Joanne Summers

Joanne Summers

Sex Blogger, Review, Dildo Officianado, Kinky Quimsticking, Electrosex Loving Mum.

I have been reviewing sex toys and adult products for the last five years and I love doing what I do.

If you find my reviews and articles interesting please leave a comment for me on them, I love reading feedback about them. Or alternatively you could Buy Me A Coffee, wink, wink.

All sorts of hurty stingy fun can be had with this "human-prod"

The Stinger from the Doc Johnson Kink Range is something that I have had my eyes on for a while. Having seen it and similar electro play wands used in porn films, I really wanted to put one to the test.

So you can understand how delighted I was when Betty's Toy Box asked if I wanted to review one for them. Yes, I was finally going to get my hands on a cattle prod for humans - woohoo!

"One of the things I really love about The Stinger is the bright flash and loud crack you get when it discharges on someone skin. That alone is enough to have the receiver jumping, and that's without the sting."

Joanne

My submissive, the delightful sub'r' on the other hand, was decidedly not too keen on my reviewing one. This, was of course, because she would be the one on the receiving end of it - for science (honest).

So we awaited its arrival. I couldn't wait, and sub'r' says she could have done with waiting for longer, LOL. So, let me tell you all about The Stinger from Doc Johnson.

Published in BDSM Kit Reviews, E-Stim

You can create one of these penis e-stim protectors for yourself with the design by Ted.io.us

I am delighted to share a design for a shield cup created by the very talented Ted.io.us over on my E-Stim Discord Channel.

What is the ESSC or E-Stim Shield Cup? I am glad you asked; it is a 3D printable cup designed to cover and protect a penis and its attached electrodes while stimming.

It can be worn under clothing to conceal what you are doing. To be honest, it looks impressive in use, as you can see from the picture kindly shared by Ted.io.us.

Published in Blog, DIY E-Stim Equipment

Jute rope play is a sensory delight, use it to tie and tease

As anyone who reads my blog will know, I have a keen interest in anything BDSM related. I suppose that is obvious as I even have my own submissive, the lovely sub'r' who is a delight to Dominate.

I am always keen to try out new BDSM products. I was delighted when Passion Craft Store (PCS) over in Ukraine got in touch with me to ask if I fancied reviewing any of their hand made creations.

"I found that sub'r' got incredibly aroused during our rope play sessions; she adored the added friction and the sensory nature of the rope against her skin."

Joanne

Obviously, I jumped at the chance, and with my delightful submissive at my side, we had a look through the PCS website to see what was on offer.

Settling on three items, PCS agreed to send them to us to review. This review is of their Jute BDSM Shibari Bondage Rope. So let me tell you all about it and PCS.

Published in BDSM Kit Reviews

A luxurious collar and leash set from Sportsheets International

I was delighted when Betty's Toy Box got in touch, asking me if I would be interested in reviewing some of their products.

I jumped at the chance, of course, as I have had my eyes on Betty's Toy Box for years now but never expected them to get in touch as they have their headquarters in Canada (but they ship globally from their warehouses in the USA).

"A collar means different things to different folk. My submissive, the delightful sub'r' loves wearing a collar as for her, it re-enforces her submissive role. Just wearing it is a constant reminder of her place. Wearing a collar is also a huge turn-on for her, and she does look good in one if I do say so myself"

Joanne

As a female-founded store, I love that they focus on sex positivity and body-safe materials, both subjects close to my heart.

They told me that they would be sending me some BDSM related products, and I knew I would have a lot of fun with my submissive, the delightful sub'r' when they arrived. So let me tell you all about the first product: the Saffron Collar and Leash Set by Sportsheets.

Published in BDSM Kit Reviews

Like its namesake, Godzillaz is a primal beast of a ride

John Thomas Toys asked if they could send me another dildo to review. I do love their toys, and I like working with the company as well. With that in mind, of course, I said yes please.

It definitely helped when they said the name was Godzillaz. I was hoping that they would be nice enough to let me review this dildo as it looks incredible.

"On pushing more of Godzillaz inside, I feel the shaft widening's girth, filling me up nicely. The spikes and the frills were adding different sensations to the dildo. John Thomas Toys really have designed a great dildo."

Joanne

The main question was, would it be as good as it looks. I mean, just look at the pics of Godzillaz; that is some eye-watering well-defined texture there. I do like the little comment on the product page on John Thomas Toys website:

"Godzillaz is a real creature feature from the Jurassic age. Boasting spikes, a curved scaled shaft that has lizard like fans, this dong truly is out of this world!"

So let me tell you all about my encounter with Godzillaz.

Published in Dildos

Spank you very much everyone

I have always wanted to own a spanking bench, and my dream has finally come true. In the past, I have been fortunate to have been able to review some fantastic dungeon equipment like the BDSM Pillory Set and also the Goo plate from Lodebrock.

But while they are excellent tools for some very kinky bondage scenes, you can't bind someone over them for spanking play. That is what I enjoy; for me, impact play is a way for me to let my Dominant side free, and of course, my lovely submissive, the delightful sub'r', is only too happy to indulge me in that respect.

Published in Blog

The Colon Snake is both a challenge and a pleasure to use

John Thomas Toys were very concerned that I may get bored while still in lockdown and offered to send me two new dildos. This one, the Colon Snake and their Diablo's Finger Silcione Dildo.

Ok, so now I may need to get a much bigger storage area to hold them all, but I can never seem to say no.

"I have used it several times now, this is one of those sex toys that feels amazing to insert, and the feeling of fulness is hard to describe but highly arousing."

Joanne

I will admit that when John Thomas Toys said they were sending me Colon Snake, I had no idea what to expect. They had not added them to their website before I did my unboxing video. So I was stunned by what I pulled out of the box.

John Thomas Toys produce high-quality dildos of all shapes and sizes. Their designs are always unique and a heck of a lot of fun to review. Although I don't think I'll ever be able to take on the XL size of any of their range as the girth on them is incredible.

Published in Dildos, Butt Plugs

The Devils finger will really press your buttons

As soon as I was set up in my new office, John Thomas Toys asked if they could send me some more dildos to review.

I am not going to say no to a chance at getting my hands on some new dildos to review.

"As I expected, I felt every single ridge and bump along my sensitive walls. If you get the angle and dildo size right, you can even rub the claw against your g-spot."

Joanne

I am given the name but have no idea what they look like until they arrive. This is because they often come before John Thomas Toys have put them on their own website. Luckily It was easy to guess which was which when I did the unpacking video.

I was excited to try out my new studio for both videos and photos. It also helped to identify a few things that needed rethinking.

Published in Dildos

Week 516 and this week's pic is kinky AF

I haven't been posting to Sunful Sunday recently as I have been sooo busy and have had some health issues to cope with too. But this week I will be doing the round up and I can't wait.

It wouldn't be right doing the round up if I didn't do a post too and so this one sees my lovely submissive restrained and about to enjoy a very kinky play session with me.

Sunday is play day for us and as you can see, we do tend to enjoy ourselves.

“When you give yourself to me, completely, I will bite you. Until then, my love, I will only nibble on you.”~Cole”

Tina Carreiro, Power of the Moon

The lovely sub'r' enjoying some restraint play

Please leave a comment on this post if you enjoyed the pic as it should be the kick up the bum I need to post more for the Sinful Sunday roundup.

Click on the pink lips below to see who else has been posting #SinfulSunday pics.

Sinful Sunday
Published in Sinful Sunday

A customisable G-spot vibrator, bring it on!

Hot Octopus asked if I would like to review their new g-spot vibrator, the KURVE. I didn't need to think about the answer at all; of course, I wanted to try it out. You see, ever since reviewing the JETT from Hot Octopuss, I have been longing to feel the Trebble and Bass vibrations myself. Now was my opportunity.

I didn't have to wait for long before I answered the door to find a small box on the doorstep. After saying thank you to the delivery driver, I got my scissors out to carefully open the packaging.

"The shape is perfect for easily hitting my G-Spot while still being able to access the buttons. I love the soft part of the head as I rub it in place, but it also feels great against my internal walls and against my clit."

Joanne

I was really excited for two reasons. Firstly, I had a new vibrator to play with; oops, sorry, I mean to review, of course.

The second reason was; this would be the first review I would photograph with my new office's stone wall as the backdrop.

Published in Vibrators

A simple and very effective way to explore tri-phase play

I have decided to review the Tri-Phase Cable from E-Stim Systems. I have been reticent to review it as "it's just a cable", why does that need reviewing?

Well, I have noticed many searches on my site regarding tri-phase, and I get numerous questions about it by e-mail.

"Yes, you can make a tri-phase cable yourself, but I can pretty much guarantee that most DIY cables won't be as neat and reliable in use."

Joanne

I thought why not review this cable and discuss what tri-phase is and how it can add a new dimension to your stimming.

So, watch (in awe) as I manage to drag out a cable review to over 1000 words. Just kidding; hopefully, you will find this review very informative.

Published in E-Stim

Things are a bit messed up here at the moment

I haven't gone public about the current situation that I find myself in up until now, as I tend to keep my private life separate from my online presence. But the situation my family now faces means that it may have wide-ranging effects, so I think it is time to let you know what is going on.

Well, things are pretty messed up around here at the moment because of Covid and a bereavement in the family.

Last week my Stunt Cock's father died after a long battle with cancer. It was something we were expecting I suppose, but he went downhill rapidly, catching us all off guard.

Now the problem is that he was an ex-pat living with my mother-in-law over in Bulgaria. Obviously, in this time of Covid lockdowns and limited international travel, that has proven to be a nightmare.

Published in Blog

IT is a silicone stretcher with both a funny background story and an unusual look

John Thomas Toys were worried that I might be getting bored throughout England's third lockdown, so they let sent me a couple of toys to keep myself "busy".

I was surprised when three heavy boxes arrived. As they were a new design, I was told the names but had no idea what they would look like.

"The whole dildo is stimulation heaven, it rubs my walls wonderfully as it goes in and out. Give it a little twist and my toes were curling."

Joanne

I had to really restrain myself not to open the boxes at home before filming the unboxing video for you to watch. I must say it was not an easy feat, and so Stuntcock just locked them away :-)

While John Thomas Toys were kind enough to package the dildo's into separate boxes, I still felt sorry for the postie. Each box weighs a lot, just imagine four hefty silicone dildos in each box.

Published in Dildos

Forget the ring toss, challenge your ring

When John Thomas Toys asked if I would like some new toys to review while in yet another lockdown, of course, I said yes.

With so many weeks in lockdown, it is the perfect distraction for me. I was thrilled when I received three boxes of dildos.

"The Challenge shape is easy to start with, but as you can guess from the name, once you reach the first ring, the width expands dramatically, and the challenge begins."

Joanne

This review is for The Challenge. I am reviewing the dildos individually as I feel it would be too long to read a combined review.

Please get comfortable and get ready to hear what I thought of John Thomas Toys The Challenge dildo.

Published in Dildos

Daddy's Cock has more than meets the eye

John Thomas Toys were worried that I may get bored during the countries third lockdown. So they asked if I would like to receive some new dildos to review.

Well, lockdown can get a little boring, so of course, I said yes, please.

"The stretch is virtually immediate and extremely enjoyable. The glans is angled slightly forward to make it easy to insert, and when you look down from the glans, you see how the back arch sticks up to create a delicious ridge"

Joanne

I was surprised when three heavy boxes arrived on my doorstep a few days after being notified they had been dispatched to me.

Although I did find a label placed on the top box rather amusing and had to send out a little tweet about it. How could I find a sticker that said "Do not split" on three boxes of large dildos not funny?

Published in Dildos

A Rabbit Vibe that would give Thumper a run for his money

So Divine got in touch with me to see if I would like to review some of their new range from the #Selflove selection. I think you can guess my response :) Of course, I said yes please, as I have thoroughly enjoyed their sex toys in the past.

I then had to sit and wait for the delivery, which I will admit would be pretty dull if I did not have other things to do to distract me.

"The silky-smooth texture makes it slide in smoothly, and the shape makes it almost effortless to hold and move."

Joanne

I did not have long to wait before the package arrived at my door. Placed on my doorstep by a cheerful post person who waved as they left.

It is always exciting when I get a box of items, not knowing exactly what products are inside. It's almost like Christmas, just without the wrapping paper.

Published in Vibrators

A guest review of some serious penis play kit

I am delighted to bring you a guest review from RubberStimmer, a long time stimmer and rubber fetishist. I love hearing about new pieces of sex tech and the SPT, and V2K conversion kit has me experiencing a little bit of penis envy. I can only imagine how good they must feel.

This kit is designed to improve the performance of the Venus 200 and Tremblr male masturbators and I hope you enjoy this guest review as much as I did.

"If you like long edging sessions, this is an excellent addition to your toy bag. Unlike the SK system, a column milker is easier to use solo, and cleanup effort is just the receiver."

RubberStimmer

Guest Reviewer - RubberStimmer

The Serious Kit Electro STP or receiver was designed for their now iconic, milking system.

A piece of kit that I suspect plays a part in the fantasies of many, but more often than not it is out of reach.

The MASTER is a hole stretchers dream of a dildo

Once again, I was delighted when John Thomas Toys got in touch to ask if I would like to review some of their very newest items. I didn't even have to think about it.

As this dildo was new, they had not even placed the pictures on their website before sending them to me. Because of this, I had no idea as to what to expect until a very heavy box arrived.

"You get the slight pop as the whole of the glans slide fully inside you. That is a feeling I always enjoy. As you sink more of the shaft inside, you get to enjoy the slight stretch from the widening shaft."

Joanne

Having already reviewed a selection of dildos and stretchers from John Thomas Toys, I was excited to see what their designers had created now. The names certainly did not give me any ideas.

Knowing only that they were called Master and Essex Geezer, I said yes I would love to review these for you and then I just sat back and waited for them to arrive. This review features the Master dildo.

Published in Dildos

This is your chance to own a fucking machine for your own hardcore pleasure

I can't believe how happy I am to be able to host this fantastic competition for the lovely people over at sexmachines.co.uk

They are the biggest supplier of all things sex and fucking machines in Europe and I have been on the receiving end of lots of their machines in the past, and they are brilliant.

This competition is going to make somebody a very happy bunny. Not only are they offering up a Willy Wanka Fucking Machine, yes you read that right a bonafide, bang your doors in fucking machine, (check out my review of the Willy Wanka here), they are also offering up a Hung Systems Easy Squat too. Two fantastic prizes, up for grabs so get your entries in.

That amounts to over £500 of prizes for one lucky person. Both of these fantastic prizes accept vac-u-lock compatible dildos and with literally hundreds of different ones available.

Published in Blog

Essex Geezer, a diamond bloke with a huge cock

I do love reviewing and get very excited when I am asked to review something before it is even advertised on the companies website.

Well, this happened again with the John Thomas Toys Essex Geezer dildo. Even though I knew the name, I had no idea what it would actually look like when I agreed to review it.

"Essex Geezer is a chap that you will want more than a one night stand with. I can understand why Essex girls always seem to have a smile on their faces now."

Joanne

If you check out their website, you will see that it's impossible to guess what a product will look like until you can see it. But one thing I knew for sure was it was going to be larger than life.

I never have long to wait for John Thomas Toys to arrive after they say they are sending me something and I could hardly contain my excitement.

Published in Dildos

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