Beowulf Silicone Dildo Review From Hankeys Toys
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Beowulf Silicone Dildo Review From Hankeys Toys

The Beowulf is a silicone dildo of beastly proportions

I have long been a fan of Hankeys Toys, their silicone delights are a sight to behold. With a reputation for larger than life dildos, they are a size queens dream.

I was therefore delighted when they got in touch with me asking if I would like to review the Beowulf for them as well as two of their new XS range of dildos.

"It just gets better and better as you slide more inside with each inch of this dildo opening you up wider and wider until you feel you can't take any more."

Joanne

As you can well imagine, it didn't take me long to decide on how to reply, the chance to enjoy some Hankeys Silicone is not to be missed.

So after a short wait, the doorbell rang, and I went to receive a box of dicks from the courier. Many bottles of lube later, I am ready to tell you all about the Beowulf and what I think of it. So read on to how I got on with it.

Delivery and packaging

Image showing the Hankeys Beowulf Dildo in its packagingI didn't have to wait long for my package to arrive from the USA by courier.

It was dispatched quickly and in a very discreet plain cardboard box which contained this dildo and two more from the new Hankeys XS range (reviews coming soon).

Each dildo was individually wrapped and sealed in a plastic film to keep them clean in transit. The package also arrived with an adorable Hankeys Toys sticker which is now affixed to my laptop.

The simple approach to packaging helps to keep prices down as there is a lot of silicone in these dildos, and that is not a cheap material.

The simple packaging is also good for the environment and I for one like that.

Design and materials

You are going to hear a lot of words like stunning, amazing and fantastic in this review, and that is because those words are a perfect fit for this silicone creation.

The Beowulf is a fantastic (see there you go) looking dildo that has been created by the same sculptor who designed the Seahorse Dildo that I have already reviewed.

Image showing the small Beowulf in all its glory in my hand
The Beowulf has lovely changes in girth and a nice knot at the base

It features a massive knot at the base and lot of changes in girth along the shaft to tease your holes as you use it.

The glans is unusual in its shape and design, it has a pronounced coronal ridge that feels incredible as it pops inside you. Just under this feature is a series of ridges that are just perfect for gliding over your clitoris to deliver spine-tingling sensations.

Image showing the glans of the Beowulf
The Beowulf has a fantasy glans shape that feels great nudging against my cervix

The muscly and meaty shaft delivers lots in terms of changes in diameter and textures, with detailed veins adding extra texture to the shaft.

The main knot at the base of the dildo gives you a real challenge as you try to squeeze even more of it inside you. It really opens you wide and feels incredible.

This is the small, and there are three larger sizes available if you really fancy a challenge. Mr Hankeys Dildos are always larger than life and perfect for size queens who want a challenge, enjoying the fuller sensations when masturbating.

Image showing muscly nature of the Beowulf
The Beowulf has a stunning fantasy design with lots of muscly changes in girth along its shaft

Specifications

BEOWULF - SMALL
Circumference near head (rim): 4.25"/10.8cm
Circumference near middle: 6.00"/15.2cm
Circumference at knot: 8.00"/20.3cm
Circumference near base: 7.00"/17.8cm
Overall length: 10.00"/25.4cm
Insertable length: 9.00"/22.9cm
Texture: Smooth/Light Texture
Strapon Ring Size: 2.50"/6.4cm

When you order a Hankeys Dildo, you get the opportunity to include a Vac-u-lock compatible hole in the base. As this costs just $4.95, you would be daft not to do so as it increases your play options.

Imagine this dildo or one of the larger ones on the end of a strap-on harness or on the thrusting rod of a fucking machine, and you will see why it is good to have.

Having experienced it on the business end of a fucking machine, all I can say is that it is mind-blowing. I will go into more detail on that in a moment.

Image showing the vac-u-lock hole on the base of my Beowulf
The Beowulf has an option for a vac-u-lock compatible hole in the base and it is a great option to take

The Beowulf is available in a more modestly sized XS version in the new Hankeys Toys XS Range.

When you order the full-blown version, you have lots of options. It is available in four sizes, three colour options (Natural Tan, Deep Brown and Black) and two firmness ratings (Med-firm and 75% Soft).

The difference between the two firmness ratings is easy to understand once you understand the thought process behind it. Consider an erect penis, Med-Firm compares to a hard erect penis in terms of its firmness. Whereas 75% Soft corresponds to a semi-erection at approximately 75% hardness. That is a bit easier to understand than Shore Hardness ratings.

This one is a Medium Firmness Small in Deep Brown.

The blend of silicone used is really nice. This dildo has a little squish when you squeeze it, but you can fold it fully in half.

Image showing the Beowulf folded in half
The Beowulf is very flexible and can be folded in half without it breaking

The silicone is smooth but with a nice amount of drag to pull your skin, adding to the sensations. Of course, being silicone, it is non-porous, latex and phthalate-free and very easy to clean.

Placed on a strap-on harness or fucking machine does see it droop a little but that is t be expected with a weighty chunk of silicone as long as this one.

Performance

So, enough about how it is made and what it looks like, you are no doubt more interested in how it performs in use, and I can understand that.

When I first laid my eyes on the Small Beowulf, I knew that I was in for a treat. The delightful textures and girth, combined with the draggy silicone, mean that it is a joy to use.

Image showing the Beowulf next to a soda can
Yes, that is a soft drinks can that the Beowulf is stood next to and this is the small

The glands at the head give great sensation as you insert it and you certainly know once it is inside as the coronal ridge pops into you.

It just gets better and better as you slide more inside with each inch of this dildo opening you up wider and wider until you feel you can't take any more. But after waiting, relaxing and taking a deep breath, I managed to take it right to the base, and that felt incredible.

I was pretty proud of myself, and the interesting glans felt amazing as it pushed down past the end of my cervix giving me a feeling of being totally full and about to split in half.

After relaxing some more, I started to thrust with it, and that felt delightful. The changes in girth really get you going as you feel it opening you wider and wider as you thrust with it.

Use plenty of good quality water-based lube like Sliquid H2O or Secret Play Natural to enjoy the girth of this beast of a dildo.

Using it on a fucking machine takes the play to a whole new level of enjoyment, and I can just lay there being literally ploughed by this behemoth of a dildo.

On your hands and knees doggy style, it is much easier to control the depth of each thrust, and I relished the feeling of having it almost slip out of me before filling me entirely again.

At high speeds this is amazing, and orgasms are hard and fantastic with so much dildo to clamp down upon.

This is a dildo that I have no chance of taking anally, but vaginally it is a real toe curler. If you can take it anally, then you are going to love the texture and the changes in girth.

Image showing the Beowulf in my hand
The Beowulf is a fantastic dildo for stretching and knot play

I had so much fun with the Beowulf, and he has left me tender and sore on several occasions after a good fucking machine session with it.

The Beowulf silicone dildo from @HankeysToys is a sight to behold. Every inch just gets wider and wider filling you completely. Click to Tweet

Key Features

Image showing the Beowulf on top of a soft drinks canKey features:

  • Silicone dildo avilable in two hardnesses
  • Three colour options
  • Four size options
  • Vac-u-lock hole option
  • Body-safe
  • Strap-on compatible

I would recommend it to:

  • Anyone looking for a body-safe dildo larger than the norm
  • Anyone who enjoys dildos with knots
  • Anyone looking for a fantasy dildo
  • Size queens everywhere

I wouldn't recommend it to:

  • Anyone not into large dildos (check out the XS range though)
  • Anyone not into fantasy dildos

Final Thoughts

The Beowulf is a size queens dream come true, but it is also available in more modest proportions if taking things to the max is not your thing.

The silicone blend used is delightful, and it is firm yet flexible. It allows you to feel every texture while still giving a little as you clamp down on it mid-orgasm, and that is a feeling I love.

Hankeys Toys are excellent quality and beautifully designed, they have something for everyone, and the new XS range is brilliant.

If you fancy a challenge then definitely consider going for the Beowulf, this primal dildo will give you the ride of your life. I still love those changes in circumference, they really feel incredible.

I was sent the Small Beowulf Dildo by Hankeys Toys and I would like to thank them for giving me the opportunity to review it for them.

Joanne's rating

9Overall10Design8Features9Functionality9Ease of use9Price

Where Can I Get One From?

Mr Hankeys Toys

Grab one of these fantastic fantasy dildos from Hankeys Toys from just $119.95 (£97.51) and treat yourself to some beastly girthy fun.

Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi".

Disclosure

Disclaimer - I was sent the Beowulf by Hankeys Toys to review free of charge and this has in no way affected the outcome of this review. This post contains affiliate links and if you purchase something when you follow one of these links I may receive a small commission at no cost to you. For more information check out my disclosure page.


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