Fuck & Play Spreader Bar From Meo.de

A great way to put a submissive in their place

While you can have a lot of fun using some pretty simple BDSM instruments such as a blindfold or flogger, it's sometimes fun to be able to use something kinky and handy as well.

I was delighted when Wolf from Meo.de sent me this 30"/75cm Spreader Bar to use for free in exchange for a fair and honest review.

It's one of those BDSM pieces of apparatus that once you have one, you never know how you got on without it. Getting creative with it is a lot of fun.

Joanne

I have used spreader bars before when visiting dungeons like TP Studios in Cannock and it was so much fun being able to have the time to give one a lot of use.

I have used and enjoyed it, and my Stunt Cock has also enjoyed using it on one of his submissives, so it has had quite a bit of use since it arrived here from Germany.

These shoes had me feeling like Pussy Galore

Last year I was fortunate enough to have been able to visit the Latex, Leather and Lace shop at Barwell in Leicestershire. It was while I was there that I couldn't keep my eyes and hands off the fantastic selection of shoes and boots that they stock.

They have a fantastic range of kinky "fuck me" shoes, and I have never seen anything like them in person before, and they blew me away. One pair, in particular, caught my eye and that was this fantastic pair of Black Dice, Casino themed heels.

I can highly recommend checking out the range of shoes and boots on the Latex Leather & Lace website as it is enormous.

Joanne

Well, StuntCock had bought a pair of fuck me boots for his submissive, but these had to come from the USA. When they arrived in the post, I was delighted to find a little Christmas present for me from Latex, Leather in Lace.

This little ponygirl loves her harness

Now as most of my readers know I have a kinky streak a mile wide and have long fantasised about trying some pony play.

Unfortunately, due to my bad knees, I was unable to try some serious pony play, and so I enlisted the help of a submissive friend of mine who also loves pony play to help with this review.

This is a great harness, and it is ideal for anyone as a first-time harness or even for someone having some experience with pony play.

Joanne

Meo.de supplied this stunning-looking pony bridle head harness to review. As it is such a fantastic product I wanted to do it justice with the review and so I booked a session in a BDSM Dungeon (TP Studios in Cannock) for some kinky pony fun and games.

This a head harness that will give you excellent control of your little human pony. Read on to find out why I like it so much.

Devilish good fun with this kegel trainer

I have reviewed a couple of kegel trainers in the past, and so I was delighted when Sistalk got in touch asking if I wanted to review one of their new range of kegel trainers.

They have produced three 'Monster' themes trainers, and they just look so cute. You can choose from the Mister Godzilla, Mister Devil and Doctor Whale. Each is subtly different. I couldn't help myself and had to ask for the Mr Devil to review.

The trainer itself is a cute looking thing and can be used without its app as a vibrator. It's coated with very soft silicone, and this makes it body safe, phthalate free and hypo-allergenic.

Joanne

Kegel trainers are great sex toys because not only are they good fun to use they also have serious medical benefits helping to tone your muscles and deal with numerous lady issues.

I have now used this trainer for four month so how did I get on with this cute looking kegel trainer? Have I now got a vagina that Wonder Woman would be proud of or did the Mr Devil let me down? Read on to find out.

A clitoral massager that reaches the parts others don't

With the current rate of new clitoral suction style sex toys coming on to the market I wondered about the logic of Lelo bringing out their unique take on this style of toy.

However, having tried it I can attest that it is a welcome addition to the range available, it is in fact pretty damn impressive, and that surprised me - a lot.

I find that when playing with it, the stimulations get you so involved you enjoy the journey as well as the destination. It isn't a toy where you just go through the motions, it sucks you in and gives you a fantastic ride.

Joanne

Lelo sent me one of their Lelo Sona Cruise sex toys in exchange for a fair an honest appraisal, and this is one of those sex toys that did surprise me.

So without further ado, here are my thoughts on the Lelo Sona Cruise.

A real treat for any submissive

I love my BDSM products as I consider myself to be quite a kinky lass. I was delighted when Meo.de sent me this set of metal ankle shackles in exchange for a fair and honest review.

This isn't the first product that I have reviewed for the Meo team, and once again I was delighted with both the product and their customer service.

I am fascinated by just how smooth and shiny they are; it is evident that a lot of effort has gone into their finish.

Joanne

If you've tried leather or rope restraints then why not give some metal restraints a try as they feel so different, and different is good.

You may have already guessed that this is going to be a positive review, I love these shackles but let me tell you why I think that they are so good and why they are definitely worth trying out.

A Dodil is a Dildo for all seasons

I was lucky to be an early reviewer of the revolutionary Dodil mouldable dildo earlier this year, and I enjoyed reviewing it so much.

I loved the concept, being able to create the perfect dildo for my style of masturbation was a real breakthrough. It's so much fun on many levels appealing to my creative side as well as my kinky side.

The Dodil is just so different to everything else available. In a world of technology, magnetic chargers and internet of things (IoT) toys and equipment it is refreshing to see something as simple and efficient as the Dodil.

Joanne

I can categorically say that the Dodil is my sex toy of the year 2017. Everyone should have one, and I was delighted to hear that they haven't rested on their laurels they are continuing to improve their product and are thinking laterally.

They sent me the second version of the toy to review which was a lovely surprise indeed.

This Fleshlight is now at the front of my go to queue

I love the nickname that Joanne gives me - Stunt Cock. She brings me in to help review sleeve style masturbators as, well she isn't entirely equipped to conduct a thorough testing of them.

So that's where I step in, or I suppose that should be, where I slip in I guess. I was delighted to have been given a chance to review one of the new Fleshlight Turbo Thrust masturbators by the friendly people over at Latex, Leather & Lace.

I love watching my Stunt Cock using a Fleshlight and they are not just for single penis owners out there, they can be great couples toys. It's so much fun to use it on him.

Joanne

I already have a couple of Fleshlights in my collection, and they are always fun to use and do the job very well indeed. I was curious to see how the Fleshlight Turbo Thrust would stand up to the others I have used. Fleshlight is marketing it as the ultimate blowjob experience, and I have to admit that got my attention. I had high expectations for this Fleshlight and hoped that while being an oral sex simulator, it wouldn't 'suck'.

So, did it deliver on its promise of the ultimate blowjob experience? Read on to find out.

It won't warm your heart but it will certainly warm your buttocks

Now, I love my impact play, enjoying nothing more than a firm spanking or paddling. So I was delighted when Meo.de asked me to review one of their spanking paddles. They sent me this lovely paddle with four hearts from their 'Hurt Me' range in exchange for a fair and honest review.

This is a large paddle and nothing like the ones that I usually enjoy, so I couldn't wait to see what it would feel like to use.

If you are using it for the first time I'd recommend practising with it on a cushion or pillow. It's surprisingly harsh when swung. You will find that unlike a smaller paddle it kicks well above its weight.

Joanne

I was hoping for some very exciting play but I was curious about how something this big would feel.

Read on to find out what I thought of this beauty.

Just when you thought the rabbit vibe couldn't get better

I absolutely love Rabbit Vibes, their design really does it for me. I like to be filled as I masturbate, feeling the delicious sensations of having myself open up to accept a sex toy. I also love strong clitoral stimulations as well.

I was delighted when So Divine got in touch asking me if I wanted to review one of their latest creations, the Lets Go Crazy rabbit vibe. They sent me this vibrator for free in exchange for a fair and honest review and that has not affected this review in any way.

Quimsticking with a sex toy that is at body temperature is an amazing feeling and this rabbit stands out from the crowd because of this and the amazing thudding g-spot stimulations that it delivers.

Joanne

Now I know its name has some negative connotations for some people but for me, it's talking about fun and that is what I hoped (or should that be hopped) for. Fun and lots of it.

So, why does the Lets Go Crazy Rabbit Vibe have me hopping for joy?

Sometimes I question my sanity but the Unicorn in my kitchen says I'm fine.

I was delighted when I received a package of new sex toys to review from Rocks Off. They are one of my favourite UK manufacturers and I can honestly say I haven't found any of their vibrators that I didn't like.

They sent me three new products to review and this is the first one. The absolutely stunning Unihorn 10 speed vibrator.

There is something about Unicorns that I really like and so this colourful vibe from Rocks Off really caught my eye. Apparently, a Unicorn will only come to a maiden of a pure heart. So owning a Unihorn vibrator is the closest I will ever get to a Unicorn I guess.

Joanne

I could hardly contain my excitement when I first saw it as I have a bit of a thing for Unicorns - well who doesn't?

This is another of their popular range of bullet vibes and I couldn't wait to put it to the test. Their new 10 speed bullets have been generating a very positive ripple through the reviewing community that is growing into tidal wave proportions. It looks amazing, but how does its performance rate, read on to find out?

A stunning collar to complement my magnetic personality

This year I've been lucky enough to have already reviewed a metal collar and I was over the moon when MEo.de sent me their Euphoria collar for free in exchange for an honest appraisal of it.

I really enjoyed reviewing their lockable metal collar and so I was really keen to see how this one would measure up against it.

Collars have huge significance in the BDSM community and metal collars are often used for Kajira training or dungeon play due to their unyielding properties.

I love the cold feel of steel when it's against my skin and this one delivers that feeling well. It's also quite substantial and so you really know it's there, its weight and hardness are a constant reminder of its presence and that is one of the things that I really like about it.

Joanne

I could hardly contain my excitement whilst waiting for it to arrive. I, Joanne the submissive was very excited to be getting to try on and evaluate another metal collar. So what do I think of this one? Read on to find out.

Just because it has Vanilla in its name doesn't that mean you can't get kinky

Massages are a really sensual way to give and receive pleasure. Who doesn't like them? I know that I love them and so I was delighted when I got the chance to review the AMOREMEO Vanilla Kissable Massage Gel for Cara as part of her pleasure Panel for Meo.de.

This massage gel is actually available in two flavours and these being Vanilla which is the one that I am reviewing and Salted Caramel. The Caramel one sounds so nice that I will have to try to get one of those in to review as well.

It's very easy to dispense using the pump on the bottle and I proceeded to rub my hands together to spread it around and to warm it up before starting to give a massage. This is where you really notice the Vanilla smell and it soon fills the room. This sets a nice warm relaxing atmosphere for events and I liked that.

Joanne

I really enjoyed getting to know it by using it on my Stunt Cock and having him use it on me too. Any excuse for a massage, so what did I think of it then?

This butt plug just keeps on popping in not out

As my regular readers will know, I am a bit of a texture queen when it comes to dildos. So, the moment I saw this butt plug I was very interested in how it would feel. Those ridges look so enticing and I just had to see how they felt.

The lovely Cara Sutra sent me one to review for sextoys.co.uk who are one of my favourite UK sex shops and the first guys that ever sent me a product to review many years ago (thank you).

On my hands and knees, I could really feel it pressing against my G-spot and that felt very good.

Joanne

I couldn't wait for it to arrive so that I could try it to see if I like my texture as much anally as I do vaginally. I didn't have long to wait.

A Necklace Inspired By The Legendary Amelia Earhart

It isn't often that I get to review jewellery but this is no ordinary piece of jewellery. It's actually a very cleverly designed kinky BDSM play device.

Inspired by the legendary feisty female explorer and pilot Amelia Earhart this beautiful necklace has a double use.

I love the fact that I can wear this in public and just touching it brings back so many sexy playtime memories. It is also nice to be able to hand it over to a play partner and have them tease me with it.

Joanne

It isn't often that you can get away with walking around with a BDSM toy hanging from your neck and so I just love the concept of this piece of jewellery.

A silcicone butt plug with a shocking twist

I was delighted when the lovely Cara Sutra sent me this silicone e-stim butt plug to review for Bondara. It ticked all of my boxes, these being fun butt sex and of course e-stim action.

I was sent the Electrastim Rocker Medium to review in exchange for a fair and honest review.

It almost feels like a good rogering and I had no problems edging myself with the controls to the first of many orgasms with the Rocker.

Joanne

Anyone familiar with my blog and my review will know that I absolutely adore electrosex or e-stim. I have a large collection of control boxes and electrodes but this is my first silicone butt plug electrode. So I was curious to see how it would stand up to the metal ones in my collection.

So armed with an intense curiosity, a kinky streak a mile wide and lots of water-based lube it was on with the review.

This is a visually stunning flogger to both intimidate and delight

One of the staple pieces of BDSM equipment in any kinksters toybox is a good flogger and I've now reviewed a few of them. This one though definitely stands out from the crowd though. I have no doubt that you can immediately see why.

It looks very intimidating with its black barbed wire fronds looking ready to draw blood from any backside lucky enough to be the target when it's swung.

This is the sort of flogger that will have a submissive taking an involuntary gasp of breath when you remove it from your kitbag for the first time.

Joanne

This amazing Oscuro Barbed Wire & Suede Leather Floggers was sent to me by the lovely people at Latex, Leather and Lace. They are the UK's premiere store for high-quality fetish wear, lingerie & clothing. They sent it to me for free in exchange for an honest and frank review of it.

It was definitely a product that I was looking forward to testing to its fullest and I knew that my backside was in for some serious attention.

"Take my breath away" - with a gas mask for kinky fun and games

Gas Masks are one of those kink products that most people never get to try. They are the domain of the military and workers in hazardous environments but is that all that they are for?

I was sent this breath control gas mask from the nice guys over at Meo.de for free in exchange for a fair an honest review. I have to hold my hand up and say that this was a first for me. It's not often that I get to try a new kink out and so I was really looking forward to getting to know it.

Placing a hand over the inlet will prevent you from breathing. As you struggle and try to breathe, the mask is sucked onto your face and this is a very scary sensation.

Joanne

Whilst gas masks are very functional pieces of equipment you have to admit that there is something just so kinky about them.

Just the look and smell of all that rubber has my juices flowing. This was one review item that I couldn't wait to enjoy. So read on to find out what you can do with a gas mask in a sexual sense. It may surprise you to find out just how much fun that they can actually be.

A surprisingly simple sex toy storage solution

I am totally buzzed to be reviewing a sex toy storage box - finally. Yes, I am a bit weird I guess. But, as more and more people buy sex toys more of us face the dilemma of how to store them discreetly and efficiently.

This is a problem for lots of people for many different reasons, maybe you don't want your kids finding your toys. Maybe it's your parents or housemates that you want to keep in the dark about your sex toy shenanigans.

The Joyboxx looks like your average run of the mill makeup case and so it won't look out of place in anyone's bedroom. This makes it very discreet and the perfect sex toy storage solution.

Joanne

In my younger years, I could get pretty imaginative when it came to keeping my sex toys under my Mums radar when I lived at home. I wish I had something like the Joyboxx to hide them in.

Meo.de sent me this sex toy storage box to review in exchange for a fair and honest review and that is what I did. Although I must admit I wish they did them in wheelie bin sizes for my sex toy collection.

Let me tell you why you should get one of these great boxes. So, if you are looking for a discreet way to store your genitals' best friends then read on.

This absolute gem of a vibrator is like Marmite, you'll love it or hate it

This year has seen many new sex toys enter the marketplace, some touted as new concepts or ideas. Some fell on their faces whilst others have thrived. The Queen Bee is one of those new and radical designs of sex toy.

The Queen Bee has a unique approach to masturbation and stimulation, it's a huge leap of faith for its manufacturer Hot Octopuss. Note to self: I really, really love that name.

The pulsing sensations felt incredible on my clitoris and they are hard to describe. It sort of feels like a finger tapping your clit very, very fast and it blew me away.

Joanne

Earlier in the year, I was lucky enough to review their Pulse III Duo and I was fascinated by the pulse plate technology. I have never wanted a penis between my legs so much in my life. Stop giggling, you know what I mean. I wanted to feel that pulse plate on my genitals so much.

Well, Hot Octopus listened and that same sex-tech is placed into the Queen Bee. A sex toy that I suppose you could call a wand even though it carries more of a resemblance to a hairless brush.