Alastair's Penis From John Thomas Toys

Delivery & Packaging

JTT has always delivered my packages promptly and in strong discrete boxes. This time was no different. I appreciate this, as I do not have to worry about the delivery person knowing the vast amount of silicone cock inside the box.

The dildos are packaged with paper to stop them from moving in transit inside the plain cardboard box. Each dildo is wrapped in a strong, clear heat sealed film to seal it. The film has several stickers, one to let you know it is an original JTT product and one with the firmness rating.

Also inside the box were four storage bags inside a single black carrier bag. Plus, four vac-u-lock compatible suction cup holders. If you only order one dildo, you will receive one storage bag and a vac-u-lock compatible suction cup mount.

I am always delighted when John Thomas Toys send me all four sizes to enjoy and compare.

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Materials and design

Alastair's Penis is another very impressive dildo. I find it very interesting to hear it was designed by Alison, a junior designer at JTT. She has done an excellent job relying on either a good memory or great imagination.

I love the fact that Alastrais cock is uncut, I wish there were more dildos with this part of anatomy intact.

I am really excited to have had the chance to get to know this dildo, it is brand new and a worthy addition to the JTT range of dildos. It is availale in four distinct colours, four sizes and two hardness ratings giving you a huge range of options to choose from.

I always relish trying out new John Thomas Toys insertables and this year they are bringing out a lot of new designs to compliment their existing range.

I love this colour option but there are three others to choose from.

Alastair's Penis is made from medical-grade silicone, which JTT uses to make all their other unique creations. This is an excellent insertable material, body-safe, hypoallergenic, PVC, Latex and Phthalate free. Silicone is also a more robust material than some others on the market. This is my favourite material for insertable toys as it is also non-porous. I cannot stress just how important it is to select insertables that use high-quality body-safe materials.

JTT use copper moulds to produce all their unique creations. This is a more expensive option for production but a great way to ensure the design stays true throughout. This process ensures that every dildo that comes out of the mould will have precisely the same features as the original one used to create the mould.

Alastair's Penis has a straight shaft with a partially pulled-back foreskin and a realistic shape. A simple yet beautiful-looking dildo, it elicits all sorts of naughty thoughts when I hold it in my hand.

Have I already mentioned that I just love uncut dildos? I love the way that the foreskin is half retracted on this dildo.

It features a strap wrapped around the balls and the base of the shaft, which features some little spikes. These add a lovely finishing touch to the whole look, giving this dildo a look that is very pleasing to the eye.

Alastair's Penis has a vac-u-lock compatible hole in the base. This gives you many more options for playing with this dildo, from mounting it to a strap-on harness or fucking machines to simply using the included vac-u-lock compatible suction cup adaptor.

I received the soft firmness rating, but you can choose the slightly firmer medium firmness option if you want something with less squish.

JTT also send out a free vac-u-lock compatible suction cup holder with every dildo. These work wonderfully on clean, flat, smooth surfaces like tiles or the bath.

These suction cup adaptors make riding Alastair's Penis relatively easy, with lots of lube of course.

You also receive a JTT faux velvet storage bag that will fit the size dildo you purchase. These black faux velvet storage bags have the JTT logo and name printed in white on one side. The material is robust, and with a drawstring, it will keep your dildo clean and dust free between play sessions.

Performance

Alastair's Penis has some lovely texture around the foreskin. The rounded tip of the head makes a smooth tip for insertion. The pulled-back foreskin gives a little more girth. Providing a lovely stretch before narrowing slightly to the smooth straight shaft.

If you're lucky enough to take the entire length, you can enjoy the feel of the balls and the cock strap. There is a centre spike on the strap that feels great when rubbed against my clit.

With a lovely set of big balls giving a great hand-hold, I thrust with it as hard and fast as I wanted.

Check out thie sizes closerly, as even the small is very filling indeed.

The silicone mix gives a smooth finish, making it glide nicely against my skin with just a little water-based lube. The soft firmness rating means that it has a little squish making it comfortable to use. Alastair's Penis is also reasonably flexible, so I could enjoy playing in various positions.

With some water-based lube, I really enjoyed the feel of Alastair's Penis plunging into my depths. The sensations were smooth and extremely enjoyable, with the beautiful stretch from the head and the smooth sides of the shaft.

I love clamping down on toys as I orgasm. This dildo has an excellent level of squish that really is a pussy pleaser when I bring myself over the edge into a toe-curling orgasm.

The vac-u-lock compatibility meant that I could fully enjoy this dildo on a fucking machine. Even though I was sent the soft firmness rating, which provides a nice little bit of squish. It is still firm enough to hold up well on a fucking machine.

You also have the option of the vac-u-lock compatible suction cup. The one supplied is designed by JTT and works excellently on clean, smooth flat surfaces like tiles or a bath. It even works well with the XL size, but I recommend using it to hold this size upright as the weight may make it slide down the surface. You could also enjoy it with a strap-on etc.

Just to highlight how big these are, the medium is almost as big as a 2l soda bottle. You can see why I only unwrapped the small now.

Silicone is an excellent material to enjoy temperature play with. The robust material makes it easy to warm or cool to enjoy.

Alastair's Penis is very easy to clean after play. You can put him in the dishwasher to make it even easier. I like to use hot water and antibacterial soap. I leave mine to stand to air dry so that it does not get covered in dust or fluff.

Once it is fully dry, I tuck it to bed in the faux velvet storage bag supplied by JTT. These bags look great and are strong enough to hold even the weight of the XL. I also like to store the vac-u-lock compatible suction holder in the bag with the dildo.

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Key Features

Key features:

• Lifetime Guarantee.
• Four sizes to choose from.
• Four different colour options to choose from.
• Two firmness ratings to choose from.
• Smooth shaft.
• Partly withdrawn foreskin.
• Made from body-safe silicone.
• Large balls.
• Realistic look
• Vac-u-lock hole in the base and it comes with a suction cup adaptor.

I would recommend it to:

• Anyone who wants a realistic dildo.
• Anyone who wants a smooth shaft.

I wouldn't recommend it to:

• Anyone who wants a fantasy look.
• Anyone who wants lots of lumps or bumps.

A size Queen's dream come true, Alastair's Penis is larger than life but oh so much fun to play with.

Final Thoughts

Alastair's Penis is a great dildo to play with. The smooth shaft makes the glide in and out feel great. The pulled-back foreskin provides a lovely stretch and feels terrific rubbing against my internal walls.

In fact, I love that this dildo has a semi-retracted foreskin; I wish more dildo designs would include a foreskin.

I love the silicone blend that JTT use and the soft has a fantastic amount of give when I clamp down on it. With lots of lube, it feels amazing inside me. The quality of their silicone is fantastic and they even provide a lifetime guarantee for your peace of mind.

I was sent these four dildos by John Thomas Toys and I would like to thank them for giving me the opportunity to review it for them.

Joanne's rating

Where Can I Get One From?

Grab one of these fantastic dildos direct from John Thomas Toys, with prices starting from £109. At the time of publication of this review they are having a huge sale so take advantage of their special offers and grab a bargain.

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