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I loved their water-based Secret Play Natural lube and had high hopes for this one. I now know enough about Secret Play to know that what was coming was going to be good.
"The consistency is fantastic; if you apply a small amount to a finger, it just sits there in a drop. It is quite viscous which means it won't run through your fingers and onto the sheets while you put the bottle away, making it easy to apply just where you want it."
Joanne
It's all good news about this lube, Secret Play certainly doesn't disappoint, and they seem to be one of the best-kept secrets in lubes.
So, let me tell you why this is now my favourite hybrid lube, and it is the one I go for every time especially for fast fucking machine fun and games.
As a sex toy reviewer I go through a lot of lube, and as I have a picky foof, I take time to select only body safe lubes and love finding new ones. I was delighted when Patrick at Latex Leather and Lace sent me this lube to try out.
I have already reviewed the Secret Play Natural Organic Lube, and it is fantastic, right up there with the best and I actually now prefer it over Sliquid H2O.
"This thick lube holds its place well even when you hold your fingers vertically, as you rub it in then the consistency changes and it runs and covers where you want it well. Your fingers will glide across the folds of your skin with this lube, it really does feel good."
Joanne
Secret Play is a brand that I had never heard fo until introduced to them by Latex Leather & Lace and now I am hooked on them.
I have really enjoyed reviewing this body-safe lube and here are my thoughts on why you should try it too.
I often struggle to find lubes that agree with my Foof. I sometimes have adverse reactions to some ingredients commonly used in lubes which is why I have only a few favourites.
I was intrigued when the lovely people over at Latex Leather & Lace got in touch asking me if I would be interested in reviewing some new body safe and hypo-allergenic lubes that they were now stocking from Secret Play.
"I found it very easy to apply and spread out, and it feels very luxurious giving a good coating that lasted a long time. This long-lasting property means that you use less, so it makes a bottle go a long way."
Joanne
I was intrigued because I had never heard of Secret Play before and I like to think of myself as educated in the lube department. I eagerly agreed while wondering what my lady bits would make of these new lubes when they arrived.
I have good news though, for anyone who has a fussy foof like me, the two Lubes that I reviewed are both fantastic. So if you are looking for a body-safe lube that won't mess with your vaginas pH levels and isn't full of nasty chemicals then read on.