Taking the masturbator to new heights of techy-fun

It's not often that I get asked to review a product, and so I was delighted when Joanne told me that she needed the services of her "Stunt Cock".

Who was I to say no? I jumped at the chance, especially for a product I have had my eyes on for ages.

"Imagine having your partner thrust away with a toy. Now imagine the fun you can have when you feel the movements inside the Onyx+. It can spice up a long-distance relationship."

Stunt Cock

Kiiroo got in touch to see if we would be interested in reviewing the Onyx+ Interactive Male Masturbator as well as the Fuse Ohmibod Rabbit Vibe.

Joanne kept the rabbit for her reviewing purposes (science, I guess), and I couldn't wait to get my hands on the Onyx+.

Letting the sparkzz fly in the Midlands

Stunt Cock here, and I wanted to take a little bit of time to tell everyone about one of my favourite kink events here in the UK Midlands.

Sparkzz is the only dedicated electroplay event in the UK that I know of, and I take the lovely sub'r' along every month for some kinky zappery fun.

Joanne cannot come along as the venue, which is the incredible Xstasia swingers club in West Bromwich, has too many stairs for her. That means I have the enviable task of taking sub'r' and thoroughly enjoying her squeals of delight as she is pleasured with our Violet Wand and, of course, some of our e-stim kit.

Taking the "Five Knuckle Shuffle" to new levels of kink and pleasure

It's not often that I get to review anything designed purely for penis owners. So when The Handy got in touch with Joanne asking if we would review their masturbator for them, I was obviously over the moon when she agreed.

I put my hand up to enjoying masturbators; there is nothing wrong with the five knuckle shuffle, but getting to slide into something tight and wet is up there on another level of enjoyment.

"Its smooth action and its ability to be controlled by someone else or synced to videos mean this is a sex toy that won't end up gathering dust in your bedside drawer. Orgasms with it feel incredible, and I love fitting it and letting it do all the work - the perfect lazy wank."

Stunt Cock

All too often, though, masturbators don't live up to the marketing hype, and I hoped that this wouldn't be the case with the Handy.

So I waited with bated breath for it to arrive, and then Joanne (the tease) wouldn't let me use it until she had taken the pics for the review. In her own words, "I need to do some pics first because you're going to make it sticky" LOL.

So now that I have most definitely "had the pleasure" of getting to know The Handy let me tell you all about this fantastic new masturbator that is going to dominate the market.

A e-stim masturbator that is shockingly good fun

Stunt Cock here again for another penis centric review for Joanne. We have both had our eyes on the MyStim Opus E for ages now. There just don't seem to be any decent reviews of it around the net.

Having enjoyed meeting some of the MyStim staff at Erofame this year, I was delighted when they got in touch afterwards, asking if I would be interested in reviewing one of them. I think it was my "head in a vagina" stunt that swayed them.

"Orgasms when using it as an e-stim electrode are hard and ball crushingly powerfull. The first time I came using it as an electrode, I thought I had done myself some damage as I came so hard that my balls were aching afterwards."

Stunt Cock

I didn't have to wait long for the postman to bring me one to enjoy, I mean review.

So, if you fancy the idea of using a masturbator with a shockingly good extra feature then read on to see what I thought of it.

Taking masturbation to vibrating new highs

Stunt Cock here again with another review of a penis orientated sex toy for the lovely Joanne.

Recently Satisfyer seems to be throwing sex toys at reviewers, and I was delighted when two penis toys arrived in the post.

"I tried stroking with it but that felt a bit cumbersome, I found the way that works best for me it just to insert myself into it and to find the sweet spot where the powerful vibrations on my frenulum felt best."

Stunt Cock

After blowing a raspberry at Joanne as these were for me and not her, I got down to the task of getting to know them - intimately. This sleek black masturbator with looks that remind me of the form of an F1 racing car was fun to use, and I enjoyed getting acquainted with it.

So, let me tell you all about it and what I thought of it when using on my happy chap.

A fantastic bamboo paddle that delivers deep thuddy sensations

Stunt Cock here again. When it comes to BDSM activities sub'r' loves her impact play the most. This is entirely understandable when you think that impact play is often a core part of most peoples BDSM scenes or kinky bedroom activity.

This type of play can be incredibly arousing and not necessarily painful. A good impact play session can deliver soft almost caress like blows and at the other end of the spectrum hard stinging strikes.

"Using it on sub'r' is a delight and she loves the sensations that it delivers. Stroke after stroke gets her all excited and slowly building up the strength of the blows has her gasping and her backside actively pushing back against the paddle as she gets more and more aroused."

Stunt Cock

There is no shortage of impact play toys out there, and the humble paddle is often an implement of choice for lots of people due to its fantastic performance.

I am delighted to have been able to review the Bound To Tease Bamboo Spanking Paddle for sextoys.co.uk for supplying it and allowing me to review it. So, let me tell you all about this lovely looking bamboo paddle.

A silicone stroker with a cheeky play on words for a name - OffBeat

It's always lovely when Joanne gets asked to review male masturbators, nice for me that is as I get dragged in to act as her Stunt Cock.

Yes I know, it's a 'hard' life, but I always like to 'rise' to the occasion and love 'slipping into' her reviewing regime. OK, that's enough of the quips, this is going to be a serious review of a brand new product.

Godemiche, one of Joanne's favourite dildo artisans, have decided that now is the time to enter the male stroker market and lucky for me, we were sent one in advance of its launch to put it to the test.

"One thing I really like about the OffBeat is how easy it is to hold, and as it doesn't really change your masturbatory style, it enhances it."

Stunt Cock

It was nice to be given a sneak peek of their newest product, the OffBeat. So without further ado, here are my thoughts on this silicone stroker.

Slipping into something comfortable has never been so much fun

Stunt Cock, here again, I have been dragged back in kicking and screaming by Joanne to review another male masturbator for her.

Just kidding about the kicking and screaming bit, I relish the opportunity to try something new, and if it means sticking my happy chap into something soft and sensual, then I am definitely up for that.

Joanne received a Satisfyer For Men to review and I know that she is always raving about her collection of Satisfyer toys, I have never seen her cum as quickly as when she is using one of their clitoral suction sex toys.

"Having the ability to make the masturbator squeeze your manhood during use really feels incredible, and this gives the Satisfyer For Men a considerable boost over other masturbators like the Fleshlight."

Stunt Cock

Before it arrived I did a bit of reading up on the Satisfyer For Men which is fronted by male porn star Rocco Siffredi, and that got my attention, this guy has fucked over 5,000 women, and he is claiming that the Satisfyer For Men gave him the best orgasm of his life.

Mmmm, I think that may not be precisely true, but I was keen to find out if it did indeed live up to that strong claim, so read on to find out what I think of it.

Leave no doubt as to your role as a Top

Stunt Cock here again with another review of a product aimed fair and square at the male market although there is nothing to say that a female Dominant couldn't wear this product if she wished.

Meo.de got in touch asking if we could review this BDSM necklace for them and I jumped at the chance. Thinking it would be an excellent addition to my dungeon attire, making me look even more Domly as if my leather kilt didn't already do that.

"The pendant is a work of art, the black enamel background makes the raised letters of the word "TOP" stand out, and your eyes are immediately drawn to it. I enjoy wearing it, and when I wore it to the last BDSM event, I got a lot of attention from other Dominants and submissives asking where they could get one to wear or give as a gift."

Stunt Cock

I like the concept of this pendant and necklace, and so I looked forward to getting my hands on it and seeing what others thought of it at my next BDSM get together.

Read on to see if I like it and also what the comments I received about it were.

It's always fun slipping inside something more comfortable

Stunt Cock here again to review a male masturbator for Joanne. We were asked by Bondara if we would consider reviewing the Linx Onyx Sucker Black Male Masturbator for them.

I generally jump at the chance to stick my happy chap into something new and so I jumped at the chance. I don't often get the opportunity to review male masturbators (hint, hint sex toy companies), and so I was looking forward to giving it some serious use if you know what I mean.

"If you are like me and un-circumcised, you will get a lot more sensation and pleasure from it if you hold your foreskin back exposing the whole of your glans for that inner texture to stimulate and this feels really nice."

Stunt Cock

Masturbator sleeves like this one are ideal for spicing up your masturbation sessions and making them feel new, and they can give you some sweet new sensations.

So read on to see what I thought of this competitively priced one from Bondara.

A perfectly sized BDSM playbag with so many other uses

Stunt Cock here again with another review of a piece of BDSM kit, this time the Monostrap Backpack from Meo in Germany.

I was delighted when they asked if we would review this for them as I have been thinking of getting a new play bag for BDSM sessions for a while now - so it was perfect timing.

"I love how comfortable it is to wear, once fitted it fits very snugly indeed and with the velcro strap there is a lot of adjustment to be made for different chest sizes."

Joanne

This toy bag isn't just for BDSM practitioners though as it has a myriad of other uses and is yet functional striking in its design.

So here are my thoughts on this black Meo branded shoulder bag.

A fantastic hybrid lube that looks like cum

Stunt Cock here, Joanne has asked me to do this review for her. I have really enjoyed putting Man Cunt through its paces. It is a hybrid lube, being a mixture of water-based and silicone lubes, having the benefits of both without any of the drawbacks of each.

This is the first lube from the Meo range that I have reviewed, and it definitely does what it is designed to do very well indeed. I did laugh when I saw the name as it is a bit of a shocker, it isn't often I get to review something with the 'C' word in its name.

"One benefit of using it is the fantasy element of it looking and feeling like cum, if you have fantasies of multiple creampies or just love the look of cum on your body then this is the lube for you."

Joanne

But as Man Cunt is slang for a guys ass I can understand its use. As its name then suggests, this is an anal lube, I have tested it on myself and also on Joanne and sub'r'.

So, let me tell you what separates Man Cunt from some of the other anal lubes out there.

The hands-free kit for your Bathmate penis enlarger

Stunt Cock here again for a quick update on my quest to shall we just say "maximise my potential".

I am still using my Hydromax X30 Wide Boy Penis Enlarger, and if you read my review of it, you will know that the only downside with using it in the shower is having to hold it in place.

"Before I started using a strap, my usual showering ritual consisted of using the Hydromax X30 Wide Boy enlarger as part of my regime, but I had to focus on that and then clean myself."

Stunt Cock

Use in a bath would be much easier. Bathmate produces a handy shower strap, and about halfway through my review, I made a homemade creation using an old exhibition lanyard.

That wasn't a permanent solution, and the nice guys at Bathmate agreed to send me one of their shower straps for free in exchange for a fair and honest review.

One month of trying to go hulk in the penis department with the X30

Joanne was delighted when she was contacted by the guys over at Bathmate asking if we were interested in reviewing their latest creation, the Hydromax X30 Wide Boy Penis Enlarger.

She loves throwing me (her Stunt Cock) in at the deep end, so she of course said yes, I then was given the task of reviewing it for her. Well, she does lack something in the pre-requisite trouser content department I guess.

"A moderate vacuum works well for me, and I get very hard erections when using the X30. Watch out for bruising or swelling particularly around the foreskin (if you have one) during use, as this area is prone to swelling in a vacuum and that can be uncomfortable."

Stunt Cock

Every guy has wished for a bigger penis at some point in his life, and in the past, I have been very sceptical about the worth and effectiveness of some of the systems out there.

However, I have always heard good things about Bathmate so I looked forward to giving it a go and seeing whether or not it could increase the size of my "happy chap" as Joanne calls it.

Bathmate sent us a Hydromax X30 Wideboy developer free of charge in exchange for a fair and honest review.

Proving that good things come in small packages

Hi, Stunt Cock here and Joanne has dragged me in again to write another male orientated sex toy review for her as let's face it she lacks something in the trouser department for the job. We were sent this new guybrator by Hot Octopuss, and I have to admit to almost doing backflips when I found out that this was one the way.

You see, the Pulse III Duo is one of my all-time favourite sex toys. The sensation that it delivers to my happy chap is incredible, and it never fails to bring me off quickly and very enjoyably.

I have the Pocket Pulse Remote version, and it comes with a remote that can be used by yourself or by your partner for some teasing fun. Teasing can be lots of fun and Joanne has a habit of pinching the remote and edging me by turning down the power just as I am about to come.

Stunt Cock

I was keen then to see how the Pocket Pulse would perform as the Pulse III Duo is fantastic.

I can honestly say that I have enjoyed doing the 'background work' for this review so without further ado, here are my thoughts on the Pocket Pulse Remote.

This Fleshlight is now at the front of my go to queue

I love the nickname that Joanne gives me - Stunt Cock. She brings me in to help review sleeve style masturbators as, well she isn't entirely equipped to conduct a thorough testing of them.

So that's where I step in, or I suppose that should be, where I slip in I guess. I was delighted to have been given a chance to review one of the new Fleshlight Turbo Thrust masturbators by the friendly people over at Latex, Leather & Lace.

I love watching my Stunt Cock using a Fleshlight and they are not just for single penis owners out there, they can be great couples toys. It's so much fun to use it on him.

Joanne

I already have a couple of Fleshlights in my collection, and they are always fun to use and do the job very well indeed. I was curious to see how the Fleshlight Turbo Thrust would stand up to the others I have used. Fleshlight is marketing it as the ultimate blowjob experience, and I have to admit that got my attention. I had high expectations for this Fleshlight and hoped that while being an oral sex simulator, it wouldn't 'suck'.

So, did it deliver on its promise of the ultimate blowjob experience? Read on to find out.

What isn't there to like about this kinky combination?

Kinky is fun and as well as enjoying blindfolds, gags are one of the UK's most used BDSM products and this one is a classic O-Ring that features a kinky twist, well two in fact. It has two deliciously strong nipple clamps attached to it on chains that are just the perfect length. I bought this gag from SimplyPleasure.co.uk as it just looked so naughty. I've now used it on several play sessions myself and on a submissive so I feel very qualified to give my opinion on this set.

The chains are just the perfect length in that if your submissive moves their head they will cause the nipple clamps to tug on their nipples and this can be a lot of fun.

Stunt Cock

Slip inside this shocking masturbator for one hell of a ride

Joanne really enjoys her electrosex and so do I. So I was delighted when we received an Electrastim Jack Socket to review. This is a review for penis owners out there. I intend to give you some information about this very interesting electrosex masturbator.

This is a male masturbator with a shocking difference - it's a bipolar e-stim electrode. This singular feature sets it aside from the generic male masturbators on the market. It's like a twist that could have been spawned in the Frankenstein novel itself. this masturbator comes into its own when used as a bipolar electrosex electrode. Yes, your first assumption is probably right, you use it to apply electricity directly through your penis.

As the Jack Socket is open ended, ejaculation isn’t a problem. You can do what you usually do when you masturbate to manage the sticky stuff. Joanne enjoys watching my cum explode from the end of my cock when we play and she can do just that with this sleeve.

Stunt Cock

Why on earth would anyone want to put electricity through their happy chap I hear you cry!

Experience a full on dungeon experience for less than you think

The books and films in the 50 Shades of Grey franchise have awakened everyone to the delights of some BDSM play. People who have never even given that sort of play a second thought are now trying it out and enjoying it. What do you do though once you're bored of simple tie tease games in the bedroom?

You visit a dungeon that's what. In a Dungeon you can let your imagination go wild. You can enjoy yourself with a range of equipment and restraints to cater for even the kinkiest mind. The UK has a huge network of dungeons catering for this growth in kinky play. This review is of one of them in the Midlands.

This is what we call our local, even though it is an hour and half's drive away from home. It's the dungeon that we keep going back to because of the amazing owners and their superb facilities.

Stunt Cock

This review will be about TP Dungeon Studios in Cannock. A gem of a facility tucked away in very bland surroundings. It looks like any other business unit on the outside. But step inside and, well let's just say that your eyes will open wide and a huge smile will creep onto your face. Let me introduce you to my regular dungeon, a dungeon where I have lots of very interesting and hot memories.

Taking fruity fun to a "hole" new level

Hi, "Stunt Cock" here, I'm quite nervous about this review as Joanne has finally convinced me to join her on the blog and to actually contribute by writing reviews myself from a male perspective for masturbators and male orientated sex toys. So this is the first (no pressure I guess) and hopefully not the last. We were sent the Pleasurenana to review by IMToys.com and I have to admit I had a laugh when I first laid eyes on it and you will see why at the end of this review.

This is a non anatomicaly correct male masturbator that is contained in an ABS cover that is coloured like and shaped as a banana and why not? Lots of women enjoy dildos that are vegetable or fantasy shapes so why can't we men have something different to the usual boring fleshlights or beer can shaped sex toys.

For its price it's great value for money costing a fraction of what you would have to spend on a Fleshlight for the same level of enjoyment.

Stunt Cock

I am a big fan of Fleshlights and so I was keen to see how the Pleasrenana compares to one and I didn't waste any time in finding out. Read on to see what I think of this little yellow bad boy.