John Thomas EDGWARE TRAINER Silicone Anal Depth Training Dildo

A gnomes hat with an all together kinkier purpose

I'm sure that the delivery person gets their daily workout when they deliver my latest batch of silicone cock from John Thomas Toys.

This one box of Edgware Trainers holds approximately 9.95kg of silicone securely inside.

"The slight squish makes a more comfortable ride for me. I enjoy the feel of my muscles clamping down on the dildo, especially during an orgasm where I love clamping down on whatever is inside my pussy."

Joanne

I don't always know what will be arriving, so sometimes it's a pleasant surprise to see the contents. I will admit that occasionally I will open the box for a sneaky peek before doing the unboxing video.

No one is good enough to memorise all the different dildos and stretchers that John Thomas Toys offer. They have a massive range of huge hole stretchers and pleasers that well worth checking out.

It's soooooooo big, a classic design made Mega by John Thomas Toys

John Thomas Toys emailed me to check if I was happy to receive some more items to review. After I said yes, I took another look in my toy box and realised I would have to put more into temporary storage at the office/workshop.

I enjoy their products so much that I just can't say no. But hey, we are already thinking of moving somewhere larger next year so we can make room for more :-p

"Okay, so The Ripper is a somewhat intimidating stretcher. After some discussion with sub 'r', we decided that it would be used vaginally and not anally. Plus, neither of us wanted to use anything larger than the small; yes, call us both chickens if you wish."

Joanne

If you are the lucky owner of any of their products, I think that you would probably realise my predicament. Would you say no to more of their fantastic silicone products?

Okay, so after the current selection had been re-jiggled, I was ready for some new additions. Plus that meant a little less room at my office/workshop, oops :-)

Why are butt plugs so much fun?

Love them or hate them butt plugs are a thing, and they are here to stay. Who knows how long the human race has enjoyed the delight of filling and teasing their anus's with plugs of some sort?

I can imagine Cleopatra enjoying a sumptuous milk bath before emerging and telling a servant to fetch the royal sphincter cork.

No doubt king Leonidis would have died with a smile on his face at the battle of Thermopylae if he had been plugged.

This is a serious butt plug electrode for serious players

E-stim electrodes come in all shapes and sizes from the humble self-adhesive monopole pad style electrode to DIY creations and of course commercial bi, tri or even quad-pole electrodes.

They come in all shapes and sizes, giving everyone an option. But what if you are a size queen, looking for the ultimate e-stim challenge? Well, E-Stim Systems has you covered in that regard.

They produce the eye-watering Decimator Butt Plug Electrode, and it certainly lives up to its intimidating name.

As E-stim Systems so eloquently puts it:

"When customers come to us and ask for the best we deliver, when they asked for the biggest, we stepped up to the challenge and created the worlds largest e-stim electrode. The Decimator is its name."

E-Stim Systems

Give your ass the screwing it deserves

Now, never let it be said that I have turned down the excuse for a little bum fun. So I was, of course, delighted when Gvibe got in touch after I had reviewed their GBulb Vibrator asking if I would be interested in reviewing the Gplug Twist Butt Plug for them.

Of course, I said yes and had already decided that I was going to let sub'r' be the first to try it out after some light bondage play of course.

"I had no problem enjoying some amazing orgasms while wearing the Gplug Twist. The vibrations that it delivers feel delightful."

Joanne

The Gplug Twist just looks so delicious, and its twisting tapered head makes insertion an absolute delight.

I didn't have to wait long for it to arrive and then it was time to get kinky with sub'r'. So read on to find out what we thought of this unique looking butt plug.

Could this be a Purrrrfect kitty tail butt plug?

Fantasy play can be a great way to kink things up a bit, and both my submissive and I love a little kitty play.

I was delighted when I received a Furry Fantasy Black Panther Tail from sextoys.co.uk to review, and we both couldn't wait to put it to the test.

"Both sub'r' and I found this extremely easy to insert and we both love the sensation that you get when it 'pops' inside after you get past the widest point."

Joanne

It was something that was going to fit in perfectly with our kitty ears and mittens for some kinky roleplay. Kitty fun and games always have us both purring with delight.

Butt plugs are always so much fun but throw a tail into the mix, and you get a whole new outlook on the things you can do while plugged. So read on to find out what we thought of this one.

A stunning butt plug that should be worn with "Pride"

I always love it when Latex, Leather & Lace reach out to me for a review as they always seem to send me amazing products that are a pleasure to review.

This time was no exception to that rule, and after reviewing the Blush Novelties Real Nude Dildo for them, they wanted my thoughts on the Avant Pride P5 Fluid Silicone Butt Plug. I jumped at the chance as let's face it this thing looks fantastic I am penchant to a little bit of bum fun.

One of the things that I like about butt plugs is that they are a true gender-free product. Everyone has an anus, and they are designed to be saloon doors not just backdoors. This is where butt plugs come in.

Now, this review took a surprising turn right at the start so read on to see just how good the P5 Avant Fluid Butt Plug really is.

A butt plug that will have you wagging your tail in delight

Puppy play can be a lot of fun, and recently I managed to get my hands on a Titus Puppy Tail Pro from Clonezone, and this is the first product that I have reviewed from them.

I have a female submissive who loves puppy play, she already has a collar and leash together with kneepads, and so I looked forward to adding a wagging tail to her collection.

"I just closed my eyes, enjoying the feeling of being stretched and filled at the same time, it is a delicious feeling."

Joanne

This is a butt plug with two twists, first is the beautiful looking tail and the second is its vibrating function which is very pleasing.

When it arrived, I couldn't wait to put it to the test and to see the reaction of sub'r' when she wore it for the first time.

Give yourself some quality bum loving with this vibrating butt plug

I am a big fan of Rocks Off and the sex toys that they produce, their bullet vibes are fantastic value for money, and so I was delighted when they offered to send me one of their Vortex vibes to review for free in exchange for a fair and honest review.

Rocks Off are a great UK company that is renowned for their creations; there are a few I am still dying to get hold of to review like their amazing Ruby Glow. But this review is about one of their vibrating silicone butt plugs.

"I gave a little jump as I switched on the RO-120mm bullet vibe, the vibrations caused an involuntary clenching onto the plug that felt good too."

Joanne

I do enjoy a good butt plug and having one that vibrates is even more fun. I have enjoyed getting to know the Vortex.

It isn't just a butt plug though; the 10-speed bullet vibe is removable which means you can have so much more fun with it so here are my thoughts on this silicone butt plug.

This butt plug just keeps on popping in not out

As my regular readers will know, I am a bit of a texture queen when it comes to dildos. So, the moment I saw this butt plug I was very interested in how it would feel. Those ridges look so enticing and I just had to see how they felt.

The lovely Cara Sutra sent me one to review for sextoys.co.uk who are one of my favourite UK sex shops and the first guys that ever sent me a product to review many years ago (thank you).

On my hands and knees, I could really feel it pressing against my G-spot and that felt very good.

Joanne

I couldn't wait for it to arrive so that I could try it to see if I like my texture as much anally as I do vaginally. I didn't have long to wait.

A silcicone butt plug with a shocking twist

I was delighted when the lovely Cara Sutra sent me this silicone e-stim butt plug to review for Bondara. It ticked all of my boxes, these being fun butt sex and of course e-stim action.

I was sent the Electrastim Rocker Medium to review in exchange for a fair and honest review.

It almost feels like a good rogering and I had no problems edging myself with the controls to the first of many orgasms with the Rocker.

Joanne

Anyone familiar with my blog and my review will know that I absolutely adore electrosex or e-stim. I have a large collection of control boxes and electrodes but this is my first silicone butt plug electrode. So I was curious to see how it would stand up to the metal ones in my collection.

So armed with an intense curiosity, a kinky streak a mile wide and lots of water-based lube it was on with the review.

This is my second butt plug from So-Divine

I am a recent convert to the pleasures that can be had 'through the backdoor'. For years I experienced pain every time that I tried inserting anything up my ass. That changed when I started to review sex toys because I educated myself.

If I can give anyone any advice when it comes to anal play it would be to relax and use lube - lots of it.

I recently reviewed a silicone butt plug for So-Divine called the Sweet Sensations and I loved it. Since my review, they have brought out two extra versions, a Medium and a Large.

The longest that I wore it was overnight and that felt very horny waking up to being plugged, leading to some naughty fun prior to getting out of bed.

Joanne

I was delighted when they got back in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing the medium one for them.

So here we are, I have a new butt plug. After spending two weeks using it and getting to know it, I feel satisfied that I can give it a decent review.

This baby blue butt plug looks so cute

I was delighted when I was sent this butt plug to review by the lovely people over at AdultShopIt.co.uk it means two things. Firstly I get a great excuse for some more booty play and secondly as they also included a lube that I have never tried before I would really be able to enjoy myself reviewing both items. I will be reviewing the lube seperately and so this review will concentrate on this lovely little silicone butt plug.

The biggest question that I always ask myself when reviewing a butt plug is - does it have an adequate base?

Joanne

I love silicone butt plugs and it was a lot of fun getting to know this one. So, is it one to recommend for your butt or is it going to be something fit only for the bin? Or in other words will my butt be filled by it again after I have finished my review of it or will it be one never to see the light of day again? Read on to find out.

A Beautiful Glass Butt Plug That Will Put A Smile On Your Face

I am such a lucky woman and when Uberkinky agreed to send me the stunning Icicles No 48 Butt Plug to review that just confirmed that. They sent it to me for free in exchange for an honest review and as I am now an avid fan of lets just say, backdoor pleasures I couldn't wait to put it to the test. Glass sex toys can be incredible due to their smooth texture and their ability to be used very effectively for temperature play.

I have found that I can wear this plug for extended periods of time and having sex whilst it's in place is both possible and something that I strongly recommend that you try as the feeling of being so full is incredible.

Joanne

Uberkinky are one of the biggest sex toy retailers in the UK and I just love their incredible range of sex toys. It was so hard to choose a butt plug to review as they have just so many to choose from, but (no pun intended so stop giggling) as you will see in the pictures on this review the Icicles No 48 just looks incredible.

Sweet Sensation Booty Plug Review - SoDivine

I am not normally a big fan of butt plugs but when I received the press release from So Divine about their new addition to their range of sex toy - the Sweet Sensation Booty Plug there was just something about it that caught my attention. It may have been the lovely colour (I love purple) but it was in fact its small size. This is a small butt plug and as I have struggled to find a plug that feels natural for me I had to ask if they would be willing to send me one to review in exchange for an honest appraisal of its {Cough!} performance.

If you have never had sex whilst wearing a butt plug where have you been? It is something that I can highly recommend as both you and your partner will love it.

Joanne

Needless to say I have spent quite a bit of time getting to know it. So the big question is, was my initial interest warranted or not. Is this a butt plug that I can recommend for your booty or is it just another generic sex toy?

Figertastic Anal Fun & Games With The Peg

I was sent the delightful Peg by the lovely people over at Godemiche in exchange for a fair and honest review.

I was very keen to try it out as to be honest it looked the perfect size for me to experiment with some anal fun on one of my Fucking Machines and by hand of course. To be honest I don't usually go in for a lot of anal play and because of that I can't take the larger sized butt plugs and so for me the size of the Peg looks perfect.

"It was really comfortable to insert, some anal toys that I have used really stretch me and that is quite uncomfortable but this feels just like a finger and it is nice, very nice in fact."

This slimline silicone bum pleaser was a joy to use and as with the Adam that I reviewed form Godemiche its quality is first class.

No Butts, It's Got To Be Butt Throb

I'm not someone who particularly enjoys a lot of anal action except for the occasional fucking machineprobing when I'm in one of "those" moods and this butt plug from Rocks Off is much bigger than I'd normally opt for. That lead to two problems initially. The first being actually getting it up my bum and secondly I had to try to stop myself from using it vaginally so I could keep trying to get it up my ass as it was so much fun when deep inside my pussy.

It's safe to say that at the end of this review I am going to recommend it for "front door" use as well as "back door" use. The last thing to go where the sun doesn't shine was my Flange Electrode and that is much narrower than this bad boy.

Once I managed to finally get it deep into my ass it sort of popped in as the widest part entered me and I let out a gasp as waves of pleasure washed over me. It wasn't until I switched it on though that it really started to get me off - very quickly I might add.