold Christmas morning expecting not too many presents but boy was I wrong.
With much excitement, I started opening presents. Perfume, my favourite type, nice. New sexy underwear, nicer and then a Blush Novelties D3 Silicone Dildo in stunning colours, OMG it was the best Christmas ever!
Unbeknown to me Patrick from Latex, Leather & Lace had sent me a couple of surprise presents through my partner, and he had kept the secret very well indeed so I had no idea I was in for some kinky Xmas fun. Thank you, Patrick, for putting a massive smile on my face. It really did make my day.
"The Avant D3 is a has the perfect level of 'squish' when squeezed. It feels nice and soft, but it is still rigid enough so that it doesn't droop much when held by the suction cup."Joanne
I have reviewed three other Blush Novelties creations, and they were fantastic. I just love their colours and designs as well of their performance of course. I have to admit to having had my eye on a D3 for a while now, so I was delighted to be in a position to review one.
You will do doubt not be surprised to know that I did use it on Christmas day. No doubt Santa was shaking his head while mumbling something along the lines of "That didn't take her very long" as he added my name to this years 'Naughty List'.
Kink is my middle name (or it should be), and I have a very kinky attitude and love of BDSM play and activities. Often these could be considered out of the 'norm'.
So, when the fantastic people over at Latex, Leather and Lace got in touch asking what my thoughts on wax play were, you could say that my interest was piqued. Soon enough a set of Bondage Man wax play candles were on their way to me.
"The sigh that sub'r' let out immediately told me that she was enjoying the sensations of the wax landing and cooling on her skin."Joanne
I have heard a lot of good things about these candles and was delighted to have the chance to try them out for myself. Wax play is something that I have been longing to try for a long time now.
I decided that a trip to the Attic swingers club in Derby with sub'r' would be the perfect opportunity to put these candles to the test. So read on to find out what it is like to get a coating of hot wax on your tender bits.
I always love it when Latex, Leather & Lace reach out to me for a review as they always seem to send me amazing products that are a pleasure to review.
This time was no exception to that rule, and after reviewing the Blush Novelties Real Nude Dildo for them, they wanted my thoughts on the Avant Pride P5 Fluid Silicone Butt Plug. I jumped at the chance as let's face it this thing looks fantastic I am penchant to a little bit of bum fun.
One of the things that I like about butt plugs is that they are a true gender-free product. Everyone has an anus, and they are designed to be saloon doors not just backdoors. This is where butt plugs come in.
Now, this review took a surprising turn right at the start so read on to see just how good the P5 Avant Fluid Butt Plug really is.
I love it when a dildo really flicks my switch and becomes my new bestie. The Blush Novelties Real Nude Sumo is one such dildo, it can do really nice things to me in a very naughty way.
This colourful dildo was sent to me by the lovely folks over at latex, leather & Lace. If you get the chance to drop by their walk-in store you should do so as they are so nice.
"I love using this dildo by hand but strapping it to one of my fucking machines brings it to life. The high speeds coupled with the hands-free nature of fucking machine fun has me clawing the sheets in no time at all"Joanne
This review has been a delightful one to 'research' and write. The Sumo has really opened my eyes to the range available from Blush Novelties and stocked by Latex, Leather & Lace.
So, read on to find out why I highly rate this dildo and why it works so well for my anatomy.
Once again I have been lucky to have been given the opportunity to review another variety of lube from the Secret Play Range by Latex, Leather & Lace one of my all-time favourite companies.
I loved their water-based Secret Play Natural lube and had high hopes for this one. I now know enough about Secret Play to know that what was coming was going to be good.
"The consistency is fantastic; if you apply a small amount to a finger, it just sits there in a drop. It is quite viscous which means it won't run through your fingers and onto the sheets while you put the bottle away, making it easy to apply just where you want it."Joanne
It's all good news about this lube, Secret Play certainly doesn't disappoint, and they seem to be one of the best-kept secrets in lubes.
So, let me tell you why this is now my favourite hybrid lube, and it is the one I go for every time especially for fast fucking machine fun and games.
I can be a bit of a geek sometimes, and I love it when a sex toy name makes me giggle and smile. You can bet your sweet ass that I was laughing when Patrick from Latex, Leather & Lace asked me to review the Nu Sensuelle Bentlii for him.
My first thoughts were of the luxury car brand Bently, and I hoped that the Bentlii lived up to its namesakes thoroughbred status and power.
"Definitely, the best thing about the Bentlii is the two powerful motors inside it. They deliver sports car like power and after switching it on mine made it all the way across the bed under its own steam."Joanne
I needn't have worried though as the first time I switched this bad boy on I knew I was in for a lot of fun.
The Bentlii is one of the new range of Nu Sensualle vibrators that I just can't get enough off, they rock in a big way. So let me tell you why the Bentlii is a prestige vibe.
I am sat here, actually a little breathless and with the glowing feeling of an orgasm slowly fading inside me as I type this. I just had to get straight on with recording my thoughts on a new take on the classic Rabbit Vibe that I have been using for a couple of weeks now.
Patrick from Latex, Leather & Lace (one of my all-time favourite sex toy shops) sent me the Nu Sensuelle Giselle Rabbit Vibe free of charge in exchange for a fair and honest review after he had received lots of samples of new products from Nu Sensuelle.
"The rabbit ears flap around as though they are on speed and the feeling of them caresses my clit is amazing."Joanne
I am delighted to say that I have a small hillock of other Nu Sensuelle sex toys to work through but the Giselle immediately caught my eye, and I had to see if this take on the familiar rabbit style of vibrator would feel as good as it looks.
This little stunner looks fantastic, but often performance doesn't match looks where sex toys are concerned but read on to find out why I needn't have worried.
As a sex toy reviewer I go through a lot of lube, and as I have a picky foof, I take time to select only body safe lubes and love finding new ones. I was delighted when Patrick at Latex Leather and Lace sent me this lube to try out.
"This thick lube holds its place well even when you hold your fingers vertically, as you rub it in then the consistency changes and it runs and covers where you want it well. Your fingers will glide across the folds of your skin with this lube, it really does feel good."Joanne
Secret Play is a brand that I had never heard fo until introduced to them by Latex Leather & Lace and now I am hooked on them.
I have really enjoyed reviewing this body-safe lube and here are my thoughts on why you should try it too.
Whenever I think of corsets in a BDSM environment, I immediately think of black leather with shiny chrome fittings, and I think leather corsets look so amazing.
So amazing in fact that we had to get one in to review and so we bought the Allure Leather Cupless Buckle and Zip Corset for the lovely sub'r' for her dungeon sessions, and I have to say she looks delightful in it.
"This corset looks fantastic on sub'r', and it has the added benefit of making her feel so sexy and confident too. Having her breasts exposed means that from a BDSM standpoint lots of fun can be had with her nipples and with a little rope some breast binding can be enjoyed too."Joanne
This is a kinky corset that not only looks incredible sub'r' but also is very functional too and sub'r' absolutely adores wearing it at every opportunity. I must say that it has some very eye-catching features as I am sure you will agree.
So let me tell you what we think of the Allure Leather Cupless Buckle and Zip Corset after sub'r' has had an opportunity to wear it for some intense BDSM sessions.
I love it when a product comes along that I tumble head over heels for (no pun intended, but I did smile after typing that). The day that Stunt Cock and sub'r' came in from a shopping trip and showed me what they had procured my heart was a flutter.
I was overcome with what I can only describe a physical lust when I laid my eyes on the sexiest pair of boots that I have ever seen. Now, not being a prude and having been to kinky events and clubs I am not new to the boot scene, but these ones stole my heart.
"If you were to close your eyes and imagine a shiny pair of fuck me boots in your mind's eye, you would probably conjure up an image of these boots."Joanne
The design and materials look just so good and even though I knew that these ones wouldn't fit me as they were for sub'r' I had to try to get them on.
But alas, gutted, but still, with a twinkle in my eye, I grabbed them from sub'r' to take the pics for this review before she got to wear them and to put them through their paces. I cocked those pictures up and have tried taking pictures that would do them justice three times now. What you see on this review are a pair of kinky boots that have been worn to clubs on two occasions and they still look as good as new. But I digress, this review is all about sub'r' and her new found love of kinky boots, these ones in particular.
What is better than a little bit of vibrator play? Well, vibrator play that you can use clandestinely while out and about that's what. I was delighted when Patrick from Latex, Leather and Lace asked if I would be interested in reviewing a black Nu-Sensuelle remote control wireless bullet vibe for him.
Of course, I didn't say no, in fact, if I was stood next to him, I may have snatched his hand off. Who wouldn't want to try a vibe that you can use out and about, or that could be controlled by someone else?
"It was when Stunt Cock got hold of it that things took a turn for the kinkier as I was made to go shopping with him to Asda with him while I had it buried deep inside my pussy."Joanne
Stunt Cock loves teasing me with remote control sex toys so the Nu-Senuelle remote bullet vibe would be right up his street. You know that by that I mean it would be right up my 'you know what' and he would be grinning like a Cheshire cat with the controls.
I was right with my initial assumption that Stunt Cock would get as much enjoyment out of this sex toy as I did when he found out about it. So without too much waffling, here are my thoughts on the Nu-Sensuelle Wireless Bullet Vibrator.
This is another review of a fantastic piece of footwear from Latex, Leather & Lace. Everyone loves a pair of fuck me boots, and these Pleaser Boots from Funtasma can undoubtedly be described this way as they look amazing.
Stunt Cock took his submissive to visit Latex, Leather & Lace (LL&L) last year and they came away having ordered this fantastic pair of boots.
"The wide heels, I have been told, are perfect for using as handles when giving a submissive a rather hard and fast rodgering in the missionary position."Joanne
If you have never actually visited the LL&L walk-in shop then I can highly recommend the experience, the staff are incredibly helpful and very knowledgeable. With an incredible range of sex toys, lingerie, fetish items and of course footwear to choose from it's a shop to visit if you are in the area (Barwell, Leicestershire).
The whole shop visit was a magical experience for sub 'r', and she still comments about it after six months. So why has it taken six months to write this review, well these boots have been really put to the test.
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