Bound To Tease Bamboo Spanking Paddle

Written by  Apr 12, 2019

A fantastic bamboo paddle that delivers deep thuddy sensations

Stunt CockStunt Cock here again. When it comes to BDSM activities sub'r' loves her impact play the most. This is entirely understandable when you think that impact play is often a core part of most peoples BDSM scenes or kinky bedroom activity.

This type of play can be incredibly arousing and not necessarily painful. A good impact play session can deliver soft almost caress like blows and at the other end of the spectrum hard stinging strikes.

"Using it on sub'r' is a delight and she loves the sensations that it delivers. Stroke after stroke gets her all excited and slowly building up the strength of the blows has her gasping and her backside actively pushing back against the paddle as she gets more and more aroused."

Stunt Cock

There is no shortage of impact play toys out there, and the humble paddle is often an implement of choice for lots of people due to its fantastic performance.

I am delighted to have been able to review the Bound To Tease Bamboo Spanking Paddle for for supplying it and allowing me to review it. So, let me tell you all about this lovely looking bamboo paddle.

While I have many paddles in my collection and each is unique in the sensations that they generate this is the first wooden or bamboo one I have owned. I was curious as to how it would feel from both ends of the handle.

The Bamboo Spanking Paddle comes in a no-frills simple, clear pouch. It has a Bound To Tease label attached to a paracord loop that goes through the handle.

Image showing the bamboo spanking paddle in its plastic pouch
The Bound To Tease Bamboo Spanking Paddle comes in minimalistic packaging

Measuring in at 42cm/16.5" long, it has a handle that is 15cm/5.9" long. The handle is lovely and straightforward featuring a crisp design. The end of it features an almost heart shape section that is merged with the handle, and this looks very nice indeed.

The business end of the paddle is 27cm/10.6" x 10.5cm/4.1" wide. This makes for a large area that is capable of striking both buttocks at the same time with stingy, yelpy results.

You can put your wrist through the paracord loop on the handle if you are worried about slippery fingers not being able to grip the smooth handle. Or, you can just use the loop to hang the paddle up between uses.

The thing that I like most about this paddle is it looks. The smooth surface with it grain locked inside the glossy varnish looks fantastic. I could spend a lot of time just staring at it intimately, noting the details of the grain and knots. I also love the dichotomy of its warm, welcoming looks and its harsh, painful impacts.

Image showing the large flat face of the bamboo spanking paddle
The grain in the bamboo looks amazing sealed in clear varnish. It really is a good looking paddle

The bamboo in this paddle just doesn't yield at all, and it is easy to swing. That ease of use belies an ability to delivery very hard strokes swiftly and efficiently.

This is a paddle eminently suitable for advanced and intermediate users. But, beginners can use it with caution and lots of care as it is capable of inflicting lots of pain.

It is very suited for close environments where it can be difficult to swing a flogger or whip. It also lends itself to over the knee paddling sessions or in conjunction with a spanking bench.

This paddle delivers deep thuddy impacts that sting like hell. Even slow, short swings provide deliciously sharp painful impacts that quickly draw the blood to the surface of your skin.

Image showing the bamboo spanking paddle in Joanne's hand
The paddle is effortless to swing and it delivers deep thuddy impacts

It is effortless to get a pair of buttocks bright red in no time at all with this paddle. It is the fact that it is so solid with no give at all that makes it such a severe implement. The impact while spread over a wide area is crisp and heavy. These impacts result in a sharp intake of breath and a deep stinging sensation all around the area of impact. It really is a delight to use.

Using it on sub'r' is a delight and she loves the sensations that it delivers. Stroke after stroke gets her all excited and slowly building up the strength of the blows has her gasping and her backside actively pushing back against the paddle as she gets more and more aroused.

I was delighted by how much sub'r' loves this style of impact and it is now a staple feature of our impact play. I shouldn't really be surprised as she loves the Cat as well.

We found that the best way to use this paddle is to warm up first with a flogger or just your hands until the flesh is red and hot to the touch. Then we switch to the bamboo paddle for some harder play.

Image showing the thickness of the bamboo spanking paddle
This paddle is nice and thick, having absolutely not give in it at all. It can be used very harshly to deliver painful impacts

This quickly gets the adrenalin and endorphins flowing and sub'r' quickly goes into subspace, enjoying the sensations being delivered.

But, this is a paddle that any submissive could quickly learn to fear if used improperly or too harshly. After lots of use sub'r' relishes the thuddy impacts and it arouses her every time we use it.

The impacts are felt long after the paddle is removed and this is the sign of a profoundly deep impact, and it feels lovely.

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Key Features

Image showing the thickness and grain of the bamboo spanking paddleKey features:

  • Rectangular bamboo spanking paddle provides large contact area
  • Rigid bamboo provides stingy and sharp thuddy impacts
  • Perfect for intermediate and advanced play
  • Wrist loop for secure swinging or convenient storage
  • Excellent quality

I would recommend it to:

  • Anyone looking for deep thuddy impact play
  • Anyone looking for a rigid paddle made to last
  • Anyone wanting an vegan option for a paddle
  • Anyone who wants to spank both buttocks simulataneously

I wouldn't recommend it to:

  • Anyone new to impact play
  • Anyone looking for more sensual impact play
  • Anyone with a low pain threshold

Final Thoughts

The Bound To Tease Bamboo Spanking Paddle is fantastic quality and definitely made to last.

Its thick profile gives it a nice weight and rigidity. It is fast becoming one of my favourite paddles. It will definitely be getting lots more use on sub'r', and Joanne also enjoys its ministrations.

If you are looking for a paddle that can really expand your play sessions, one capable of delivering delicious impacts to both buttocks at the same time then check this one out.

For its meagre £12.95 price tag you will get a fantastic impact play toy that will take pride of place in your collection.

You get one of these fantastic paddles from, I'd like to thank them once again for allowing me to review this for them.

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  • Overall Rating: 9.0
Published in BDSM Kit Reviews
Stunt Cock

I am the male assistant to Joanne, she calls upon my services and more importantly, a certain appendage when she needs male sex toys reviewing and it's a fun task. I always love rising to the occasion. I have a strong dominant streak and so I tend to take the lead when reviewing impact toys and BDSM equipment.

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