Joanne's Sex Machine and Sex Toy Reviews

Welcome to my siteWelcome to my site, I hope that you enjoy my reviews and articles. I have a fascination with sex toys and in particular sex and fucking machines, e-stim and BDSM. Basically I like it the kinkier the better.

I have a lot of fun doing what I do and I hope it shows in my reviews and articles. I am joined by two friends, my Stunt Cock and sub'r' who assist me with some reviews or where I need a second opinion. I can always rely on them for a good time and honest advice.

I love hearing from my readers so please don't be shy, post a comment or get in touch. It is always nice to get feedback about my site, reviews and articles.

Joanne xxx

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Latest Reviews & Articles

March 21, 2019

Rouge Garments Fifty Times Hotter Marble Handle Flogger Review

A stunning flogger that delivers crisp impact play sensations that are delightful While visiting the ETO (Erotic Trade Only) show this year in Coventry with my Stunt Cock and of course the lovely sub'r', we stopped by the Rouge Garments stand. Well, truth be known sub'r' almost dragged me there when she saw the amazing display of floggers, whips and…
March 20, 2019

ElectraStim EM200 AXIS Electro Stimulator

Electrastim have a new next-gen e-stim control box, the AXIS It is not often that a new e-stim control box bursts onto the market place. When one does, it always attracts a lot of attention from stimmers old and new. Recently Electrastim released their latest next-gen control box, the AXIS and I have been lucky enough to have received one to review. "In…
March 20, 2019

Satisfyer Partner Multifun 1 and 2 Vibrators Review

Two interetsing takes on the vibrating couples sex toy It's no secret that I love my Satisfyer sex toys. Some of my all-time favourite toys are made by Satisfyer, such as the Penguin and the Pro 2. I was therefore excited, to say the least when Satisfyer got in touch asking me if I could review two new vibrators for them. "While the motors in the legs are…

Hot Octopuss JETT Guybrator™ Review

Mar 15, 2019 Male Masturbators
Hands free orgasms for the masses, penis owners rejoice I was so excited when Hot Octopuss brought a new guybrator™ to the market recently. I was even more so when they sent me one to review. Hot Octopuss produce fantastic sex toys, and I have reviewed the…

Ruse D-Thang 6 Inch Realistic Silicone Dildo with Balls Review

Mar 14, 2019 Dildos
The D-Thang is just perfect and so much fun to use I am starting to have a bit of a crush for Blush. I was delighted when they sent me a pink Ruse D-Thang silicone dildo to review. While visiting ETO this year I was also made to feel very welcome on their…

I Am Reviewing The Python Electro-Compression System

Mar 13, 2019 Blog
My Stunt Cock is going to be having lots of shockingly good fun After a very exciting visit to the ETO (Erotic Trade Only) Show in Coventry where we spent a good deal of time chatting to the lovely people form E-Stim Systems, we were given the opportunity to…

PVC Discipline Dress Review From Honour.co.uk

Mar 13, 2019 Other Reviews
A stunning short dress that oozes sex appeal It's always nice to be able to review some kinky fetish clothing, and we don't do enough of it in my opinion. So, it was a delight when Honour.co.uk got in touch asking if we would review their PVC Discipline Dress…

Shunga Exotic Intimate Massage Candles Review

Mar 07, 2019 Other Reviews
These massage candles deliver delightful scents and are great for intimate massages One of the brightest stands visited during the Joannes Reviews expedition to Erofame in Germany last year was the Shunga Stand. It blew my stunt cock and sub'r' away with its…

Flex Rechargeable G Spot Vibrator From Ann Summers

Mar 07, 2019 Vibrators
If you are looking for a tidy little g-spot vibe then this one may appeal to you I do love a good g-spot vibrator, I mean who wouldn't want to enjoy some strong vibrations aimed directly at that pleasure zone? When Ann Summers got in touch to ask if I would…

Pawsome ABDL Overalls From Onesies Downunder

Mar 06, 2019 ABDL Product Reviews
These overalls are lots of fun to wear and they are just so cute To say that we were excited when a package arrived from Onesies Downunder would be a considerable understatement. They are one of the premiere DDLG product vendors and their Onesies and Tusies…

I Am Reviewing The Tremor Sex Machine

Mar 04, 2019 Blog
I am really excited after using the Tremor I am so excited to be able to review the Tremor Sex Machine. This is a ride on vibrator in the style of the legendary Sybian and Motorbunny. It has some fantastic features, and it blows both the Sybian and the…

Sinful Sunday Week 412

Mar 03, 2019 Sinful Sunday
Week 412 and this week's pic is a double exposure It's all about the picture, and this one features a picture inspired by this weeks prompt - double exposures. This is a technique where a piece of film is exposed to a double scene recording both images. I use…
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