John Thomas Toys The Dick Head Stretcher Review

Written by  Oct 17, 2020

Meet the Dick Head, we all know one, and now you can ride one

I always love it when I hear that I am being sent a new toy to review. So when I was told that I would shortly be receiving a set of John Thomas Toys latest additions I could not wait.

With a name like "Dick Head" I just knew that this was going to be a fun one and I was right.

"If you are lucky enough, (or determined enough) to get past the head, you feel the ridge of the glans, then get to enjoy the ridges and bumps of the pulled back foreskin."

Joanne

This novel toy is a stretcher, designed to help you achieve the goal of taking bigger toys and for a size queen like me, it is perfect.

So, grab some popcorn and let me tell you all about my stretching fun with the Dick Head.

Delivery & Packaging

As usual, these dildos arrived well packaged in a plain box. I always feel sorry for the delivery driver when he brings it to my door. Thankfully the dildos came in a sturdy, well-taped box. So I didn't need to worry about the box coming open while on its journey.

Inside the box, the dildos were packed in with brown paper, and I also received a faux velvet storage bag for each dildo inside a branded small plastic carrier bag. The box also held the John Thomas Toys own design of suction cup vac-u-lock compatible attachments.

Image showing all four sizes of the Dick Head Stretcher
All four sizes of the Dick Head are an impressive sight with immense girth to even the small one

On diving into the box, I was excited to see the newest addition to the John Thomas Toys product range, the Dick Head.

Each dildo was individually packaged in clear shrink wrap, and included on the wrap was the JTT gold foil sticker and another sticker to remind you to wash the toy before use. Something that we should all do before inserting a new toy, not because it is dirty but because it will probably still have residue from the release agents used in the moulds.

The faux velvet drawstring storage bags look great with the white branding, and I do like the small branded bags these are packaged in too. The bags are sized to easily fit the dildo it comes with.

You also get a free vac-u-lock suction cup adapter with every dildo purchased. The small one was the original size and worked well. But the largest one provides a much larger surface area for the suction cup, meaning that they are excellent for the large and extra-large sized dildos.

Image showing the amazing colurs on the Dick Head Stretcher
The colour scheme of these stretchers is sublime

Materials and design

I was stunned by the detail put into the design of this toy. At first glance, you may think that there is not much to a Dick Head, but then you take a closer look. The lines you can see in the picture are actually grooves, giving an excellent feel to the head. As you move down the toy, you get a lovely flared glans. Which then leads on to the pulled back foreskin, giving you some great ridges to enjoy. That is if you can get that far down.

I usually think that it would be a challenge to get the whole length of the toy inside you. With Dick Head, it is because of the girth of the dildo. This dildo from John Thomas Toys is a stretcher, and it certainly does the job well.

With the very top being shaped to make initial entry easy, it then widens the width all the way down.

The colour is made using a hand pouring technique called fusion, which gives a slightly different colour on every dildo. The copper moulds ensure that every dildo will have precisely the same features no matter how many have been made beforehand. The colour mix method means that every dildo made with this method will have its own unique colour finish. The colour scheme on this one looks amazing but the other one available on the John Thomas Toys website has to be seen to be believed.

Each Dick Head has a vac-u-lock compatible hole in the base. John Thomas Toys even include a free suction cup vac-u-lock attachment with every dildo. These are their own design, and they hold the toy well on a smooth flat surface. With the large size adapters now you can ensure the large and extra-large size toys are going to be fully secured while you play.

Image showing the two different suction cup vac-u-lock adaptors
The Large and XL come with their own larger than life suction cup vac-u-lock adaptor to ensure they stay stable in use

I love the fact that all John Thomas Toys are made from high-quality, platinum grade silicone. This is because I prefer silicone toys as they are body-safe, non-porous, phthalate and latex-free. Another great thing about silicone toys is that if you look after them, they will last a very long time, giving really great value for the money.

John Thomas Toys have so much faith in their toys and materials that they offer a lifetime warranty on all of their toys and products.

With four sizes and two hardness ratings to choose from you can choose one to challenge your holes.

* SMALL MEDIUM LARGE X LARGE
Length: 5.5"/13.97cm 7"/17.78cm 9"/22.86cm 12.5"/31.75cm
Circumference (top of shaft): 6"/15.24cm 8"/20.32cm 10.5"/26.67cm 12"/30.48cm
Circumference (middle of shaft): 7"/17.78cm 9.5"/24.13cm 13"/33.02cm 17.5"/44.45cm
Circumference (base): 8.8"/22.5cm 11.4"/29cm 15.3"/39cm 19.5"/49.53cm
Max Insertable Length: 5"/13.21cm 6.5"/17.01cm 8.5"/21.89cm 12"/30.48cm
Weight: 0.36kg (*variable) 0.77kg (*variable) 1.85kg (*variable) 4.42kg (*variable)
Price: £69.99 £99.99 £169.99 £229.99

Image showing the textures on the glans of the stretcher
The surface textures on the glans are subtle but they feel great in use

The faux velvet storage bags look great with the black colour and the white branding. They are also practical, as they give you a safe storage bag for your toy.

As with all silicone insertable toys you can wash these in the dishwasher, or in warm soapy water, the choice is yours. You can also enjoy some temperature play.

Performance

Now for my favourite part of the review where I get to tell you how I played with the Dick Head from John Thomas Toys.

Usually, I would prefer to play with the medium or large-sized dildo, however, with the girth of these, I preferred the small and medium. This was because I wanted to enjoy the toy, but not necessarily for the full stretch effect.

Image showing the amazing colours on the medium I received
The medium not only felt good but it looks incredible too, those ridges under the glans are amazing

The texture of the silicone together with the grooves and ridges all down the head feels great. The shape of the tip helps for easy insertion before the girth gets larger. As you push more inside you start to feel the stretch, the full feeling does feel incredible, put together with the ridges and grooves, and it is a fun ride.

If you are lucky enough, (or determined enough) to get past the head, you feel the ridge of the glans, then get to enjoy the ridges and bumps of the pulled back foreskin. If you are wanting to take as much of the length as possible, I recommend using it with the suction cup adapter or with a fucking machine.

On the small size, I managed to enjoy dragging the ridge of the foreskin over my clit, the sensations created were epic. It did take quite a bit of water-based lube for me to take that much though.

Image showing the incredible size of the XL
The XL is eye-wateringly large and there is no way I could even attempt to take it LOL

I found it fun to use on the suction cup, as it allowed me to slowly take more of the girth than I managed by hand.

The groves and texture of the silicone give pleasant stimulation on entry and exit, and if you twist it, they are even better. I really enjoy the feel of the ridge of the glans on when pushing in and when pulling out, I felt the pop then the extra stretch.

The Dick Head is exactly that and it has been designed to be the perfect stretcher for any hole it is used on. Check out Joanne's review of this silicone stretcher from @JohnThomasToys. Click to Tweet

Key Features

Key features:

  • 100% body-safe platinum cure silicone
  • Four sizes available
  • Two hardness ratings
  • Hole in the base for vac-u-lock attachment
  • Free - Velvet feel drawstring storage bag
  • Lifetime warranty
  • Free vac-u-lock compatible suction cup adaptor

I would recommend it to:

  • Anyone who prefers larger toys
  • Anyone who wants a vac-u-lock compatible stretcher
  • Anyone who wants a body-safe dildo/stretcher

I wouldn't recommend it to:

  • Anyone who wants a standard dildo


Final Thoughts

True to Dick Head's design, he really does stretch you. You just need to decide which hole you want stretching. Just make sure you have plenty of water-based lube to hand.

If you just enjoy feeling fully stuffed, then you might enjoy the feeling of Dick Head from John Thomas Toys. I certainly enjoyed myself with this guy.

As with all John Thomas Toys, it is essential to check the measurements. You do not want to be disappointed when your order arrives, and it is either larger or smaller than you thought..

Dick Head is ideal if you are looking for the perfect way to stretch yourself, and standard sized toys are no longer working for you.

I was sent these four Dick Head Stretchers by John Thomas Toys and I would like to thank them for giving me the opportunity to review them.

Joanne's rating

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Where Can I Get One From?

Image showing the John Thomas Toys

Grab one of these fantastic body-safe silicone stretchers direct from John Thomas Toys with prices starting at £69.99, and at the time of publication they are having a 70% off Autumn sale so grab one before they sell out.

Check them out, and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi".



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Additional Info

  • Overall Rating: 9.6
Published in Dildos
Joanne Summers

Sex Blogger, Review, Dildo Officianado, Kinky Quimsticking, Electrosex Loving Mum.

I have been reviewing sex toys and adult products for the last five years and I love doing what I do. If you find my reviews and articles interesting please leave a comment for me on them, I love reading feedback about them.

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