Uncle Bob Silicone Dildo From John Thomas Toys

Written by  Nov 27, 2023

Uncle Bob certainly knows how to please

John Thomas Toys (JTT for short) asked if they could send me another batch of their latest products. How could I say no?

JTT produces some stunning designs, and the sizes are out of this world. I like the variety they have on offer. The quality is excellent, and they use platinum-grade silicone for all their items.

"The feel of him stretching and rubbing against my wet walls the faster I plunged him in and out was mindblowing. I could take his full length as I played with the small size. With the tip hitting my cervix, I enjoyed the feel of his balls on my clit. It did not take long before I was enjoying a toe-curling orgasm."

Joanne

I also like that they use minimal packaging (less waste). They are also kind enough to provide strong storage bags and a vac-u-lock compatible suction cup holder with relevant items. Put all this together with each item's detailed weight and measurements. Let us not forget the lifetime guarantee. It shows that they care about their customers.

John Thomas Toys sent me several boxes simultaneously. This review is for the Uncle Bob dildo.

Delivery & Packaging

JTT ships their products with plain, robust cardboard packaging. The only thing on the box is the shipping label. The label is also discreet, with no mention of the JTT website.

Inside the box is packed with brown packing paper. The paper helps to prevent the moving of the contents while in transit.

Each dildo is covered in a transparent heat-sealed film. Minimal packaging reduces the amount going to landfills. Which is a definite plus when buying from JTT. On each wrapper are several stickers: one to remind you to wash the dildo before use, a JTT logo sticker, plus a sticker to state which firmness rating the dildo is.

JTT also sent me a free vac-u-lock compatible suction cup holder for each dildo. JTT send these suction cup holders out for free with every compatible dildo purchased.

JTT also sent me a faux velvet branded storage bag for each dildo. They have a variety of sizes, and they sent me the sizes to fit each Uncle Bob I received.

Image showing all four sizes of Uncle Bob
I received all four sizes and Uncle Bob is a chunk boy.


Check Out Our Unboxing Video On Youtube

Check out my unboxing video on Youtube


Materials and design

JTT uses copper moulds to manufacture their products. This is a more expensive option than most other manufacturers use. This method ensures that every dildo that is made in that mould will be precisely the same as the ones before. This means that you know that you will receive the exact features that the designer planned.

Uncle Bob is made with a platinum-grade silicone. It is the perfect material for insertable toys. This is because it is Phthalate, Latex and PVC free. Making it body-safe, hypoallergenic and non-porous. Silicone is also a more robust material than some cheaper materials. This means that as long as you look after your dildo, it can pleasure you for years.

Uncle Bob is a big guy with a lovely wide girth and many nice veins. The balls on Uncle Bob are absolutely massive. This helps it stand up independently, but you can also bounce on them when taking the full length.

Image showing the girth and veins on Uncle Bob
Uncle Bob has lots of lovely vein texture and a very pronounced coronal ridge.

Uncle Bob is a realistic dildo with a stocky cock designed to fill you up nicely. He has a prominent glans ridge and some wonderful looking veins. He has a slightly curved shaft that widens from under the glans.

Uncle Bob has a huge set of balls. The JTT logo is on one side of the base, and the name is on the other. Under the base is a vac-u-lock compatible hole.

With an option of two firmness ratings and four colours, it makes it easier for you to find the right fit for you. I was sent all four sizes in a very light yellow with the soft firmness rating.

Together with each dildo, I received a JTT vac-u-lock compatible suction cup holder. I also received a JTT faux velvet storage bag, a different size for each dildo.

Image showing the vac-u-lock compatible cuption cup holder
I love dildos that are vac-u-lock compatable, it makes them ideal for sex machines and strap on play.

The faux velvet storage bags are made with a thick, robust material and draw-string closure. They are black bags with white print on one side. The white print is the JTT logo and name.

The vac-u-lock compatible suction cup holder is black and manufactured by JTT. The suction cup is reasonably rigid. The spines are rounded and not sharp. It is designed to hold but is less likely to rip when removed.

Performance

Image showing the very pronounced coronal ridgeUncle Bob is an impressive-looking dildo. I did not wait long after the unpacking video before I enjoyed my first playtime with Uncle Bob. Due to his wide girth, I opted to play with the small instead of my usual medium choice.

After thoroughly washing the dildo, I did not even wait for it to dry. I lay back in a comfortable position and started to play with myself to get ready to take the girth in front of me. Slowly rubbing some water-based lube onto my clit, I enjoyed the feel and anticipation.

As soon as I felt how wet my pussy was, I wiped water-based lube over Uncle Bob. Once he was all lubed up, I brought his tip to my pussy. I began by rubbing his tip against my entrance and then slowly pushing him inside. I enjoyed the feel of him pushing through my pussy lips and he immediately started to stretch my walls.

I could feel the prominent ridge of his glans rubbing against my walls the further he sank inside me. The shape and girth felt amazing as I moved him in and out slowly, to begin with. As he sank deep, I could also enjoy the feel of the veins.

The feel of him stretching and rubbing against my wet walls the faster I plunged him in and out was mindblowing. I could take his full length as I played with the small size. With the tip hitting my cervix, I enjoyed the feel of his balls on my clit. It did not take long before I was enjoying a toe-curling orgasm.

I also had some sessions with Uncle Bob on my fucking machine. The dildo is not a floppy design, so I found it easy to use on the machine, and I thoroughly enjoyed the ease and variety of speed I could have this way. I needed to ensure he was well-lubed, especially at the beginning.

I thoroughly enjoyed my play sessions with my good old Uncle Bob, and I am very impressed with his stamina as he is always ready to go.

It is essential that you check out the measurements on the JTT website before you buy from them. None of their designs are a standard size, and each design can vary in size drastically from one another.

* SMALL MEDIUM LARGE X LARGE
Overall Height: 8"/20.32cm 10"/25.4cm 12"/30.48cm 14"/35.56cm
Insertable Length: 6"/15.24m 7"/17.78cm 9"/22.86cm 10"/25.4cm
Circumference (under penis head): 5.9"/15cm 7.48"/19cm 8.85"/22.5cm 10.23"/26cm
Circumference (middle of shaft): 6.69"/17cm 8.26"/21cm 9.84"/25cm 11.81"/30cm
Circumference (bottom of shaft): 7.06"/18cm 9.05"/23cm 11.02"/28cm 12.59"/32cm
Circumference (testicles): 14.56"/37cm 18.11"/46cm 21.65"/55cm 25.59"/65cm
Weight: 0.77kg (*variable) 1.48kg (*variable) 2.52kg(*variable) 4.09kg (*variable)
Price: £199 £299 £349 £399

Uncle Bob is straightforward to clean. I like to clean him in a steamy bath of hot, soapy water. But you can place him in the dishwasher. You do need to ensure that any goo caught under the ridge of the glans is removed.

Once clean, I prefer leaving him to air dry. I sit him on some kitchen roll to catch any water drops. Once completely dry, I put him back inside his faux velvet storage bag, ready for our next date.

The faux velvet storage bag JTT provided fits him well. It is also a great way to keep any dust and dirt from him between sessions. The bag is strong enough to hold the weight securely.

The vac-u-lock suction cup holder supports the weight very well. It may be best to use it upright for the larger sizes. I say this because the suction on a clean, smooth surface like a bathroom tile is strong. However, the weight of the larger sizes may cause it to slide down.


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Check out my review video on Youtube


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Key Features

Key features:

  • Platinum-grade silicone.
  • There are four sizes to choose from.
  • Two firmness ratings to choose from.
  • Vac-u-lock compatible, and it comes with a free suction cup adaptor.
  • Four colour options.
  • Wide girth.
  • Large Balls.
  • Realistic design.

I would recommend it to:

  • Anyone who wants a realistic dildo.
  • Anyone who likes a wide girth.
  • Anyone who likes large balls.
  • Anyone who likes a prominent glans ridge.

I wouldn't recommend it to:

  • Anyone who wants a narrow shaft.
  • Anyone who wants fantasy dildos.
  • Anyone who wants a smooth design.

Image showing the glans on Uncle Bob
By far the best feature on Uncle Bob is the deliciously well defined coronal ridge that feels incredible as you thrust the dildo.

Final Thoughts

Uncle Bob is now my favourite uncle ;-) He is definitely a joy to share my time with. I thoroughly enjoyed the feel of the stocky girth and pronounced glans ridge and veins.

I enjoyed playing with the small as the other sizes were just a little too big for me. But with four sizes, there is a good selection of options to choose from.

The good quality silicone makes it safe to use both vaginally and anally. You can even boil wash him to sterilise him if needed.

The vac-u-lock compatible hole gives more options for play. You can enjoy using him with a strap-on, machine or by hand. The choice is all yours.

I was sent these four Uncle Bob silicone dildos by John Thomas Toys and I would like to thank them for giving me the opportunity to review it for them.

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Where Can I Get One From?

John Thomas Toys

Grab one of these superb silicone Uncle Bob dildos direct from John Thomas Toys, with prices starting at £199 for the smallest one. At the time of publishing this review, John Thomas Toys are having a sale and offering 60% off on all of their toys so check theem out and grab a bargain.

Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi".



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Additional Info

  • Overall Rating: 9.2
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Joanne Summers

Sex Blogger, reviewer, dildo afficianado, kinky quimsticking, electrosex loving mum.

I've been reviewing sex toys and adult products for the last seven years and I love doing what I do. Recently I have been designing my own range of e-stim electrodes.

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