Rodney's Plonker Silicone Dildo From John Thomas Toys

Written by  Apr 29, 2022

With "Rodney you plonker" ringing in my ears, I could hardly contain my excitement

John Thomas Toys approached me to ask if I would like to review their latest silicone stretcher. How could I possibly say no, I do love a challenge after all?

I will admit that when they told me the name was Rodney's Plonker, I did laugh. But then I had to wonder what it would look like as they weren't even listed in their store at the time.

"It was easy to slide the head inside but more of a challenge to take the entire width of the widening shaft. As I move further down the shaft, the width stretches me nicely."

Joanne

I was excited to see what they looked like and to get my hands (and other body parts) on them. John Thomas Toys have such a wide variety of designs I could not even guess what they would look like. As with all John Thomas Toys creations I knew one thign for sure - it was probably going to be larger than life.

So, with plenty of water-based lube ready on hand, I just needed to sit back and wait for Rodney's Plonker to arrive.

Delivery & Packaging

I did not have long to wait for the large, heavy box to arrive. The package was plain with nothing to let the delivery service know that they were shipping a box full of cock.

I do like the fact that John Thomas Toys use paper packaging to help pad out the contents. I appreciate the fact that they are being eco friendly with their packaging.

Each dildo has just a heat-sealed clear wrap to keep it clean and sterile from the environment. There are also a few stickers on each wrap. One lets you know the firmness, another is the JTT logo, and the last is to remind you to wash the dildo before use.

Image showing how John Thomas Toys use minimalistic packaging
I love the minimalistic approach to packaging that John Thomas Toys use.

JTT also include a free storage bag with every dildo. These bags are made from faux velvet fabric with white writing printed on the front with the John Thomas Toys name. I really like these bags as they are strong enough to hold the weight of the dildo. Four sizes are available; you will receive the correct size for the dildo you buy.

You also get a very useful vac-u-lock compatible suction cup holder included with every dildo from JTT, and I love the design.


Check Out My Unboxing Video On Youtube

Check out my unboxing video on Youtube


Materials and design

As with all of the other dildos and stretchers I have reviewed for John Thomas Toys, Rodney's Plonker is made with medical-grade silicone. Silicone is my go-to material for insertable toys as it is body-safe, non-porous, latex, rubber and phthalate-free, making it hypo-allergenic.

One thing recommended with silicone toys is using a good quality water-based lube, and JTT has an excellent selection. I am currently working through a large bottle of J-Jelly, which is my current favourite.

Image showing the large Rodney's Plonker from John Thomas Toys
Rodneys Plonker has lots of surface detailing and they weigh a bomb.

Silicone can be washed in warm/hot water or even in the dishwasher. Just remember to remove it if there is a chance someone else may feel helpful and get a surprise.

It is essential to ensure that Rodney's Plonker is totally dry before storing it away again. I prefer to air dry as it is the best way to ensure it really is dry and no towel fluff gets stuck to it.

JTT has given a fun background to Rodney's story. Here is what they say:

"Rodney likes nothing more than putting his "trotters" up watching TV at home on the top floor of his Peckham flat that he shares with his brother Del.

One testicle is quite a bit smaller than the other, it is rumoured that Rodney was kicked in his bollocks whilst selling dodgy mineral waters to an Essex hard nut back in the 1980s."

John Thomas Toys

Image showing how the shaft widens considerably on this stretcherThe story explains why Rodney's Plonker has odd-sized balls, with one much larger than the other. This adds some fun to the design.

Rodney's Plonker is a chunky dildo. It starts with a small penis head, then widens nicely just under the glans. At first glance, it looks like a smooth dildo. But when you look closer, you can see it has some nice veins along the length plus an incredible dorsal vein ridge.

This dildo could also be used as a stretcher due to the widening of the shaft. With four sizes to choose from, you may think that the small would be, well, small. If you believe this, you may be surprised. Yes, it is smaller than the other three sizes but still much wider than most standard-sized dildos.

The John Thomas Toys logo is included around the back of the base of the dildo. The colour I was sent was the red and black mix. The colour is made using a hand pouring technique called fusion. This means that every dildo will have its own unique colour. So even though the copper moulds that JTT uses ensure that every dildo out of that mould will have the same features, the colour is individual.

John Thomas Toys also gives you two firmness ratings, I was sent the soft, but you could also choose the medium rating. I found the soft was perfect for me as it has a nice amount of squish while still being solid enough to maintain its shape.

Rodney's Plonker has a vac-u-lock compatible hole in the base. John Thomas Toys also send a free vac-u-lock compatible suction cup holder with these dildos. This is JTT own design, which I like as the ridges are not harsh, so they are less likely to rip the material. The base is relatively rigid but sticks very well to a smooth flat surface.

You will also receive a faux velvet storage bag. These are made from a robust black material with white branding printed on the front and a drawstring closure.

* SMALL MEDIUM LARGE X LARGE
Length: 8"/20.32cm 10"/25.4cm 13"/33.02cm 16"/40.64cm
Circumference (top of shaft): 5.5"/13.97cm 6.5"/16.5cm 9"/22.86cm 10"/25.4cm
Circumference (middle of shaft): 8.5"/21.59cm 10"/25.4cm 13.5"/34.29cm 16"/40.64cm
Circumference (bottom of shaft): 7.7"/19.55cm 9.5"/24.13cm 12.5"/31.75cm 15.5"/39.37cm
Circumference (base): 16.5"/41.91cm 21"/53.34cm 27"/68.58cm 33"/83.82cm
Max Insertable Length: 6.5"/16.51cm 8.5"/21.59cm 10.5"/26.67cm 13"/33.02cm
Weight: 0.91kg (*variable) 1.775kg (*variable) 3.97kg (*variable) 7.345kg (*variable)
Price: £179 £229 £279 £439

Performance

With my trusted J-Jelly on hand, it was time for some fun. Choosing the size to enjoy was not a hard choice for me. Due to the girth, I decided to stick with the small as I do not believe I could take the medium. I will say that it was the best option for me.

Image showing the glans and the different sized balls
Rodneys Plonker starts off easy to insert and then you get the stretch, I love his balls.

It was easy to slide the head inside but more of a challenge to take the entire width of the widening shaft. As I move further down the shaft, the width stretches me nicely.

Although the shaft is reasonably smooth, there are some very lovely veins. My favourite is the dorsal ridge that runs the entire length. I found that this ridge rubbed me in all the right places to have me squirming nicely.

Rodney's Plonker has a great set of balls which gives me something easy to hold onto.

I was surprised by the weight of this dildo. The small is still within the weight limit of my fucking machine. Once fitted to my vac-u-lock adaptor arm, I enjoyed the ride with the help of my fucking machine.

The fact that Rodney's Plonker has a vac-u-lock compatible hole in the base gives you so much choice on how to play. I decided to enjoy using it by hand and on a fucking machine.

Image showing the vac-u-lock compatible hole and the included suction cup adaptor
Having a vac-u-lock compatible hole in the base and a JTT designed suction cup adaptor increases your play options.

You can also use it with the vac-u-lock compatible suction cup that John Thomas Toys send with every compatible dildo. Plus, it will work well with a harness, but I will say that if you use one of the larger sizes, you may need to use a back brace due to the weight.


Check Out My Review Video On Youtube

Check out my unboxing video on Youtube


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Key Features

Key features:

  • Made from body-safe platinum cure silicone.
  • Four sizes and two firmness ratings.
  • Vac-u-lock compatible.
  • Fusion colour scheme with multiple colour options available.
  • JTT lifetime guarantee.
  • They're big, really big. Did I mention they're big?

I would recommend it to:

  • Anyone who likes a realistically shaped dildo.
  • Anyone who enjoys a stretch.
  • Anyone who enjoys fun themed dildos.

I wouldn't recommend it to:

  • Anyone who wants a thin shaft.
  • Anyone who wants lots of texture, ribs and bumps.

Conclusion

Image showing that amazing shaft that really stretches you openI love the stretch that I got when using Rodney's Plonker.

If you enjoy being really full and stretched, I recommend checking out Rodney's Plonker at John Thomas Toys. It is definitely one of the widest sex toys that I have taken and I can honestly say I know know what a Christmas turkey feels like as it is being stuffed.

Before buying any dildo from JTT, I cannot stress strongly enough how important it is to check the sizes.

They provide very accurate measurements of each size available. In fact, I can say hand on heart that they are the best for providing that sort of information.

I was sent these Rodney's Plonker Stretchers by John Thomas Toys and I would like to thank them for giving me the opportunity to review it for them.

Joanne's rating

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Image showing the size of these dildos witha 2 litre pop bottle for reference
Rodneys Plonker is huge, right I'm off to sit on a bag of ice LOL.

Where Can I Get One From?

John Thomas Toys

Grab one of these superb silicone stretchers from John Thomas Toys and see why Rodney was always so popular. It is another fantastic design and I look forward to seeing what they create next.

Check out the other colours over at John Thomas Toys, and grab one with prices starting at £179 but with the current sale going on you can grab one from £71.60. Don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi".



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Additional Info

  • Overall Rating: 9.4
Published in Dildos
Joanne Summers

Sex Blogger, reviewer, dildo afficianado, kinky quimsticking, electrosex loving mum.

I've been reviewing sex toys and adult products for the last seven years and I love doing what I do. Recently I have been designing my own range of e-stim electrodes.

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