Sheets Of San Francisco Sybian Cover
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Sheets Of San Francisco Sybian Cover

You Can Now Really Let Yourself Go On A Sybian

I have been dying to be able to review a Sheets Of San Francisco (SOSF) product ever since I bumped into their stand at the ETO show in 2016. I was blown away by the materials that they use. So you can imagine my excitement when the lovely Karen at got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing the new Sybian cover made in collaboration with SOSF. Not only was I going to get to enjoy a Sybian again with the help of Ian from but I was finally going to get to review a SOSF product. After much grinning and clapping of hands together I sat back waiting for all of the pieces to fall into place for the review.

It doesn't get better than this, you can squirt with confidence, safe in the knowledge that you aren't going to ruin your Sybian investment and then you can just throw the fluid proof cover into the laundry and pour a glass of post orgasmic wine - sweet.


I didn't have to wait long at all and I stood with excitement welling up inside me looking at a Sybian and a lovely black box containing the new cover for it. So after all this time and anticipation what do I really think of the materials produced by SOSF and more importantly is the cover worth the money if you already own a Sybian? Read on to find out.

The Sybain fluid proof cover comes in a nice boxFor anyone who doesn't know what a Sybian is (where have you been all of your life), it's a legend, a veritable orgasmic god in the world of sex machines. The Sybian is a saddle that you ride and you can fit various attachments on top of it depending on your mood and how you like to play. It has two main features, the first is that insertable attachments can rotate around inside you giving you great g-spot stimulation but by far its greatest feature is its incredibly powerful vibrations. How does it compare to a standard vibrator, well picture a small bottle rocket (standard vibe) standing next to the Saturn 5 rocket that took man to the moon and that sort of pictures the power difference. It has the power to literally rip an orgasm out of its rider leaving you with legs like jelly. Check out my full review of the Sybian.

The Sybain fluid proof cover has the Sybain logo all over itIt's a pure masturbatory beast, but it can be tamed though, you can edge yourself for long periods of time teasing yourself before ramping everything up to send you into a crashing orgasm that will really have the neighbours complaining.

It's the raw power though that causes lots of riders to actually squirt for the first time in their lives (puts hand up and blushes) and this can be a very worrying thing to happen when you are straddling a sex toy that is plugged into mains electricity. This worry is totally unfounded of course as the design of the Sybian means that you can squirt and squirt to your hearts content in total safety. That knowledge though doesn't help with the post ride clean up process and lets face it the Sybian isn't cheap so you don't really want to be lathering it up with body fluids time and time again before having to scrub them off again repeatedly.

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The Sybain fluid proof cover is very well made and easy to fitSo, step in the Sybian Fuidproof Cover produced for Sybian by the fabric wizards over at Sheets of San Francisco. This cover fits over the Sybian protecting it from anything that you care to throw at it and the best bit is that nothing sticks to the 2-ply engineered Polyurethane and Polyseter blend used in the material. You can even just take it off the Sybian and throw it into the washing machine as it's machine washable. The standard of finish on the cover is very high and that gives you immediate confidence that it will do what it is supposed to do.

Cue the obligatory laundry warning - "Wash on a warm cycle using your favorite laundry detergent. Tumble dry on low or better yet, line dry. Do not iron, bleach, or dry clean."

It doesn't get better than this, you can squirt with confidence, safe in the knowledge that you aren't going to ruin your Sybian investment and then you can just throw the fluid proof cover into the laundry and pour a glass of post orgasmic wine - sweet.

The Sybain fluid proof cover makes the Sybian look softer and less menacingThe material that SOSF have produced feels silky to the touch whilst also feeling rubbery at the same time which is a weird thing to say I know but it's true and nothing sticks to it. I even tried hot wax from a candle - well you never know, kinksters out there may want to try some nipple waxing whilst riding a Sybian rodeo style. The wax just flakes off the cover once cool, lube washes off, vag-goo washes off, in fact everything I have tried washes off the cover leaving it clean and ready for your next ride.

The cover is very simple to fit over your Sybain and it has gaps where the power cable and the control cable emerge. I love the little Sybian logos all over it, I just think it makes the Sybian look like a cute and kinky pouffe which is a good thing as for first timers it can look a little intimidating. You fit it to your Sybian before you fit your chosen attachment. The wide base on the attachments prevent fluid from going under the attachment and down through the opening on top of the cover and any fluid spills will just run off it.

The Sybains cables easily protrudeWith one of these you don't need to worry about having a 'Tenna Lady' moment on a Sybian or even a full on squirting session, and SOSF have got you (or should I say the Sybian) covered.

The Fluid Proof Cover is available at the moment on special offer for only $79.99 (usual price of $94.99) and when you compare that to the price of a Sybian you would simply be mad not to buy one with a Sybian. If you already own a Sybian then one of these covers makes a lot of sense purely from the speed of clean up if nothing else.

I am really enamoured with the materials produced by SOSF and I would give my back teeth for the opportunity to review their bedding sets (hint, hint LOL). If you haven't checked out their range of products I urge you to do so as they are all top quality items.

As for the Sybian it's a sex machine that will forever have a very special place in my heart and a soft spot between my legs. It's quite simply amazing, in the US you can buy one with a exclusive 45 day trial offer if you don't like it or if you are in the UK then check out the excellent rental service over at to try before you buy.

Key Features

The Sybain fluid proof cover is a great investmentKey features:

  • Incredible material, 2-ply engineered Polyurethane and Polyester blend
  • Cleaning is very easy
  • Excellent fit
  • Machine washable
  • Fluid proof and breathable

Final Thoughts

A Sybian is a huge investment and so it does make a lot of sense to invest in one of these covers to protect it. I squirted on a Sybian for the first time in my life but I was really, really worried about doing so. With this cover I can relax and just enjoy the ride on this amazing machine, I also love the little Sybian logos emblazoned all over it - cute.

The material that Sheets Of San Francisco produce is unlike any other I have tried and nothing sticks to it, lube and body fluids come off it effortlessly which makes clean up after a Sybian ride a very quick and simple affair, it is great being able just to throw the cover into the washing machine.

I was sent the Fluidproof Sybian Cover by Karen at with a little help from Ian at who supplied the Sybian and I would like to thank them both for giving me the opportunity to review this great product.

Joanne's rating

9Overall8Design8Features10Functionality10Ease of use9Price

Where Can I Get One From?

Grab one of the Sheets Of San Francisco Fluid Proof Sybian Covers from it makes a lot of sense to protect your investment to keep it spotless and ready to go at a moments notice. Clean up is a doddle with this amazing material. It's also on sale as I write this and one will cost you just $79.99 (usual price $94.99) which is a good investment to keep your Sybian in first class condition.

Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi".


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