John Thomas HORNY Platinum Silicone Stretcher Review

Delivery & Packaging

I didn't have to wait long before my John Thomas Toys delivery arrived. The large, robust box was plain as usual, so no one would know what silicone delights lay inside. I always feel sorry for the postie when these boxes arrive, as they are incredibly heavy. JTT don't scrimp on the silicone content of their toys.

Inside the box, the dildos are packaged between packing paper, which securely holds them in place while in transit. Each dildo is wrapped in a clear, strong, heat-sealed plastic, keeping them fluff and dust free until arriving with their new owner. I appreciate the lack of wasteful packaging. Each dildo film has a sticker to let you know the firmness rating.

I was so lucky to receive all four sizes of the Horny stretcher.

I received all four sizes of the Horny Stretcher. I really am that lucky.

I also received a small black JTT branded plastic carrier bag. Inside was all four sizes of storage bag, one for each dildo. JTT also supplied a vac-u-lock compatible suction cup with each dildo when you order one from them.

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Materials and design

John Thomas Toys use medical-grade silicone to make Horny. Silicone is an excellent material for insertable toys because it is both body-safe and PVC and phthalate free. It is also non-porous and hypo-allergenic. It is my go-to material for insertables, and the JTT blends are really lovely.

Horny has been produced using a copper mould. This is a much more expensive process, but it ensures that every item made out of that mould will have precisely the same features.

Each is unique though, in terms of the mixed colours. That is because JTT us a hand-pouring technique called fusion. Even using the same colours, mixing them as they pour the silicone into the moulds makes a unique colour every time. With four colours to choose from, there is a good choice. I was sent the black and red colour mix. I love the marbling effect this method produces, and I notice lovely little details every time I use them.

Horny lives up to its name and does look like a slightly curved horn, although it is not a smooth design. Horny features lots of lovely ridges, so you can enjoy marvellous sensations with this great-looking dildo. As you move down from the fine tip, each ridge gets bigger. Providing an incredible stretch as you take more of this great-looking dildo.

The base has the JTT logo on one side and the website address on the other. When you look at the bottom of Horny, you see that it has a vac-u-lock compatible hole - bonus.

The vac-u-lock compatible hole enables you to use Horny with a fucking machine, a strap-on or with the suction cup that JTT provide free with the dildo. This gives some fun options to enjoy.

The suction cup adaptor and vac-u-lock compatible hole in the base of the Horny are fantastic.

The suction cup is JTT's own design. I prefer this option to other options as the ridges are less sharp and less likely to rip the dildo as you remove it. One tip for vac-u-lock attachments is to put some corn starch into the hole before inserting the adaptor. This makes removing it much easier after play, reducing the chances of any damage to your toy.

JTT also provide a faux velvet storage bag with every dildo. They will provide the right size for the dildo you buy. These bags look stylish with the black faux velvet and the white printed JTT name and logo on one side. They are perfect for storing your stretcher away from dust and lint before it is time to enjoy it again.

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Performance

Horny is not just a great-looking dildo; it also feels fantastic when you play with it. The curves give a great sensation, especially when I twist it while thrusting it in and out.

The tip makes insertion very easy, and I could feel every ridge as I inserted more and more of Horny. I loved the stretch as I moved down the dildo. Horny is the perfect name for this toy, though, as that is precisely its effect on me, LOL.

The curvy shape of the Horny stretcher makes it so much fun to ride.

I always add a small amount of water-based lube to insertables to ensure that the silicone slides in easily. Allowing me to enjoy the full stretch that Horny provides in abundance. This toy produces fantastic sensations and a delightful stretch as you take more and more of it.

The soft firmness rating I received has just a nice amount of squish to enjoy without feeling uncomfortable or floppy. JTT gives you two firmness ratings to choose from, so if you want something firmer, try the medium firmness.

I was lucky to have four sizes to choose from. I decided to enjoy the medium size. I can never stress this enough. Always check the size measurements on the JTT website before you buy to avoid disappointment.

Nothing is more frustrating than buying a dildo that is too small or too large for you to enjoy. JTT give an extensive set of measurements for every dildo, so please check before buying.

Yes, that is a 2 litre soft drinks bottle for scale. Horny is a big boy.

The shape of Horny enables it to rub against my walls and the tip to hit my g-spot just right. Twisting the dildo inside my pussy gives a whole set of new sensations. As I move it in and out, the feeling of those ridges has my toes curling.

I also thoroughly enjoyed playing with Horny on my fucking machine. Even though I have the soft version, it is flexible but not floppy, so it works very well on a fucking machine.

Anal play with Horny will be a lot of fun if you want one for backdoor play. Those ridges will produce some delightful sensations as they stretch you more and more.

Once playtime is over, cleaning horny is very simple. I like to use hot soapy water using an anti-bacterial soap. You could place Horny in the dishwasher to make it even easier.

I like to air-dry my dildo thoroughly before placing it into the storage bag for safekeeping.

The nicely rounded tip helps with the initial insertion and the ever increasing girth is lots of fun to feel.

Silicone is a fantastic material, and temperature pay can be a lot of fun, so why not try leaving Horny in a bowl or warm or cool water before your play session. The temperature differences create some delightful sensations.

Key Features

Key features:

• Made with medical-grade silicone.
• Curvy design.
• Lots of ridges.
• Gradually expanding shaft
• Vac-u-lock compatible.
• Made using copper moulds.
• Four sizes available.
• Two firmness ratinsg available.

I would recommend it to:

• Anyone who wants an expanding shaft.
• Anyone who enjoys fantasy dildos.
• Anyone who wants ridges to enjoy.
• Anyone who likes their toys to be body-safe.

I wouldn't recommend it to:

• Someone who wants a straight shaft.
• Anyone who wants a realistic dildo.

Final Thoughts

A fun and well-proportioned stretcher. Horny not only looks fantastic but feels fantastic too.

The ridges are a delight, and the curve allows me to target where I have the most sensations.

John Thomas Toys have once again come up with a fun design that is so much fun to use.

Stretch play can be very addictive, and the sensation of being so full that you feel like you are about to split in half is hard to explain, but needless to say, I love it.

I am looking forward to what they come up with next.

I was sent these Horny stretchers by John Thomas Toys and I would like to thank them for giving me the opportunity to review it for them.

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Where Can I Get One From?

Grab one of these fantastic stretchers direct from John Thomas Toys, with prices starting from £159. At the time of publication of this review they are having a huge sale so take advantage of their special offers and grab a bargain.

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