Welcome to my little corner of the internet

Mystery LadyWho am I?

Well I am a married mother of two who is very confident about her sexuality. I have recently discovered the wonderful world of machine sex and I thought that I should put pen to paper (in the internet sense of course) to let other know about what has worked for me and what doesn't work so well.

Yes this is another one of those 'review' sites, but unlike most I will primarily be devoting my attention to Fucking Machines, Sex Machines, Dildos, Lube and their suppliers. That said though I will also be reviewing anything that catches my eye.

This is my first attempt at anything like this so please be gentle (and forgiving) with me, it's early days yet but I have high hopes for the site.

What's new?

To kick things off I have written two reviews, the first is about the F-Machine Pro fucking machine and the second is of my experience with the much vaunted Sybian Pleasure System.


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Latest Reviews

February 21, 2019

Eros Aqua Water-based Lubricant Review

in Lube Reviews
Who doesn't like the idea of lube in a bottle that you can fuck? With so many lubes on the market, it can often be hard to find which one will work best for you. That is one reason why I love writing lube reviews. It is always nice to try a new lube and as I… Read More
February 20, 2019

Gring Finger Vibe From Gvibe

in Vibrators
Powerful vibrations at your fingertips I am pretty excited about this little finger vibe from Gvibe, it packs a lot of features into a small form. As well as being a fun little finger vibe it has an unusual extra feature - it can be used as a remote control… Read More
Feb 18, 2019

So Divine ‘Addicted’ Love Egg With Remote Control

in Vibrators
Fantastic for teasing a partner or just using on your own I was so excited when So Divine… Read More

Recent Articles

August 27, 2018 3959

Experiencing Burning Or Stinging When Stimming?

Here are some pointers to smooth things out a bit Stinging or burning is often caused by either having too much power going through an electrode or having your electrode too small. Other things can also create this sort of problem, and I will cover those… Read More
July 05, 2018 7967

What is a DDLG relationship?

You might be surprised by the DDLG scene when you learn more about it First off, I can pretty much guarantee that at least 90% of the people reading this post will have either never heard of a DDLG relationship or have lots of misconceptions about them. "I… Read More
Jun 11, 2018 11357

Male And Female Chastity Belts & Cock Cages

The thought of being locked in chastity really turns me one Chastity is a subject that… Read More

Latest Blog Posts

February 22, 2019

Today I Upgraded My 2B Estim Control Box Firmware

in Blog
It was so simple to upgrade my 2B E-stim control boxes firmware! One of the features of the 2B Control Box (read my review of it here) from E-Stim Systems is its upgradeability. Unlike other popular control boxes like the Erostek ET312B Power Unit, it is… Read More
February 21, 2019

I Am Delighted To Be Working With Honour.co.uk

in Blog
Breaking news! Honour is a huge brand based in London and they have two physical shops together with their rather amazing website that is stocked with all sorts of kinky products. I was delighted when they got in touch with me asking if I would review some… Read More
Feb 15, 2019

Hot Octopuss Launches JETT, its Customisable Guybrator™ with Treble and Bass Technology

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Breaking news! Today Hot Octopuss, creators of the ‘World’s First Guybrator’, has… Read More
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