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I've been reviewing sex toys and adult products for the last seven years and I love doing what I do. Recently I have been designing my own range of e-stim electrodes.
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I never know what I will receive when John Thomas Toys (JTT for short) ask to send me more items. They produce a wide variety of designs and items, including depth-play toys, dildos, butt plugs and stretchers.
The quality of the designs and silicone is excellent. Because of this, I always look forward to seeing what they will send me each time.
"The small Alien Egg is top-heavy and bulbous. The design of its ridges and grooves helps to hold water-based lube in place. I played with the small one vaginally, and sub 'r' played with it afterwards anally."
Joanne
I agreed to review JTT's four latest designs. Luckily, I knew I would not need to wait long for the boxes to arrive.
This is the review for the Alien Egg design.
I always get excited when John Thomas Toys sends me new products to evaluate and review, and this was no exception. Except that this time, it wasn't a box of enormous silicone delights that they sent.
I was genuinely delighted to have received their latest product aimed at people who enjoy their range of larger-than-life insertables. The floor stand is a heavyweight solution to one of the biggest problems with larger toys.
"I can see the floor stand being extremely popular with anyone involved in photoshoots or live video performances, and it makes using even the largest of dildos manageable. This leaves you free to concentrate on your performance and enjoyment."
Joanne
I was suitably impressed with it, and it's about time something like this hit the market.
But before I go into what it is and how it works well, let me tell you how one arrives if you order one.
I really enjoy reviewing good quality sex toys. So when John Thomas Toys asked if I would like to review some more of their designs, I jumped at the chance.
JTT produce some stunning and some eye-watering designs. I never know what they will send, so it always feels like Xmas when the boxes arrive.
"The sensations of the tentacle sliding inside my pussy with the gradually expanding shaft and the suckers was fantastic."
Joanne
I cannot say no to good quality items, so I cannot say no to JTT. They produce good quality dildos, stretchers and depth play toys.
After saying yes, I just needed to wait for the delivery driver to turn up at my door. After a short wait of a few days, the driver stood at my door with four large boxes. This review is for the Leviathan dildo.
John Thomas Toys (JTT for short) asked if I would like to review their latest designs. JTT manufacture some fantastic designs. Their products are good quality and even have a lifetime guarantee.
With a wide variety of designs available, there is something for everyone. They also offer a great range of sizes and colours.
"With some additional pressure and wriggling, I finally managed to slip the thumb past my entrance. The extra stretch this provided felt amazing. I enjoyed the feel of the stretch, and the thumb joint and fingers created some amazing sensations as I moved them within my pussy."
Joanne
Reviewing products is not all fun. There is a fair amount of work involved. Having said that, there is still some fun involved. Stunt Cock, myself and sub 'r' all enjoy reviewing items.
When JTT asked if we would like to review their latest designs, we all said, "Yes, please". This is the review for Graveyard Ghoul.
John Thomas Toys (JTT for short) asked if they could send me their latest designs. After agreeing, I knew I would not have long to wait for their arrival.
I enjoy reviewing items, and dildos from JTT are no exception. JTT have some amazing designs and a vast variety of items on offer. I always wonder what the next item they send will be.
"I thoroughly enjoyed the feel of being stretched and so wholly filled. I was able to move it in and out of my pussy slowly. I soon had a toe-curling orgasm."
Joanne
JTT produce great quality silicone dildos, stretchers and depth play toys. They are so confident of the quality that they offer a free replacement lifetime warranty.
This review is for the Chunksta stretcher dildo. I will say that the name is very apt for this chunky dildo.
John Thomas Toys (JTT) sent me several boxes of their new designs. I was unsure what was in each individual box. But was given details of all the items I was sent.
JTT manufactures good quality silicone dildos, stretchers and depth play toys. With this in mind, I am always happy to receive whatever they want to send my way.
"The stretched feel provided by the balls was intense. They had me squirming with pleasure immediately. The more I squirmed, the more sensations are caused as the balls move inside me."
sub'r'
JTT designers have an excellent eye for detail. They also produce a wide range of designs, with the emphasis on being larger than life. I always get excited to see what the latest design will be.
This is the review for Colon Balls. These are JTT's take on the standard anal beads.
John Thomas Toys (JTT for short) manufactures quality dildos, depth play toys and stretchers. They have a choice of designs, sizes, firmness and colours for everyone.
I cannot say no When they ask if they can send me more items. I never know what they will send until the box or boxes arrive.
"As someone who rarely plays anally, I enjoyed the gently expanding shaft and thin tip. The long shaft meant I could insert as much as I wanted until I reached the stretch I sought."
Joanne
It is almost like Christmas every time I receive a box from JTT. Both sub 'r' and I always get excited to see what's inside each box.
This review is for the Stanmore Trainer depth trainer an anal probe that looks amazing and certainly fills a spot.
John Thomas Toys asked if I would review another of their latest designs. Since I had finished reviewing the other items they sent me, I said yes, please :-)
John Thomas Toys (JTT for short) manufactures a wide variety of quality silicone items. From stretchers, dildos, and depth play, they have something for everyone.
"The sensations caused by the dorsal ridge against my walls felt amazing. I enjoyed the feel of it gliding through my juices every time I moved it in and out."
Joanne
Their team of designers creates realistic and fantasy designs. From thin and smooth to wide and bumpy, with four sizes, colours and two firmness ratings to choose from. They even provide a detailed list of measurements and weight for every item.
I never know what they will send me, but I always look forward to finding out. This is the review for Mick's Prick.
John Thomas Toys (JTT for short) asked if they could send me another batch of their latest products. How could I say no?
JTT produces some stunning designs, and the sizes are out of this world. I like the variety they have on offer. The quality is excellent, and they use platinum-grade silicone for all their items.
"The feel of him stretching and rubbing against my wet walls the faster I plunged him in and out was mindblowing. I could take his full length as I played with the small size. With the tip hitting my cervix, I enjoyed the feel of his balls on my clit. It did not take long before I was enjoying a toe-curling orgasm."
Joanne
I also like that they use minimal packaging (less waste). They are also kind enough to provide strong storage bags and a vac-u-lock compatible suction cup holder with relevant items. Put all this together with each item's detailed weight and measurements. Let us not forget the lifetime guarantee. It shows that they care about their customers.
John Thomas Toys sent me several boxes simultaneously. This review is for the Uncle Bob dildo.
John Thomas Toys (JTT) manufactures some fantastic products whether you want a dildo, stretcher or depth toy.
JTT also offers a nice range of sizes and designs. If you want larger silicone toys, then they are one of the first websites I recommend checking.
"The shaft widens nicely, giving a lovely stretch as I took it deeper. The feel of the twisting tales adds a fantastic amount of stimulation. Even pushing it in and out, holding it straight, it felt like it was twisting inside my pussy"
Joanne
I like the range of the designs on offer, with a great choice of realistic and fantasy. They do have something for every taste.
When JTT asked if they could send me some of their new items. I did not know what I was being sent until they arrived, which was a nice surprise. This review is for the Four Dragons Dildo.
John Thomas Toys (JTT) designs and manufactures a wide range of dildos and stretchers. All are made with good-quality silicone. With such a wide choice, I cannot say no when they ask if I would like to review their latest designs.
JTT asked if they could send me several designs simultaneously. I did not know what they would send, but with the good quality and variety, I looked forward to seeing what would arrive.
"The soft firmness rating I was sent provided enough give for me to squeeze it as it passed my ring. This made it more comfortable for me to use."
sub'r'
Luckily, I knew I would only have a short wait before several large, heavy boxes would be delivered to my door.
I was sent information about the contents once the boxes arrived. I only found out what was in each box when I opened it. This is the review for the Anal Challenge. So grab a drink and let me tell you all about it.
I host a weekly livestream on Youtube at 5pm (UK time) every Saturday where, share news, offer advice and highlight what's new in the wonderful world of e-stim.
John Thomas Toys (JTT) asked if I would like to review some of their latest creations, and I always look forward to seeing what they have created.
I jumped at the chance to review some more items from JTT. I may have yet to learn what they would send, but I knew they would be made from high-quality silicone and would be interesting designs.
"I like the shape of American Twist; the tip makes it easy to start inserting it, and the girth quickly builds up, providing a nice stretch in use."
Joanne
JTT have a vast variety of designs and sizes of dildos and stretchers available in platinum cure silicone, which is an ideal insertable material. JTT even offer a no-quibble lifetime warranty on their creations.
This is a review for American Twist, a sleek and stylish dildo that feels as good as it looks.
John Thomas Toys has a fantastic variety of dildos and stretchers. So when they asked me if I would like to review the latest designs, I jumped at the chance.
As these designs were new and not on their website at the time, I had yet to learn what they sent until I opened the box. As soon as I was ready to do the unboxing videos, John Thomas Toys (who I will refer to as JTT from here) were kind enough to send me the names of the items. After all, I needed to know what to call each item.
"I could feel every bump as it slid inside my wet pussy. The feel of the ridges against my pussy walls was sublime. The bumps sliding in and out of my pussy felt amazing. The soft firmness rating provides some give, allowing me to squeeze it with my pussy, but still solid enough to not lose the shape."
Joanne
I knew I would be extra busy With six boxes of toys on the way. With lots of fun and work ahead, I was eager to get started.
This is the review for the Anal Explorer ;-) A fun-looking dildo. So please sit back, get comfortable and let me tell you all about this dildo.
I was approached by John Thomas Toys (Who I will refer to as JTT from here on in). I was told they had several new designs in the pipeline, and they asked if I would be interested in reviewing them. Of course, I jumped at the chance.
I really like the quality and variety of silicone dildos that JTT produce, so I was looking forward to seeing what they would send me.
"I enjoyed the feel of the plates as they slid inside my wet pussy, rubbing pleasantly against my walls. The first finger was a little more of a challenge. I pushed a little harder whilst twisting the shaft and found I could get the first finger inside. The knuckles give some amazing sensations as they stretch my walls and rub against them devilishly."
Joanne
I usually like to know what a manufacturer wants me to review. Still, for those companies whom I have experience with, I am happy to receive what they want to send me. With JTT, I know whatever I receive will be of excellent quality.
So, with that in mind, I just needed to wait to see what they would send me. I was thrilled when I opened the box to find the Omen dildo.
It is always a pleasure to get asked to review new products, especially dildos from one of my favourite manufacturers, John Thomas Toys.
I love their blend of silicone, so I can never seem to say no when they ask me if I want something sent my way.
"I played vaginally with the medium size, the length meant that I would not be able to take it all, but I enjoy the feel of having my cervix stimulated. The large tip was a little of a challenge to push inside. But I enjoyed the stretch as it was pushed past my pussy lips."
Joanne
In this latest batch of silicone delights, I received Mr Frobisher, a larger-than-life casting of a real cock.
Having spent a couple of weeks getting to know him rather intimately, it is time to tell you about this silicone creation, so grab a drink, get comfortable and read on.
I really do love reviewing quality items. With this in mind, I can never say no when John Thomas Toys ask if they can send me more review items.
John Thomas Toys (JTT) has a wide variety of high-quality products. Their range of silicone products are well made, and the sheer variety of designs makes me excited every time they want to send me something new.
"The smooth silicone glides easily against my wet walls. The deeper it goes, the more I stretch as the shaft enlarges, the further down you go."
Joanne
Not knowing what they will send, just that they are brand new designs, I get all excited. It is like extra Xmas' throughout the year. sub 'r' loves opening the boxes to see what is inside just as much as I do.
If you have not heard of JTT, they sell some fantastic sizes of dildos, stretchers, anal plugs and depth play items. This is the review for the Boss anal stretcher.
Although reviewing is hard work, it is also a heck of a lot of fun. I enjoy reviewing good-quality sex toys. So when John Thomas Toys asked if I would review more of their dildos, of course, I said yes.
John Thomas Toys (who I will refer to as JTT from here) produces some amazing items, so I was really looking forward to seeing what they would send.
"Pushing more of the tongue inside my pussy provides a lovely stretch. The curled sides create some delightful sensations against my pussy walls. Pushing the tongue in deep, I enjoyed the feel of the tip brushing my cervix."
Joanne
I was told the dildo would be a brand new design, not even on their website when they sent them to me. I had no idea what the item would be or even look like.
Even without knowing what I would receive, I looked forward to the box arriving. JTT manufacture some amazing items. Their team of designers have some fantastic imaginations. This, together with the high quality of their products, meant I was very excited about the delivery.
John Thomas Toys asked if I would like to review some more dildos for them. As I still have a little room in my new play box. I decided to add a few more items. So I told John Thomas Toys (I will refer to them as JTT from now on) that I would happily play with more of their silicone dildos.
JTT produce some awe-inspiring dildos, stretchers and butt plugs. Their designers have some amazing imaginations to create so many amazing designs.
"The flared tip provides a nice little challenge to insertion. I needed a bit of extra water-based lube to ensure I was nice and wet. Playing with myself first helped. I squeezed the tip inside and enjoyed the feel of the flared tip rubbing my vaginal walls; this had my toes curling."
Joanne
JTT provides a lifetime warranty with all their dildos. Showing how confident they are in their products. I, for one, do not believe this is misplaced trust.
I had no idea what JTT would send me, but I happily agreed.
Well, I am so excited to tell you all about the NEW ElectroRings System from E-Stim Systems, a UK company renowned for the quality of its electrodes.
I have been lucky enough to have reviewed most of their electrodes in the past, and they make the core of my electrode collection.
I visited their factory in Watford and was blown away by their manufacturing methods and levels of quality control on their electrode production line. I see how they can happily offer a lifetime warranty on their electrodes.
But I digress. This post is about their latest addition to their range of electrodes - The ElectroRings System.