Posted Jul 02, 2017
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I'm Attending Eroticon 2018 - But I Might Need Some Help

I'm So Looking Forward To Upping My Game

I will be attending Eroticon 2018 - decision made. It took quite a bit of thought though as for me this will be a huge task, just getting there and getting around are issues due to my disabilities.

I will probably need to use my wheelchair to get about and that is something that I hate. My disabilities mean that I can't spend a long time on my feet and walking can be a real issue for me and so using my wheelchair will mean I will be experiencing the all too common feeling of in some way being inferior to everyone else. I know that is a daft thing to say but just try sitting in a wheelchair and check out the looks you get when trying to talk to people.

I am determined to go though for a number of reasons and these all revolve around this blog. I'm in awe of so many amazing men and women who put their all online in their sex related blogs for the betterment of all and I hope to meet so many of them there. I also can't wait to be educated in all things sex blogging related and to network like I have never networked before in order to allow me to grow my blog and to hopefully help others enjoy their sex lives.

The biggest problem with attending for me as with most other bloggers will be the cost. When I factor in just the costs of the tickets, then accomodation, transportation and the cost of socialising it will mean that attending will carry a large price tag.

Update 17/10/17

The incredible people at Sheets of SanFrancisco have sponsored my trip by covering my hotel room expenses - amazing people.

Luckily this cost will be spread out over the year but it will still be extremely tight for me and so I will be looking for sponsorship and partners in any form. I hope that my readers and any of the amazing companies that I have worked with in the past will be able to help me out a bit. I need to attend Eroticon 2018 and hope that I can balance the books and make it happen. So if you are in a position to be able to help me attend then please do get in touch as I would obviously be delighted to hear from you.

Eroticon Costings

After a quick calculation the event will cost me something in the region of:

Event Tickets - £197
Accomodation - Kindly covered by the amazing Sheets Of SanFrancisco.
Travel - £250
General - £150
Total - £597

Help me Get There

Please, if you can consider making a small donation to help me to cover some of these expenses - Thank you.

If you are a business then please get in touch and I can let you know how sponsoring me can really help both of us. I am more than willing to offer advertising space on my site in exchange for your kind help.

Click HERE to Donate Now!

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Thank You To These Amazing Companies

I would like to thank these amazing companies for their offers of help and support with getting me to Eroticon, I will forever be in their debt and it's so nice that they have reached out to me to assist me with this event:

Sheets Of SanFrancisco - A huge thank you to Mark and everyone at Sheets Of SanFrancicso for booking me into a disabled suite in the Campden Lock Holiday Inn which is literally just around the corner from the event. Woohoo, party my room everyone. I am so thankfull for their amazing help.

I will keep everyone updated as to my progress in raising the necessary funds in order to attend here on my blog. Wish me luck...

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Joanne's Shocking 2k Followers Twitter Competition Celebrating 2000 Amazing Twitter Followers To celebrate finally reaching my next milestone in my Twittersphere - what I mean to say is to celebrate getting 2000 amazing followers on Twitter I thought I should do something very special for my followers in the form of a competition. Thank you to everyone who has followed me, supported me and made my blog and being online so enjoyable for me. The lovely people from www.e-stim.co.uk have stepped f... Continue Reading	Kinky Gift Ideas (Or Should I Say Shocking Ideas) Looking For Something Different? Try Electrosex I have discovered the joys of electrosex or e-stim and can highly recommend it for both single males and females together with couples. You can get some incredible sensations when using e-stim equipment and can even get hands free orgasms. I love using insertable bi-polar electrodes in my pussy and the feelings I get when using these is basically just like I am being fucked slowly or aggressively ... Continue Reading
Electro Eggs from E-Stim Systems in the UK Elctro-Eggs Are Lots Of Fun I have been asked to review the newest addition to E-Stim Systems products, their polished Electro Eggs. They sent me all three of the new design to try out and review and I got straight to it (needing no encouragement at all due to my love of electrosex fun and games). I must admit though to having second thoughts about sliding them into my pussy and then attaching them to my Series 1 Control Box before zapping my p... Continue Reading	I've Joined The Bitcoin Revolution I'm a real 'Geek' now and I love Bitcoins I had heard the term Bitcoin used fairly regularly but it is only recently that I have taken the time to learn a little bit more about it and it fascinates me. A peer to peer payment system that doesn't involve the powers that be - who doesn't lke the sound of that? What is a Bitcoin? Bitcoin is a peer to peer payment system introduced in 2009 by software developer Satoshi Nakamoto. All payments are re... Continue Reading
Valentines Sale at E-Stim Systems Ltd Valentines Sale at E-Stim Systems Ltd Just a quick note to let you know that E-Stim Systems (my favourite purveyor of electrosex goodies) is having a Valentines Sale which is running until Midnight on the 18th of February. They have also created the Limited Edition Red Pack. This kit contains the amazing Series 1 box that I use together with a Small Flo which is a stunning looking electrode from the Red Collection - See my review of its sis... Continue Reading	Venus Sex Machine - For Men I Was Blown Away By The Venus I have been lucky enough to review a Venus Sex Machine. This is a machine from the makers of the Sybian which is a legendry sex machine that needs no introduction. I was a little confused as to how the Venus works prior to receiving one to review from www.fmachinefun.co.uk but I'm happy to say that setting it up is very simple and OMG is it effective. I was mesmerised watching it bob up and down on my Stunt Cock a... Continue Reading
Lelo Ora 2 - Oral Simulator Lelo Ora 2 - Oral Simulator The Ora 2 was kindly supplied by ToysRYours.co.uk and I had a lot of fun reviewing it for them. For those of you who don't know the Lelo Ora 2 has a rotating nub that circles your clitoris to simulate the sensations you get when being licked. Lelo obviously know their stuff as women love to be licked. How did it perform? Qell to some it up I really like it, I would have prefered it to be a bit stronger but as a uniq... Continue Reading	Joannes 1k Followers Twitter Competition I'm Celebrating Getting 1000 Followers On Twitter As well as celebrating my 1st Blogaversary with a competition this month I am also delighted to have finally reached 1000 followers on Twitter and so I think another competition is in order. Thank you to everyone who has followed me and has made the last year so enjoyable for me. The lovely Ian from www.fmachinefun.co.uk has stepped forward with a prize for this competition and it's in the form... Continue Reading
Bad Dragon Fantasy Silicone Sex Toys I Just Can't Get Enough Bad Dragon In Me ;-) I have always had a bit of a kinky streak (it's a mile wide actually) and it's only relatively recently that I have stumbled across an absolutely amazing sex toy manufacturer in the US called Bad Dragon. Their fantasy themed dildos and masturbators are incredible and definitely cater for some of my kinkier fantasies and fetishes. I currently have seven Bad Dragon dildos and I'm slowly working my way ... Continue Reading	One Year Blogaversary Dildotastic Competition I'm Celebrating My First Anniversary Well I never thought I would make it but here I am one year into my exciting new pastime. I never in a million years thought that I would get to review so many things and get to know so many incredible people and amazing companies. This is a huge milestone for me and it really has boosted my confidence and has me gagging at the bit to make my second year even better than my first. I couldn't have done it wi... Continue Reading

New Review - Minx Simplicity Bullet Mini Vibrator New Review - Minx Simplicity Bullet Mini Vibrator I have done another review on the Pleasure Panel for the lovely Cara Sutra at www.carasutra.co.uk I was sent a Minx Simplicity Bullet Mini Vibrator to review for Peachy Keen and had lots of fun with it. I was surprised at just how good it was as it really is tiny. I reviewed it for her as part of the Pleasure Panel project and you can read the review HERE.I hope you enjoy reading it too. ... Continue Reading	Check Out My Pleasure Panel Reviews Read My Pleasure Panel Reviews I am delighted to be on the Pleasure Panel for the lovely Cara Sutra at www.carasutra.co.uk I have now written a number of reviews for the Pleasure Panel and you can read them all by following the link below. Have a good look around Cara's amazing site and don't forget to tell her that Joanne says Hi. So what are you waiting for READ MY PLEASURE PANEL REVIEWS.... Continue Reading
Sybian Video - Operation Just How Powerful Is The Sybian? This is one question that I get asked regularly and I always say it is amazing. Well in this short video I show you just how the attachment moves around inside a woman and how incredibly powerful it is when vibrating. The attachment almost wants to fly off the machine, enjoy the video. {YouTube}Bw7VAMzix1M{/YouTube} So what are you waiting for, read the full of the Sybian review. CLICK HERE ... Continue Reading	Pussy Cam - My Internal Orgasm Video The Inner Selfie Stick - Svakom Siime Eye Intimate Video Clip These two videos are definitely not safe for work. The first shows me fucking myself with the Svakom and you can see that the image quality is not too bad as it is drawn out but as you slide it in the pussy juices just turns everything into a pink blur. The second video was taken with me holding the svakom at the entrance to my pussy which is held open with a plastic speculum. I ... Continue Reading
New Review - Fleshlight Pink Lady Vortex New Review - Fleshlight Pink Lady Vortex Slip Inside Something Comfortable This is my first review of a male masturbator and so I had to enlist the aid of a "Stunt-Cock" in the guise of my husband. He was over the moon at the prospect of getting a toy to review, his attitude being "about time". I can't argue with that I suppose, he normally just gets to see me going through the review process but with this one he gets to have some fun. Fleshli... Continue Reading	Currently Enjoying - The Male Nereid in glowing green and black The Male Nereid in glowing green and black I am currently enjoying a new fantasy silicone dildo from Tails & Portholes, I absolutely love it. The colours and mottles effect are really nice as is the glow in the dark pigment. This is a superbe example of a small independant company making something original and really cool. The Male Nereid features a really nice set of scales aong its shaft that really feel nice. Full review to follow, as I am... Continue Reading
Pussy Cam - The Svakom Siime Eye Camera Vibrator The Inner Selfie Stick - Svakom Siime Eye I am having a lot of fun playing with the Svakom Siime Eye camera vibrator, taking still pics and even video footage of the inside of my pussy as I play and orgasm. I'm about halfway through writting up my review of it and have decided to show an internal video of what happens inside of my pussy as I orgasm. It's both an exciting and terrifying thought to be sharing that with you all. So what are you w... Continue Reading