Sex Blogger, Review, Dildo Officianado, Kinky Quimsticking, Electrosex Loving Mum.
I've been reviewing sex toys and adult products for the last seven years and I love doing what I do. Recently I have been designing my own range of e-stim electrodes.
If you find my reviews and articles interesting please leave a comment for me on them, I love reading feedback about them. Or alternatively you could Buy Me A Coffee, wink, wink.
I was delighted when Fran from Tentickle Toys got in touch to ask if I would like to review one of her body-safe silicone creations.
Of course, I jumped at the chance. I love fantasy dildos, and after checking out her designs, I was certainly impressed.
"The fingers are exquisitely detailed, providing a lot of sensations when you use them. The changes in girth feel pretty damn fantastic too."Joanne
I opted for the Wölfing, a werewolf-themed claw-shaped dildo. I could hardly contain my excitement as I waited for it to arrive. Fran told me she would send something in bright colours as I love dildos like that.
I didn't have to wait long, and to say it took my breath away would be an understatement. So, let me tell you all about Tentickle Toys and Wölfing in particular.
I received a message from John Thomas Toys to ask if I would like to review their latest silicone stretcher.
As I can never say no to JTT, of course, I said yes. Although I did have second thoughts after I was told the name. I do not like creepy crawlies, so you may understand why I did hesitate when I found out its name - Spidey's Web.
"These bumps feel fantastic and can also be used to measure how far you manage to take the length of Spidey's Web. As I moved the stretcher around, the feel of them had me squirming and curling my toes quickly."Joanne
Luckily I was assured no spiders were included, which put my mind at ease.
With that reassurance, I was happy for them to send the silicone stretcher set to me to review, and I just needed to wait for them to arrive.
This week has been manic, with big changes afoot in the workshop and a new electrode seeing the light of day.
I previewed and launched the Lucifers Ladder this week, and already I have received some fantastic feedback about this tidy little penis play electrode.
It features not one or two conductive rubber cock loops but three. Why three, you might ask? Well, it gives the wearer the ability to use it in a triphase configuration or together with another electrode; my recommendation would be the tip of the Moaner.
A couple of years ago, Tabitha Rayne (the Ruby Glow Blush designer) approached me and several others for our opinions on a new vibrator that she was designing. She asked if she could send me a model of her concept for my input. I was thrilled at the idea and was more than happy to sign an NDA before I got to see what the product idea was.
After trying a pre-sale unit and finally the actual retail model, I can confirm that Tabitha had a fantastic idea. She has now created the great finished product. She brought it to the marketplace in collaboration with Rocks-off and it is now available for the public to buy.
"The lighter vibrations feel amazing against my G-spot. For me, the topping on the cake is the feel of the deep rumbly vibrations against my clit."Joanne
When I was told she was sending me the finished product, I was so excited.
It has been amazing to see this product go from the initial concept to the final product. Both Tabitha and Rocks-off have done a fantastic job. So let me tell you all about the Ruby Glow Blush.
John Thomas Toys approached me to ask if I would like to review their latest silicone stretcher. How could I possibly say no, I do love a challenge after all?
I will admit that when they told me the name was Rodney's Plonker, I did laugh. But then I had to wonder what it would look like as they weren't even listed in their store at the time.
"It was easy to slide the head inside but more of a challenge to take the entire width of the widening shaft. As I move further down the shaft, the width stretches me nicely."Joanne
I was excited to see what they looked like and to get my hands (and other body parts) on them. John Thomas Toys have such a wide variety of designs I could not even guess what they would look like. As with all John Thomas Toys creations I knew one thign for sure - it was probably going to be larger than life.
So, with plenty of water-based lube ready on hand, I just needed to sit back and wait for Rodney's Plonker to arrive.
While attending the #BBB earlier in 2022, I watched Adam from Godemiche talk about the new Grind Ring and how fun it can be.
So you can imagine my excitement when they asked me if I would be interested in reviewing this novel and fun creation. Of course, I jumped at the chance, as you can imagine.
"I am now also a member of the "I've humped the sofa arm" club, and it was so much fun finding other ways to enjoy it."Joanne
I was really looking forward to playing with this new product. I was invited to choose the textures that tickled my fancy (no pun intended), which was a hard decision with many interesting ones.
I did not have to wait long for their box of goodies to arrive. I nearly snatched it from the postie on delivery in my excitement, naughty Joanne.
It's really good to see my electrode designs spark lively debate and discussions.
I have a lot of fun designing, testing, tweaking and then manufacturing my wares, and I believe that they offer value for money and, more importantly, performance.
What do I mean by performance? The proof of the pudding is in the eating, as they say, and I have enjoyed receiving feedback about my designs from people who actually use them and not just critiquing from afar.
The vast majority of products that I sell are considered "Intimate Items", and that affects your right to return them if seals have been broken for obvious reasons.
In the event of a package being returned after failed delivery attempt(s), a delivery refusal, unclaimed parcels, or a package is returned to me for any other reason, then I reserve the right to charge a restocking fee of 20% plus any additional costs incurred by me in the return of the items.
Refunds will only be issued against the goods and not any shipping charge, and refunds will not be issued until items have been safely returned to me.
Redelivery will be chargeable if the parcel is still required.
It's always a pleasure to review products from Liebe Seele, and this set really opened my eyes to just how good some BDSM kits can be.
Spoiler alert, I love it! It has so many pieces of equipment that you can get creative with it. I have enjoyed using the restraints, sensory depravation kit, impact play and even a potent micro wand vibrator.
"We have reviewed some other BDSM kits in the past, but none of them stands up to the quality and play options of this one."Joanne
A kit like this is a great way to quickly build the foundation for a great BDSM kit bag, and it is an ideal gift for someone you care about.
So while the colour is a little unusual, it has really grown on me, and I love this set of deliciously fun equipment. So let me tell you all about it and why I think it is excellent value for money.
Thank you for purchasing one of my electrodes, the sale of these helps me devote the time and energy required with running this site and of course, creating more kinky electrodes.
These instructions are applicable to my Sound Clamping Monopole Glans Electrode.
This electrode was suggested by a good friend in the US. He wanted a way to secure and electro urethral sound in place while stimming to prevent any untoward shocks if it moved or fall out.
After lots of head scratching this is the design that emerged. It is very versatile and uses 6mm and 4mm British conductive rubber to form a glans electrode with lots of skin surface area for a smooth ride. The two sizes of conductive rubber form one electrode that envelopes the glans.
I was once again over the moon when Liebe Seele asked me to review this Shibari Bondage Rope Hog Tie Kit.
On seeing the contents of this Rope Hogtie Set, I knew I would have some fun trying it out with my cute little BDSM assistant, the lovely sub 'r'. It gave us the perfect opportunity to enjoy some more BDSM play.
"The rope may look silky smooth but does provide an excellent roughness when dragged over the skin without making the skin feel raw on removal."Joanne
After taking our time to really get to know it and relishing the play possibilities of using a hogtie set we are ready to give our opinion on it. So, keep reading to see what we both thought about it.
Spoiler alert, we had an amazing time reviewing this one.
I have been designing and manufacturing e-stim electrodes and accessories for several years now. Throughout that time, I honed my manufacturing processes and my designs to provide the best products and service I could.
My designs are incredibly popular within the e-stim community, and I ship my electrodes globally.
I am now seeing my products stocked by several online and brick and mortar retailers, so I have set up this section of my site to provide you with the information you are looking for.
Contact me to become an official Stockist or Distributor and find out how my products can complement your existing store or catalogue.
I offer competitive wholesale discounts on my range of e-stim electrodes and BDSM products.
I often get asked how I package orders when I send them out and if I use discreet packaging.
I can certainly understand anyone's apprehension when considering an order of adult products online. The worry about what the packaging will look like and how discreetly their order will be packaged is genuine and natural.
I also have the same concerns when shopping online, and I have that at the forefront of my mind when I pack and dispatch my products to customers, old and new.
Thank you for purchasing one of my electrodes, the sale of them helps me devote the time and energy required with running this site and of course, creating more kinky electrodes.
These instructions are applicable to my Bipolar Vaginal Clitoral Shield Electrode.
I created this electrode as I wanted a light and comfortable electrode that I could wear under panties for stimming on the move as well as for use in regular stimming sessions.
It has been designed as a bipolar electrode with a curved shape to better follow the contours of the body. Attach one wire from a single channel to each conductive rubber loop to enable you to enjoy a simple rig that will feel very intense. The large 6mm conductive rubber is inserted into the vagina while the 4mm conductive rubber loops nestle either side of the clitoris.
I have decided to run an e-stim competition for followers on social media, the members of my Discord server and anyone else who enjoys e-stim. It's an excellent way for me to give back to the community that has been so good to me over the years.
As I design and make a range of electrodes, it would be remiss of me not to offer some of the most popular ones as prizes. But, that's not all, as I also now sell electrodes and control boxes from one of the UK's biggest e-stim manufacturers, E-Stim Systems; I will be offering up an ElectroPebble control box kit as a prize as well.
John Thomas Toys got in touch with me to see if I fancied reviewing their latest offering of silicone dildos. As usual, I just couldn't say no.
So a few days later, I received a large, heavy box with no indication on the outside of the box as to its contents. I knew without even opening it that it was from John Thomas Toys. This was simply due to the shape, size and weight.
"I could feel each sucker rubbing the walls of my pussy, creating mesmerising feelings. The suckers grow in size as you move down the shaft, and I found myself wanting more and more."Joanne
On opening the box, I was pleasantly surprised by the latest twisted design. I was looking forward to having fun reviewing them.
I have really had a lot of time to get to know this beast of a dildo due to several problems delaying this review. But I am happy to say those are sorted now (thank you for being so understanding, JTT). So here are my thoughts on the Twisted Tentacle Dildo.
It's been a while since John Thomas Toys last contacted me about sending me anything to review. So I was excited when they asked if they could send me a new design they have come up with.
All I was told in advance was that the name was Kraken's Tentacle. The title gave me a rough idea of what it may look like, though, but it was still a surprise when I took them out of the box. Stunt Cock laughed when I told him its name, he said I have a lot in common with the Kraken. When I asked him what he meant, he just laughed and said we have both swallowed a lot of "seamen". He got a good jab to his ribs for that one.
"By angling the tentacle just right, I could enjoy the feel of running the suckers over my clit on every movement of the tentacle. By adding a slight twist, I found it gave some fantastic sensations."Joanne
The box when it arrived was hefty, and upon opening it, I could see why. John Thomas Toys always send me all four sizes to review; this time was no different.
A Kraken is a giant octopus type creature and the size of its tentacles needed to match its legendary reputation. These tentacles definitely do not disappoint in that regards.
It isn't often that a new e-stim control box is released, and it is even rarer to see one aimed squarely at newbies to stimming.
So as you can imagine, I watched the launch of the new Electrastim KIX with great interest. I am constantly asked for recommendations for control boxes, especially from people new to stimming, so it certainly caught my eye.
"My favourite mode without a doubt is 'Ramp & Clench'. I love how the output steadily rises, and then you get the tap, tap of pulses just as it is getting intense. That is a mode I really enjoy, and it will get me off reliably."Joanne
With its simple controls, small form and interesting feature set, I wanted to get my hands on one to see how good it was.
Electrastim kindly sent me one to review in exchange for an honest review of its performance, so I am going into this review with beginners use in mind.
So let me tell you all about the KIX; maybe it's just the sort of thing you are looking for as you dip your toes into the wonderful world of e-stim pleasure. At only £69 it certainly is attractively priced.
Another fantastic guest review from RubberStimmer, a long time stimmer and rubber fetishist. It builds on his last review of Serious Kit receivers suitable for both V2K and Tremblr e-stim play. You can read his first review here - Serious Kit Electro SPT And V2K Conversion Kit (Or Pimp My Tremblr).
So, it's over to RubberStimmer.
Serious Kit has a large range of SPT receivers for their iconic milker system, many of them with multi-stages. With clear sections to show what is going on and, more interestingly, bi-polar e-stim electrodes. Unfortunately for V2K and Tremblr owners, they require a Serious Kit milking system as there is no liner for the column system (you can read more about the differences and an introduction to SPT’s here).
Browsing through the options on the Serious Kit store, I spotted their push to fit second electrode designed to convert the basic Electro SPT that is typically used with either a monopole anal electrode or in triphase with a bipolar plug. One of the interesting things about using the milker receiver as a single-pole electrode is that as the power levels increase, you can lose the sensation of being milked and the perception of having a cock.
"There is an endless cycle of change from slide to sensation that allows you experience being taken to the edge of pleasure/pain and back again over and over."RubberStimmer
This seems counterintuitive, but the brain simply does not know how to process the sensations. By turning the Electro SPT into a bipolar electrode, the sensations are focused on the cock, and you get a more conventional perception of movement but more on this later.
Organotoy is a German artisanal company created in 2011 with the plan to make high-quality sex toys. They offer some unique silicone toys that are handmade to order, and they look incredible.
I first saw the fantastic products made by Organotoy on Twitter. After commenting on the image, they contacted me to see if I would be interested in reviewing one of their products.
"The large bumps feel amazing against my pussy walls. I like to give it a slight twist to really ramp up the sensations when thrusting with it."Joanne
I really wanted a chance to see one of their products in person, so I jumped at the opportunity to check one of their dildos out.
That led to the dilemma as to who would get to try it first, so sub 'r' and I had a little discussion on who would try out this delectable treat. Unfortunately for sub 'r', I won this one (yeah, for me :p ).
We were all really looking forward to seeing this dildo upfront and personal. Even with Brexit and Covid 19, the shipping did not take as long as we thought it might.