Bathmate Hydromax X30 Wide Boy Penis Enlarger Review

One month of trying to go hulk in the penis department with the X30

Joanne was delighted when she was contacted by the guys over at Bathmate asking if we were interested in reviewing their latest creation, the Hydromax X30 Wide Boy Penis Enlarger.

She loves throwing me (her Stunt Cock) in at the deep end, so she of course said yes, I then was given the task of reviewing it for her. Well, she does lack something in the pre-requisite trouser content department I guess.

"A moderate vacuum works well for me, and I get very hard erections when using the X30. Watch out for bruising or swelling particularly around the foreskin (if you have one) during use, as this area is prone to swelling in a vacuum and that can be uncomfortable."

Stunt Cock

Every guy has wished for a bigger penis at some point in his life, and in the past, I have been very sceptical about the worth and effectiveness of some of the systems out there.

However, I have always heard good things about Bathmate so I looked forward to giving it a go and seeing whether or not it could increase the size of my "happy chap" as Joanne calls it.

Bathmate sent us a Hydromax X30 Wideboy developer free of charge in exchange for a fair and honest review.

The Willie Wanka is a pussy and ass pleaser

As you can tell by the domain name of my site I have a real passion for fucking and sex machines. There is something magical about using one and feeling the raw power and unwavering performance that will outlast even the most ardent rider.

The biggest problem with sex and fucking machines are their cost which was one of the reasons that I set up my site. I wanted to review sexmachines so that people could make informed choices before spending their hard earned money.

"It takes a lot of torque to overcome the resistance of a buried dildo and this machines copes with that in its stride."

Joanne

But the high costs mean that it isn't often that I get to review a new fucking machine, but it's always a huge treat when I do so. I have reviewed some of the most expensive sex machines on the market. However, it is the cheaper machines, the entry ones if you like that interest me as they are affordable options to enter the world of mechanical sex.

I was therefore delighted when the lovely people over at sexmachines.co.uk got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing the Willie Wanka mk II fucking machine for them. I jumped at the chance (obviously), and they sent me this machine for free in exchange for a fair and honest review of it. So here are my thoughts on this fun looking machine.

The Doxy Die Cast really gave my nether regions a full workout

It's a funny old world. You know the saying "it's like waiting for a bus to come along"? Well, I have wanted to review a Doxy wand vibrator for years now, ever since they first appeared.

I have seen a myriad of reviews written on how explosively good they are, but I was sat on the sidelines waiting. Then, all of a sudden two of them come along. I recently reviewed the Doxy Number 3 which is fantastic, but it's this bad boy, the Doxy Die Cast that I have been lusting over for such a long time.

"It's like the red apple in Snow White, it entices you to take a bite, or in this case take a journey on the Doxy bus, next stop orgasm land."

Joanne

I mean just look at it. The Doxy Die Cast exudes sexual confidence; it knows what it's doing, and it certainly looks the part.

So after taking some smelling salts to calm myself down from the shock of owning two Doxys, I got on with the reviewing process with great glee and gusto.

A collar that definitely puts any submissive in their place

I have been reviewing products from Meo.de for about four months now, and I am always impressed by their service and the range of products on their site.

These German guys know their stuff when it comes to BDSM, and their equipment is fantastic. I consider myself to be very submissive and so I always love it when they send me a collar to review.

When I wear it I am owned, I am his property, and I will do anything for him. It sets me into a very submissive mindset, and that is something I love.

Joanne

To a submissive a collar of one of the most important pieces of BDSM equipment that you can own. Its significance is very deep between a submissive and their Dominant.

The latest collar that they have sent me to review is their Lady MEO - SLAVE collar in gold, and it's a beauty. It was sent to me for free in exchange for a fair and honest review.

The utimate padlock for BDSM play

I just love the kinky things that are stocked by meo.de, and when I received one of their newsletters at the beginning of January, I was intrigued by their bondage self-timer padlock. So intrigued that I immediately bought one so that I could review it. I just had to see how much fun I could have with one.

I must admit that the feeling of being locked with the padlock was intoxicating and unlike just clipping some restraints together. I knew that I was stuck and that is a turn on.

Joanne

I have long wondered about trying some self-bondage, and this seemed to be the perfect item to give it a go.

Having given it a thorough testing, I can categorically say one thing, and that is that it isn't just for self-bondage. You can have so much fun with a partner playing with it, and in fact, I recommend that you do so.

Zapping my lady bits whilst quimsticking is my idea of heaven

I just love it when I receive a product to review that ticks all of my favourite boxes. E-stim fun, yes, dildo fun, yes, and body-safe materials, that's a definite yes.

The lovely people over at Electrastim sent me one of their Silicone Noir Ovid Electro G-Spot Dildos to review for free in exchange for a fair and honest review. I was delighted to have been asked to review this dildo for them. I have already reviewed a number of their products including the EM-60E estim control box, their Prestige Cock Rings, a Silicone Noir Butt plug and their Jack Socket.

In profile, you can see that it gently curves upwards and ends in a nice bulb which feels fantastic against my g-spot. There is also a ridge halfway down the top of it that gives added stimulation.

Joanne

Anyone who follows my antics on here will know that I adore dildos but even more than that I love electrosex in all of its forms.

This dildo combines the two, and it does so in style. So without further ado, here are my thoughts on the performance of this bi-polar e-stim electrode.

Salted Caramel makes a sensual massage even better

If you are anything like me, you will enjoy a pleasant sensual massage. I was delighted when the lovely Cara Sutra gave me the chance to review a bottle of Amoremeo Salted Caramel Kissable Massage Gel as part of her Pleasure Panel for meo.de.

This is the second flavour of the Meo massage gel that I have reviewed, I really liked the Vanilla one and looked forward to putting this one to the test as well. Any excuse for a gentle massage.

My partner enjoyed using it on me especially licking and sucking it off my nipples after spending a lot of time massaging my breasts (kinky bugger). I must admit that I did enjoy that though and he commented on the sweet taste. It would, therefore, make an ideal foreplay activity. It has me curious to try some of the other gel products from Meo.de like their oral sex lubes.

Joanne

My Stuntcock and I had lots of fun using it on each other, and while the details would be fun to go into, I am just going to summarise the massage gel here. I am sure you can use your imagination for the rest of it. So is this a massage gel that hits the spot or is it something to be avoided?

They say that you can't improve on perfection, well they have

I can still remember the feeling of shock when I first tried a Satisfyer sex toy for the first time (Satisfyer Pro), and it made me cum in under thirty seconds from cold. Something like that stays with you, and ever since then, I have been enjoying the Satisfyer range of sex toys.

Their air wave technology feels like your clitoris is being gently sucked and it feels incredible. When I learned that they had brought out a new take on this method of masturbation my curiosity was piqued.

I like the quick orgasms that this type of sex toy delivers as they just seem to spring up from nowhere and bash you over the head in a surprise attack. I also find that the orgasms tend to roll on and on even after switching the unit off.

Joanne

Their latest model combines the delightful clitoris sucking tech with good old-fashioned vibrations, and that was something I had to experience. Satisfyer were delightful, and they sent me a Satisfyer Pro Plus Vibration for free to review in exchange for an honest evaluation of it.

I deliberately didn't read any reviews on this sex toy as I wanted to be as unbiased as I possibly could before trying it out for myself and I could hardly contain my excitement when it arrived. I hoped the orgasms from it would be as memorable as my first ones with Satisfyers products - talk about high expectations.

Dildos are just such a fun gender free way of masturbating

I just love reviewing dildos, some people prefer vibrators to dildos but when I need to give myself an excellent seeing to it is usually a dildo that I grab.

There is something so sensual and naughty at the same time about thrusting one in and out of a well lubed up orifice.

The glans felt terrific against my g-spot, and the girth felt very nice too. I managed to get all of it in, and that meant I could enjoy the feeling of the balls slapping against me.

Joanne

It seems that Meo.de just know what I like and the type of dildo that I enjoy.

They sent me this 8 Inch black silicone dildo to review, and I have to admit that I have grown rather fond of it and why wouldn't I? Just look at it, it's enough to tempt anyone.

It gives Penis in Vagina sex a whole new twist

It seems like Satisfyer just keeps creating new sex toys to keep me on my toes and they asked if I would be interested in reviewing a couples sex toy called the Satisfyer Pro 4 Couples. I loved the concept of a couples vibrator that also uses their airwave technology, and so I jumped at the chance.

This is one of their latest batch of sex toys that they sent me to review in exchange for a fair and honest review.

I am not sure if it is just in my mind, but I feel that with it inside me the sensations against my g-spot are increased. That may just be the effect the vibrations have on me internally coupled with the 'tightening' effect.

Joanne

So I think I should say a quick word about "how" this is a couples sex toy. Unlike the Pulse III Duo that I reviewed this couples toy has an insertable vibrating element coupled with an external clitoral suction wave stimulator. In that regards, I can't really compare the two toys, and I was looking forward to giving this one a thorough testing.

My Stunt Cock obviously relished the chance to test a couples toy with me (I did not doubt that he would to be honest). So how did we get on and what are my thoughts on it?

When I say it was a pleasure to review - I really mean it

I have finally managed to tick off an amazing sextoy from my sextoy bucket list. After three years of longing, my body has had the pleasure of a Doxy wand. It's not the one that I have spent the last two years lusting over, but my luck never fails to surprise me as this one is even better.

The kinky guys over at Meo.de sent me a Doxy Number 3 wand vibrator to review for them free of charge in exchange for a fair and honest review.

I recommend using a water based lube on and around your clitoris when using the Doxy; the vibrations are so intense I find that some lube helps them to spread more and it smoothes them out a bit which means you can up the power a little.

Joanne

For anyone not in the know, the Doxy wands are the holy grail of handheld sex toys, and they are the wands that all others are now measured against.

Yes, I know the Hitachi Magic Wand was the first, and I did have one of those, but my Foof broke it a long time ago, and since then I have longed to experience a Doxy to see if they would live up to all of the hype about them.

The little vibrator with the devils horns

I have quite a few Rocks Off vibrators and have found them to be reliable an to deliver the goods. I was therefore delighted when they asked me to review the Atomic Streamlined Elegance for them.

They sent me one to review free of charge in exchange for a fair and honest review. I have had my eyes on this bullet vibe for a while now because of its unique shape.

You can insert it but as it is so small it is better off used as a clitoral vibrator, and it's in this role that it excels. Most clitoral vibrators have only one tip which you can use to focus the sensations, but this one has two.

Joanne

I had visions of placing it above my clit and enjoying the sensations from the two tips, and that is the first thing I did with it.

So did it live up to the fantasy or is my tip going to be to steer clear of this horny devil? Oh and before anyone comments, tinsel is like a pet, it's not just for Christmas ;-)

Intense G-Spot fun with clitoral suction action too

I have had some amazing orgasms with Satisfyer products in the past, and I was delighted when they got in touch asking me if I could review three new sex toys for them.

Never one to step away from an orgasmic challenge and as I have enjoyed their products in the past I jumped at the chance. I was sent the Satisfyer Pro G-spot Rabbit Vibrator for free in exchange for a fair and honest review.

This may not be a toy that you get the most out of straight out of the box but do stick with it.

Joanne

I could hardly contain my excitement then the new products arrived, and this was the first one that caught my attention.

I love rabbit vibes but for me, they can be a bit hit and miss due to my body shape, and I hoped that this one would be a hit for me. So read on to find out if the combination of g-spot stimulation and having my clit stimulated with their air pulse technology worked for me or not.

Putting some Unicorn magic between your legs

Anyone who is an avid unicorn fan like myself will immediately notice that this dildo is a dream come true. Now everyone has the chance to experience some unicorn magic between their legs and let's face it who wouldn't want to enjoy this fantastic-looking creation?

I have had my eyes on several Split Peaches creations, but as they are a USA based company, it was difficult to get one over here in the UK.

I love using it vaginally. Why? Well, because I have one and it's a lot of fun quimsticking with it. There's nothing stopping you enjoying some good old fashioned unicorn anal fun too with this dildo, and if that is your thing, then I encourage you to do so as it would feel very intense.

Joanne

That has now changed though, praise the ... (insert your own deity here). Latex Leather & Lace now stock the unicorn dildo as well as the incredibly textured "Screw You Mechadong". As a bonus, they also now have some Split Peaches glow in the dark stress boobies as well, for when we all need to let off some steam.

On a disclosure front, I was sent this dildo to review free of charge in exchange for a fair and honest review. I may have a slight bias though as I love unicorns, so on with the review.

The Flurry is a cracking g-spot orientated dildo

Ever since I started reviewing sex toys and started learning about body-safe quality materials, I have had my eye on Tantus. They make some fantastic creations, but as they are US based, I haven't had the privilege of trying any for myself.

I have three of their dildos on my 'To Do' list, and I was chuffed to bits when Too Timid approached me asking if I would be interested in reviewing a Tantus Flurry. I jumped at the chance to review it for them of course.

Unlike the Cush, the Flurry is a much more manageable 1.5"/3.8cm in diameter giving it 4.7"/11.9cm of girth. Making it a great size for some g-spot fun, and it's great for thrusting, more on that later in the review.

Joanne

After taking some time to get to know it (intimately) I am now qualified to be able to comment on its performance so, it's good but does it live up to the hype? Read on to find out.

Proving that good things come in small packages

Hi, Stunt Cock here and Joanne has dragged me in again to write another male orientated sex toy review for her as let's face it she lacks something in the trouser department for the job. We were sent this new guybrator by Hot Octopuss, and I have to admit to almost doing backflips when I found out that this was one the way.

You see, the Pulse III Duo is one of my all-time favourite sex toys. The sensation that it delivers to my happy chap is incredible, and it never fails to bring me off quickly and very enjoyably.

I have the Pocket Pulse Remote version, and it comes with a remote that can be used by yourself or by your partner for some teasing fun. Teasing can be lots of fun and Joanne has a habit of pinching the remote and edging me by turning down the power just as I am about to come.

Stunt Cock

I was keen then to see how the Pocket Pulse would perform as the Pulse III Duo is fantastic.

I can honestly say that I have enjoyed doing the 'background work' for this review so without further ado, here are my thoughts on the Pocket Pulse Remote.

Getting them out has never felt so sexy

I was asked by Bijoux Indiscrets if I would be able to review a product for them and I must admit to having my doubts about reviewing clothing as it's not something I usually do. So as this is my first ever clothing review so please do bear with me. I don't usually agree to review sexy underwear or clothing, but when I laid eyes on the Maze Halter Bra Harness, I was blown away.

It appealed to my submissive side, and I loved the strappy look to it. It's even Peta Vegan approved, so it seemed to be win-win with this bra harness and so I wholeheartedly agreed to do this review for them.

Wearing it instantly puts you into a very sexy mindset, and it allows instant access to your breasts whilst also framing them beautifully.

Joanne

Well, what did I think of it and is it something I can wholeheartedly recommend? You'll just have to read on to find out, oh and caution, this review has a boobie alert attached to it.

This is a wand style vibrator that isn't just for external use

I had a lot of fun reviewing the Alpha Male Leten Wand Massager from Meo.de which surprised me as it is a small, unobtrusive looking wand style vibrator, but it packs quite a punch.

I was sent this wand massager by Meo.de in exchange for a fair and honest review, and I have taken my time to get to know it, and I am glad that I have as it has a feature not found on most wands due to its small form.

Pressing it against my clit feels fantastic, the sensations are a little buzzy but they do go deep, and it feels nice. However, when I am close, I enjoy sliding the egg end inside so that all of that power is directed right onto my G-spot and that always delivers some incredibly hard orgasms for me.

Joanne

This is a wand that is not only great for external stimulation but it is also small enough for you to experiment with it internally and that gives it an excellent edge for some kinky play options.

It has two motors, and I will talk about that later in the review.

Ceramic perfection from Persian Palm

This is a bit of a special review, special because once in a while you come across a product that is not only a very functional sex toy but also a work of art.

Persian Palm sent me this incredible personalised Eva Classic Line ceramic dildo for free in exchange for a fair and honest review.

There is something about having three different diameters to enjoy that has my pussy purring in satisfaction.

Joanne

I have had my eyes on their wares for a while now as they are handmade and just look so inviting and beautiful.

I was blown away by everything about this dildo, from its packaging to its performance but before I talk about the dildo itself here is some information about Persian Palm.

Never before has a ball and chain been so much fun

I was delighted when Rocks Off asked me to review their Love In Chains Kegel Balls. They sent me a set in exchange for a fair and honest review.

So what are Kegel Balls? Well, they are designed to provide a way for vagina owners to train their kegel muscles. These are the pelvic floor muscles that help provide excellent tone during sex but also reduces the risk of incontinence. Stronger kegel muscles can give you more powerful orgasms and let's face it who wouldn't want that.

I was ordered to wear them out whilst doing the weekly shop and having no panties on seriously ramped up the fun. I was really worried about losing them, only to hear the clattering of the metal as it hit the floor.

Joanne

Most kegel trainers are somewhat basic unless you are using one of the app-controlled vibrating ones like the GBalls2, the IMToys Candy or the Mister Devil. These kegel balls have loads of character and some nice features which I will cover in this review.