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I'm Joanne (Pronouns: She/Her) and welcome to my site.
I'm the writer, editor, re-editor, spelling corrector and creator of this, my little corner of the internet - sexmachinereviews.co.uk.
It's a blog that I hope will help people as I share my personal experiences with the products you see on this site. I'm very sexually liberated and have my kinks, but that wasn't always the case. My sexual tastes and experience have grown over time, and I now have a well-balanced view of my sexuality and enjoy pushing my boundaries.
One of the most significant kinks and loves I share on this site is my love of mechanical sex. Yes, I like sex and fucking machines together with e-stim, also known as electrosex.
I'm a married mother of two in her 40's ('cough', you aren't getting a closer number than that). I could, of course, be described as a 'Cougar' or 'MILF', and I would wear those labels with pride.
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