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My thoughts and musings about life as a sex toy reviewer

I hope that you enjoy this insight into my life and what I do. I love reviewing adult products and I will use this blog to keep everyone aware of what is coming up for review soon and also to pass on any thoughts or issues that I have. I love feedback so please use the comments sections of these posts to get in touch with me.

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Just How Powerful Is The Sybian?

This is one question that I get asked regularly and I always say it is amazing. Well in this short video I show you just how the attachment moves around inside a woman and how incredibly powerful it is when vibrating. The attachment almost wants to fly off the machine, enjoy the video.

So what are you waiting for, read the full of the Sybian review. CLICK HERE

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The Inner Selfie Stick - Svakom Siime Eye

Intimate Video Clip

These two videos are definitely not safe for work. The first shows me fucking myself with the Svakom and you can see that the image quality is not too bad as it is drawn out but as you slide it in the pussy juices just turns everything into a pink blur. The second video was taken with me holding the svakom at the entrance to my pussy which is held open with a plastic speculum. I get myself off at around the 2 minutes and 44 seconds point and have problems holding the camera steady LOL.

Only watch both videos if you are fine with their graphic content.

Fucking Myself With The Svakom Siime Eye

Video of me using a Svakom Siime Eye Camera Vibrator. The qulaity is better as it is withdrawn as pussy juices blur everything on the in stroke.

Video of me using a Svakom Siime Eye Camera Vibrator. The qulaity is better as it is withdrawn as pussy juices blur everything on the in stroke

Internal Orgasm Video

Video of my internal orgasm using a Svakom Siime Eye Camera Vibrator. My orgasm starts at around 2mins 44secs when all hell breaks loose and I can't hold the camera straight LOL.

Video of my internal orgasm using a Svakom Siime Eye Camera Vibrator. My orgasm starts at around 2mins 44secs when all hell breaks loose and I can't hold the camera straight LOL

So what are you waiting for, read the full review. CLICK HERE

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New Review - Fleshlight Pink Lady Vortex

Slip Inside Something Comfortable

This is my first review of a male masturbator and so I had to enlist the aid of a "Stunt-Cock" in the guise of my husband. He was over the moon at the prospect of getting a toy to review, his attitude being "about time". I can't argue with that I suppose, he normally just gets to see me going through the review process but with this one he gets to have some fun.

Fleshlight is the brand name for the worlds largest and most popular brand of male masturbators and I have heard a lot about them but this was also going to be my first introduction to them as well as my husbands.

We really enjoyed reviewing it and intend to get some more in to compare with it. Chek out my inner texture video and then the full review for more information as to how good it really is.

Check Out The Inner Texture

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So what are you waiting for, read the full review. CLICK HERE

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The Male Nereid in glowing green and black

I am currently enjoying a new fantasy silicone dildo from Tails & Portholes, I absolutely love it. The colours and mottles effect are really nice as is the glow in the dark pigment. This is a superbe example of a small independant company making something original and really cool. The Male Nereid features a really nice set of scales aong its shaft that really feel nice.

The Male Nereid fantasy sildo in glow in the dark green and black

Full review to follow, as I am too busy enjoying it right now LOL.

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The Inner Selfie Stick - Svakom Siime Eye

The Svakom Siime Eye Camera Vibrator allows you to take internal video and sill picsI am having a lot of fun playing with the Svakom Siime Eye camera vibrator, taking still pics and even video footage of the inside of my pussy as I play and orgasm.

I'm about halfway through writting up my review of it and have decided to show an internal video of what happens inside of my pussy as I orgasm. It's both an exciting and terrifying thought to be sharing that with you all.

So what are you waiting for, read the full review. CLICK HERE

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