John Thomas Toys EL PRESIDENTE Platinum Silicone Dildo Review

Written by  May 19, 2023

El Presidente, not known for his length but he's certainly filling

So, here we go with another new release from John Thomas Toys. This time, my pussy was put to the test by El Presidente with its rather unusual base shape.

I had no idea what the dildo would look when I agreed to review it until after it arrived, as it wasn't even listed on the JTT website at the time. This meant it was a little like opening boxes of presents without the pretty wrapping or bows.

"Although shorter than most of my other dildos, he makes up for it in his girth. To say he is a stretch is an understatement, but that is what makes it so special; he will give your holes a real workout."

Joanne

As six designs arrived simultaneously, I was spoilt for choice, so I decided to play a kind of lucky dip, so the first box opened was the first to be played with. As the boxes are very discreet, I had no idea what was inside until I opened each one.

So without further ado, let me tell you about my experience with El Presidente.

Delivery & Packaging

JTT always send out my items very quickly and in plain brown boxes. The box is well sealed, and the delivery label is the only thing on the outside, so its contents or their website aren't mentioned.

The box is filled with packing paper, which I can reuse so it does not go to landfill. Each dildo/stretcher is covered with a robust plastic heat-sealed wrap. The wrap has several stickers, a JTT logo, a softness rating and a reminder to wash your toy before use.

Image showing all four sizes of El Presidente in their shrink wrapping
I was sent all four sizes of El Presidente and the small one is the only one I'd dream of tacking LOL.

I like this minimalistic approach as it is good for the environment.

With your order, you will also find a branded storage bag and a vac-u-lock compatible suction cup adaptor.

I have never had a problem with a delivery from JTT. Their packaging is very secure and discreet, which is good to know if you are sitting on the fence about placing an order.


Check Out Our Unboxing Video On Youtube

Check out my unboxing video on Youtube


Materials and design

Image showing the vein detailsLike all of the JTT range of insertables, El Presidente is made with platinum-grade silicone. A body-safe, non-porous, PVC, latex, and phlathate free material. Silicone is a fantastic material for internal play for these reasons.

It is an excellent material for temperature play too. Just chill or warm your dildo in a bowl of water, and you can completely change how it feels.

JTT uses copper moulds to create El Presidente. Whilst this is a more expensive manufacturing process, it ensures that every dildo produced will be exactly the same as the orignal design, as the moulds don't deteriorate over time.

The silicone colour is made by using a hand-pouring technique called fusion. The finished effect looks fantastic and produces a truly unique colour finish. So no dildo has the same colour effect. I was sent the pink and white mix, but JTT offers another three colour options to choose from.

I was sent the soft firmness rating, which is slightly squishier than the medium firmness rating. So depending on your preference, you have two options. I like it as it makes is easier for me to squeeze the toy when playing.

El Presidente is a strange looking dildo/stretcher. A small stubby cock with the foreskin entirely forward. It is quite an unusual design. The stubby shaft is mainly smooth, with a few veins to increase the sensations as you thrust with it or ride it.

I like its description on the JTT website - "This South American dictator always gets his way in politics as well as in the bedroom; he's in control, and don't forget it! Viva El Presidente."

The dildo/stretcher may be short, but it makes up for it by being nice, thick, and chunky. The shaft bends forward, with a wide top narrowing slightly under the glans before expanding again. It is a lovely girthy toy ideal for anal or vaginal stretching.

Image showing square base and vac-u-lock adaptor
It is unusual to have a dildo with a square base and I like it. I also like the vac-u-lock compatible hole and suction cup adaptor included.

El Presidente is the first dildo/stretcher with a square base I have seen. It was designed this way as JTT received many requests for one. The base helps hold up the dildo and looks good too. The base has both the JTT website address and their logo. Underneath is a vac-u-lock compatible hole in the base.

You will receive a free vac-u-lock compatible suction cup holder with your El Presidente. These work brilliantly on a clean, smooth surface, holding it in place well and is perfect if you fancy riding it.

JTT also provide a free faux velvet storage bag with every purchase. There are a variety of sizes JTT will send you the size that will fit the dildo purchased. These drawstring bags are great for discreet (apart from the logo) storage and keeping your toy dust and lint-free between play sessions.

Performance

Due to the girth of El Presidente, I decided to open and wash the small one to play with. The shape of the tip makes pushing it inside slightly easier. With plenty of water-based lube, I was able to take him and enjoy it.

The tip is still chunky and gives a nice stretch. The shape narrows very slightly under the glans but soon widens again. This toy is designed to stretch, so check out those sizes on the JTT website.

* SMALL MEDIUM LARGE X LARGE
Length: 7"/17.78cm 9"/22.86cm 11"/27.94cm 13"/33.02cm
Circumference (top of shaft): 6.49"/16.5cm 8.66"/22cm 10.43"/26.5cm 12.59"/32cm
Circumference (middle of shaft): 6.69"/17cm 8.85"/22.5cm 11.02"/28cm 13.38"/34cm
Circumference (bottom of shaft): 6.69"/17cm 8.85"/22.5cm 11.02"/28cm 13.38"/34cm
Diameter (base): 2.95"/7.5cm 4.13"/10.5cm 4.92"/12.5cm 6.10"/15.5cm
Weight: 0.380kg (*variable) 0.962kg (*variable) 1.895kg (*variable) 3.305kg (*variable)
Price: £94 £164 £214 £264

A few veins are on the shaft, but most of the shaft is smooth. While I enjoy the feel of the few veins, I like the stretch and shape more. El Presidente is a very filling dildo that feels amazing once you get it inside.

Image showing the stickers on the packagingThe angle on the head means that as I slide the head in, it rubs nicely against my G-spot. Then the girth stretches and fills me very well. The feel of it pushing against my walls is sublime. As a self-confessed size queen, I knew I would enjoy El Presidente from the moment I started lubing him up.

Although I usually would go for the medium size, I was glad I chose the small. Would the medium have felt as comfortable? I doubt I could have taken the medium, so selecting the small was a good call.

The softness gave me enough squish to feel more comfortable when I squeezed down as I was coming. Saying that it is not super soft, so it maintains its shape and size well.

The square base makes a great handhold. So that I could enjoy the entire length and still hold onto the base. The base would also work well if you are using El Presidente anally. It would act as a stop to prevent it from going too deep.

El Presidente also works really well on a fucking machine, strap-on or the suction cup provided. This is because the shape and size mean it is not floppy.

I needed a fair amount of lube and worked slowly until I had adjusted better to the size. It did not take too long before I was coming and squeezing El Presidente out with the force of my contractions, which felt incredible.

Because it is a mainly smooth dildo/stretcher, cleaning is straightforward. I needed to use cotton to clean the little hole at the tip, though. I hand-wash my toys, but because this is silicone, you can put it in the dishwasher.

If you enjoy temperature play, then silicone material can be great fun. Just warm it up or cool it down in a bowl of water at a safe temperature before savouring just how different it feels, providing additional stimulus.

Once completely dry, place it into the JTT storage bag with the vac-u-lock suction cup holder ready for next time. I like the drawstring storage bags that you get with every JTT dildo or stretcher; they have a range of sizes available and will send one suited for the dildo you have bought.

Have you ever fancied having your holes stretched by a South American Dictator? Me neither but this dildo from @JohnThomasToys is really tempting me to give it a go. Click to Tweet

Check Out Our Review Video On Youtube

Check out my review video on Youtube


Image showing all four sizes next to a 2l drink bottle for scale
El Presidente is a wide boy, albeit and stumpy one and yes, that is a 2 litre soft drinks bottle for scale.

Key Features

Image showing my silly sense of humour with some googly eyes stuck to El PresidenteKey features:

  • Platinum grade silicone.
  • Short and stubby.
  • Vac-u-lock compatible
  • Square base.
  • Slightly angled head.
  • Four size choices.
  • Four colour choices.
  • Two firmness ratings.

I would recommend it to:

  • Anyone who wants a stretcher.
  • Anyone who enjoys wide-girth dildos.
  • Anyone who likes smooth dildos.

I wouldn't recommend it to:

  • Anyone who wants lots of ridges and bumps.
  • Anyone who wants a long dildo.
  • Anyone who wants a thin dildos.

Final Thoughts

I certainly enjoyed play time with El Presidente. He was a pleasure to spend time with ;-)

Although shorter than most of my other dildos, he makes up for it in his girth. To say he is a stretch is an understatement, but that is what makes it so special; he will give your holes a real workout.

I can never emphasize enough how important it is to check the full measurements on the JTT website before you buy.

When I saw his stumpy stature, I laughed as it stirred up memories of the Stormy Daniels case and her vivid description of a certain appendage.

So, JTT can we get an extra, exra small version in the colour of "spray tan", please. Oh, and sorry for the googly eyes in the pic above, I just couldn't resist myself.

I was sent these silicone stretchers by John Thomas Toys and I would like to thank them for giving me the opportunity to review it for them.

Joanne's rating

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Where Can I Get One From?

John Thomas Toys

Grab one of these fantastic silicone stretcher dildos trainers direct from John Thomas Toys, with prices starting at just £94. You can even pay in installments which helps to spread the costs as well as your ring piece. At the time of publication onf this review John Thomas Toys are having a 60% off sale so grab a bargain while you can.

Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi".



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Additional Info

  • Overall Rating: 9.0
Published in Dildos, Butt Plugs
Joanne Summers

Sex Blogger, reviewer, dildo afficianado, kinky quimsticking, electrosex loving mum.

I've been reviewing sex toys and adult products for the last seven years and I love doing what I do. Recently I have been designing my own range of e-stim electrodes.

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